Round 1:Team Urameshi vs Team Yamimoon
Battle 1: Joey Wheeler vs Feather Yamimoon
SG: The Moment you have all been waiting for....FIGHTING!!!!!!! And it's Joey whose going up first.
Joey: WHAT! ME! WHY ME?!?
Seto: Because we send out dogs first.....
Joey: BUTT OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Make me....
Joey: I'll make you eat your own......
SG: Hey! Do I have to seperate you like a couple of 3 year olds fighting over chocolate and stawberry ice cream?
Seto and Joey: No....
Joey: I could use some ice cream right now....
Seto: . Pig dog
Joey: I HEARED THAT YOU KNOW!!!!
SG: STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I TURN YOU GUYS INTO 3 YEAR OLD KIDS!!!!
Seto and Joey: AHH!!! NOOOOO!!!! T.T
Aisu Erufu: Yeah! CHIBI SETO!!!!!!!
Seto: Don't even think about it....
SG: Anyway, the disclaimer is the same so let's get to it!
Kaylina: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!
SG: Oh yeah, Kaylina is the ref. of the fights by the way....mainly because....I forgot the name of the fox demon ref. -.-u OH yeah! As a
reply to a review: Kurama is spelled in nice big letters and seperated for you to see, K-U-A-R-A-M-A. I've looked it up and I indeed spelled it right....^^
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"How do you propose we wake him up?"asked Botan.
"How about yelling in his ear?"said Mokuba.
"You think he's dead?"asked Yusuke.
"Let's poke him with a stick if he is!"said Mokuba.
"The guy sleeps like Kuwabara...."said Kurama.
"I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!!!"yelled Kuwabara to Kurama.
"How can this pathetic human sleep though your yelling?"asked Hiei.
"A heard of elephants couldn't wake Joey up...even if his life depended on it..."said Yugi. They were trying to figure out how to wake Joey, whose sleeping in and isn't waking up. Botan made her ore appeared and starts whacking Joey with it.
"Botan that will never work....I've even tried that on the blimp once and he still never woke up...."said Kaiba, alittle annoyed of Joey's sleeping habit. Botan ignored Kaiba and kept on hitting him untill...........................
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"yelled Joey as he flies up and
lands infront of his bed, crying and whimpering his head off.
"Ha....the puppy gets what he deserves...."said Kaiba.
"SHUT UP!!!"yelled Joey as he popped up from the ground. "BOTAN!! WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR!?!??!?!?!"
"You wouldn't wake up so I started hitting you...."said Botan as she swung the ore on her shoulder.
"YEAH!!! BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT ME RIGHT THERE!!!! MAN! I'M GOING TO BE IN PAIN FOR WEEKS!!!!"yelled Joey more as he stormed off to the bathroom.
"At...least she got him to wake up...O.Ou."said Kurama.
"Pathetic human..."said Hiei as they left the room.
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Hallway-Stadium
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"From what I found out, most of the demon teams fighting here are owned by Naggwa..."said Koenma as he was talking to Yugi alone.
"So he reverts to the old, send pawns out and coward in a cornor....just like Pegasus at Duelist Kingdom and Malik when he was evil during Battle City....."said Yugi crossing his arms and leaning on the wall.
"Yes, but the problem is, some of the fighters are humans turned into demons and chances are...."
"Chances are I'm going to fight Tea` and not knowing it...."
"Yes so that's..."
"Listen to me, pacifier boy, I know Naggwa...he uses his secret weapons last...he uses the cheap and disposable ones first......"
"PACIFIER BOY!!!"
"Yes...I called you pacifier boy....got a problem with that? Anyway, I know which one is Tea`, so you don't have to get your diaper in a ruffle...."Koenma was getting mad.
"Now, if you excuse me...I have a human to save....and demons to kill......."said Yugi as he walked.
"NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME PACIFIER BOY, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING ****!!!!"yelled Koenma as he swung his fist in the air.
"Hey! Pacifier boy..."said a voice. Koenma turned around to yell at the next person to see Kaiba, Yukina, Botan, Mokuba, Bakura, Malik, Hinageshi and Grandpa standing there.
