Hello my companions! How goes it? I myself am quite well. Good news! I really think that my spelling is improving everyday! Along with my typing, and so long as I watch what shows up on the screen when I type, I think I can get through these will a few less errors... I hope.
Ok, so, this is funny stuff, right? I hope you think this one is too... Humoris (ok, so my spelling isn't a *hell* of a lot better, but improvement is improvement) fics are quite interesting in my opinion, though, I am thinking that my next fic shall carry a more... Hmm, shall we say serious atmosphere. Yeah, so I want to get as much laughter as possible out of you with this fic so you will all be laughed out by the time I intorduce my next fic (which, btw, I already have a couple chapters done on, just now for you to see just yet) you will be are ready for a more dramatic story... And also, it won't be so...so... oh hell, lets just say 'mushy' as A Time for Change... Anyways... I just thought I would inform all of you!!!
Disclaimer: I own Inuyasha!!! Hey... Was that a flying pig???I think Hell is freezing over...And WHATS THIS??? MIROKU?... BEHAVING??? God damn it! I hate it when I fall into alternate universes! I guess what I am trying to say is... I don't own Inuyasha... And, unless the world decides to change any and all natural laws (inclueding those involving copy right infringement), I shall never own him... *tear* (ps... Don't bother sueing... I have but a megar $6 to my name...Well, you could sue... But really, all $6 can get you these days is a cand bar... mmm... One of those would sure be good right about now... Heh, well, there goes my last $6!)
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Title: Law Students Like to Argue
Chapter 8: IMOAR's and the Bonds of Fresca
(a/n... Don't you just love the title???)
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Sunday was spent by Kagome going over her presentation, so far, it was the only big project she had gotten. She was really happy that her Philosophy professor decided that there wouldn't be any out of class work. Just some studying. Which worked out well for Kagome.
Sango lazily spent her Sunday flipping through the channels... All was peaceful until the phone rang. Sango was the one who picked it up...
"Hello?"
"Hello-O!!!"
"Oh um... Hi, Ms. Higurashi..."
"Oh Sango dear! Is that you?"
"Heh, yup, its me!"
"Is my little Kaggy around? I want to talk to her!!!"
Sango cringed... the overly enthusiastic voice of dear little Kaggy's mother ment only one thing... She was coming for a visit...
"Haha... Yeah... she is... Um le-let me um get her for you..." Kagome was going to kill her...
"Kagome!" Sango yelled after carefully placing her fingers over the mouth peice of the phone..."Telephone for you!!!"
"Ok, I'll get it in my room!" Kagome yelled back.
Sango listened until she heard a click in the line and Kagome's oh-so-secretary sounding "Hello?" she always used when ansering the phone to an unknown caller....
Sango hung up the phone and held her breath... A few minutes later she heard the following noises... (in this order)
(Kag)"Bye".
(Phone)Beep!... SLAM, SLAM, SLAM!
(Kag's head & Wall) BAM BAM BAM!
(Kag's Stifled scream into a pillow) EEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kag) "Sango!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME???"
~~~
"Ok, Kags... What did she want now?" Sango asked curiously.
"She wants to take me out to brunch tomorrow..." Kagome answered, quite solemly looking down. She, for some reason, could never refuse her mother...
"Doesn't sound soo bad." Sango tried to sound optomistic, but realized it was hopeless... It did, after all, involve Kagome's mother... She was a couple almonds short of a nut case...
"She wants to go after my first class." Kagome added, her mood unchanging.
"Well, at least you don't have to sit through your Economy class!" Sango informed her cheerfully.
"You don't understand!" Kagome wailed as her head made contact with the wall (yet again)
"Don't understand what?" Sango asked innocently...
"She...she wants to.... she wants to." Kagome stutered.
"Come on! Out with it!" Sango encoureged.
"She wants to pick me up after class so she can "See what college life is like these days"! Meaning," Kagome continued,"That people will actually *see her*, and, to top it all off... I garenty she will want to "Mingle with the kids" too." Kagome said as she swung her head unceremoniously back and forth into the wall.
