Konnichiwa, mina-san!! Watashi wa, Hikari no Kijin, michibi kumo!!! (Hello,
everyone, I am HnK, the guiding one)
Anyway...This is Kijin's first Mankin fic...Please go easy...& if you flame, please tell me what's wrong with it...But if it's just because you're jealous that this fic is better than yours, SCREW YOU!!!
Hao: O.O;; That's not like you to say that....
Kijin just doesn't really like the dub version...Manta-chan's voice sucks!! Mou, when will it end??? Next thing you know they're gunna make the Hana gummi.....FRENCH!!
Hao: -_-;; I'd be damned if that happens....
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It was a clear, crisp aired day in the small mountains behind Tokugawa High school (Made up) Hao was lying in the fields staring at the sky, when he drifted off to sleep.....
*BOOM!!*
Hao: What the--?!
After the weird boom in which the authoress cannot really describe of what really happened, Hao fell unconcious....
WHERE KIJIN IS.....
(Hao: Wherever that is, I don't want to know...)
Kazekai: Ne...Kijin-sama....Did you hear something?
Kijin: Nani? Maybe you're just hearing things.
BOOM!!
Kijin: *Coal burnt face* Nani? What was that??!!! Kijin doesn't feel well.....*Faints*
Kazekai (My spirit. I'm a shaman! ;P): Kijin-sama?!! Shikarishite!! What happened!!??
SOME TIME LATER.....
Hao woke up, to find he was in a room that had a lot of strange things....An inflatable corn cob, a fake giant microphone, you name it. Not to mention the decor of the room was in an abnormal orange & blue colour....He looked at the table next to him & saw an arrow with a charm that had a writing that says "Kazekai". He woke up & dusted himself, he saw walls before him with posters of Zard, Two Mix, Utada Hikaru, Squall from FF8, Ayumi Hamasaki, Tekken people, Shaman King Charas, Magic Knight charas, & other charas from other animes in posters.
Hao: Itte....My head... Where....Am I? This place looks like that weird authoress's room or something....
He looked around some more, & saw a book...More like a journal that had the label: Hikari no Kijin's Diary. Touch it & be forever wrathed under Kazekai's power!!
Hao: OMG!! I AM in that whacked out authoresses's room!! *Looks around frantically* Aaaargh!!!!
Kijins Little sister (Let's name her...Kibi!!): Onee-sama, daijobu? Kazekai- san had to drag you here.....
Hao: O--Oneesama?
Kibi: Daijoubu, oneesama?
Hao: Who are you?!
Kibi: Did you eat more of those sugar? If you did, better not use your authoress powers today until it wears off....
Hao: *Looks in the mirror*
Mirror: *Shows Hao in a GIRL'S school uniform in Kijin's body*
Hao: O.O;; Shimata...*Feels his--err....her head*
Kibi: Oneesama?
Hao: I'M IN A GIRL'S BODY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!! XO
Kibi: Oneesama, I know I shouldn't let you go to school seeing how many caffeine you had....But, okasama said that you have to get some information other than speaking English....
Hao: I have to go to Kijin's school?
Kibi: *Pretends to 'play along' with big sister's caffeine high dilemma* Yes, now go! I'm also late for school!!
Hao: O__O;; *Stumbles over a collection fragile Tare Panda Porcelain dolls*
Tare Panda Dolls: *Breaks*
Hao: Kijin's gonna kill me for this....
MEANWHILE......
Kijin: Where am I?
Matilda: Hao-sama!! You're late!! Nichrom is becoming VERY destructive for waiting so long!!
Kijin: Eeehhh?!
Nichrom: YOU'RE LATE!!
Kijin: (Hao's group?!O_o What in the world--They think I'm Hao...This could be fun ^______^)
Nichrom: Ha--
Kijin: Sorry! Sorry! I was at school when my teacher picked on me, I went angry so I used my authoress power to pick on her!!
Matilda: You had school?
Nichrom: You had a teacher?
Mari: You had an authoress power?
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Nichrom: Veeery funny.
Kijin: Wait a minute!! Since I'm Hao, I can summon the fire spirit!!
Marion: Hao-sama that's not a very---
Kijin: *Summons Fire Spirit*
Fire Spirit: *Appears*
Marion: .....Good Idea....
Now, we all know that everything that the FS touches, it would burn, right? Well....Since everyone's inside a building, & the fact of how huge the FS is, the whole place went bye-bye.....
Kijin: Oops?
Hao's gang: ...................
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Hao: My lair....-_-+
Kijin: My Tare Panda...-_-+
PREVIEW!!
Hao's gonna go to Kijin's school....How will he survive?! And what about the Tare Panda dolls?! WHY THE TARE PANDA DOLLS??! I LOVE TARE PANDA!! WHY??!! Will I ever get off caffeine?! & What about this thing to make a new headquarters in Orange & Blue??? Find out next chapter!!......Exept the caffeine part....