"When is this stupid thing going to start?"
"Uhhhh...dunno...."said Koenma.
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Stadium
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"WELCOME FIGHT SPECTATORS TO THIS YEAR'S DARK TOURNAMENT!!!!!"yelled a girl with butterfly wings and antennas on her head. The crowd, which is all demons, was cheering their heads off, "This first round is going to be quite a turn out because the returning
champions, Team Urameshi, will be fighting Team Yamimoon!"she yelled as some demons were booing and cheering.
"This year, with the new rule of a 6th member, Team Urameshi has 2 new fighters...the first fighter is the Legendary Spirit Tiger from Egypt, whose now a half demon half human, Yumra Yugi Mutou and the 2nd fighter is another human named Joey Wheeler, but we don't care about that right now....."she said. Joey was getting mad in the back because
he heard what she said.
"I'm going to have alittle talk with her at night..."said Joey.
"Yeah, and get us disqualified....."said Hiei.
"NOW! Appearing in the West Corner, Team Yamimoon, consisting of:
Feather Yamimoon
Li Yamimoon
Kay Yamimoon
Maylu Yamimoon
Ray Yamimoon
and Team Leader, Nami Yamimoon!"she said as they appeared on the west corner.
"Now I remember the name, Yamimoon now..."said Kurama.
"You mean you meet them?"asked Joey.
"No, I heard about them...Yamimoon Sisters....each of them controlling an element of somekind....
Feather Yamimoon-Air
Li Yamimoon-Earth
Kay Yamimoon-Water
Maylu Yamimoon-Ghost
Ray Yamimoon-Fire
and Nami Yamimoon-Lightning......"
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"asked Kuwabara.
"Depends on which one you go ageist...."
"And in the East Corner, the returning Champions, Team Urameshi, consisting of:
Kuwabara
Kurama
Hiei
Joey
Yumra
and Team Leader, Yusuke Urameshi!"she said as all the demons erupted in "boos" and alot of them shouting, "DEATH TO YUSUKE!!!"
"Yusuke has quite a reputation I see...."said Kaiba.
"Yes....if over a million demons wants his head...."said Yami.
"Why do they want him dead?"asked Grandpa.
"Because, Yusuke has killed very powerful and very known demons like Rando, The Saint Beast Leader and Taguro.....it's no doubt that the demon world wants to see him dead as a door knob..."said Koenma.
"Now this is what I call a room...."said a voice. They turned around to see Pegasus.
"Oh no! NOT YOU AGAIN!!!"yelled Kaiba.
"Kaiba boy! How nice to see you again...I never thought that you had a demon team too?"
"No...I don't waste my money on demon chicken fights..."
"What a shame.....I think this time the team I own is going to win..."
"Oh, you think so....and how did a guy like you know about demons?"asked Botan.
"A few of my business partners told me about it...."
"Oh boy...and yet another greedy business man has joined into it...."said Hinageshi. Pegasus looks over and sees Mokuba.
"Isn't that weird...Mokuba having the Millennium Puzzle....doesn't the Millennium Puzzle belong to Yugi boy? By the way, where is the short teenage wonder?"
"Up your ****...."said Yami in Mokuba's body.
"My My! Kaiba, you are a bad role model....the kid's only 10 and already he acts like you....tisk tisk tisk...."
"Oh shut up and get out..."
"I lost to key to my box so I decided to find another one...."Then notices Bakura.
"YOU!!!!"runs up, grabs him by the shirt, and starts shacking him. "YOU TOOK MY EYE! GIVE IT BACK!!"
"Would some one please get this old fart off of me!!!!!!"yelled Bakura. Then Malik drop kicks him and as he was backing up, Yami trips him and he falls out the window.(SG and others: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)Pegasus falls 60 feet, rolls on the stairs and lands on top of Joey.
"AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!!!"yelled Joey as he was wining about it.
"Well well well! Joey Wheeler! I never knew that you were fighting in this.....don't tell me you're a demon...."Joey realizes who it was then yells, "AHHH!!!!!
GET HIM OFF OF ME!! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU! GET THE CRAZY MAN OFF OF ME!!!" Hiei kicks Pegasus off of Joey. Pegasus rolls on to the fighting platform.
