Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN ANY PART OR ANYTHING TO DO WITH ZOIDS! This is my
first zoids story that I've ever written. I'm sorry it's so long. Kyoshina
Vandirk is originally from this fiction and I gave Bit's Girl permission to
put the character into their story Zoids: American Idol. Read it, it's
really funny! Zoids: American Idol is not this one (
The Blitz team was invited to an underground base which is a school for young zoid pilots. There they meet up with the principle, sergeant James Peters, an old war veteran who runs the school because he can't fight in real battles anymore. He walks around with a wooden cane and normally is assisted by the hot nurse, Ms. Roberson. They are standing in the middle of the entrance hall when our story begins.
S. Peters: Hello and thank you for coming. Doctor Taros I believe and this must be your team.
Doc: Yes, this is the greatest team of all time. The Blitz team!!!
S. Peters: Yes, well I suppose so.
Brad: So what's this secret that you keep saying is so cool. Is it a big wad of cash that your going to donate to us?
S. Peters: No, it's something much better.
Brad: What could be better then free money?
Doc: Now that's a good question.
S. Peters: I assure you that what I have in plan for you is much, much better then free money. But first, let me give you a tour of the school.
(They start walking down hallway after hallway. Listening to Sergeant Peters lecture on the different ranks and classes. They were just going by the lunch room when a boy addresses Sergeant Peters.)
boy: Sir! I heard we were having a tour today! Did you hear. I think our security system is broken.
S. Peters: Broken? How could it be, I checked it last weak.
boy: Yes, I know sir, but there's a strange man that looks like he just puffed a gallon of crack, snooping around the battle field.
Bit: Battle field? Now you've got my attention.
Lena: Oh, shut up Bit. Everyone here knows that you've been eying down the dessert bar ever since we entered the room.
Bit: Yeah, so?
S. Peters: Well, then James. I figure we best check it out. Doctor Torus, if you'd follow me.
Doc: Who would want to break into a school?
James: Some thieves think that this is some sort of hidden treasure pit because it's hidden underground. We get some attacks but no one has made it inside.
Bit: Who are you?
James: I'm James Peterson. I live here with my father who is the mechanic for all the zoids. I go to school here while my father works.
Lena: How cute! Do you work on the zoids with your father?
James: No, but I do help with one zoid. The pilot's the only person here that trusts me with their zoid.
S. Peters: Where did you find this man, James?
James: Here, down this hall way.
(They turn a corner and find the intruder.)
S. Peters: James, this is Doctor Layon. He was also invited.
(The team meets up with Layon)
Doc: What are you doing here, you old goat?
Layon: I came to see what the future in zoid battling holds.
Doc: You came to see what? That makes no sense.
Bit: Yeah! If you want to see the future of zoid battling you should look at me!
(All of them look at Bit with odd looks.)
Jamie: (muttering) what a whack job.
Layon: I'm looking for a new member for my team. These kids show promise so I decided to check them out. There's a battle going on right now and I'm thinking of hiring the pilot of the shadow fox.
(They look out the bullet proof, blue tinted, window. They see a shadow fox up against a shadow wolf. Both zoids look pretty beat up. The shadow fox aims its assault rifle and shoots at the wolf. The wolf fritzes out and the match is over.)
Bit: What did he shoot?
S. Peters: They aren't allowed to use real weapons so they shoot static electricity or electro magnetic pulses which short circuit the opposing zoid. They are also allowed to use small blades but most of the pilots prefer guns.
Bit: Well that's no fun. Where's the danger? The excitement? The-
S. Peters: When they get out and into their own teams.
Layon: Yes, you half witted twit. This is only a training facility. What would their parents think if their children died or worse, if their children killed someone?
Bit: Never thought about it that way.
Jamie: Wow! You think?!
Brad: On the occasion.
James: Well, I have to go. I'm expecting a shipment.
boy's voice: YOU CHEATED?
girl's voice: How did I cheat?
boy's voice: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU DID!
(They turn around to find three boys arguing with a girl. The boys are in vibrant yellow, tight shirts and matching pants. The girl is wearing a black, skin tight, T-shirt and black jeans. The boys stand there accusingly)
boy1: YOU CHEATED AND THAT'S THAT SO WE WANT OUR POINTS!
girl: Oh please. Command System Failure is not cheating, it's winning. Something I'm sure you don't do to often.
boy1: YOU COULDN'T HAVE WON. THE BATTLE DIDN'T EVEN LAST A MINUTE.
(James comes over and takes the girl's side.)
