Chapter 4, because I'm a stupid midget. WHOO HOO! Please read and review!
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-Still in Lothlórien-
At this point, Legolas was quite pissed off. He didn't think this would go on for long, but apparently, it had. But….ooh…Gimli had gone too far. TOO FAR! Cutting off a Elf's hair was CRIME. At least, he thought, it should be. Legolas had to think of vengeance for this wrong. He bit his nails, thinking hard.
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That night, Legolas took Gimli's helmet and he threw into the deepest part of the river. He weighed it down with rocks. He then took a tin pail and carved little butterflies, flowers, and rainbows on it. He coloured them in bright, lurid colours, like red, hot pink, yellow, lime green, etc. He also took Gimli's ax and carved a heart on it and wrote "Gimli + Galadriel 4ever!" on it. He coloured it in, and chipped his ax blades to look like a butterfly. He placed them back, and waited until morning……
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"AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" came a yell from the dwarf that morning.
Legolas chuckled, and said, "Something wrong Gimli?"
"Never mind. There was a bug on my ax – AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" he said. Legolas started laughing.
"ELF!! You defaced my ax!! I do *not* love Galadriel!" he said, though he was somewhat blushing. He searched for his helmet, but it wasn't there. In its place was a tin bucket with detailed carvings of winged insects, flora, and colourful arches. He then made a face quite like this: O_O
"MY HELMET!!! What have you done to it?!?!" he roared. Legolas shrugged.
"I *accidentally* dropped it in the river when I was cleaning it," he said, smiling.
"ACCIDENTALLY?! Knowing you, you threw into the middle of the river!" he said. Legolas smirked, and marveled at how right Gimli was about him.
"Well, you'll just *have* to use the bucket now, won't you? Otherwise, you'll have to have your head unprotected. Not like it's not hard enough already…." said Legolas. Gimli grumbled angrily.
"You are evil, Elf," he said, plopping the bucket on his head, the handle under his chin. He eyed his ax, which was beyond repair. He felt sympathetic for the ax, and patted it sympathetically.
"We will have revenge on the evil Elf, yes we will, my precious baby," he whispered to the ax.
::giggles:: Gimli is a bit scary in this chapter. ::shudders:: I love Avril Lavigne! Listening to Mobile right now, you should hear it!! So cool! Pop up ads are evil, and pop unders are even worse! You know, the ads that you don't see pop on the screen, but they're on the taskbar? Yeah, those evil things. Well, please read and review!!!!