Okay people... I need reviews! So please take five seconds to do one. Did you like the prank? Hehehe. So, in the next few chapters I'll be giving info about myself. Your first bit of info: I'm 13.
The whole day went by very slowly for Harry Potter. All he thought about was his detention that night. He was so wrapped up in his thoughts that Harry didn't even notice the spitballs in his hair, delivered straight from Malfoy.
The only good part of Harry's day was when he got back to his room after the last class. You may be wondering about the package that Harry received earlier. Well, it was a Playboy magazine. When back in Privet Drive, Harry stole Uncle Vernon's issue and took out a subscription order. He paid with the money he stole from Dudley.
Dinner came, and then was gone. Harry then made the long journey to Mcgonagalls classroom. She was waiting at her desk. Harry slowly approached.
"Harry Potter, your detention is to give me your Playboy magazine." Mcgonagall said.
"Hey!" Harry replied, "How did you know?"
"I know many things Mr. Potter," she said, I know what you did last summer."
Harry screamed, threw the magazine on the desk, and ran out of the room. The door magically closed behind him. Out of curiosity, Harry put his ear up against the door. What he heard was very nasty. From Harry's very vast knowledge, he concluded that his transfiguration teacher was jacking off.
"I've had enough for one day." Harry thought, and then headed back to the Gryffindor common room.
The whole day went by very slowly for Harry Potter. All he thought about was his detention that night. He was so wrapped up in his thoughts that Harry didn't even notice the spitballs in his hair, delivered straight from Malfoy.
The only good part of Harry's day was when he got back to his room after the last class. You may be wondering about the package that Harry received earlier. Well, it was a Playboy magazine. When back in Privet Drive, Harry stole Uncle Vernon's issue and took out a subscription order. He paid with the money he stole from Dudley.
Dinner came, and then was gone. Harry then made the long journey to Mcgonagalls classroom. She was waiting at her desk. Harry slowly approached.
"Harry Potter, your detention is to give me your Playboy magazine." Mcgonagall said.
"Hey!" Harry replied, "How did you know?"
"I know many things Mr. Potter," she said, I know what you did last summer."
Harry screamed, threw the magazine on the desk, and ran out of the room. The door magically closed behind him. Out of curiosity, Harry put his ear up against the door. What he heard was very nasty. From Harry's very vast knowledge, he concluded that his transfiguration teacher was jacking off.
"I've had enough for one day." Harry thought, and then headed back to the Gryffindor common room.