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In the big group picture, just what was going through each person's head as the picture was taken?

Lame-o, my humor muse, strikes again. If you think you can do better, post your idea on Animation Insider's forum for X-Men:Evo.

Tabitha (Boom-Boom): If the Brotherhood ever find out I'm posing for a picture with the X-geeks, they'd kill me!

Ororo (Storm): Maybe if I show some leg, I'll get some better stories from those bums on the writing staff.

Xavier: Twenty four mutants and counting. My fashion empire of X-Men uniforms and accessories has grown quicker then I expected. Soon I'll rule the world - buwhahahahahahaha!

Logan (Wolverine): I forgot to put the beer on ice - Dang it! I better see Bobby right after the click.

Kitty (Shadowkat): I bet everyone will be pleased I canceled the caterers and made dinner all by myself.

Hank (Beast): Check out this hairy chest! I'm a shoo in for Bod of the Year in the Mutant Teachers Monthly calendar contest.

Warren (Angel): All these hot chicks and I'm so not da man. Oh well, at least I'm not getting my butt kicked.

Kurt (Nightcrawler): Take the picture already - that buffet has my name written all over it!

Evan (Spyke): Oh, sure. Wait till I leave and THEN build a rad skate park here at the mansion - thank you SO much.

Scott (Cyclops): I hope the photographer knows how to correct for red eyes.

Jean: I'm the center of attention where I belong. Scott's so lucky to be draped on my arm.

Rogue: Watch the roaming hands, swamp rat. Hey, Jean - take a look at the great view by the gazebo, that's it - a little closer to the edge. . . . . .

Remy (Gambit): Remy's da man - posing with the filly. Hey - it that Ray posing with two fillies?

Roberto (Sunspot): I'm so not da man - no fillies for me. I need a better agent.

Alex (Havok): Dude! The waves in the bay totally stink.

X23: I could so kick everyone's butt here right now. Now THAT would be a great holiday card.

Rahne (Wolsfbahne): Ray's da man

Ray (Bezerker): I'm da man. Two ladies digging the rooster do!

Amara (Magma): Ray's so da man.

Bobby (Iceman): Did I take the ice cream cake out of the freezer to defrost?

Jamie (Multiple): The bottle rockets I stuck in Bobby's pants should be launching in 3, 2, 1. . . .

Sam (Cannonball): I've to hand it to Ray - he's da man. I wonder if he'll sell me the "How to be da man with da ladies" book now that he's da man.

Jubliee: I'm way hotter then Jean. I'm da babe.

Piotr (Colossus): I miss that crazy Australian and the big furball. They were lots of fun. These kids are so boring. And there's no crates to move around. I miss my crates, especially my favorite, Woody.