Now we are onto our eleventh interview with the old wrinkly Granny, Noranti!
"Boo! Hello Cookie Monster!"
Ah!, Oh! Hello, Norani. Thanks for coming." (Crowd cheers and laughs)
Question 1:
"What is your worst fear?"
"Rygel, mine would be waking up in a bed next to you!" (Crowd laughs)
Question 2:
"Why did you poison the rats' on Earth?"
"Rats are no good. They smell!"
Question 3:
"Why do you to always fall asleep when we are in danger?"
"I have to preserve my energy, so I sleep."
Question 4:
"Have you heard of washing your self?"
"Yes! I shall not wash because it rubs off my odours!"
"Noranti you smell!"
"Why thank you, Rygel." (Crowd laughs and applauses)
Question 5:
''What is your favourite food?"
"Food cooked by me I like very much. Stew is a favourite of mine."
Question 6:
"Why did you strip naked?"
"I just took of my clothes. How else do you get John and D'Argo's attention!?"
Question 7:
"What is your favourite drink?"
"I make a mean tea. Everything goes into it. I have always wondered why the crew dislike it. Maybe it's the yellow colour?"
Question 8:
"What was it like to be genetically modified?"
"It was useful. I could then go around and blow dust at the Scarrens without them noticing. Noranti had fun."
Question 9:
"You were eating flowers on Earth. Do you like them?"
"Rygel, yes I do. Earth had so many edible things for me to eat."
Question 10:
"Have you got any candy corn?"
"I have a big stash outside, Rygel. Afterwards we can eat ourselves silly!"
"Why do I deserve this dren!" (Crowd laughs and cheers)
(Buzzer Goes off)
"I'm going to have to call it a day. Thanks for chatting Noranti….Now where is the sugary treats…….?"
"I'll cook up the best stew just for you Rygel! Goodbye!"
(Noranti exits)
AN:/ Thank you for all the positive reviews I have been getting. I am happy that you all enjoy my series of interviews. Please read and review. Bracca will be up next!