The great door closed behind the three friends as they travelled to the hallway near the Hufflepuff common room. As they got closer, they noticed a large crowd gathered near the wall. Harry split up from Ron and Hermione and pushed his way through to the front. To his horror and amazement, Professor Dumbledore and Professor Sprout were being intimate on the floor.

"Professor!" exclaimed Harry. "What are you doing?"

"You kids can have this kind of fun, said Dumbledore, so why can't we old folks do it too?"

Harry shuddered, and then went to search for Ron and Hermione. Harry quickly ran through the crowd, craning his neck to see above the heads. Finally, he spotted them near the back of the large, frightened crowd.

"Harry, whats going on?" asked Hermione. "We couldn't see a thing."

"You wouldn't really want to know." Harry said. "It will give you nightmares. You will also have a whole different perspective on our headmaster."

"Just tell us Harry!" Ron cut in.

"Okay, if you insist..." Harry took a large breath. "Professor Dumbledore and Professor Sprout were making out."

"C'mon Harry! Why did you tell us?"

"Because you told me..."

"No excuses! That's just nasty!"

After that shocking incident, the friends silently walked back to the great hall.