My Dear Agent Mulder
(to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas")
(1st verse)
Hey my dear agent Mulder,
Why don't you look happy?
Don't you know it's Christmas time
And you get a vacation
No more chasing small gray men
Just spend some time with Scully
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(2nd verse: yes, the madness continues)
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What can be so wrong with you?
We've rarely seen you smiling
Don't you think that life's worth living
Just to see her smiles?
Can't you take a vacation
And have some relaxation?
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(3rd verse: this is so much FUN!)
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Now you seem so happy here
Don't you think it's real?
You've fallen in love with her
Isn't this just perfect?
Doesn't this seem real to you?
Well it really isn't.
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Author Notes: I'm sorry for subjecting anyone who reads this to such torture, but this idea demanded to be written. Anyway, hope you liked the song, and thanks so much for reading it