"Mamma! Oh mamma!" But now her sadness was slowly turning to rage and she blinked Major Nelson right into the room.

"What the- Jeannie!" He cried happily.

"Don't 'Jeannie' me. I know all about you!"

"What are you talking about?

"I come all the way back from my mother's because I realized I was in love with you and I come back here to find you dining with another woman! I was going to marry you!"

"Jeannie it's not like that honest!"

"You're right it is not! I will be in my bottle!" And before Tony had time to explain she was inside her bottle.

"Hey! Listen, I know you can here me! I'm just gonna explain to you what happened and if you don't believe you can get out of my house." There was a slight sniffle and then he continued. "I was lonely. Really I was. And you know Roger, always giving, or at least trying to. So he decided he'd cheer me up by taking me to dinner with two beautiful women. I didn't want to but Roger convinced me it would cheer me up. Now I'm sorry you got jealous but there's really nothing to be jealous about. I love you Jeannie. That's the plain and simple truth."

There was an awkward silence, but then she burst out of her bottle and into his arms. "Oh Master I am so happy to hear that. My mother almost fooled me!"

"What did she tell you?" He asked kissing her neck.

"It does not matter. All that matters is that I am going to marry you so I will never have to see them again."

"Whoa, whoa wait. You want to marry me?"

"Well yes. Do you not want this?"

"Well of course I do but . . ."

"But what?"

Major Nelson sighed. "Who will be the maid of honor?"