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~*~
"I'm bored." Suki whined. "And my leg's hurt."
"Sorry, chibi. We can't stop here, we're almost to the castle." Miroku said while ruffling Suki's hair.
Suki looked at him, her bluish-green eyes filled with distaste. "Not the hair."
"We should be there soon." Nobunaga chimed.
Hiyoshimaru made hand motions.
"Hey, Miroku," Sango said. "Pick Suki up."
"Why?" Miroku asked, glancing down at Suki whose look was starting to turn into a glare.
"Because she's tired. She's just a little kid. Now do as I say or the s- word is coming. And Suki, be nice to Miroku or he won't be nice to you." Sango said.
Suki sighed.
Miroku picked Suki up and muttered something incoherently.
Suki smiled at Miroku and said in a fake tone, "Thank you."
"Whatever."
"Miroku-papa, are you mad at me?" Suki asked.
"Miroku-papa?!" Miroku and Sango said in unison as everyone stopped to stare at Suki.
Nobunaga blinked. "Are you two her parents? I didn't think you were in such a relationship."
"Oh, no, we're not her parents! She's just traveling with us!" Sango exclaimed.
"Where'd you come up with 'Miroku-papa'?" Miroku asked.
"Well, even though you two are not my parents I kind of think of you as such...so I'll just call you 'Miroku-papa' and Sango 'Sango-mama'!" Suki said sweetly.
Sango blinked then ran off. A few minutes later muffled screams were heard. Then she came back looking slightly more relieved.
Nobunaga and Miroku looked at Sango with a what-was-that look.
Suki looked at Sango knowingly. "Stress scream?"
Sango nodded. "Hai."
"Stress scream?" Nobunaga and Miroku asked in perfect unison.
Suki sighed then explained without taking a breath. "When a female is very stressed out, she walks away from everything and covers her mouth then screams as loud as she can. It's a good stress reliever. Hence, why it's called a stress scream." (^^; I tend to just scream in one of my siblings ears.)
"Oh."
"Barely anyone knows about stress screams in my time." Sango said.
"Same in this time. I just know because I'm smart, Sango-mama." Suki stated.
'I feel so old.' Sango thought.
"Sooo...Nobunaga-chan, Hiyoshimaru-saru, Miroku-papa, Sango-mama, are we going to go?" Suki asked innocently as she wiggled out of Miroku's grasp and climbed up onto his head, putting one foot on each of his shoulders so she could keep her balance.
"I guess." Nobunaga said as he started off again.
Miroku and Sango followed after him.
Suki grinned widely as she looked at the new view from Miroku's head. "I'm so high!"
Miroku took this as his perfect chance (seeing that Sango can't say 'sit' in fear of hurting 'poor, innocent little Suki-chan') and pinched Sango's butt.
Sango looked at him angrily.
Miroku pointed up at Suki.
Sango smacked him across the face. "Hentai-baka. Just because I can't say that word doesn't mean anything."
"Sango-mama! Do you have a view like Miroku-papa does?" Suki asked in awe as she looked down at Sango.
"Close to the same." Sango sighed.
Miroku rubbed the hand print on his cheek.
"Miroku-papa's so tall." Suki said, still in awe.
"No, you're just short." Nobunaga teased.
Suki stuck her tongue out at him. "You're just jealous!"
"Of what? Being a chubby child sitting on a man's head?" Nobunaga chided.
Suki gasped. "CHUBBY?! I AM NOT!" She started to reach for an arrow.
"Suki..." Sango warned.
Suki sighed and her hand fell away from the arrows. "Gomen, Sango-mama."
"I was just kidding around with you." Nobunaga explained. "I thought you knew."
Suki stuck her tongue out at him.
"What are you doing up there, Suki?" Miroku asked.
"Oh, nothing, Miroku-papa!" Suki said innocently.
Sango snatched Suki off Miroku's head. "You know what?"
"What?" Suki asked as she made her way out of Sango's arms and crawled on top of her head, putting her feet on Sango's shoulders just like she had done with Miroku.
