Marco's B-day and Death-day

By Keii

A Marco-bashing parody fic, 'cause I hate him
Disclaimer: Keii no own Shaman King


Once upon a time, there was a person, and a person. They're a happy couple, the problem is, they're both men. Luckily for them, one of them is genderly challenged, enabling them to have a child, they name their child, Marco, oh yes, the one we all love to hate.


One day, 3 nice fairies passed by, the good fairy, the weird fairy, and the dumb fairy. They felt sorry for the child with the strange parents, so they decided to give him their blessing. The good fairy blessed the child to shamanic power, the weird fairy bless him a car company, and the dumb fairy blessed him, annoyingness, making him the Marco we know.


It was Marco's 30th birthday today, he went to walk in the forest. There he met a young boy with orange headphone, we all know who, Asakura Yoh. "Hi! What's your name?" Yoh greeted cheerfully. "Marco" the annoying yellow-hair answered. "Polo!" Yoh replied.

"I said Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Argh!" Marco tore off some of his hair. Then he realized what he was doing. "MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!" he cried. "I still haven't catch your name, what is it?" Yoh asked. "Shaddup" Marco sobbed. "Hey! I'm just asking!" Yoh pouted. "I told you a million times my name is Marco!!" Marco screamed. "Wha- that's your name?" Yoh tried to hold back laughter. "How about your name?" Marco sneered. "Yoh!" Yoh grinned. "What kind of name is Yoh?" Marco asked meanly. "A good one!" Yoh replied. Marco did an anime fall. "WHAT KIND OF PERSON WEAR A STUPID ORANGE HEADPHONE EVERYWHERE ANYWAY?!" Marco began to lose his temper. Yoh gasped. "DON'T YOU INSULT THE MIGHTY ORANGE HEADPHONE" he said in terror. "Yeah right" Marco turned to walk away. "YOU SHALL BE CURSED!" Yoh called as he ran the other way.

Marco being a sensible car dealer, do not believe in such thing as curse of the orange headphone. "HEY! LET ME OUTTA HERE! I WANNA BE FREE!" a voice said. Marco looked around his shop, no one is there. "Who is it?" Marco asked. "IT IS I! LYSECAR!" a white car said. "LyseCar?" Marco sweatdropped. "Well I'll take you for a test drive" Marco told the talking car. "YAY!" LyseCar cheered.

The trip with LyseCar set up uneventfully, according to Marco, but it isn't uneventful at all. They started in Jolly Ol' England, and their first stop is Italy. Where they met Marion Phauna, "Who are you people and how dare you interrupt Mari's tea party!" she shrieked. "WHAT?!" Marco asked. "Ah who cares" LyseCar said coolly as it drove right through Mari's house.

"MARI'S NOT GONNA FORGIVE YOU! MARI IS GOING TO TELL HAO-SAMA!" Mari screamed after them. "What did she say?" Marco asked LyseCar. "Don't ask me" LyseCar shrughed.

Their next stop is China, more likely the Tao's house. And LyseCar, being the car that came the curse Marco, drove straight through. And more hazardous to Marco's health, drove right through En Tao. "YOU! HOW RUDE!" En Tao bellowed as Marco drove away. "Super Marco" Ren read the writing on Marco's shirt. "Is he some sort of super man imposter?" he rolled his eyes.

They went back to Marco's shop to find it burned to ashes. On the ground there's the writing. 'HAO WAS HERE'. "Grr, I'm gonna kill that Hao!" Marco muttered. "Well do it before the scary looking guy behind you kill you!" LyseCar said. Tao En was hovering behind Marco. And Marco gulped. "YOU! YOU DESTROYED MY HOUSE AND GO RIGHT THROUGH ME!" En bellowed. "AHHH!" Marco screamed as Tao En ripped him to 10 million pieces. "Poor guy" LyseCar said. "I'll dump him in the volcano" and that exactly what the car did.

A few weeks later Yoh went pass Marco's shop. "Told him he's gonna be cursed" he grinned.

A/N

Keii: And that's the end, wishing you an unhappy birthday Marco

Chibi Hao: I GET TO BURN! YAY!

Chibi Yoh: ^^;; Review onegai