"Good thing this platform was here to break my fall..."
"Good for me...but not for you....."said a voice. Pegasus turns around to see Yugi.
"Yugi boy? Is that you?"
"Yes, it's me..."
"but but but but but but but but..."
"Oh...I guess I never told you about my realself, oh yeah, around the time where I had to kick you losey **** to get grandpa!"
"Eap....."
"I was going to go after you next....but this makes it alot easier..."
"Go go after me.....what what what do you mean?"
"Kill you..."said Yugi as he kicked him.
"NOW WAIT A MOMENT!!!"said Kaylina as she stepped in-between the 2.
"The rules state that you can not attack a random person who has come out here on to the floor...."said Kaylina.
"And your point is?"said Yugi.
"Uh..."said Kaylina.
"He's a waste of my time anyway..."said Yugi getting off the platform.
"I"M SAVED!!!"yelled Pegasus as he jumped with excitement.
"Don't get your hopes up...."said Yugi.
"eap....."
"Now, could you get off the platform and return you your seat..now, before we throw you out?"asked Kaylina.
"okay okay..."said Pegasus as ran off.
"Yugi should have killed him!!! What kinda of demon is he?"yelled Bakura.
"Sorry for the interruption...now! Teams! Send out your first fighters now!!!!"said Kaylina. One of the teammates from Yamimoon, with silver hair and silver eyes stepped up.
"I'm going to go first..."said Joey.
"But why?"asked Yusuke.
"Well...because I want to..."said Joey as he climbed up there.
"What an idiot...doesn't he know that's the wind element one..."said Hiei.
"He'll have to find out on his own..."said Kurama.
"Alrighty then! From Team Yamimoon, Feather Yamimoon! And from Team Urameshi, Joey Wheeler!"she said as the two pictures appeared on the back score board.
"So...they send puppy out first..."said Kaiba.
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!...........3....2....1...FIGHT!!!!!!"yelled Kaylina as she karate chopped the air and moved back as fast as she can.
"Well now...I have to go ageist a human....I hope your mother told you not to hit pretty girls..."said Feather.
"Yeah, she told me that, but nothing about ugly demon girls....."said Joey.
"YOU DOG!!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!!!"yelled Feather. \Great, a Kaiba and Mai personality in a demon girl...this is going to be interesting...\
"You know how much I hate being called dat..."said Joey as his fist was starting to glow green.
"Humph..."said Feather as her eyes started to glow and the wind started to pick up.
"Spirit..."Joey started to say as he was being lifted into the air. "WHAT THE!!!"
"Heh...baka human..."said Feather as she raised her hand and a tornado appeared.
"Fokes! Hang on to your hats! Feather has just created an F5 tornado in the stadium! At this rate, I might be sucked into it as well!"yelled Kaylina as she held her head. Some of the demons were holding onto their seats and the teams were trying to keep their ground.
"Feather! You baka! Don't drag us into it too!!!"yelled Li.
"What? This is fun!"said Feather as she spun Joey around.
"I THINK I"M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!"yelled Joey as his face started to turn green.
"Great....this is just like how Kuwabara's fights..."said Hiei.
"Hey! What did you just say!"yelled Kuwabara.
"Time for a crash landing!"yelled Feather as she made the tornado disappear and Joey falling from 90 feet in the air.
"Well fokes, we are going to have a squished human here in 90 seconds....."said Kaylina looking up.
"Spirit...Cannon!"said Joey as he fires the green bast straight at the ground. The blast not only hit the ground, but hits Feather at the sametime! Joey lands with perfection and Feather is injured.
"You ********! You hit me!"
"I did...sorry...but like I said, my mom did tell me not to hit girls...not ones who are demons...."
"********..."she said as another vortex appeared. "Silver Bird Tornado!"she said as a giant tornado, made into a bird, fired at Joey and hit him dead center and made him fall back.
"That was a dead center attack..."said Malik. But somehow, Joey was able to sit up. "I have to thank Botan....she practically made that area numb when she was trying to wake me up dis morning...."said Joey as he stood up.
"Im...impossable...you can't have survived that...no human has!"