"You're probably the cutest little kid I ever met." Sango stated. "I have a brother, Souta. He is SOO annoying."
Suki giggled. "Boys are annoying."
"HEY!"
Suki put on her innocent face. "I only speak the truth..."
"Yeah. Suki is an honest girl!" Sango chimed, smiling.
"Suki, honest?" Miroku chuckled. "Remember that time when your shirt was missing and Suki said I took it? Truth is, she-"
Miroku didn't finish because Suki had jumped off Sango's head and onto Miroku's. "SHUSH, YOU!!!"
"Suki!" Sango gasped. "First off, how did you get onto his head in perfect position like that? Second, was it you that took my favorite shirt?!"
Suki bopped Miroku on the head. "You big meany. You got me in trouble with Sango-mama."
"Where IS that shirt?" Sango asked.
Suki looked away. "Uh...hehe...there's a funny story about that..."
"Suki fed it to a lizard." Miroku stated.
"...how did she accomplish that?" Nobunaga asked in a confused tone.
"I told you, Miroku-papa, it wasn't just a lizard! It was a YOUKAI lizard!" Suki shrieked.
"Right. And that's why you ripped the shirt to tiny pieces and gave them to the tiny thing crawling up a tree?" Miroku asked.
Nobunaga laughed while shaking his head.
"What's so funny?" Sango asked, steam practically coming out of her ears after hearing about the loss of her favorite shirt.
"You three act like a real family!" Nobunaga exclaimed.
Hiyoshimaru jumped up onto Nobunaga's head. It made monkey noises (oo, oo, aa, aa) and then jumped back to his shoulder.
Suki put her hands over Miroku's eyes. "Not-uh."
Miroku grabbed Suki's hands and pulled them away from his eyes. "Don't do that. We'll walk off a cliff just like Nobunaga."
"Nya, nya!" Was Suki's response.
Nobunaga stopped and pointed at a castle close by. "That's it."
Sango and Miroku stopped. "....we circled this three times." They said in unison.
"We did? Oh." Nobunaga sighed. "I do that a lot." He walked forward then WHOOSH!
"...there he goes again." Suki said.
~*~
After getting Nobunaga up (he fell off a cliff again) and getting to the castle, the group of a clumsy traveler, a monkey, a monk, a woman, and a female child (who had both feet planted firmly on the ground) were completely stumped about how to get across the moat around the castle.
"We could swim." Sango suggested.
Suki pointed into the water. "Looky."
Sango looked to wear Suki pointed just in time to see a giant fish jump out of the air and eat a bird then fall back in.
"I think it could do that to us." Suki said.
"Good point." Sango stated.
"Maybe we could-" Nobunaga started before a bridge fell in front of the now surprised group.
Hiyoshimaru waved at the group. He had climbed up a tree and out on a tree branch that went across the moat to the other side then dropped the bridge.
"Maybe we could send the monkey across to let down the bridge." Miroku chuckled as he walked across with Sango, Suki, and Nobunaga following.
~*~
Princess Kat: ^^ Done! Review! The next chapter will be out soon!
Vote for the title! I think Miroku: A Feudal Fairy Tale might win. o-o
Miroku: A Feudal Fairy Tale - 9.
Twisted World - 2.
The Twisted Feudal Fairy Tale - 6.
Of Firecats, Boomerangs, and Perverted Monks - 2.
Disclaimer: I own nothing besides Suki. ^^
Reviewers:
Lylli Riddle - It was pretty cool flying...I guess. Oh, no, the question wasn't really a big deal. I was just kind of tense, you know what I mean? ^^ ::moves away from Lylli:: ^^
Kaylana - Is she really?
