Now it's onto our finale (Sob!, Sob!) Interview with the musical DRD, 1812. I will be interpretation what 1812 says as many of you won't be able to understand what he is saying. Frelling translator microbes!

"Welcome DRD 1812"

"Beep, Beep, Beep"

"1812 says thank you, thank you, thank you"

Question 1:

"What is your greatest fear"

"Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"

"1812 said that he would not like to malfunction and be melted into scrapes. That would be his greatest fear."

Question 2:

"Do you have a favourite moya crew member"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep."

"1812 said he liked Chiana the most. She is a 'Mother' figure to him"

Question 3:

"Do you eat anything?"

"Beep, beep, beep"

"1812 says he eats dentics!" (Crowd laughs)

"Beep!"

"Oops sorry, translated that wrong. He says he eats nothing."

Question 4:

"Who is your favourite DRD?"

"BEEB!"

"1812 says me!" (Crowd cheer and applause)

Question 5;

"What was it like to be on Elack, the other leviathan ship?"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"

"1812 said it was fun. He liked the environment there"

Question 6:

"What its like being a DRD?"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"

"1812 says 'it's a small world.' He likes to move around Moya and help out with maintenance jobs."

Question 7:

"Is there any planets you wish to go to?"

"Beep"

"1812 said no there wasn't"

Question 8:

"Is it fun to be a DRD?"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep"

"1812 said yes. He likes to be small and scoot around the place. He says it isn't fun though when D'Argo kicks him!"

Question 9:

"Can DRD's get married and have children?"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"

"1812 said he was built and DRD's don't have children or get married."

Question 10:

"As this is the last interview can you play the 1812 overture?"

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"

"1812 says yes he can and he will play it for every frelling one!"

(1812 plays 1812 overture as crowd clap)

(Buzzer goes off)

"Frell, times up, 1812. Nice to communicate with you"

"Beep, beep"

"1812 says thank you and he enjoyed chatting very much"

(1812 exits playing 1812 overture)

AN:/ Thank you ever so much to everyone who read and reviewed these series of short interviews. It really made me smile to get the reviews. It's so nice that people appreciate my work. I have really enjoyed writing this series and hope to do some more humorous fanfics with the Farscape characters in the future. Sparky's Lounge has been nominated in the Farscape fanfic awards. The voting starts in January. If you liked my fanfic please vote. : )