"Oh Gods!" Sango's face was absolutly pail... She had heard horror stories about the time Kagome's mom decided to pick her up from school one day... She claims that when ever she runs into someone she had known from high school, they *still* bring it up and laugh about it... So much for "Time healing all wounds."
Sango doubted there was a cure for IMOAR's. (Insane Mother On A Rampage) And poor Kagome, she was the daughter of the Queen of all IMOAR's... Poor, poor Kagome.
~~~~ Back At Inu's Pad (haha... Pad... I have always wanted to use that word!)
"Damn it Miroku!" Inuyasha screamed,"I needed that! Gods! How the hell am I supposed to read this if it is *covered* in soda!!! And what kind of man drinks Fresca anyways?" (DCM: Don't own Fresca...I would be rich if I did)
"Geez, Inuyasha!" Miroku yelled back,"*You're* the one who just left it one the coffee table! *And*, *you* bumped into me, making *me* knock it over!!! And I happen to know a *lot* of men that drink Fresca!"
"Oh well," Inuyasha sighed,"I'll ask Kagome to give me another copy tomorrow... And your friends from the Gay bar don't count!"
"I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!!!" Miroku yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Come *on*, Miroku!" Inuyasha started,"You *scream* fruityness! You collect fucking Baggy Buddies for the Gods sake! And what is up with your obsession with the color purple???"
"Baggy Buddies will be worth a small fortune some day!" Miroku began to defend himself,"And as for the color purple, it just happens to be very sliming on me!"
Inuyasha just laughed as he watched his friend futily try to defend his sexuality... "Did you just say 'slimming'?" Inuyasha laughed.
"Crawl up a tree and die, Inuyasha! I am not gay and that is final!" Miroku concluded.
"Ok, so your *not* gay... Whats your drag-queen name? Huh? Is it 'Ima-Pre TiGurl?'" Inuyasha laughed, taunting Miroku was just too entertaining.
"Up yours!" Miroku said in his astounding offence.
"Sorry, Miroku, I don't swing that way," Then he added, while wiping the tears from his eyes from laughing so hard,"Anyways, I should call Kagome and get this all straightend out..."
"Have fun talking to your Luva-Girl!" Miroku cooed.
"Yeah... And I will tell Sango not to worry about you anymore... You went to the relm of Cher-listening-rainbow-lovers" He said sarcastically, walking to the phone.
"Whats wrong with listening to Cher?" Miroku asked.
'You have got to be kidding me,' Inuyasha thought to himself,'The boy *is* a fruit...'
"Ha, just kidding!" Miroku laughed.
"Yeah, sure ya are," Inuyasha told him skeptically as he picked up his address book to search for Kagome's number. (no, he didn't put her name in his "little black book")
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He called her up...
Kag..."Hello?"
Inu..."Is Kagome there?"
Kag..."Yeah, its me... who is it?"
Inu..."Its Inuyasha..."
Kag..."Oh... Hi... What can I do for you?"
Inu..."Well, Miroku here dumped his Fresca all over the out line of our presentation, and I need a new copy."
Kag..."Fresca? Who the hell drinks Fresca?"
Inu..."Yeah... I know... But listen, could you please get me a copy tomorrow?"
Kag..."Yeah, sure, no problem.... Fresca?"
Inu..."Fresca."
Kag..."Gods, if Miroku wasn't such a perv., I might actually think he was gay!"
Inu..."Beleive me, you *aren't* the only one."
Kag..."Haha... SOOooo... Is there anything else you need?"
Inu..."Nope... Not that I can think of... I just want the copy so you don't have an excuse to, you know, try to kill me with your alarm clock again."
Kag..."Heh,heh... Well, so long as you don't hold it to my ear when I am sleeping again, you wont have to worry about that."
Inu..."Glad to hear it... Well, I guess I should be going now..."