Sylver-Ajah - Your vote has been counted. ^^ I most certainly do. Sorry that my chapters are kind of short, but I have two cats, a dog, a baby brother, an idiot brother, and a pretty scary sister to take care of and I don't have time to write big long chapters. @_@;
The Golden Snitch - Your vote has been counted. You're right, Miroku x Sango is one of the best! ^^
Kagome and Sesshoumaru - Thanks, Kago! ^^ ::bops Sessho:: You can be such a baby. You will be in the story eventually, so give it a rest! Yeesh. And I told you, Sessho, not to boss Kago around. SO NO MORE MAKING HER CHANGE HER PEN NAMES OR ANYTHING! ^^ Ja ne does mean goodbye.
Inu-loves-Kag supporter - Your vote has been counted. ^^
Kikyou-sama - Yes, I did save my dog. The annoying little critter...
Chris-Redfield26 - I just wrote a new one. ^^;
~*~
"I'm bored." Suki whined. "And my leg's hurt."
"Sorry, chibi. We can't stop here, we're almost to the castle." Miroku said while ruffling Suki's hair.
Suki looked at him, her bluish-green eyes filled with distaste. "Not the hair."
"We should be there soon." Nobunaga chimed.
Hiyoshimaru made hand motions.
"Hey, Miroku," Sango said. "Pick Suki up."
"Why?" Miroku asked, glancing down at Suki whose look was starting to turn into a glare.
"Because she's tired. She's just a little kid. Now do as I say or the s- word is coming. And Suki, be nice to Miroku or he won't be nice to you." Sango said.
Suki sighed.
Miroku picked Suki up and muttered something incoherently.
Suki smiled at Miroku and said in a fake tone, "Thank you."
"Whatever."
"Miroku-papa, are you mad at me?" Suki asked.
"Miroku-papa?!" Miroku and Sango said in unison as everyone stopped to stare at Suki.
Nobunaga blinked. "Are you two her parents? I didn't think you were in such a relationship."
"Oh, no, we're not her parents! She's just traveling with us!" Sango exclaimed.
"Where'd you come up with 'Miroku-papa'?" Miroku asked.
"Well, even though you two are not my parents I kind of think of you as such...so I'll just call you 'Miroku-papa' and Sango 'Sango-mama'!" Suki said sweetly.
Sango blinked then ran off. A few minutes later muffled screams were heard. Then she came back looking slightly more relieved.
Nobunaga and Miroku looked at Sango with a what-was-that look.
Suki looked at Sango knowingly. "Stress scream?"
Sango nodded. "Hai."
"Stress scream?" Nobunaga and Miroku asked in perfect unison.
Suki sighed then explained without taking a breath. "When a female is very stressed out, she walks away from everything and covers her mouth then screams as loud as she can. It's a good stress reliever. Hence, why it's called a stress scream." (^^; I tend to just scream in one of my siblings ears.)
"Oh."
"Barely anyone knows about stress screams in my time." Sango said.
"Same in this time. I just know because I'm smart, Sango-mama." Suki stated.
'I feel so old.' Sango thought.
"Sooo...Nobunaga-chan, Hiyoshimaru-saru, Miroku-papa, Sango-mama, are we going to go?" Suki asked innocently as she wiggled out of Miroku's grasp and climbed up onto his head, putting one foot on each of his shoulders so she could keep her balance.
"I guess." Nobunaga said as he started off again.
Miroku and Sango followed after him.
Suki grinned widely as she looked at the new view from Miroku's head. "I'm so high!"
Miroku took this as his perfect chance (seeing that Sango can't say 'sit' in fear of hurting 'poor, innocent little Suki-chan') and pinched Sango's butt.
Sango looked at him angrily.
Miroku pointed up at Suki.
Sango smacked him across the face. "Hentai-baka. Just because I can't say that word doesn't mean anything."
"Sango-mama! Do you have a view like Miroku-papa does?" Suki asked in awe as she looked down at Sango.
"Close to the same." Sango sighed.
Miroku rubbed the hand print on his cheek.
"Miroku-papa's so tall." Suki said, still in awe.
"No, you're just short." Nobunaga teased.
Suki stuck her tongue out at him. "You're just jealous!"
"Of what? Being a chubby child sitting on a man's head?" Nobunaga chided.