"Well...I'm guessing I'm the first...heh..."
"Gir....Silver Bird Tornado!"she said as she launched another one. Joey's fist started to glow again. "You know about wind attacks, they spread apart easily......SPIRIT CANNON!!!"he said as he fired at blast of spirit energy. It blasted right though the bird and hit Feather dead center and made her fall out.
"Whoa..."said Kuwabara. Kaylina ran up and started to count, "1....2.....3....4...."
"Well...that's it..."said Joey turned around. "Wait! She's up again!" Joey stopped and said, "WHAT!!"
"heh....you think that simple blast will kill me?"said Feather as she stood back up.
"Alman....you have to be kidding me....."winned Joey.
"You baka human....one blast is very hard to take down the wind sister of the team..."
"Really? Oh well..."Joey started to say.
"Huh?"
"I mean....I'm just a small amateur human in a big league fight...I knew I wouldn't stand a chance ageist you...."
"Really?"
"What? What in the **** is Joey doing?"asked Kuwabara.
"I don't know...but from the look of things....he giving up the fight...."said Hiei.
"No...."Yugi started to say, "There is one more attack Joey knows....he's just biting his time till the window comes...."
"You sure? Because from the looks of things....he's stopping..."
"You don't know Joey as well as I do, Hiei...."
"You know Joey...."Feather started to say, "I think you're right...."
"I am?"Joey said in confusion.
"Yes....so...let me make this quick....."Feather started to say as another tornado appeared. /come on....can't it come faster?/ As the tornado was getting bigger, the storm above finally came. /FINALLY!!!!!!/
"Oooo...Feather....you're a bird demon, aren't ya?"
"NO!!! I'm a Harpy demon...that's mean I am a bird, but also look like a human....why did you just ask that?"
"Oooo...no reason....just thinking on how to have harpy demon for dinner..."
"Are you sick or very stupid...."
"Naw...just very stupid.....oh yeah......by the way...look down..."
"Why?"she said as she looked at her feet.
"Because.....now look up..."Feather looked up to the sky and the tornado. Lightning rained from the sky. Both of Joey's fists started to glow as lightning hit him.
"Ooo...fried human..."said Feather.
"Not really..."said Joey from the lightning.
"WHAT!?!?"
"SPIRIT LIGHTNING BARRAGE!!!"said Joey as he sent it into the ground. Green lightning traveled though the ground towards Feather.
"Baka...."she said as she jumped into the air and feathers appeared from her arms, "You forget what I am?!?"
"No...I was really hoping for you to fly in to the air....."
"Huh?"she said as she looked up into the sky and a lightning bolt came and hit her. Soon as the blast was over, Feather fell instantly to the ground and was out cold.
Kaylina ran over and started to count to ten.
"Joey used his head finally...."said Botan.
"Heh...maybe spinning around for 5 minutes got some sense and blood into his dog pea brain...."said Kaiba.
"10! And the winner is Joey Wheeler!"Kaylina announced as the crowed...booed. \Great...you win something and you get booed at....\Joey walked off.
"Joey....defeated a girl?!?"said Malik and Bakura at the same time.
"That wasn't very nice..."said Grandpa.
"When you are in this tournament...niceness will get you killed..."said Botan.
"Well now...I was wrong..the guy is alittle better than Kuwabara..."said Hiei.
"SHUT UP!!!"yelled Kuwabara.
"1 down...5 more to go..."said Yusuke.
"Yugi, can you sense that one of them is Tea'?"asked Joey.
"She isn't in this team....even though this is one of the teams owned by Naggwa...as Kurama said, they are much older than Tea` is..."said Yugi.
"Teams! Send out you next fighters!"said Kaylina. A red headed girl with red eyes came up.
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SG: Joey being smart for once....^^
Kaiba and Aisu Erufu: That's very scarey...
Joey: HEY!!! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!! I'LL PROVE THAT I'M SMART...2+2=4!!!!
The whole group:*anime fall* WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU BAKA!!!!!!!
SG: Anyway.....who will fight the next fighter, Ray Yamimoon? Find out in the next chapter!!! Now...let's go kill Joey...
Joey:eap...