Reviews kudasai!!
Anyway...This is Kijin's first Mankin fic...Please go easy...& if you flame, please tell me what's wrong with it...But if it's just because you're jealous that this fic is better than yours, SCREW YOU!!!
Hao: O.O;; That's not like you to say that....
Kijin just doesn't really like the dub version...Manta-chan's voice sucks!! Mou, when will it end??? Next thing you know they're gunna make the Hana gummi.....FRENCH!!
Hao: -_-;; I'd be damned if that happens....
*************************************
It was a clear, crisp aired day in the small mountains behind Tokugawa High school (Made up) Hao was lying in the fields staring at the sky, when he drifted off to sleep.....
*BOOM!!*
Hao: What the--?!
After the weird boom in which the authoress cannot really describe of what really happened, Hao fell unconcious....
WHERE KIJIN IS.....
(Hao: Wherever that is, I don't want to know...)
Kazekai: Ne...Kijin-sama....Did you hear something?
Kijin: Nani? Maybe you're just hearing things.
BOOM!!
Kijin: *Coal burnt face* Nani? What was that??!!! Kijin doesn't feel well.....*Faints*
Kazekai (My spirit. I'm a shaman! ;P): Kijin-sama?!! Shikarishite!! What happened!!??
SOME TIME LATER.....
Hao woke up, to find he was in a room that had a lot of strange things....An inflatable corn cob, a fake giant microphone, you name it. Not to mention the decor of the room was in an abnormal orange & blue colour....He looked at the table next to him & saw an arrow with a charm that had a writing that says "Kazekai". He woke up & dusted himself, he saw walls before him with posters of Zard, Two Mix, Utada Hikaru, Squall from FF8, Ayumi Hamasaki, Tekken people, Shaman King Charas, Magic Knight charas, & other charas from other animes in posters.
Hao: Itte....My head... Where....Am I? This place looks like that weird authoress's room or something....
He looked around some more, & saw a book...More like a journal that had the label: Hikari no Kijin's Diary. Touch it & be forever wrathed under Kazekai's power!!
Hao: OMG!! I AM in that whacked out authoresses's room!! *Looks around frantically* Aaaargh!!!!
Kijins Little sister (Let's name her...Kibi!!): Onee-sama, daijobu? Kazekai- san had to drag you here.....
Hao: O--Oneesama?
Kibi: Daijoubu, oneesama?
Hao: Who are you?!
Kibi: Did you eat more of those sugar? If you did, better not use your authoress powers today until it wears off....
Hao: *Looks in the mirror*
Mirror: *Shows Hao in a GIRL'S school uniform in Kijin's body*
Hao: O.O;; Shimata...*Feels his--err....her head*
Kibi: Oneesama?
Hao: I'M IN A GIRL'S BODY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!! XO
Kibi: Oneesama, I know I shouldn't let you go to school seeing how many caffeine you had....But, okasama said that you have to get some information other than speaking English....
Hao: I have to go to Kijin's school?
Kibi: *Pretends to 'play along' with big sister's caffeine high dilemma* Yes, now go! I'm also late for school!!
Hao: O__O;; *Stumbles over a collection fragile Tare Panda Porcelain dolls*
Tare Panda Dolls: *Breaks*
Hao: Kijin's gonna kill me for this....
MEANWHILE......
Kijin: Where am I?
Matilda: Hao-sama!! You're late!! Nichrom is becoming VERY destructive for waiting so long!!
Kijin: Eeehhh?!
Nichrom: YOU'RE LATE!!
Kijin: (Hao's group?!O_o What in the world--They think I'm Hao...This could be fun ^______^)
Nichrom: Ha--
Kijin: Sorry! Sorry! I was at school when my teacher picked on me, I went angry so I used my authoress power to pick on her!!
Matilda: You had school?
Nichrom: You had a teacher?
Mari: You had an authoress power?
..........
..........
.........................
Nichrom: Veeery funny.
Kijin: Wait a minute!! Since I'm Hao, I can summon the fire spirit!!
Marion: Hao-sama that's not a very---
Kijin: *Summons Fire Spirit*
Fire Spirit: *Appears*
Marion: .....Good Idea....
Now, we all know that everything that the FS touches, it would burn, right? Well....Since everyone's inside a building, & the fact of how huge the FS is, the whole place went bye-bye.....
Kijin: Oops?
Hao's gang: ...................
=============
Hao: My lair....-_-+
Kijin: My Tare Panda...-_-+
PREVIEW!!
Hao's gonna go to Kijin's school....How will he survive?! And what about the Tare Panda dolls?! WHY THE TARE PANDA DOLLS??! I LOVE TARE PANDA!! WHY??!! Will I ever get off caffeine?! & What about this thing to make a new headquarters in Orange & Blue??? Find out next chapter!!......Exept the caffeine part....
Reviews kudasai!!