I don't own anything in this story. Okay. Yeah. Right. On with the story. Yep. Hey, did you ever realize how sucky the graphics were in SSB?

Continue Transmission

"HOLY CHEESE ON CRAP!!!" I bellowed once she saw the inside of the ship. Fox had a bashful look on.

"What? We travel in this all the time," he said, putting a hand on the back of his head. Then his trusty crew came out. I glanced at the toad, hare and the falcon creatures swiftly walking toward me.

"Hey, Fox. I was just wondering who that - WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!" the falcon said, seeing my robot like appearance. Much to my dismay, the toad started examining me.

"Nice hardware," said the falcon, elbowing me in the side.

"Excuse me!!" I said, and in a matter of seconds he was on the floor, drooling with a LARGE amount of lumps on his head.

"Oh, It's a girl and it can hit. That can't be good." Said the falcon.

Everyone sweatdropped. "Well, I see you've met Falco. Here's Slippy Toad and this is Peppy Hare." Fox said, gesturing to the toad and hare.

"Pleased to meet you, umm, miss?" The hare stumbled. It seemed taken aback by the fact that I looked like a robot.

"This is Samus. Uhh, that's all I know about her, but we'll have to trust her. She has the data on Metroid that we need." Fox continued.

I looked around, mildly interested, now that I saw that the ship was big, but didn't have much interesting items. I spotted some aircrafts and scanned them. They were called arwings. Well, that was a lot of help. Falco recovered and followed my gaze to the arwings.

"Well, I see you're interested in the arwings, eh? Well they have blah, blah, blah." I didn't listen to the falcon at all. To me the arwings looked like cheap ear rings to an adult. Well, I at least had to fulfill my promise to this vulpine and scram.

"Listen, I just want to give you the data on the Metroid and get out of here, got it?" I cut into Falco's speech.

"Okay. Follow me." Said Slippy. He walked down to what I hoped was a computer room. The others followed behind. I stepped into a dark room with glowing buttons and a giant screen. Then I saw the input cable and stuck my output one into it. I uploaded the program after about ten minutes. I then turned around. All of the animals looked relived that they had fulfilled their mission. Then, a crash shook the ship. We rushed out of the small room and went to the central control room.

Everyone fell to the floor, anime style. No one was driving the ship, and it had no autopilot on!! I looked at where we crashed. We appeared to be on a long road beneath a layer of smoke or something of the sort. Then we saw them. Driving along at insane speed were hovering racecars! We immediately tried to move the ship, but the cars were too fast. With a loud BOOM, cars hit the ship. All but one hit though. This one was blue and looked like a falcon. It somehow propelled itself in the air and landed on the other side of the ship and across a finish line and skidded to a halt.

Fox and the others quickly ran out of the ship and inspected the damage. The cars had dented the side of the large ship. I heard Falco whining behind me: "Aww man! I just got its paint job!" He looked at the damaged side and then saw the Fox symbol scraped clean off. "Well, at least we got rid of that HORRIBLE logo. It was getting kind of old. Why not replace it with a logo of a. maybe a.oh I don't know, A FALCON!! That would be perfect!!"

"A ship called the Great Fox with the picture of a falcon?" I said. Falco got gloomy. I smiled.

"Ahe-hem!" grunted a male voice behind us. I turned around to see a man, mid-thirties in a tight blue suit with a red helmet decorated with a falcon.

"Oh boy, a wanabe superman." I said sarcastically. He frowned. "A robot with jokes, eh?" he answered in return. 'Not this robot thing again!' I thought.

To my surprise, Slippy came to my defense. "Samus is not a robot!! She's one of whatever you are!" he said in his Mickey Mouse- like voice. "It's okay toad, I got this guy," I said. We stared each other down for a moment, and then realized that everyone was waiting for us to move our ship.

"Hey you! Move yer honkin' ship before I blast it to pieces!" Calls like this were heard often from the ticked racers.