Battle 1: Joey Wheeler vs Feather Yamimoon
SG: The Moment you have all been waiting for....FIGHTING!!!!!!! And it's Joey whose going up first.
Joey: WHAT! ME! WHY ME?!?
Seto: Because we send out dogs first.....
Joey: BUTT OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Make me....
Joey: I'll make you eat your own......
SG: Hey! Do I have to seperate you like a couple of 3 year olds fighting over chocolate and stawberry ice cream?
Seto and Joey: No....
Joey: I could use some ice cream right now....
Seto: . Pig dog
Joey: I HEARED THAT YOU KNOW!!!!
SG: STOP FIGHTING BEFORE I TURN YOU GUYS INTO 3 YEAR OLD KIDS!!!!
Seto and Joey: AHH!!! NOOOOO!!!! T.T
Aisu Erufu: Yeah! CHIBI SETO!!!!!!!
Seto: Don't even think about it....
SG: Anyway, the disclaimer is the same so let's get to it!
Kaylina: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!
SG: Oh yeah, Kaylina is the ref. of the fights by the way....mainly because....I forgot the name of the fox demon ref. -.-u OH yeah! As a
reply to a review: Kurama is spelled in nice big letters and seperated for you to see, K-U-A-R-A-M-A. I've looked it up and I indeed spelled it right....^^
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"How do you propose we wake him up?"asked Botan.
"How about yelling in his ear?"said Mokuba.
"You think he's dead?"asked Yusuke.
"Let's poke him with a stick if he is!"said Mokuba.
"The guy sleeps like Kuwabara...."said Kurama.
"I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!!!"yelled Kuwabara to Kurama.
"How can this pathetic human sleep though your yelling?"asked Hiei.
"A heard of elephants couldn't wake Joey up...even if his life depended on it..."said Yugi. They were trying to figure out how to wake Joey, whose sleeping in and isn't waking up. Botan made her ore appeared and starts whacking Joey with it.
"Botan that will never work....I've even tried that on the blimp once and he still never woke up...."said Kaiba, alittle annoyed of Joey's sleeping habit. Botan ignored Kaiba and kept on hitting him untill...........................
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"yelled Joey as he flies up and
lands infront of his bed, crying and whimpering his head off.
"Ha....the puppy gets what he deserves...."said Kaiba.
"SHUT UP!!!"yelled Joey as he popped up from the ground. "BOTAN!! WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR!?!??!?!?!"
"You wouldn't wake up so I started hitting you...."said Botan as she swung the ore on her shoulder.
"YEAH!!! BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT ME RIGHT THERE!!!! MAN! I'M GOING TO BE IN PAIN FOR WEEKS!!!!"yelled Joey more as he stormed off to the bathroom.
"At...least she got him to wake up...O.Ou."said Kurama.
"Pathetic human..."said Hiei as they left the room.
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Hallway-Stadium
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"From what I found out, most of the demon teams fighting here are owned by Naggwa..."said Koenma as he was talking to Yugi alone.
"So he reverts to the old, send pawns out and coward in a cornor....just like Pegasus at Duelist Kingdom and Malik when he was evil during Battle City....."said Yugi crossing his arms and leaning on the wall.
"Yes, but the problem is, some of the fighters are humans turned into demons and chances are...."
"Chances are I'm going to fight Tea` and not knowing it...."
"Yes so that's..."
"Listen to me, pacifier boy, I know Naggwa...he uses his secret weapons last...he uses the cheap and disposable ones first......"
"PACIFIER BOY!!!"
"Yes...I called you pacifier boy....got a problem with that? Anyway, I know which one is Tea`, so you don't have to get your diaper in a ruffle...."Koenma was getting mad.
"Now, if you excuse me...I have a human to save....and demons to kill......."said Yugi as he walked.
"NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME PACIFIER BOY, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING ****!!!!"yelled Koenma as he swung his fist in the air.
"Hey! Pacifier boy..."said a voice. Koenma turned around to yell at the next person to see Kaiba, Yukina, Botan, Mokuba, Bakura, Malik, Hinageshi and Grandpa standing there.
"When is this stupid thing going to start?"
