Hey everybody. My name is Travis and I kick ass! anyways, I edit my own work, and I try to make it funny. You've probably read my friends Harry Potter stories, such as Harry Potter and the Twisted Lovers, by Logo 13. Anyways, I'll be adding a little note at the top of my chapters from now on.
The great hall was the same as it was before, except that Professor Dumbledore and Professor Sprout had returned.
Harry and his two friends sat down at the Gryffindor table and started eating. There were many things to choose from. Harry saw bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, and he could swear he saw a house elf head at the Slytherin table. Another accident in the kitchen.
Harry then found Fred and George. "Why did you guys know about the make out before we did? You must have been up really early!" Harry said.
"Harry, if you want madskillz like us, you have to learn the ropes. said George. "We have extendable eyes and ears around the whole school. That bastard Filch keeps on taking them down though."
"I see." replied Harry.
Harry quickly gobbled down his meal and waited until Ron and Hermione were done. When they finished, Harry noticed something. Cho Chang walked into the great hall. Harry however wasn't looking at her, but at her rack. Wizards have to have fun sometimes don't they?
Then something happened. Harry fell out of his chair and landed on the ground. Everyone laughed at him, even Cho. "What a hangover!" Harry said, as he got up.
"Harry! Are you okay?" asked Hermione.
"I'm alright baby! You wanna come make out?"
"I think he's under the influence of newt tail again." said Ron.
Just then, the morning mail arrived. Harry could spot Hedwig, even though he was wasted. The owl took a dive towards the Slytherin table and started releasing crap. One of them hit Draco Malfoy, the sinister villain. Hedwig then headed towards Harry. He dropped a package, and then flew off.
Harry quickly got underneath the table and opened his package.
"What is it Harry?" asked Ron.
"Uh, it's uh.... I'll tell you later." Harry replied.
"Okay." said Ron.
Harry then picked up his books and headed to transfiguration.
The great hall was the same as it was before, except that Professor Dumbledore and Professor Sprout had returned.
Harry and his two friends sat down at the Gryffindor table and started eating. There were many things to choose from. Harry saw bacon, eggs, sausage, toast, and he could swear he saw a house elf head at the Slytherin table. Another accident in the kitchen.
Harry then found Fred and George. "Why did you guys know about the make out before we did? You must have been up really early!" Harry said.
"Harry, if you want madskillz like us, you have to learn the ropes. said George. "We have extendable eyes and ears around the whole school. That bastard Filch keeps on taking them down though."
"I see." replied Harry.
Harry quickly gobbled down his meal and waited until Ron and Hermione were done. When they finished, Harry noticed something. Cho Chang walked into the great hall. Harry however wasn't looking at her, but at her rack. Wizards have to have fun sometimes don't they?
Then something happened. Harry fell out of his chair and landed on the ground. Everyone laughed at him, even Cho. "What a hangover!" Harry said, as he got up.
"Harry! Are you okay?" asked Hermione.
"I'm alright baby! You wanna come make out?"
"I think he's under the influence of newt tail again." said Ron.
Just then, the morning mail arrived. Harry could spot Hedwig, even though he was wasted. The owl took a dive towards the Slytherin table and started releasing crap. One of them hit Draco Malfoy, the sinister villain. Hedwig then headed towards Harry. He dropped a package, and then flew off.
Harry quickly got underneath the table and opened his package.
"What is it Harry?" asked Ron.
"Uh, it's uh.... I'll tell you later." Harry replied.
"Okay." said Ron.
Harry then picked up his books and headed to transfiguration.