Princess Kat: ^^ Good news! I get out early from school for this whole week! YAY! It's because this is exam week and they expect us to study, but I'm all studied up! ^^ And more good news! This is my last week of school!!!

Mom: Don't you have to go to summer school, dear? รด_o

Princess Kat: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! _

Audience: You have to go to summer school?!

Princess Kat: -_- It's because my English teacher is my Keyboarding teacher. Just because I type faster than she does, she hates me. She gives me bad grades to make me fail. I'm serious!

Mom: -_- I hate that woman. Her mood swings drive me crazy. I'd just love to-

Princess Kat: OOOOKAY, that's enough for today, Mom! _*

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Johanna Gen: Okay! ^^ You're very welcome.

Kaylana - Konnichiwa! My school is so cheap. Their computers SUCK. Lol. I know how it feels to have someone standing over your shoulder. The moment the class noticed I typed (way) more than one hundred words per minute, they stood over my shoulder to watch me type. -__- I had to give Sango a part! She's so cool when she fights. ^^ Ja!

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Sango's eyes fluttered open as she woke up. She sat up and looked around. "Where am I?"

Sango then recalled the memories of fighting Yura. She looked around once again and figured she was probably in Kaede's hut. She yawned and stood up. Then she noticed she wasn't wearing a shirt and there's was bandages wrapped around her stomach and back.

"Miroku better not have been here when my shirt was taken off." Sango muttered as she grabbed her shirt from the floor nearby and slipped it on.

Sango walked outside. The village was all a hustle and bustle again.

"Konnichiwa, Sango-sama! Are ye feeling well now? Ye have been sleeping for long time!" A villager said.

"Yes, I am feeling fine, thank you. Do you know exactly how long I was out?" Sango asked politely.

"Oh, yes, you were sleeping when that trouble maker, Miroku, brought you back yesterday." The villager said.

"Do you know where Miroku is?" Sango asked.

"He is in the forest, at the Goshinboku tree." The villager said.

"Thank you." Sango stated as she headed to the forest.

~*~

"MIROKU!" Sango yelled at the sleeping man whom was leaning against the tree.

Miroku jumped about a mile high before he landed on his feet in front of Sango, blinking. "WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"You wouldn't wake up." Sango stated. "Well, well, you seem to be all better. Why weren't you in the village waiting for me to wake up? Hmm?"

"Because, I don't have to watch over you." Miroku stated.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" Sango snapped.

"Huh?"

"Figure of speech. It means, why are you so grumpy all of a sudden?" Sango rephrased her statement.

"It's none of your business." Miroku declared.

"Fine. Fine, fine, fine. But tell me one thing. What happened when I punched Yura?" Sango questioned.

"..."

"Don't make me say the s-word." Sango warned.

"Fine, fine! You're the reincarnation of Yukiko, right? Yukiko was a youkai exterminator, as you should know. She did acquire some powers over the years, and I guess you got them!" Miroku snapped.

"Oh."

"What's wrong with you NOW?" Miroku asked.

"SIT!" Sango screamed.

SPLAT.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Miroku yelled.

"For being a jerk. I'm...I'm going home!" Sango shouted as she ran off in the direction of the well.

~*~

"Mom! I'm home!" Sango called as she stepped into the house.

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Mrs. Higurashi, Grandfather, and Souta were hugging Sango tightly.

"I missed you!"

"Did that man treat you well?"

"IS MIROKU HERE?!"

"I missed you, too, Mother. Yes, Grandfather, he treated me well, he even brought me back to the village when I fainted! No, Souta, Miroku is not here, I left because of him. He has a stick stuck up his ass sideways." Sango said.

"Ooo! Sango said the 'ass' word!" Souta screamed.

-_____________________-* ~Sango

"So he's being grumpy? Poor dear. What happened?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.

"How about I tell you what happened ever since I went back?" Sango asked.

"YEAH!" Souta exclaimed.

So they all went and sat in the kitchen at the table and Sango told them the story.

"Oh, wow! Sango kicked butt!" Souta exclaimed.

"Is your back okay, dear?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.

"It's fine, Mother. Kaede-sama bandaged it up for me." Sango said. Then a disturbing thought entered her mind. What if it had been MIROKU who bandaged it up?

"Is something wrong, Sango?" Grandfather asked.

"Of course not." Sango said through clenched teeth. "I'm going up to my room. Disturb me, and die."

"^___^ You say that all the time, Sango." Souta said.

"And this time I can really kill you." Sango said in a carefree tone as she stood up and went to her room.

"That boy really made her angry." Mrs. Higurashi said.

"Yep."

"So, do you think Sango would really kill me if I went into her room?" Souta asked.

"Yep."

"So I should stay away from her room?" Souta asked.

"Yep."

"...you think Miroku will come and get her and then go back into the past?" Souta asked.

"Yep."

"NOT IF I HAVE A SAY IN IT!!!" Sango screamed from her room.

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Princess Kat: o-o Not a lot of action in this one, huh? Oh well, the next chapter will be out soon!

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