"Uhhhh...dunno...."said Koenma.
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Stadium
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"WELCOME FIGHT SPECTATORS TO THIS YEAR'S DARK TOURNAMENT!!!!!"yelled a girl with butterfly wings and antennas on her head. The crowd, which is all demons, was cheering their heads off, "This first round is going to be quite a turn out because the returning
champions, Team Urameshi, will be fighting Team Yamimoon!"she yelled as some demons were booing and cheering.
"This year, with the new rule of a 6th member, Team Urameshi has 2 new fighters...the first fighter is the Legendary Spirit Tiger from Egypt, whose now a half demon half human, Yumra Yugi Mutou and the 2nd fighter is another human named Joey Wheeler, but we don't care about that right now....."she said. Joey was getting mad in the back because
he heard what she said.
"I'm going to have alittle talk with her at night..."said Joey.
"Yeah, and get us disqualified....."said Hiei.
"NOW! Appearing in the West Corner, Team Yamimoon, consisting of:
Feather Yamimoon
Li Yamimoon
Kay Yamimoon
Maylu Yamimoon
Ray Yamimoon
and Team Leader, Nami Yamimoon!"she said as they appeared on the west corner.
"Now I remember the name, Yamimoon now..."said Kurama.
"You mean you meet them?"asked Joey.
"No, I heard about them...Yamimoon Sisters....each of them controlling an element of somekind....
Feather Yamimoon-Air
Li Yamimoon-Earth
Kay Yamimoon-Water
Maylu Yamimoon-Ghost
Ray Yamimoon-Fire
and Nami Yamimoon-Lightning......"
"Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"asked Kuwabara.
"Depends on which one you go ageist...."
"And in the East Corner, the returning Champions, Team Urameshi, consisting of:
Kuwabara
Kurama
Hiei
Joey
Yumra
and Team Leader, Yusuke Urameshi!"she said as all the demons erupted in "boos" and alot of them shouting, "DEATH TO YUSUKE!!!"
"Yusuke has quite a reputation I see...."said Kaiba.
"Yes....if over a million demons wants his head...."said Yami.
"Why do they want him dead?"asked Grandpa.
"Because, Yusuke has killed very powerful and very known demons like Rando, The Saint Beast Leader and Taguro.....it's no doubt that the demon world wants to see him dead as a door knob..."said Koenma.
"Now this is what I call a room...."said a voice. They turned around to see Pegasus.
"Oh no! NOT YOU AGAIN!!!"yelled Kaiba.
"Kaiba boy! How nice to see you again...I never thought that you had a demon team too?"
"No...I don't waste my money on demon chicken fights..."
"What a shame.....I think this time the team I own is going to win..."
"Oh, you think so....and how did a guy like you know about demons?"asked Botan.
"A few of my business partners told me about it...."
"Oh boy...and yet another greedy business man has joined into it...."said Hinageshi. Pegasus looks over and sees Mokuba.
"Isn't that weird...Mokuba having the Millennium Puzzle....doesn't the Millennium Puzzle belong to Yugi boy? By the way, where is the short teenage wonder?"
"Up your ****...."said Yami in Mokuba's body.
"My My! Kaiba, you are a bad role model....the kid's only 10 and already he acts like you....tisk tisk tisk...."
"Oh shut up and get out..."
"I lost to key to my box so I decided to find another one...."Then notices Bakura.
"YOU!!!!"runs up, grabs him by the shirt, and starts shacking him. "YOU TOOK MY EYE! GIVE IT BACK!!"
"Would some one please get this old fart off of me!!!!!!"yelled Bakura. Then Malik drop kicks him and as he was backing up, Yami trips him and he falls out the window.(SG and others: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)Pegasus falls 60 feet, rolls on the stairs and lands on top of Joey.
"AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!!!"yelled Joey as he was wining about it.
"Well well well! Joey Wheeler! I never knew that you were fighting in this.....don't tell me you're a demon...."Joey realizes who it was then yells, "AHHH!!!!!
GET HIM OFF OF ME!! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU! GET THE CRAZY MAN OFF OF ME!!!" Hiei kicks Pegasus off of Joey. Pegasus rolls on to the fighting platform.