With that, Fox tossed something to the man and grunted. We all followed back into the ship. With that, we managed to get off the track before the drivers caused a riot. We landed on a nearby planet called Pop Star for repairs.

"Hey Fox. Thanks for the free ride and all, but I gotta roll." I said, waving. I walked to my ship and hopped in. Slippy was opening the docking bay hatch when Fox ran up to me. I opened the hatch to let him in.

"Take this," he said, handing me a small communicator device I saw him give to the wetsuit wearing man. "It's a communicator; if you ever need any help, call us up on it and we'll zip right over. Got that?"

"Thanks, but no thanks. I can take care of myself," I said, raising my head. He merely shrugged and walked out. I then leaned over and started my ship's engines.

I soon zoomed out of the larger craft and scanned the surface, on Adam's order. He said something about a comrade on this planet.

"He'll recognize you, even if you don't know him," He said, "now, go find that comrade! Any objections, lady?" I answered in my usual bored tone of no. Then I realized something: this planet was a little on the primitive side. There were rainbows, flowers, beaches, and other organic things. It frightened me. I was so used to all the technology it was frightening.

Just as I was about to send out a signal to this "ally", something pink hit the window. At first I thought that it was a bug, but then I realized it was a. well, it was something alive. Then it opened its HUGE mouth and sucked the whole ship up! All I could see was black, and when the ship was spit out, the creature had a tiara that looked oddly enough like my ship!

I immediately started to land, and it followed me. As I hit the springy grass, the thing turned back into it's gum-like appearance and fell to the earth with a loud *BOING!* I rushed out of the ship, ready to shoot a power missile if needed. If this thing could transform, then its looks might be deceiving.

Before I could get a chance to react, the think sped over to me and yelled in a high pitched voice: "HIIIIIIII!!" I was stunned and stumbled backwards, trying to regain my posture.

"You're Samus, right? Boy, you're funny looking, your ship flies well, aren't you going to ask who am and what I am I? I'm hungry, I have to go to the bathroom, I-"

"Shut up already!" I yelled angrily at the blob, and stuffed my foot into his mouth. "Who are you, what are you, and are you the ally?"

"I'm Kirby, and I should be the one asking what you are! You look like a robot!" He said. I was really starting to get annoyed with this robot stuff. I beckoned to him to come into my ship. I flew off to where the last place I saw Fox was. His ship was still there in that little grove in the forest. I landed and dashed out of the ship leaving Kirby dumbfounded. I ran up to the docking bay and started banging on the hatch.

I heard something letting out steam, so I stepped back to let the hatch open. I ran in just as Kirby ran out of my ship.

"CLOSE THE HATCH!!!" I bellowed. Unfortunately, someone stupid delayed the closing and Kirby jumped just as it was going to close. What was very fortunate was that Kirby got stuck with half of his body in the hatch, and the other half outside of it. I was amazed that he still looked normal and comfortable even in that uncomfortable position. Fox and Falco ran toward me, wondering what was going on.

"Get it away! I don't want that Kirby so I thought you might want him," I spoke the second sentence in a low voice so Adam wouldn't hear me.

"What is that?" questioned Fox. I told him of my ally and he snorted. "That thing, an ally, what a joke!" He said sarcastically. Unfortunately again, Kirby heard and popped out of the hatch in a second. He then started taking a deep breath, sucking Fox's entire body up. I ran over to Kirby, and as I was going to kick him, he spit Fox out and onto my extended foot. I simply watched in horror as the vulpine was about to be impaled on the end of my foot. Then, with a twinkle and dash of blue, Fox was gone and my foot dropped.

When I looked to see who it was that did that, I turned to stare strait into the face of an angry Falco. This was going to be a long ride.

Sorry everyone for the late update! Like I said before, It's hard to still write stories with 10+ homework a week. Oh yeah. Since I didn't update for a while I made this chapter longer than usual. It may seem rushed, but I wanted two characters to be introduced in one chapter (or three if you include Falco). Oh. This story is going to be based around Samus and A tiny bit of other characters.

Until next time.