Princess Kat: Here's another chapter.
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Reviewers:
Kikyou-sama - Don't worry, a few people gave more ideas. ^^
Kaylana - All right, I'll add it.
Youkai Huntress - All right. And your vote has been counted.
Jen of the Wildfire - Lol. Aren't we all? And your vote has been counted.
CalicoDreams - Okay, your vote has been counted.
Lylli Riddle - Okay.
Lil-Strange-Person - I answered your question in the answer-questions notes. ^^
Kuriispi Kuriimu - ::growls:: I know you're trying to help me out, bud, but listen here. I might not act like it when I'm writing, but I am one of the toughest and strongest girls you will ever meet. Tough girls can be scared sometimes, too. Sango is from a time when youkai aren't around every corner and a man is not going to try to kidnap you every five seconds. If I was walking down the street and someone grabbed me I'd be damn scared, too, and I would stare at them like 'what-the-Hell-are-you-doing'. And I've been stalked before, so I know the feeling of being followed. But being kidnapped? That really, really stinks. Yukiko is more like the Sango you know from television. It WILL take Sango some time to adjust and become herself from the show. Got it? Good.
Shikome kido mi - Because he could possible suck up the Shikon shards. -_-*
~*~
Suki sighed as she tapped her fingers impatiently on the ground. "Where are they?" She groaned.
It had been three days since they left the village. They had found no Shikon fragments whatsoever.
Sango had said something about going to wash up and soon after, Miroku had walked off, telling Suki to stay where she was.
"AHH!!! HENTAI!!!" BAM! WHAM! SLAP! "SIIIIIT!" SPLAT!
Suki raised a brow.
A few moments later, Sango walked back to their little camp. She was wearing her 'future clothes' as Suki liked to call them and her hair was wet.
"That pervert." Sango muttered.
"What's wrong, Sango-chan?" Suki asked.
"Nothing!" Sango chimed. No little girl should know what Miroku had been doing.
"Why did you scream hentai and sit?" Suki asked, blinking innocently.
"Well, uh, Miroku was being a hentai and if I say sit," Sango said.
SPLAT!
"Miroku goes splat." Sango finished.
"What did I do to deserve this?" Miroku groaned.
"Oh."
"What's wrong?" Sango asked, concerned.
Suki sighed. "I'm just bored and lonely. You guys are always flirting and forget about me."
Miroku and Sango stared at Suki with wide eyes.
Suki blinked.
"WE ARE NOT FLIRTING!" Miroku and Sango yelled in unison.
"You just keep telling yourselves that." Suki said.
The only thought running in both Sango's and Miroku's mind was 'Is it that obvious?'
"Only to me. I am smart!" Suki answered the silent question.
"Meow!" Kirara protested.
"Oh, sorry, Kirara. We didn't mean to wake you up from your cat nap." Sango apologized.
"Meow..." Kirara stated as she curled up in a little ball on Sango's bag again and went to sleep.
Miroku ruffled Suki's black hair. "You are a smart little girl, but Sango and I are not flirting with each other."
Suki pouted. "Don't touch the hair."
"And why not?" Sango teased as she took a piece of Suki's hair in her hand gently and started to examine it.
"You're doing this just to annoy me!" Suki whined.
"You're right, little missy." Sango said as she dropped Suki's hair.
"MEOW!" Kirara meowed as she was woken up from her catnap again.
Suki looked at Kirara and gasped. "Sango! Look!"
"Nani?" Sango asked as she turned to look.
A little monkey was digging through Sango's bag. It grabbed one of Sango's bras and ran off with it.
"KYAA! GET IT!" Sango screamed as she ran after the little monkey.
Suki ran after Sango.
Miroku ran after Suki.
Does anyone see a pattern here?
The little monkey ran up to a boy and handed him the bra.
The boy blinked once, twice, three times, then said, "This is not food."
"NO KIDDING!" Sango screamed as she snatched her bra.
Miroku slammed his fist down on the boy's head.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" The boy screamed as his hands flew over his head.
Suki kicked the boy's shin. "Don't steal Sango's stuff!"
"OW! LITTLE BRAT!" The boy yelled as he jumped around on one foot.
"WAAAAAH! HE CALLED ME A LITTLE BRAT!!!" Suki wailed. She picks things up quick!
Sango smacked the boy. "BE NICE TO SUKI!"
This is the boy's expression now: X_X
"Oops." Sango muttered.
~*~
After much explaining, Sango, Miroku, and Suki found out the boy's name was Nobunaga. He had told his monkey to go get some food, and well, you know. He kind of stole Sango's bra.
Sango and Suki apologized for smacking and kicking him, and Miroku just rolled his eyes.
Sango had made some 'future food' and handed it out.
Nobunaga and Miroku were eating like pigs at a fast pace and Sango and Suki stared at them.
"Such...horrible manners..." Suki said, blinking.
"Tell me about it." Sango said, blinking.
Miroku finished eating and looked at the girls. "You going to eat that?"
The girls sighed in unison and placed their bowls down in front of Miroku. "No."
Miroku grabbed one of the bowls and started wolfing down again.
~*~
Princess Kat: Done. Review!
Vote for the title! Had to change it to the first one with 10 votes wins. Please, no more title suggestions! _ And some people switched their votes.
Miroku: A Feudal Fairy Tale - 6
Twisted World - 2
The Twisted Feudal Fairy Tale - 2.
Of Firecats, Boomerangs, and Perverted Monks - 1.
