Due to popular demand, I'm back with chapter 2!! It's not nearly as good as chapter one, but hopefully it'll satisfy you people. Please read and review!!!!
"You thought?!?! Do you know how many fan girls are repulsed by an elf with facial hair?!?!" said Legolas. The others only laughed, and none could sympathize with Legolas's dire situation.
"Fan girls? A little egotistic there, aren't you Legolas? Where did you get the idea of "fan girls" from?" said Aragorn between laughs.
"Erm…..well, I saw it in Galadriel's mirror a few years ago…..snuck a peek while she wasn't looking….I saw all sorts of weird stuff…..glomping, a movie of our expedition, and the like. But not THIS!!" he said, pointing furiously at his drawn on beard.
"Er…." said Sam.
"We should hurry and get to Lórien – it'll get dark soon," said Frodo.
"I can't! Not with THIS!!!" said Legolas.
"Well, face it, you can't just stay here for a few weeks," said Aragorn. Legolas, sighed, and silently agreed, no matter how reluctant. He flashed a menacing look at Gimli.
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That night, while they were all sleeping, Legolas decided to get back at Gimli. He took one of his white knives and cut off almost all of Gimli's beard. When Gimli woke up that morning and was about to rebraid his beard, he realized that there was only about a quarter of an inch of his beard was there. He yelled.
"Something wrong Gimli?" said Legolas, leaning on a nearby tree. He wanted to be awake to see Gimli's reaction. Gimli pointed at his beard.
"MY BEARD!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEARD!!!" said Gimli furiously.
"I cut it," said Legolas shortly.
"IT TOOK ME 30 YEARS TO GROW THIS BEARD!!!!" said Gimli.
"And it took me over 2,000 years to keep this face nice and smooth, free of dirt and especially INK," said Legolas, pointing to the drawn-on facial hair. The dwarf grumbled.
"Maybe, if you try really, really hard, and you wish upon Eärendil, Galadriel will give you some of her hair to glue on to your face, and then you can say that your beard only took a few minutes to grow. Oh, but what if the glue falls off? Or when you're trying to eat something, and you accidentally chew on your Galadriel-hair beard, and you accidentally swallow some of your beard? I don't think Galadriel will appreciate it much if you keep asking for her hair…….Maybe you should get beard-extentions? I know a great place in Mirkwood where they do extentions…..Of course, they usually do hair extentions, but I think they'll make an exception for the Prince of Mirkwood's friend……"
Yeah….stupid….well, anyway, I don't know what to write anymore, so just bang your head against a wall and hope that I will soon!!! Just to remind you, THIS CHAPTER SUX!!! So don't go flaming me telling me that it SUX because I KNOW IT DOES!!!!!!!!!!! On another note, do any of you watch Yu-Gi-Oh?!?! It's an awesome show!!! I LOVE YUGI'S HAIR!!! lol. Please review!!!