A/N-ok here is the second chapter.hopes its better Thanks to

Songelf88 and G.H.S. the Warg: for beta-ing and giving me her advice. Dangles: for that wonderfully insightful review Anyone who didn't review: please do! I REALLY would love a review from someone who I don't know and is not being bought or paid off by my other friends.

And now for episode two. ***** Giles turned and stared at Llama in wonder, "in all my life, after all these years working for the council and with the slayer, I have faced countless demons we have had no previous knowledge about but never have I faced a talking llama." "We have never come up against and had to fight against one either," put in Willow, starring distractedly at Oz. "I'm so touched. Now OFF MY KITCHEN! And that's MR. LLAMA to you, you.you inferior humans!" yelled a rearing, spitting Llama. "How can we be off your kitchen when we are in your kitchen and not on it? What? I was just wondering," said Oz. Willow walked over to Oz. "Your so cute when your insightful." "Oh boy they're getting to close, they're going for the death here, back off back off before she sucks you into a deal." Said Llama trying to back Willow off. "Yes the deal of a life time." She cooed to Oz. "Hormones raging! Stop the hormones!" Giles too was beginning to get frantic. A cockroach climbed onto Oz's boot just as Willow began to cuddle against him. "Ahhhhhh!!!!" The nearest cupboard door slowly opened. "Ahhh!" the tentacle shot out, grabbed Oz's leg and began dragging him towards the cupboard. He clawed at the ground as Llama grinned. "Well that was one way to end that fiasco.oh yeah. Rule five- do not, I repeat do not get to close to the cupboards." "Why not? And why are there so many rules?" said the ever inquisitive Giles. "So no one gets hurt. If you read clause number 32 on your contract it says *hum um* quote 'if our participants get hurt, which they are not discouraged to, then it is not our fault' end quote." "Well they are ones for words now aren't they" "And we now know who the genius of this group is."