Kag..."Ok."
Inu..."Thanks for getting me another copy."
Kag..."No prob."
Inu..."Bye."
Kag..."Later".
Inu...silence...
Kag...silence...
Inu...click...
Kag...click...
~~
"Kags... who was that?" Sango inquired... her mood seemed to have improved a considerable bit.
"Oh, no one, just Inuyasha." she said as if it was nothing.
"Inuyasha?" Sango asked, startled slightly,"What did he want?"
"A new copy of our presentation," Kagome said as she walked to the fridge, she was suddenly in the mood for a soda. She open the door only to find a 12 pack of Fresca, just sitting there like it was no big deal..."Since when do *you* drink Fresca?
"Hmm... I donno," Sango said, flipping through the channels..."I just saw it in the store yesterday and bought it on an impulse... I had forgotten how much I used to love that stuff!"
Kagome tried hard to stifle a laugh... Sango would die if she knew how many things she had in common with the Lecherous Miroku... It was almost down right frightening...
"Do *you* have a problem with Fresca?" Sango asked, eyeing Kagome in the kitchen...
"If you love Fresca half as much as your fat free popcorn, then I dare not speak ill of it!" Kagome joked... Though, she had a point, Sango could get scarry when it came to her "beloved, fat-free, fluffy goodness", as she called it.
"You had better believe it!" Sango said in a fake intimidating voice.
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Hahahaha... Doesn't it seem like just yesterday I accidently called Chapter 5 8 instead? And now, here we are, at the end of chapter 8!!! The honest to God, *real* chapter 8!!! Yay!!!!
I really hope that you people liked this chappie... I don't know where the whole Fresca thing came from really... I just thought it was a feminine-ish drink... and I also needed some sort of comical soda to have Miroku dump on Inuyasha's stuff... LOL... Yeah. I am insane. And you know you love it!
Anyways... Don't wander far, for next chappie shall be entitled.... Mothers From Mars and the Daughters Who Loath Them...
See ya then! (Tootles~)
Ps... Sorry if this one was kind of short, I will make the next chappie longer! I promise!!!
Ok, so, this is funny stuff, right? I hope you think this one is too... Humoris (ok, so my spelling isn't a *hell* of a lot better, but improvement is improvement) fics are quite interesting in my opinion, though, I am thinking that my next fic shall carry a more... Hmm, shall we say serious atmosphere. Yeah, so I want to get as much laughter as possible out of you with this fic so you will all be laughed out by the time I intorduce my next fic (which, btw, I already have a couple chapters done on, just now for you to see just yet) you will be are ready for a more dramatic story... And also, it won't be so...so... oh hell, lets just say 'mushy' as A Time for Change... Anyways... I just thought I would inform all of you!!!
Disclaimer: I own Inuyasha!!! Hey... Was that a flying pig???I think Hell is freezing over...And WHATS THIS??? MIROKU?... BEHAVING??? God damn it! I hate it when I fall into alternate universes! I guess what I am trying to say is... I don't own Inuyasha... And, unless the world decides to change any and all natural laws (inclueding those involving copy right infringement), I shall never own him... *tear* (ps... Don't bother sueing... I have but a megar $6 to my name...Well, you could sue... But really, all $6 can get you these days is a cand bar... mmm... One of those would sure be good right about now... Heh, well, there goes my last $6!)
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Title: Law Students Like to Argue
Chapter 8: IMOAR's and the Bonds of Fresca
(a/n... Don't you just love the title???)
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Sunday was spent by Kagome going over her presentation, so far, it was the only big project she had gotten. She was really happy that her Philosophy professor decided that there wouldn't be any out of class work. Just some studying. Which worked out well for Kagome.
Sango lazily spent her Sunday flipping through the channels... All was peaceful until the phone rang. Sango was the one who picked it up...
"Hello?"
"Hello-O!!!"
"Oh um... Hi, Ms. Higurashi..."
"Oh Sango dear! Is that you?"