"Good thing this platform was here to break my fall..."
"Good for me...but not for you....."said a voice. Pegasus turns around to see Yugi.
"Yugi boy? Is that you?"
"Yes, it's me..."
"but but but but but but but but..."
"Oh...I guess I never told you about my realself, oh yeah, around the time where I had to kick you losey **** to get grandpa!"
"Eap....."
"I was going to go after you next....but this makes it alot easier..."
"Go go after me.....what what what do you mean?"
"Kill you..."said Yugi as he kicked him.
"NOW WAIT A MOMENT!!!"said Kaylina as she stepped in-between the 2.
"The rules state that you can not attack a random person who has come out here on to the floor...."said Kaylina.
"And your point is?"said Yugi.
"Uh..."said Kaylina.
"He's a waste of my time anyway..."said Yugi getting off the platform.
"I"M SAVED!!!"yelled Pegasus as he jumped with excitement.
"Don't get your hopes up...."said Yugi.
"eap....."
"Now, could you get off the platform and return you your seat..now, before we throw you out?"asked Kaylina.
"okay okay..."said Pegasus as ran off.
"Yugi should have killed him!!! What kinda of demon is he?"yelled Bakura.
"Sorry for the interruption...now! Teams! Send out your first fighters now!!!!"said Kaylina. One of the teammates from Yamimoon, with silver hair and silver eyes stepped up.
"I'm going to go first..."said Joey.
"But why?"asked Yusuke.
"Well...because I want to..."said Joey as he climbed up there.
"What an idiot...doesn't he know that's the wind element one..."said Hiei.
"He'll have to find out on his own..."said Kurama.
"Alrighty then! From Team Yamimoon, Feather Yamimoon! And from Team Urameshi, Joey Wheeler!"she said as the two pictures appeared on the back score board.
"So...they send puppy out first..."said Kaiba.
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!...........3....2....1...FIGHT!!!!!!"yelled Kaylina as she karate chopped the air and moved back as fast as she can.
"Well now...I have to go ageist a human....I hope your mother told you not to hit pretty girls..."said Feather.
"Yeah, she told me that, but nothing about ugly demon girls....."said Joey.
"YOU DOG!!! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!!!"yelled Feather. \Great, a Kaiba and Mai personality in a demon girl...this is going to be interesting...\
"You know how much I hate being called dat..."said Joey as his fist was starting to glow green.
"Humph..."said Feather as her eyes started to glow and the wind started to pick up.
"Spirit..."Joey started to say as he was being lifted into the air. "WHAT THE!!!"
"Heh...baka human..."said Feather as she raised her hand and a tornado appeared.
"Fokes! Hang on to your hats! Feather has just created an F5 tornado in the stadium! At this rate, I might be sucked into it as well!"yelled Kaylina as she held her head. Some of the demons were holding onto their seats and the teams were trying to keep their ground.
"Feather! You baka! Don't drag us into it too!!!"yelled Li.
"What? This is fun!"said Feather as she spun Joey around.
"I THINK I"M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!"yelled Joey as his face started to turn green.
"Great....this is just like how Kuwabara's fights..."said Hiei.
"Hey! What did you just say!"yelled Kuwabara.
"Time for a crash landing!"yelled Feather as she made the tornado disappear and Joey falling from 90 feet in the air.
"Well fokes, we are going to have a squished human here in 90 seconds....."said Kaylina looking up.
"Spirit...Cannon!"said Joey as he fires the green bast straight at the ground. The blast not only hit the ground, but hits Feather at the sametime! Joey lands with perfection and Feather is injured.
"You ********! You hit me!"
"I did...sorry...but like I said, my mom did tell me not to hit girls...not ones who are demons...."
"********..."she said as another vortex appeared. "Silver Bird Tornado!"she said as a giant tornado, made into a bird, fired at Joey and hit him dead center and made him fall back.
"That was a dead center attack..."said Malik. But somehow, Joey was able to sit up. "I have to thank Botan....she practically made that area numb when she was trying to wake me up dis morning...."said Joey as he stood up.
"Im...impossable...you can't have survived that...no human has!"
