Note- I don't own any of these characters, however i am using them in a crossover

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Chapter 2. -What kind of plan is that?-

Tifa: *glares at Hitomi* what the hell?

Saki: *starts laughing*

Yuna: *speechless*

Hitomi: what? it's a good plan...... right? *sweatdrop*

Kari: dressing up like guys and coming onto them ain't a good idea!

Saki: it would be funny tho! *can just piccy her dressed up as an

old geezer coming onto Carrot, horror shown in his eyes* I'm for it!

Yuna: I dunno if that is such a good idea...

Hitomi: why not?

Rinoa: none of you know if Squall arrived here yet, right?

Hitomi: oh he's here *startes snickering*

Rinoa: *blinks*

Hitomi: *shakes her head bringing herself back to reality* it's

nothing...

Saki: *stands up infront of the group* how do I look?

Kari: *eyes go HUGE* who the hell are you?!

Tifa: man that is one damn ugly guy!

Saki: me no guy, me Saki!

Hitomi: oh my god, that's you... *pokes Saki* ...Saki?

Saki: *nods* so how you like me crossdressing skills?

Kari: it works...

Hitomi: damn fine!

Dagger: they'll be scared for weeks!

Saki: *laughs scratching the grey like wig that looks so real* you guys want me to help you all out?

Kari: WAIT! I got an even better idea.... everyone keep quiet and huddle over here for a minute.

(back at the feast)

Link: *looks at everyone*

Carrot: *wobbles into the room, a huge smile on his face*

Vincent: what the hell is wrong with wonder boy over there?

Cloud: maybe.... maybe...

Link: MAYBE HE'S MESSED!

Marth: *whacks Link back side the head* would you just keep quiet, no one cares about what you are saying! matter of fact, no one is listening to some messed up fruit in a skirt like you!

Link: first of all it's not a skirt, secondly you are listening, third... man I really piss you off that much? you really want me you shut up *starts snickering to himself* this is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friend. some people started singing it, not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. some people started singing it, not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. some people started singing it, not knowing what it is....

Marth: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!

Link: but they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend...

Roy: *sitting on the other side of the table, Link still singing* okay skirt boy your really starting to piss me off too...

Vincent: me three..

Cloud: me four...

Zidane: me hundred!

Kuja: you retard! one hundred doesn't come after four, five does!

Zidane: oh sorry... me five does!

Kuja: NO! it's just five!

Zidane: just five...

Kuja: *sweatdrop*

Carrot: *sits down beside Marron* hello little bro..

Marron: what happened to you?

Carrot: I know it, it's Saki! *still smiling*

Marron: er...um.. that's just great..

Carrot: *looks at Marron* what you doing with all this guys huh?

Marron: *face turns a bit red* eating...?

Carrot: so... you like any of them?

*all the guys at the table beside Marron and Carrot get weird looking

expressions on their face*

Vincent: *whispers to Cloud* pass it on that we're gonna go now, Marron

boy is a.... well ya know..

Cloud: *passes it on and so forth*

Zidane: *looks at Carrot and whispers* pass it on that er're gonna

go now, Marron boy is a.... well ya know..

Carrot: *passes it on to Marron*

Marron: one question, what am I?

Zidane: *sweatdrop* yeah, what is he?

Carrot: OH! I know... fact that he likes boys...

Zidane: *gulps* eeps...

*a huge dust cloud covers the whole room when it settles down only Carrot and Marron are left*

Marron: thanks for telling..

Carrot: no prob.

(mean while)

Squall: *still laying on the hallway floor, in the dark, scared half to death decides to rise to his feet* time for sweet payback, the girls aren't going to ruin this trip... *runs off* *THUD* ouch... a wall..*twitches* ...I'll fell that in the morning...*falls over onto his back, unconscious*

(back in the girls room)

Hitomi: *laughs looking at herself* we all ready?

Tifa: *stomps on Hitomi's foot* listen, I got another idea that we can use to get them!

Hitomi: huh? did someone say something?

Tifa: nevermind... *sighs*

Saki: let's knock 'em dead!

Kari: but then...

Hitomi: Kari it's an expression...

Kari: *tries to hind a frown* I know...

~~**To Be Continued

_-_-What is Tifa's plan? Will Hitomi ever let her tell it to the others? Squall just ain't having a good day... More to come later on......-_-_