Chapter 4: Still searching as hell…
Author: Sorry it took long for this chapter! I now have to write and type only on the weekends until yea… so As we-
Dragon {Hieis body}: As we continue searching for the lost empire of randomness and applesauce…
Author: somehow the characters are taking my place of speech (walks away)
Dragon (Hieis body): EMPIRE OF APPLESAUSE! ^0^
Janelle (Shadows body): uh Dragon, your wayyyyyyy off the subject of the story…
Dragon {Hieis body}: were in school?
Sonic (amys body): It's now kinda getting dark, maybe we shouldn't be in partners, and we might get lost…
Amy (Sonics body): In the Ghetto?
Everyone: …
Hiei (Dragons body): I quite agree with Sonic, we should start searching tomorrow.
Vegeta (Gokus body): NO! We must all search now! Before we can't be able to find him anymore!
Hoku (vegetas body): PSSSSTT! Vegeta thinks he's Fabio…
Shadow (Janelles body): That would be a wrong description of him…
%%%Definition Fabio: a guy named Fabio a macho man ask you parents, they know that kind of shit n cheese%%%
(All continue walking) HI!
Amy (Sonics body): ::Sigh::
Hiei (Dragons body): This is ridiculous…
Amy {sonics body}: I CAN DRIVE! ^^
Janelle {Shadows body): You're too young to drive…
Amy (Sonics body): I have a shovel…
Dragon (Hieis body): Shovel? (Pause) We don't have a car!
Goku (Vegetas body): THERES A BAR! WHERE?! I'M HUNGRY N SHIT!
Janelle (Shadows body): (Stares at the floor) he stole my line…
Vegeta (Gokus body): She said bar- CAR! You baka…
Goku (Vegetas body): why isn't there a – I'm hungry…
????: MOOOOOOOO!
Hiei/Sonic: what the hell?
Shadow (Janelles body): I'm supposed to say that-
Janelle (Shadows body): N shit…
Shadow (Janelles body): STOP ADDING WORDS INTO MY MOUTH!
Janelle (Shadows body): (in Janelles mind, words in mouth hmm aha!) … Dick…
Shadow (Janelles body): NOT THOSE KIND OF WORDS IN MY MOUTH! .*
???: MOOOOOOO n mooooooo
Goku/Vegeta: …
Sonic (Amys body): I think I see something!
Hiei/Dragon: finally!
Shadow (Janelles body): HEY YOU UP THERE! COME HERE OR ASS- I MEAN ELSE I'LL CALL A – (Pause) I'm way out of my mind…
Janelle (Shadows body): n shit…
Shadow (Janelles body): STOP! (Hides laugh)
???: Oo?
Amy/Hiei/Dragon: YEA YOU!
???: (flys down)
Everyone: huh?
Goku (Vegetas body): ITS Jennifer Lopez?!
Vegeta (Gokus body): ::Smacks forehead:: NO you idiot its Omochao… OMOCHAO?!
(Everyone stares at Amy and Dragon as they committed a corn flakes killer) o)0
Amy/Dragon: what?
Hiei/Sonic: you said it wasn't Omochao!
Dragon (Hieis body): I did? YOU WIN! Hi! APPLEDIAPER!
Amy (Sonics body): they did?
Omochao: Hi I'm Omochao, and I'm here to spank you head! (^_^)
Janelle (shadows body): I'm I the only silent one here?!
Vegeta (Gokus body): ::Sweat drop:: .;
Hiei (Dragons body): okay… we don't have time for this foolishness FOOL! SO GIVE US OUR BODIES BACK!
Dragon (Hieis body): YEA HOMMIE!
Janelle (Shadows body): Dragon, stop you're scaring yourself…
Dragon (Hies body): ^-^
Omochao: I have returned from, well somewhere- somewhere over the ice cream…
Everyone: we want our bodies back! Now!
Omochao: Um towels!
Everyone: ???
Omochao: in order to get your bodies back you have to my obstacle course it's very very slimy-
Janelle/Dragon: O.o?
Shadow/Hiei: that's just gross as hell…
Omochao: spell – nevermind… to the course! (^-^)
Goku (Vegetas body): THERES a HORSE?
Amy (Sonics body): ponies and horses are cool as… well cool…
Shadow (Janelles body): tell me something I don't know.
Amy (Sonics body): I like to lick pillows when I fell so special in bed…
Janelle/Shadow/Dragon: O-o
Hiei (Dragons body): Lets go!
Vegeta (Gokus body): to the market of hell!
*** To Omochao's course n shit***
Author: damn I keep saying that…
Shadow: n shit…
Author: …
Dragon (Hies body): This is the course?
Omochao: YUP!
Shadow/Hiei: a playground?
Vegeta (Gokus body): you've got to be kidding me…
Hiei (Dragons body): stupidity is at stake… -_-;
Dragon (Hieis body): we are having stake? BRING BARBECUE SAUCE! I SCARE MY SELF SOMETIMES…
Amy (Sonics body): A HUNTING WE WOULD GO!
Sonic (Amys body): …
Omochao: First all must-
Hiei (Dragons body): hn this is all coming to an end…
Dragon (Hieis body): FASANATING! ^_O
Janelle (Shadows body): ::Smacks forehead:: .+
Vegeta (Gokus body): Hurry up! I don't have for stupidity!
Omochao: and I don't have time for cake!
Goku (Vegetas body): CAKE WHERE?!