"Well...I'm guessing I'm the first...heh..."
"Gir....Silver Bird Tornado!"she said as she launched another one. Joey's fist started to glow again. "You know about wind attacks, they spread apart easily......SPIRIT CANNON!!!"he said as he fired at blast of spirit energy. It blasted right though the bird and hit Feather dead center and made her fall out.
"Whoa..."said Kuwabara. Kaylina ran up and started to count, "1....2.....3....4...."
"Well...that's it..."said Joey turned around. "Wait! She's up again!" Joey stopped and said, "WHAT!!"
"heh....you think that simple blast will kill me?"said Feather as she stood back up.
"Alman....you have to be kidding me....."winned Joey.
"You baka human....one blast is very hard to take down the wind sister of the team..."
"Really? Oh well..."Joey started to say.
"Huh?"
"I mean....I'm just a small amateur human in a big league fight...I knew I wouldn't stand a chance ageist you...."
"Really?"
"What? What in the **** is Joey doing?"asked Kuwabara.
"I don't know...but from the look of things....he giving up the fight...."said Hiei.
"No...."Yugi started to say, "There is one more attack Joey knows....he's just biting his time till the window comes...."
"You sure? Because from the looks of things....he's stopping..."
"You don't know Joey as well as I do, Hiei...."
"You know Joey...."Feather started to say, "I think you're right...."
"I am?"Joey said in confusion.
"Yes....so...let me make this quick....."Feather started to say as another tornado appeared. /come on....can't it come faster?/ As the tornado was getting bigger, the storm above finally came. /FINALLY!!!!!!/
"Oooo...Feather....you're a bird demon, aren't ya?"
"NO!!! I'm a Harpy demon...that's mean I am a bird, but also look like a human....why did you just ask that?"
"Oooo...no reason....just thinking on how to have harpy demon for dinner..."
"Are you sick or very stupid...."
"Naw...just very stupid.....oh yeah......by the way...look down..."
"Why?"she said as she looked at her feet.
"Because.....now look up..."Feather looked up to the sky and the tornado. Lightning rained from the sky. Both of Joey's fists started to glow as lightning hit him.
"Ooo...fried human..."said Feather.
"Not really..."said Joey from the lightning.
"WHAT!?!?"
"SPIRIT LIGHTNING BARRAGE!!!"said Joey as he sent it into the ground. Green lightning traveled though the ground towards Feather.
"Baka...."she said as she jumped into the air and feathers appeared from her arms, "You forget what I am?!?"
"No...I was really hoping for you to fly in to the air....."
"Huh?"she said as she looked up into the sky and a lightning bolt came and hit her. Soon as the blast was over, Feather fell instantly to the ground and was out cold.
Kaylina ran over and started to count to ten.
"Joey used his head finally...."said Botan.
"Heh...maybe spinning around for 5 minutes got some sense and blood into his dog pea brain...."said Kaiba.
"10! And the winner is Joey Wheeler!"Kaylina announced as the crowed...booed. \Great...you win something and you get booed at....\Joey walked off.
"Joey....defeated a girl?!?"said Malik and Bakura at the same time.
"That wasn't very nice..."said Grandpa.
"When you are in this tournament...niceness will get you killed..."said Botan.
"Well now...I was wrong..the guy is alittle better than Kuwabara..."said Hiei.
"SHUT UP!!!"yelled Kuwabara.
"1 down...5 more to go..."said Yusuke.
"Yugi, can you sense that one of them is Tea'?"asked Joey.
"She isn't in this team....even though this is one of the teams owned by Naggwa...as Kurama said, they are much older than Tea` is..."said Yugi.
"Teams! Send out you next fighters!"said Kaylina. A red headed girl with red eyes came up.
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SG: Joey being smart for once....^^
Kaiba and Aisu Erufu: That's very scarey...
Joey: HEY!!! THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!!! I'LL PROVE THAT I'M SMART...2+2=4!!!!
The whole group:*anime fall* WE KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU BAKA!!!!!!!
SG: Anyway.....who will fight the next fighter, Ray Yamimoon? Find out in the next chapter!!! Now...let's go kill Joey...
Joey:eap...