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Sango walked downstairs and calmly sat down at the table with her family.
"What happened?" Souta asked excitedly.
"I said the s-word." Sango said.
"Ooo!!! Sango said a bad word!" Souta exclaimed.
"No, no! Not the REAL s-word, Miroku's s-word! You know, sit!" Sango said.
"OWW!!! SANGO!"
"Sorry, Miroku." Sango said sheepishly, looking at the poor guy who was now face first on the floor. She guessed he followed her down when he was able to stand.
"You should be more careful, Sango. He'll never marry you if you're so mean to him." Mrs. Higurashi said.
"MOOOM!!!" Sango exclaimed.
"She's right, you know." Grandfather said.
"The world's against me. Life isn't fair." Sango murmured.
By this time, Miroku was standing again. "Life is what you make of it."
"Oh my goodness, did you just say something intelligent?" Sango asked teasingly.
"Why, Lady Sango!" Miroku said sarcastically. "Your rudeness is just too much!"
"He doesn't seem like a hentai to me, Sango!" Souta exclaimed. "Sango is a liar, Sango is a liar!"
"See? I'm not a hentai." Miroku said with a victory-is-mine voice.
Sango laughed. "Souta also thinks Barney is cool."
"I DO NOT!" Souta shouted.
"Barney?" Miroku asked, confused.
"Oh, I forgot! You don't have television. Sorry, forget I said anything." Sango said.
"Sango, there's a spider on your shirt." Miroku lied.
Sango jumped up, screaming, and swiping at her shirt. "NO!!! IT'LL BITE ME!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!"
"Using her fear of spider's on her? I like you, Miroku!" Souta said.
Miroku smirked. "Thanks." He then quickly covered Sango's mouth with his hand and grabbed her arm. "See you later, Sango's family."
"See you, Miroku!" Souta said, waving like a super hyper person.
"Take care of my baby!" Mrs. Higurashi exclaimed.
"Make sure she washes her hands before eating!" Grandfather advised.
Sango was now yelling things in a muffled voice, completely forgetting about 'sit'.
Miroku pulled Sango close to his chest, so if she was somehow able to say 'sit' she would have trouble getting away. "Bye."
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Sango was glaring at Miroku. "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIIIIT!"
SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT.
Miroku had let Sango go when they got back to the village. BAD IDEA.
People stared at them.
"AND SIIIIIT!" Sango screamed.
SPLAT.
"Love you, too." Miroku mumbled sarcastically.
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Sango shrieked.
SPLAT.
"I am going home!" Sango yelled. "And if you come back for me, I'll say the s-word until your back breaks!!!"
"Sango, please, don't go." Miroku pleaded.
"...did you just say 'please'?" Sango asked, looking down at the poor monk.
Miroku was getting up. "Yeah." In a moment, he was standing again.
Sango sighed. "Fine. I'll stay for a day, then I'm going home."
"Hey, Sango..." Miroku said.
"Yeah?" Sango asked.
"You look beautiful when you're mad." Miroku complimented. ^^ He then proceeded to do what he did best.
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
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Princess Kat: Another short chapter. Oh well. Review! ^^
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Reviewers:
Quinn - ^^* Thanks for reviewing.
Lovely - Isn't he? ^^ K!
Zephor - Don't I know it. ^^ I hope you didn't hold your breath too long! Don't want you fainting or dying!
~*~
Sango walked downstairs and calmly sat down at the table with her family.
"What happened?" Souta asked excitedly.
"I said the s-word." Sango said.
"Ooo!!! Sango said a bad word!" Souta exclaimed.
"No, no! Not the REAL s-word, Miroku's s-word! You know, sit!" Sango said.
"OWW!!! SANGO!"
"Sorry, Miroku." Sango said sheepishly, looking at the poor guy who was now face first on the floor. She guessed he followed her down when he was able to stand.
"You should be more careful, Sango. He'll never marry you if you're so mean to him." Mrs. Higurashi said.
"MOOOM!!!" Sango exclaimed.
"She's right, you know." Grandfather said.
"The world's against me. Life isn't fair." Sango murmured.
By this time, Miroku was standing again. "Life is what you make of it."
"Oh my goodness, did you just say something intelligent?" Sango asked teasingly.
"Why, Lady Sango!" Miroku said sarcastically. "Your rudeness is just too much!"
"He doesn't seem like a hentai to me, Sango!" Souta exclaimed. "Sango is a liar, Sango is a liar!"
"See? I'm not a hentai." Miroku said with a victory-is-mine voice.
Sango laughed. "Souta also thinks Barney is cool."
"I DO NOT!" Souta shouted.
"Barney?" Miroku asked, confused.
"Oh, I forgot! You don't have television. Sorry, forget I said anything." Sango said.
"Sango, there's a spider on your shirt." Miroku lied.
Sango jumped up, screaming, and swiping at her shirt. "NO!!! IT'LL BITE ME!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!"
"Using her fear of spider's on her? I like you, Miroku!" Souta said.
Miroku smirked. "Thanks." He then quickly covered Sango's mouth with his hand and grabbed her arm. "See you later, Sango's family."
"See you, Miroku!" Souta said, waving like a super hyper person.
"Take care of my baby!" Mrs. Higurashi exclaimed.
"Make sure she washes her hands before eating!" Grandfather advised.
Sango was now yelling things in a muffled voice, completely forgetting about 'sit'.
Miroku pulled Sango close to his chest, so if she was somehow able to say 'sit' she would have trouble getting away. "Bye."
~*~
Sango was glaring at Miroku. "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIIIIT!"
SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAT.
Miroku had let Sango go when they got back to the village. BAD IDEA.
People stared at them.
"AND SIIIIIT!" Sango screamed.
SPLAT.
"Love you, too." Miroku mumbled sarcastically.
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Sango shrieked.
SPLAT.
"I am going home!" Sango yelled. "And if you come back for me, I'll say the s-word until your back breaks!!!"
"Sango, please, don't go." Miroku pleaded.
"...did you just say 'please'?" Sango asked, looking down at the poor monk.
Miroku was getting up. "Yeah." In a moment, he was standing again.
Sango sighed. "Fine. I'll stay for a day, then I'm going home."
"Hey, Sango..." Miroku said.
"Yeah?" Sango asked.
"You look beautiful when you're mad." Miroku complimented. ^^ He then proceeded to do what he did best.
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
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Princess Kat: Another short chapter. Oh well. Review! ^^