James: Isn't that what happened the other time's she battled you?
boy2: You stay out of this pip squeak! Or I'll pound you!
girl: Try it and you'll end up like your zoid!
boy3: no sissy girl's going to beat us!
girl: Funny, isn't that what I just did five minutes ago? Look, you're not worth this so James and I are leaving. By the way, James, the shipment's in, do you want to help or stand around.
James: Help.
(James and the girl leave. Dr. Layon, Dr. Torus and the blitz team stand there stunned.)
all 3 boys: COME BACK HERE CHEATER!!!!
(They run after them)
S. Peters: Well then, Dr. Layon, why don't we go down to the hanger and find your possibly new pilot.
(The whole group follows Sergeant Peters as he hobbles down the hall. They go down elevators until they reach a garage that's the size of two football fields. There are thousands of zoids there as they pass through the hanger.)
Bit: There must be a thousand zoids in here!
S. Peters: This is only half of them, the other half is on the other side of the battle arena. Ah, Dr. Layon, this is George, the pilot of the shadow fox.
(George jumps down from his zoid an shakes Dr. Layon's hand.)
S. Peters: George is the leader of the Street Fox team. George, where's your other team mates?
George: They have extra studies to do because they're missing work.
boy1...again: I AM SICK OF YOUR LYING!
girl: I'm not lying. You're just a sore loser.
( Sergeant Peters and the blitz team go to investigate the argument.)
boy1: There is no way that a girl could have beaten us. We're the best!
S. Peters: What is all of this?
boy2: She cheated and stole all of our exp. Points!
James: (coming from the back carrying a box) They lost and think that she cheated. They have no proof.
boy1: You should see our zoids! That's your proof!
girl: If it means that much to you then why don't we have a rematch?
boy3: Then you'll cheat again. No go!
boys1&2: Yeah!
S. Peters: I'll be the referee. If I se any cheating then the victim will get the other teams points. All of them.
boys: That sounds fair.
boy1: Fine then. You've got ten minutes to meet us in the battle arena or you forfeit all of your points!
James: She'll be there!
(The boys leave and Dr, Layon comes over)
Bit: What was that?
James: That's how we challenge each other. The more points you get the higher your rank is. They lost a lot of points so they're crying about it.
S. Peters: Kyoshi, was there any cheating?
Kyoshi: Of course not. I highly respect every battle I fight in and would never cheat. Besides, you don't need to cheat to beat those guys into the dirt. James could help me with this?
(James helps Kyoshi wash down her zoid. The blitz team then recognizes that her zoid was a white liger.
They stand there in awe. It looks like the Liger 0 but it somehow is different)
S. Peters: Dr. Torus, Dr. Layon, this is Kyoshina. She's our best pilot with over 3,000 exp points.
Lena: Is that a lot?
James: The average is about 200 so, yes that's extremely a lot.
S. Peters: She's what I wanted to show you. You can hire her and then the prize money will be coming in by the piles.
Kyoshi: I thought I told you that I'm only here to get an official education, not to get hired. (turns to blitz team) I'm sorry but I have no intention to be hired.
S. Peters: I know, but your talent shouldn't be wasted. You should really join a team.
(Kyoshi gets into her liger and prepares for battle)
Kyoshi: Maybe I'll think about it but my answer still stands. I'm NOT joining any team.
(Kyoshi rides out into the battle arena and the guests go to the viewing area.)
Kyoshi: Liger, I know I don't want to join a team. They think I'm crazy. You don't think that?
Liger: grr (no)
Kyoshi: Let's battle then!
(The battle was set. The white liger at one end and three battle cats at the other. )
S. Peters: The Roaring Thunder team vs. the Black Rose Team. 15 exp points are wagered. Ready.FIGHT!
(All three battle cats race towards the liger. They get to the wall and stop. The white liger was gone. It had raced around them and was behind them. They turned to attack again but their hind legs all were cut in half. The zoids fall leaving the white liger as the victor. The white liger walks towards the exit to the hanger)
S. Peters: I saw no cheating. Just really good maneuvering.
(The blitz team and Dr. Layon are in awe)
Bit: b-but that's impossible. No one can go that fast.
Doc: If we had her on our team we could win more battles in fewer time giving the zoids fewer injuries because the battle would be over before anyone could get them.
Layon: Not again! Torus will NOT get my girl again! She'll be on my team even if I have to kid nap her.
S. Peters: There will be no kidnapping. Why don't we go talk to her.
(The guests leave back down to the hanger only to find them arguing again)
Boy1: THAT DIDN'T COULNT! YOU CHEATED AGAIN
Boys 2&3: (chanting) cheater, cheater, cheater!
