Aww…Since I loves you all….I shall update. I'm sorry I have neglected you!! ;_; By now, I believe I have lost EVERYONE, but will update for the 1 reader…A lot of stuff has happened since last chapter…I no longer like Avril, and have moved on to SKA!! I LOVES MY SKA!! ^_^ Rx Bandits rock my world, as do Less than Jake, Almighty Me, and Suburban Legends ^_^ And in reply to some reviewers, yes, I know Legolas and Gimli are great chums and everything, but you must remember that I am a psycho bitch. G'day all! And remember, I LOVES YOU ALL!
Gimli was very irritated. Really. The tin pail was too bloody big, the axe wouldn't chop anything anymore, but most of all, he had a particularly smug elf on his hands. All would have pissed off any dwarf. He racked his brain meats for some revenge suitable for this horrendous crime. At last he laughed to himself. This would be great……
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Later that day, Gimli was smirking. The great revenge had just ensued. Any moment now, Legolas would see…
And soon enough, a yell from a specific elf rang through Lórien.
"GIMLI!" Legolas yelled.
"Hm?" said Gimli, with an air of sarcasm.
"What-did-you-do-to-my-bow?!?!" he shouted.
"I've no idea what you're talking about."
"THIS!" said Legolas, pulling out his bow. It had been knocked about, scratched, and if that wasn't enough, it was only being held by the bowstring and a few splinters.
"I see nothing wrong with it," Gimli said nonchalantly.
"NOTHING WRONG?! Do you know how long it takes to make a bow like this? It was custom made! The fine Elven craftsmenship, the beautiful etchings! You don't just bloody break an elf's bow! How COULD you?!"
Gimli whistled, and looked as if he was cleaning his fingernails (a first). Not for long, however. Legolas took the shards of his once beloved bow and hit Gimli sharply over the head. 'You don't just bloody break an elf's bow!' Now it was full out war.
Hm…losing my touch, but that's 'cause I'm never allowed on, and I NEVER have time…..Sorry, mates. Please read and review, eh?