Sonic (Amys bodies): come on! Give us our bodies back for crying outloud!
Omochao: I think you'll be needing a tissue since your gonna cry outloud!
Goku (Vegetas body): gee, I never NUDIEST that that was in reality!
Shadow: I think he meant NOTICED.
Janelles (Shadows body): No duh.
Shadow (Janelles body): shut up…
Janelle (Shadows body): you.
Shadow (Janelles body): no you!
Shadow (Janelles body): NO YOU!
Janelle (Shadows body): so, YOU WANNA FIGHT HUH!
Dragon (Hieis body): not this again! Even though they must of love each other, its obvious, they show it when there fighting… -_-
Shadow/Janelle: Oo//
Amy (Sonics body): true…
Hiei/Vegeta: Okay! What's the course?!
Omochao: you have to make out with the children from the playground!
Eveyone: O_o
Sonic/Amy/Dragon: no way!
Shadow/Hiei/Vegeta: you know we don't have to do this you know.
Everyone: we don't?
Hiei (Dragons body): matter of fact we can snatch it!
Amy (Sonics body): yea snatch what?
Goku (Vegetas body): you guys know what I SNATCHED last night O_O
Janelle/Dragon: sick!
Hiei (Dragons body): look, you were about to say-
Omochao: BALLS!
Goku (Vegetas body): Wow guys your good at playing guessing games but it was actually a hairy pickle…
***Long Silence***
Dragon (Hieis body): ::twitches:: .o"
Amy (Sonics body): Goku, you need sexual healing!
Goku (Vegetas body): oh lets see… (Stares at Hiei)
Hiei (Dragons body): Son of a Bitch…
Dragon (Hieis body): NO GOKU! HIEI DOES NOT HAVE SEXUAL HEALING FOR YOU! My head hurts now…
Sonic (Amys body): then you MUST have sexual healing from Hiei now dragon…X
Dragon (Hieis body): ::Kicks Sonic:: *
Sonic (Amys body): HEY! Watch it! 0-0!
Omochao: okay, I guess you guys don't want your bodies back!
Everyone: yess YESS! WE DO!
Omochao: press A button to jump! (^0^)
Sonic/Shadow: what the hell?
Vegeta (Gokus body): ::jumps:: "^"Author: I have no damn clue what it is but I did it cause I was- well actually cause I did n shit (pause) damn myself! STOP SAYING STUFF N SHIT! -_-; Okay it'll probably take a while for me to stop saying that n- back to the story!
Goku (Vegetas body): I never thought Vegeta would actually jump! Unless is he had a wedgie… I WANT POETATO WEDGES!
Vegeta (Gokus body): NO YOU DIM WIT! THIS STUPID CHIBI SLAPPED MY ASS WITH A SLIPPER!
Dragon (Hieis body): ::Shrugs:: hmm must be spank elderly people day…
Vegeta (Gokus body): I AM NOT! Well I'm in Kakorots body so that makes him an old person…
Sonic (Amys body): well-
Goku (Vegetas body): NO I"AM NOT! You-
Vegeta (Gokus body): (Yells at child) PERVERTED CHILD! HOW DARE YOU SPANK THE MIGHTY VEGETA WITH A DAMN SLIPPER!
Chibi Child: (Flips Finger at Vegeta) .I..
Vegeta (Gokus body): HOW DARE YOU! YOU INSOLATED BRAT! O0*
Sonic (Amys body): as I was trying to say-
Janelle (Shadows body): CAN WE STOP WITH THE TALKING N SHIT AND GET OUR BODIES BACK!
Amy/Dragon: …
Omochao: APPLEEYES! WEINER MY SNITCHEL!
Shadow (Janelles body): this is just stupid…
Janelle (Shadows body): hey Shadow, spell Dragon backwards…
Shadow (Janelles body): why?
Janelle (Shadows body): ::Glares:: =_=*
Shadow (Janelles body): (Pause) NOGARD? NO GARD! HA! XD
Amy (Sonics body): USE PROTECTION Dragon!
Goku (Vegetas body): I get my protection on E-BAY! ^^
Janelle (Shadows body): O-o///
Dragon (hieis body): STOP! ::Stamps foot::
Goku (Vegetas body): SHES A HORSE! ^^
Dragon (Hieis body): I'm an Orange echidna BAKA!
Omochao: Any body ready for the course of Chibis of hell?
Everyone: …
Vegeta (Gokus body): Err _O*
Chibi child: (same chibi) ::Flips Finger:: .I..
Vegeta (Gokus body): THAT'S IT! COME HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH FROM HELL! (CHASES CHILD)
Dragon (Hieis body): ::Tisk tisk:: Veggie is playing with a chibi!
Omochao: I guess he started the making out session too early! Let the course begin!
Shadow (Janelles body): (in shadows mind, I've got to find out what's gonna make us get our bodies back before its gone…)
Hiei (dragons body): (in his mind, my life is boring as hell…)
Amy (Sonics body): (in her mind, I want to lick pillows again…)
Dragon (Hieis body): (In her mind, Applesauce… applegrape…)
Janelle (shadows body): (In her mind, Shadow, Shadow, Shadow…)
Goku (Vegetas body): end of chapter-um what's this chapter again?
Author: yes they'll be a next chapter, Chapter 5: A Challenging Goal!
Sorry it took a long time to post this chapter. I will be taking a little long to post other chapters so hope you enjoyed this chapter! More to go! You guys can IM me if you hose to do so. ^-^