Kyoshi: Why does it matter? You didn't have any points for me anyway.
boy1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CHEATER!!
Kyoshi: I didn't take your points because I don't need them. Why don't you leave and tend to your zoids.
liger: grr grroar
Kyoshi: What? Oh, sir. I'm sorry that's probably cheating, not taking their points, it's just that I don't need them and they don't get very many if any at all, well not like I do.
boy3: See, told ya she cheated! Now we get all of her points!
Kyoshi: The deal was, if I cheated in the battle then you get all my points. If I were you I wouldn't say anything because he might make me take your points.
S. Peters: Run along boys. She's right. There was no cheating in that battle so go tend to your zoids.
(The boys run off. The white liger looked like it did before it went into battle. It didn't have a scratch on it or anything.)
Doc: How were you able to do that? Defeat them so quickly, I mean.
Kyoshi: (snaps her fingers and the liger lowers his tail) Spread. (The tail spread into six blades. Three blades on each side. The outside blades looked dull) I use my tail blades to cut the circuits on the back of their legs. Quick and easy.
James: It's like her trade mark move. Hey Kyoshi, do you want me to replace these blades?
Kyoshi: (looks up at the liger) Liger, what do you think?
Liger: grr, grroar, grr
Kyoshi: ha, ha, guess so. Thank you James.
(James sets to work on getting replacement blades and tools. Kyoshi turns back to Sergeant Peters)
Layon: How would you like to join my team?
Doc: WHAT! No, join the blitz team, pleeeaaase!
Jamie, Bit, and Brad: Doc! What are you thinking?
Lena: I think it will be nice having another girl member to the team.
Kyoshi: Thank you for your offers but I'm not joining any teams.
S. Peters: Why not, Kyoshi?
Kyoshi: Because.I just.can't. I'm sorry. (turns to James) James, I'll be in my room if you need me. Do you think you can handle this?
James: Yeah, sure, as long as he doesn't bite my hand off.
Kyoshi: (turns to liger) ha, ha, alright then, liger! No biting anyone's hands off!
(Kyoshi leaves.)
S. Peters: I'll talk to her some more. She'll be hired. I promise.
(A few minutes later, as Kyoshi's walking down the hall to her room, the liger starts acting up. He rears and roars like someone is trying to dissemble him. Kyoshi, feeling something's wrong, starts to panic and runs back)
The Blitz team was invited to an underground base which is a school for young zoid pilots. There they meet up with the principle, sergeant James Peters, an old war veteran who runs the school because he can't fight in real battles anymore. He walks around with a wooden cane and normally is assisted by the hot nurse, Ms. Roberson. They are standing in the middle of the entrance hall when our story begins.
S. Peters: Hello and thank you for coming. Doctor Taros I believe and this must be your team.
Doc: Yes, this is the greatest team of all time. The Blitz team!!!
S. Peters: Yes, well I suppose so.
Brad: So what's this secret that you keep saying is so cool. Is it a big wad of cash that your going to donate to us?
S. Peters: No, it's something much better.
Brad: What could be better then free money?
Doc: Now that's a good question.
S. Peters: I assure you that what I have in plan for you is much, much better then free money. But first, let me give you a tour of the school.
(They start walking down hallway after hallway. Listening to Sergeant Peters lecture on the different ranks and classes. They were just going by the lunch room when a boy addresses Sergeant Peters.)
boy: Sir! I heard we were having a tour today! Did you hear. I think our security system is broken.
S. Peters: Broken? How could it be, I checked it last weak.
boy: Yes, I know sir, but there's a strange man that looks like he just puffed a gallon of crack, snooping around the battle field.
Bit: Battle field? Now you've got my attention.
Lena: Oh, shut up Bit. Everyone here knows that you've been eying down the dessert bar ever since we entered the room.
Bit: Yeah, so?
S. Peters: Well, then James. I figure we best check it out. Doctor Torus, if you'd follow me.
Doc: Who would want to break into a school?
James: Some thieves think that this is some sort of hidden treasure pit because it's hidden underground. We get some attacks but no one has made it inside.
Bit: Who are you?
James: I'm James Peterson. I live here with my father who is the mechanic for all the zoids. I go to school here while my father works.
Lena: How cute! Do you work on the zoids with your father?
James: No, but I do help with one zoid. The pilot's the only person here that trusts me with their zoid.
S. Peters: Where did you find this man, James?
James: Here, down this hall way.
(They turn a corner and find the intruder.)