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Reviewers:
Kikyou-sama - Don't worry, a few people gave more ideas. ^^
Kaylana - All right, I'll add it.
Youkai Huntress - All right. And your vote has been counted.
Jen of the Wildfire - Lol. Aren't we all? And your vote has been counted.
CalicoDreams - Okay, your vote has been counted.
Lylli Riddle - Okay.
Lil-Strange-Person - I answered your question in the answer-questions notes. ^^
Kuriispi Kuriimu - ::growls:: I know you're trying to help me out, bud, but listen here. I might not act like it when I'm writing, but I am one of the toughest and strongest girls you will ever meet. Tough girls can be scared sometimes, too. Sango is from a time when youkai aren't around every corner and a man is not going to try to kidnap you every five seconds. If I was walking down the street and someone grabbed me I'd be damn scared, too, and I would stare at them like 'what-the-Hell-are-you-doing'. And I've been stalked before, so I know the feeling of being followed. But being kidnapped? That really, really stinks. Yukiko is more like the Sango you know from television. It WILL take Sango some time to adjust and become herself from the show. Got it? Good.
Shikome kido mi - Because he could possible suck up the Shikon shards. -_-*
~*~
Suki sighed as she tapped her fingers impatiently on the ground. "Where are they?" She groaned.
It had been three days since they left the village. They had found no Shikon fragments whatsoever.
Sango had said something about going to wash up and soon after, Miroku had walked off, telling Suki to stay where she was.
"AHH!!! HENTAI!!!" BAM! WHAM! SLAP! "SIIIIIT!" SPLAT!
Suki raised a brow.
A few moments later, Sango walked back to their little camp. She was wearing her 'future clothes' as Suki liked to call them and her hair was wet.
"That pervert." Sango muttered.
"What's wrong, Sango-chan?" Suki asked.
"Nothing!" Sango chimed. No little girl should know what Miroku had been doing.
"Why did you scream hentai and sit?" Suki asked, blinking innocently.
"Well, uh, Miroku was being a hentai and if I say sit," Sango said.
SPLAT!
"Miroku goes splat." Sango finished.
"What did I do to deserve this?" Miroku groaned.
"Oh."
"What's wrong?" Sango asked, concerned.
Suki sighed. "I'm just bored and lonely. You guys are always flirting and forget about me."
Miroku and Sango stared at Suki with wide eyes.
Suki blinked.
"WE ARE NOT FLIRTING!" Miroku and Sango yelled in unison.
"You just keep telling yourselves that." Suki said.
The only thought running in both Sango's and Miroku's mind was 'Is it that obvious?'
"Only to me. I am smart!" Suki answered the silent question.
"Meow!" Kirara protested.
"Oh, sorry, Kirara. We didn't mean to wake you up from your cat nap." Sango apologized.
"Meow..." Kirara stated as she curled up in a little ball on Sango's bag again and went to sleep.
Miroku ruffled Suki's black hair. "You are a smart little girl, but Sango and I are not flirting with each other."
Suki pouted. "Don't touch the hair."
"And why not?" Sango teased as she took a piece of Suki's hair in her hand gently and started to examine it.
"You're doing this just to annoy me!" Suki whined.
"You're right, little missy." Sango said as she dropped Suki's hair.
"MEOW!" Kirara meowed as she was woken up from her catnap again.
Suki looked at Kirara and gasped. "Sango! Look!"
"Nani?" Sango asked as she turned to look.
A little monkey was digging through Sango's bag. It grabbed one of Sango's bras and ran off with it.
"KYAA! GET IT!" Sango screamed as she ran after the little monkey.
Suki ran after Sango.
Miroku ran after Suki.
Does anyone see a pattern here?
The little monkey ran up to a boy and handed him the bra.
The boy blinked once, twice, three times, then said, "This is not food."
"NO KIDDING!" Sango screamed as she snatched her bra.
Miroku slammed his fist down on the boy's head.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" The boy screamed as his hands flew over his head.
Suki kicked the boy's shin. "Don't steal Sango's stuff!"
"OW! LITTLE BRAT!" The boy yelled as he jumped around on one foot.
"WAAAAAH! HE CALLED ME A LITTLE BRAT!!!" Suki wailed. She picks things up quick!
Sango smacked the boy. "BE NICE TO SUKI!"
This is the boy's expression now: X_X
"Oops." Sango muttered.
~*~
After much explaining, Sango, Miroku, and Suki found out the boy's name was Nobunaga. He had told his monkey to go get some food, and well, you know. He kind of stole Sango's bra.
Sango and Suki apologized for smacking and kicking him, and Miroku just rolled his eyes.
Sango had made some 'future food' and handed it out.
Nobunaga and Miroku were eating like pigs at a fast pace and Sango and Suki stared at them.
"Such...horrible manners..." Suki said, blinking.
"Tell me about it." Sango said, blinking.
Miroku finished eating and looked at the girls. "You going to eat that?"
The girls sighed in unison and placed their bowls down in front of Miroku. "No."
Miroku grabbed one of the bowls and started wolfing down again.
~*~
Princess Kat: Done. Review!
Vote for the title! Had to change it to the first one with 10 votes wins. Please, no more title suggestions! _ And some people switched their votes.
Miroku: A Feudal Fairy Tale - 6
Twisted World - 2
The Twisted Feudal Fairy Tale - 2.
Of Firecats, Boomerangs, and Perverted Monks - 1.