"Heh, yup, its me!"
"Is my little Kaggy around? I want to talk to her!!!"
Sango cringed... the overly enthusiastic voice of dear little Kaggy's mother ment only one thing... She was coming for a visit...
"Haha... Yeah... she is... Um le-let me um get her for you..." Kagome was going to kill her...
"Kagome!" Sango yelled after carefully placing her fingers over the mouth peice of the phone..."Telephone for you!!!"
"Ok, I'll get it in my room!" Kagome yelled back.
Sango listened until she heard a click in the line and Kagome's oh-so-secretary sounding "Hello?" she always used when ansering the phone to an unknown caller....
Sango hung up the phone and held her breath... A few minutes later she heard the following noises... (in this order)
(Kag)"Bye".
(Phone)Beep!... SLAM, SLAM, SLAM!
(Kag's head & Wall) BAM BAM BAM!
(Kag's Stifled scream into a pillow) EEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kag) "Sango!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME???"
~~~
"Ok, Kags... What did she want now?" Sango asked curiously.
"She wants to take me out to brunch tomorrow..." Kagome answered, quite solemly looking down. She, for some reason, could never refuse her mother...
"Doesn't sound soo bad." Sango tried to sound optomistic, but realized it was hopeless... It did, after all, involve Kagome's mother... She was a couple almonds short of a nut case...
"She wants to go after my first class." Kagome added, her mood unchanging.
"Well, at least you don't have to sit through your Economy class!" Sango informed her cheerfully.
"You don't understand!" Kagome wailed as her head made contact with the wall (yet again)
"Don't understand what?" Sango asked innocently...
"She...she wants to.... she wants to." Kagome stutered.
"Come on! Out with it!" Sango encoureged.
"She wants to pick me up after class so she can "See what college life is like these days"! Meaning," Kagome continued,"That people will actually *see her*, and, to top it all off... I garenty she will want to "Mingle with the kids" too." Kagome said as she swung her head unceremoniously back and forth into the wall.
"Oh Gods!" Sango's face was absolutly pail... She had heard horror stories about the time Kagome's mom decided to pick her up from school one day... She claims that when ever she runs into someone she had known from high school, they *still* bring it up and laugh about it... So much for "Time healing all wounds."
Sango doubted there was a cure for IMOAR's. (Insane Mother On A Rampage) And poor Kagome, she was the daughter of the Queen of all IMOAR's... Poor, poor Kagome.
~~~~ Back At Inu's Pad (haha... Pad... I have always wanted to use that word!)
"Damn it Miroku!" Inuyasha screamed,"I needed that! Gods! How the hell am I supposed to read this if it is *covered* in soda!!! And what kind of man drinks Fresca anyways?" (DCM: Don't own Fresca...I would be rich if I did)
"Geez, Inuyasha!" Miroku yelled back,"*You're* the one who just left it one the coffee table! *And*, *you* bumped into me, making *me* knock it over!!! And I happen to know a *lot* of men that drink Fresca!"
"Oh well," Inuyasha sighed,"I'll ask Kagome to give me another copy tomorrow... And your friends from the Gay bar don't count!"
"I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!!!" Miroku yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Come *on*, Miroku!" Inuyasha started,"You *scream* fruityness! You collect fucking Baggy Buddies for the Gods sake! And what is up with your obsession with the color purple???"
"Baggy Buddies will be worth a small fortune some day!" Miroku began to defend himself,"And as for the color purple, it just happens to be very sliming on me!"
Inuyasha just laughed as he watched his friend futily try to defend his sexuality... "Did you just say 'slimming'?" Inuyasha laughed.
"Crawl up a tree and die, Inuyasha! I am not gay and that is final!" Miroku concluded.
"Ok, so your *not* gay... Whats your drag-queen name? Huh? Is it 'Ima-Pre TiGurl?'" Inuyasha laughed, taunting Miroku was just too entertaining.
"Up yours!" Miroku said in his astounding offence.