Suki gasped. "CHUBBY?! I AM NOT!" She started to reach for an arrow.
"Suki..." Sango warned.
Suki sighed and her hand fell away from the arrows. "Gomen, Sango-mama."
"I was just kidding around with you." Nobunaga explained. "I thought you knew."
Suki stuck her tongue out at him.
"What are you doing up there, Suki?" Miroku asked.
"Oh, nothing, Miroku-papa!" Suki said innocently.
Sango snatched Suki off Miroku's head. "You know what?"
"What?" Suki asked as she made her way out of Sango's arms and crawled on top of her head, putting her feet on Sango's shoulders just like she had done with Miroku.
"You're probably the cutest little kid I ever met." Sango stated. "I have a brother, Souta. He is SOO annoying."
Suki giggled. "Boys are annoying."
"HEY!"
Suki put on her innocent face. "I only speak the truth..."
"Yeah. Suki is an honest girl!" Sango chimed, smiling.
"Suki, honest?" Miroku chuckled. "Remember that time when your shirt was missing and Suki said I took it? Truth is, she-"
Miroku didn't finish because Suki had jumped off Sango's head and onto Miroku's. "SHUSH, YOU!!!"
"Suki!" Sango gasped. "First off, how did you get onto his head in perfect position like that? Second, was it you that took my favorite shirt?!"
Suki bopped Miroku on the head. "You big meany. You got me in trouble with Sango-mama."
"Where IS that shirt?" Sango asked.
Suki looked away. "Uh...hehe...there's a funny story about that..."
"Suki fed it to a lizard." Miroku stated.
"...how did she accomplish that?" Nobunaga asked in a confused tone.
"I told you, Miroku-papa, it wasn't just a lizard! It was a YOUKAI lizard!" Suki shrieked.
"Right. And that's why you ripped the shirt to tiny pieces and gave them to the tiny thing crawling up a tree?" Miroku asked.
Nobunaga laughed while shaking his head.
"What's so funny?" Sango asked, steam practically coming out of her ears after hearing about the loss of her favorite shirt.
"You three act like a real family!" Nobunaga exclaimed.
Hiyoshimaru jumped up onto Nobunaga's head. It made monkey noises (oo, oo, aa, aa) and then jumped back to his shoulder.
Suki put her hands over Miroku's eyes. "Not-uh."
Miroku grabbed Suki's hands and pulled them away from his eyes. "Don't do that. We'll walk off a cliff just like Nobunaga."
"Nya, nya!" Was Suki's response.
Nobunaga stopped and pointed at a castle close by. "That's it."
Sango and Miroku stopped. "....we circled this three times." They said in unison.
"We did? Oh." Nobunaga sighed. "I do that a lot." He walked forward then WHOOSH!
"...there he goes again." Suki said.
~*~
After getting Nobunaga up (he fell off a cliff again) and getting to the castle, the group of a clumsy traveler, a monkey, a monk, a woman, and a female child (who had both feet planted firmly on the ground) were completely stumped about how to get across the moat around the castle.
"We could swim." Sango suggested.
Suki pointed into the water. "Looky."
Sango looked to wear Suki pointed just in time to see a giant fish jump out of the air and eat a bird then fall back in.
"I think it could do that to us." Suki said.
"Good point." Sango stated.
"Maybe we could-" Nobunaga started before a bridge fell in front of the now surprised group.
Hiyoshimaru waved at the group. He had climbed up a tree and out on a tree branch that went across the moat to the other side then dropped the bridge.
"Maybe we could send the monkey across to let down the bridge." Miroku chuckled as he walked across with Sango, Suki, and Nobunaga following.
~*~
Princess Kat: ^^ Done! Review! The next chapter will be out soon!
Vote for the title! I think Miroku: A Feudal Fairy Tale might win. o-o
Miroku: A Feudal Fairy Tale - 9.
Twisted World - 2.
The Twisted Feudal Fairy Tale - 6.
Of Firecats, Boomerangs, and Perverted Monks - 2.