S. Peters: James, this is Doctor Layon. He was also invited.
(The team meets up with Layon)
Doc: What are you doing here, you old goat?
Layon: I came to see what the future in zoid battling holds.
Doc: You came to see what? That makes no sense.
Bit: Yeah! If you want to see the future of zoid battling you should look at me!
(All of them look at Bit with odd looks.)
Jamie: (muttering) what a whack job.
Layon: I'm looking for a new member for my team. These kids show promise so I decided to check them out. There's a battle going on right now and I'm thinking of hiring the pilot of the shadow fox.
(They look out the bullet proof, blue tinted, window. They see a shadow fox up against a shadow wolf. Both zoids look pretty beat up. The shadow fox aims its assault rifle and shoots at the wolf. The wolf fritzes out and the match is over.)
Bit: What did he shoot?
S. Peters: They aren't allowed to use real weapons so they shoot static electricity or electro magnetic pulses which short circuit the opposing zoid. They are also allowed to use small blades but most of the pilots prefer guns.
Bit: Well that's no fun. Where's the danger? The excitement? The-
S. Peters: When they get out and into their own teams.
Layon: Yes, you half witted twit. This is only a training facility. What would their parents think if their children died or worse, if their children killed someone?
Bit: Never thought about it that way.
Jamie: Wow! You think?!
Brad: On the occasion.
James: Well, I have to go. I'm expecting a shipment.
boy's voice: YOU CHEATED?
girl's voice: How did I cheat?
boy's voice: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU DID!
(They turn around to find three boys arguing with a girl. The boys are in vibrant yellow, tight shirts and matching pants. The girl is wearing a black, skin tight, T-shirt and black jeans. The boys stand there accusingly)
boy1: YOU CHEATED AND THAT'S THAT SO WE WANT OUR POINTS!
girl: Oh please. Command System Failure is not cheating, it's winning. Something I'm sure you don't do to often.
boy1: YOU COULDN'T HAVE WON. THE BATTLE DIDN'T EVEN LAST A MINUTE.
(James comes over and takes the girl's side.)
James: Isn't that what happened the other time's she battled you?
boy2: You stay out of this pip squeak! Or I'll pound you!
girl: Try it and you'll end up like your zoid!
boy3: no sissy girl's going to beat us!
girl: Funny, isn't that what I just did five minutes ago? Look, you're not worth this so James and I are leaving. By the way, James, the shipment's in, do you want to help or stand around.
James: Help.
(James and the girl leave. Dr. Layon, Dr. Torus and the blitz team stand there stunned.)
all 3 boys: COME BACK HERE CHEATER!!!!
(They run after them)
S. Peters: Well then, Dr. Layon, why don't we go down to the hanger and find your possibly new pilot.
(The whole group follows Sergeant Peters as he hobbles down the hall. They go down elevators until they reach a garage that's the size of two football fields. There are thousands of zoids there as they pass through the hanger.)
Bit: There must be a thousand zoids in here!
S. Peters: This is only half of them, the other half is on the other side of the battle arena. Ah, Dr. Layon, this is George, the pilot of the shadow fox.
(George jumps down from his zoid an shakes Dr. Layon's hand.)
S. Peters: George is the leader of the Street Fox team. George, where's your other team mates?
George: They have extra studies to do because they're missing work.
boy1...again: I AM SICK OF YOUR LYING!
girl: I'm not lying. You're just a sore loser.
( Sergeant Peters and the blitz team go to investigate the argument.)
boy1: There is no way that a girl could have beaten us. We're the best!
S. Peters: What is all of this?
boy2: She cheated and stole all of our exp. Points!
James: (coming from the back carrying a box) They lost and think that she cheated. They have no proof.
boy1: You should see our zoids! That's your proof!
girl: If it means that much to you then why don't we have a rematch?
boy3: Then you'll cheat again. No go!
boys1&2: Yeah!
S. Peters: I'll be the referee. If I se any cheating then the victim will get the other teams points. All of them.
boys: That sounds fair.
boy1: Fine then. You've got ten minutes to meet us in the battle arena or you forfeit all of your points!
James: She'll be there!
(The boys leave and Dr, Layon comes over)
Bit: What was that?
James: That's how we challenge each other. The more points you get the higher your rank is. They lost a lot of points so they're crying about it.
S. Peters: Kyoshi, was there any cheating?
Kyoshi: Of course not. I highly respect every battle I fight in and would never cheat. Besides, you don't need to cheat to beat those guys into the dirt. James could help me with this?