"Sorry, Miroku, I don't swing that way," Then he added, while wiping the tears from his eyes from laughing so hard,"Anyways, I should call Kagome and get this all straightend out..."
"Have fun talking to your Luva-Girl!" Miroku cooed.
"Yeah... And I will tell Sango not to worry about you anymore... You went to the relm of Cher-listening-rainbow-lovers" He said sarcastically, walking to the phone.
"Whats wrong with listening to Cher?" Miroku asked.
'You have got to be kidding me,' Inuyasha thought to himself,'The boy *is* a fruit...'
"Ha, just kidding!" Miroku laughed.
"Yeah, sure ya are," Inuyasha told him skeptically as he picked up his address book to search for Kagome's number. (no, he didn't put her name in his "little black book")
~~
He called her up...
Kag..."Hello?"
Inu..."Is Kagome there?"
Kag..."Yeah, its me... who is it?"
Inu..."Its Inuyasha..."
Kag..."Oh... Hi... What can I do for you?"
Inu..."Well, Miroku here dumped his Fresca all over the out line of our presentation, and I need a new copy."
Kag..."Fresca? Who the hell drinks Fresca?"
Inu..."Yeah... I know... But listen, could you please get me a copy tomorrow?"
Kag..."Yeah, sure, no problem.... Fresca?"
Inu..."Fresca."
Kag..."Gods, if Miroku wasn't such a perv., I might actually think he was gay!"
Inu..."Beleive me, you *aren't* the only one."
Kag..."Haha... SOOooo... Is there anything else you need?"
Inu..."Nope... Not that I can think of... I just want the copy so you don't have an excuse to, you know, try to kill me with your alarm clock again."
Kag..."Heh,heh... Well, so long as you don't hold it to my ear when I am sleeping again, you wont have to worry about that."
Inu..."Glad to hear it... Well, I guess I should be going now..."
Kag..."Ok."
Inu..."Thanks for getting me another copy."
Kag..."No prob."
Inu..."Bye."
Kag..."Later".
Inu...silence...
Kag...silence...
Inu...click...
Kag...click...
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"Kags... who was that?" Sango inquired... her mood seemed to have improved a considerable bit.
"Oh, no one, just Inuyasha." she said as if it was nothing.
"Inuyasha?" Sango asked, startled slightly,"What did he want?"
"A new copy of our presentation," Kagome said as she walked to the fridge, she was suddenly in the mood for a soda. She open the door only to find a 12 pack of Fresca, just sitting there like it was no big deal..."Since when do *you* drink Fresca?
"Hmm... I donno," Sango said, flipping through the channels..."I just saw it in the store yesterday and bought it on an impulse... I had forgotten how much I used to love that stuff!"
Kagome tried hard to stifle a laugh... Sango would die if she knew how many things she had in common with the Lecherous Miroku... It was almost down right frightening...
"Do *you* have a problem with Fresca?" Sango asked, eyeing Kagome in the kitchen...
"If you love Fresca half as much as your fat free popcorn, then I dare not speak ill of it!" Kagome joked... Though, she had a point, Sango could get scarry when it came to her "beloved, fat-free, fluffy goodness", as she called it.
"You had better believe it!" Sango said in a fake intimidating voice.
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Hahahaha... Doesn't it seem like just yesterday I accidently called Chapter 5 8 instead? And now, here we are, at the end of chapter 8!!! The honest to God, *real* chapter 8!!! Yay!!!!
I really hope that you people liked this chappie... I don't know where the whole Fresca thing came from really... I just thought it was a feminine-ish drink... and I also needed some sort of comical soda to have Miroku dump on Inuyasha's stuff... LOL... Yeah. I am insane. And you know you love it!
Anyways... Don't wander far, for next chappie shall be entitled.... Mothers From Mars and the Daughters Who Loath Them...
See ya then! (Tootles~)
Ps... Sorry if this one was kind of short, I will make the next chappie longer! I promise!!!