A/N- this was made up by the fact that everyone I know is sacred to death to eat something from my kitchen, including me…so here it goes the first season, oh and please review to tell me if you like it. I will beg for reviews…
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Lights shown down on the set, a large messy kitchen that had bars and chains surrounding it and covering the doors and windows. Someone yelled out ACTION! When a rather not intimidating voice screamed through a megaphone…
"This is the Ultimate Survivor, where four chosen contestants must survive three days in the kitchen…WITH OUT AN OUTSIDE FOOD SOURCE! That's right no pizza delivery or take out.
On a lighter note let's introduce our contestants…
In corner number one it's…GILES! Now this English watcher was once a bad umm… ok so he's not but he used to be part of the council until they kicked his sorry @$$ out…
In corner number two…is WILLOW!! This good witch, bad witch is so powerful she turned my grandmother into a newt…
In corner number four…OZ!!! A long time werewolf who is afraid of only a full moon, and cockroaches…
In the last grassy corner…give it up for our champ- LLAMA!!!!!! Watch out he spits."
A referee steps into the kitchen from the refrigerator, told you we never know what can come out of it…
"Now I want a good clean fight…food fights are recommended, slop pits are encouraged, and bugs should be squashed. Ding- ding lets get it on!!!"
The referee stepped back into the fridge. Giles looks around wiping his glasses feverishly. Willow's stomach rumbles so she goes to investigate a cupboard. Oz spots a cockroach… "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Willow suddenly jumped back as a long scaly tentacle reached out of the cupboard. It reached over, grabbed the cockroach and pulled it into its dark domain.
"Well that was unexpected." Giles commented.
"AHHHHH!!!! Things are alive in these cupboards!!!" Oz so artistically screamed, like a girl. He ran for the door, and yanked on it, but remember how the doors are chained and boarded up? "Let me out! Let me out!"
Giles calmly walked over with a look of disgust on his face and pointed to a yellow sign above Oz's head- Caution! Room contains chemical biohazards.
Oz shuddered involuntarily and turned around, he cast a nervous glance around the room, panic still showing in his eyes as he got his close up.
Suddenly Llama stood up on its hind legs and talked. "Obviously you are not use to the rules of Rina's Kitchen. One: Things live in the cupboard Two: Be afraid of the refrigerator Three: Don't eat Mia's cooking and Four: you cant get in, you cant get out and what ever happens here will scar you for life"
Voice on megaphone "stay, psch, tuned for, psch, next weeks episode, psch…"