(James helps Kyoshi wash down her zoid. The blitz team then recognizes that her zoid was a white liger.
They stand there in awe. It looks like the Liger 0 but it somehow is different)
S. Peters: Dr. Torus, Dr. Layon, this is Kyoshina. She's our best pilot with over 3,000 exp points.
Lena: Is that a lot?
James: The average is about 200 so, yes that's extremely a lot.
S. Peters: She's what I wanted to show you. You can hire her and then the prize money will be coming in by the piles.
Kyoshi: I thought I told you that I'm only here to get an official education, not to get hired. (turns to blitz team) I'm sorry but I have no intention to be hired.
S. Peters: I know, but your talent shouldn't be wasted. You should really join a team.
(Kyoshi gets into her liger and prepares for battle)
Kyoshi: Maybe I'll think about it but my answer still stands. I'm NOT joining any team.
(Kyoshi rides out into the battle arena and the guests go to the viewing area.)
Kyoshi: Liger, I know I don't want to join a team. They think I'm crazy. You don't think that?
Liger: grr (no)
Kyoshi: Let's battle then!
(The battle was set. The white liger at one end and three battle cats at the other. )
S. Peters: The Roaring Thunder team vs. the Black Rose Team. 15 exp points are wagered. Ready.FIGHT!
(All three battle cats race towards the liger. They get to the wall and stop. The white liger was gone. It had raced around them and was behind them. They turned to attack again but their hind legs all were cut in half. The zoids fall leaving the white liger as the victor. The white liger walks towards the exit to the hanger)
S. Peters: I saw no cheating. Just really good maneuvering.
(The blitz team and Dr. Layon are in awe)
Bit: b-but that's impossible. No one can go that fast.
Doc: If we had her on our team we could win more battles in fewer time giving the zoids fewer injuries because the battle would be over before anyone could get them.
Layon: Not again! Torus will NOT get my girl again! She'll be on my team even if I have to kid nap her.
S. Peters: There will be no kidnapping. Why don't we go talk to her.
(The guests leave back down to the hanger only to find them arguing again)
Boy1: THAT DIDN'T COULNT! YOU CHEATED AGAIN
Boys 2&3: (chanting) cheater, cheater, cheater!
Kyoshi: Why does it matter? You didn't have any points for me anyway.
boy1: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? CHEATER!!
Kyoshi: I didn't take your points because I don't need them. Why don't you leave and tend to your zoids.
liger: grr grroar
Kyoshi: What? Oh, sir. I'm sorry that's probably cheating, not taking their points, it's just that I don't need them and they don't get very many if any at all, well not like I do.
boy3: See, told ya she cheated! Now we get all of her points!
Kyoshi: The deal was, if I cheated in the battle then you get all my points. If I were you I wouldn't say anything because he might make me take your points.
S. Peters: Run along boys. She's right. There was no cheating in that battle so go tend to your zoids.
(The boys run off. The white liger looked like it did before it went into battle. It didn't have a scratch on it or anything.)
Doc: How were you able to do that? Defeat them so quickly, I mean.
Kyoshi: (snaps her fingers and the liger lowers his tail) Spread. (The tail spread into six blades. Three blades on each side. The outside blades looked dull) I use my tail blades to cut the circuits on the back of their legs. Quick and easy.
James: It's like her trade mark move. Hey Kyoshi, do you want me to replace these blades?
Kyoshi: (looks up at the liger) Liger, what do you think?
Liger: grr, grroar, grr
Kyoshi: ha, ha, guess so. Thank you James.
(James sets to work on getting replacement blades and tools. Kyoshi turns back to Sergeant Peters)
Layon: How would you like to join my team?
Doc: WHAT! No, join the blitz team, pleeeaaase!
Jamie, Bit, and Brad: Doc! What are you thinking?
Lena: I think it will be nice having another girl member to the team.
Kyoshi: Thank you for your offers but I'm not joining any teams.
S. Peters: Why not, Kyoshi?
Kyoshi: Because.I just.can't. I'm sorry. (turns to James) James, I'll be in my room if you need me. Do you think you can handle this?
James: Yeah, sure, as long as he doesn't bite my hand off.
Kyoshi: (turns to liger) ha, ha, alright then, liger! No biting anyone's hands off!
(Kyoshi leaves.)
S. Peters: I'll talk to her some more. She'll be hired. I promise.
(A few minutes later, as Kyoshi's walking down the hall to her room, the liger starts acting up. He rears and roars like someone is trying to dissemble him. Kyoshi, feeling something's wrong, starts to panic and runs back)