Protector of the Three Worlds
shelli: al how did the appointment with the sugar high doctor go?
Al: tried to knock me out with a hammer and I threw him out the window
shelli: AGAIN!?!
Al: Yap
shelli: All right that means no hiuke.
Al: What he tried to hit me with a hammer I was defending myself
shelli: I mean it unless you want me to borrow kagome's bow and arrows
Al: Okay okay no Hiuke
shelli: the hammer was to knock so sense
Al: Oh I didn't no that ::sits down on couch and thinks::
shelli: (changes appearance and now is a psychiatrist) now please tell me when this problem began (adjusts glasses)
Al: I'm okay I'm okay truly
shelli: no need to be shy (write down something on evaluation review)
Al: ::shudders violently:: ::eyes roll back in head:: ::falls down unconscious::
shelli: now what is your intake on sugar? (hears no response and looks up to see al unconscious) um... oh dear
Al: ::shudders::
shelli: (changes back into shelli) hey what happen to al?
Al: ::shudders violently and doesn't stop::
shelli: Oh god (looks around nervously) BOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(botan appears) botan: yes shelli-sama? shelli: I need you to (whispers in botans ear) go get hiuke NOW!!!
Al: ::squirms on floor:: ::starts shaking even more::
shelli: (picks up a fire poker and starts poking al)
shelli: al, al wake up hiuke is coming to see you
Al: ::hits fire poker:: ::starts fighting air::
shelli: (sweatdrops) um al you can stop the doctor is gone
Al: ::shudders even more:
Botan comes back with Hiuke
shelli: BOTAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
Al: ::jumps up hugs Hiuke:: HIUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli:-(glares at botan and asking menacingly) botan where were you?
Botan: I couldn't find Hiuke ::botan stutters and runs for life::
shelli: gets some arrows and string her bow and aims at botan)
Al: YEAH BOTAN TORTURING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::starts jumping around cheering::
shelli: bye bye botan ( lets arrow go and hit target)
(can see an distant object yell OUCH! and fall off her oar)
Al:Almost BULLSEYE HITS THE TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: ( takes out voting poll)
Yusuke/kagome--- 1
Hiei/kagome--- 0
kurama/kagome--- 0
shelli: Somebody vote for kurama and kagome
Al:someone betta vote for my hiei
shelli: u have hiuke
Al: I no but I still pity hiei
shelli: (glares at al and brings bow and arrows back out)
Al: okay fine I won't say a thin ::cowers in corner of room::
shelli: (SMIRKS and then says sweetly with innocence) can everyone form the cast come out here
Al: ::shudders violently in the corner she hides in::
shelli (smirks with evil glint in her eyes)
Al: ::covers eyes::
shelli: (sees everyone come out and saw al in the corner) al what ever is wrong?
Al: your scary shelli
shelli: (whispers only so al can hear) so I am, am I? you better not tell the casts what I am up to then.
Al: okay ::runs out of room to her bedroom and locks door::
Al: I'm going to do my homework!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: okay you go do that ( turns back to the casts) now about you guys....
(al sees that everyone maybe in trouble)
Al: ::Al stays in room looking at them but doesn't do a thing::
(al hears a bunch of noise)
Al: ::Al stays in room::
Al: ::Al doesn't move throughout the whole thing::
shelli (whisper for only the casts to hear) this is a surprise for her so she must not know all right? (the casts all nod looking towards al's room)
Al: ::Al moves allot of things in front of door::
Al: ::Al says over and over again mommy::
shelli: al can you please come out now we have a story to write its not gonna appear on its own
Al: fine ::moves everything away from door unlocks door and comes down stairs::
Shelli and all casts members: Surprise!!!
Al: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(they all move out of the way to show Hiuke)
Al: ::Al jumps in surprise::
Al: Yeah Hiuke ::glomps Hiuke::
shelli: al you better thank our reviewers cause I made a different deal with botan that if she let you have hiuke she could keep kurama until ten reviews and only two for you to get hiuke back
shelli: (sighs) I miss kurama
Al: I LOVE EVERYONE AND ALL YOU REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: now al what are we going to do now?
Al: DESCLAIMER AND GIVE YOU KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelli: (pushes al out onto stage) do the disclaimer
Al: ::shakes with nervousness:: can't kurama do it please ::says in small squeaky voice::
A: we do not own any yu yu hakusho people or inuyasha we only own the characters we make up bye::Runs off stage::
Chapter 2: Trouble is on the horizon
Recap:
~Spirit World~
A Kagome awoke elsewhere Koenma the son of Lord Enma was franticly yelled "Botan we have a problem get Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei in here NOW!"
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Koenma tapped his small fingers impatiently on his desk awaiting the arrival of the rekai team. Botan arrived in front of Yusuke, "Koenma wants you guys now, and I will open a portal and get everyone else."
Yusuke was about to say, "But, Botan I have a date with keiko..."
Botan said seriously, "Yusuke this is emergency! Now go!"
Yusuke stuff his hands in his pockets and grumbled, "fine."
A portal appeared and Yusuke walked through to Koenma's office.
"What do ya want toddler," yelled a very irritated yusuke after everyone else arrived.
Koenma glared at Yusuke and said gravely, "I have something important for you to do."
"What," asked Kurama.
"Hn," was (of course) Hiei's reply.
Koenma stood up and changed into his teenage form and said , "I need you to find Kagome Hirguarshi."
"Who is she and what do you want with her," asked the baka Kuwabara.
Koenma snapped at Kuwabara, "You idiot just shut up! Now I need you to find her and bring her here my father and I must talk with her."
"Okay, cool it toddler," Yusuke said.
Koenma glared at Yusuke and said, "Yusuke shut up and listen to me. I will not tolerate your insolence and stupidity. I am Koenma and you will respect me in Kagome-sama's presence."
"Kagome-sama," Yusuke choked at that.
"Yes Kagome-sama she is older than I," Koenma said.
Everyone eyes bulged out but Hiei's, "What," they all yelled except for Hiei. (AN: kagome is now like 520 years old so I guess we made koenma's age a little different) (yes that is true lol)
Botan appeared and said, "Koenma-sama Kagome-sama just reunited with her family, are you sure you want to bug her just yet?"
Koenma sighed and said, "I have no choice."
"Okay, I'll I create a portal to her home," Botan sighed while saying that.
Kurama asked quickly, "Koenma-sama by any chance is kagome-sama the...." Koenma snapped to attention and said quickly, "Yes kurama I will explain later."
"Okay Koenma," said Kurama. Botan opened a portal to the Higurashi shrine so everyone could go there without breaking a sweat.
~ The shrine~
Kagome woke early in the morning with a sense of dread. She brushed her teeth, took a shower, and then went downstairs to eat breakfast. When she entered the kitchen a fuzz ball of red fur tackled her. Kagome said startled, "Shippou!"
Shippou smiled and said, "Okaa-san..." but trailed off at seeing her frown.
"What's wrong Okaa-san," asked shippou.
Kagome faked a cheerful smile and said sweetly, "Nothing is wrong sweetheart." Sango and Miroku looked at her and recognized the fake cheerfulness upon their nee-chan's face.
"Okay Okaa-san," Shippo said happily.
at the silence sango spoke up and asked kagome, "Have you sensed anything different kagome-neechan?"
"No," Kagome answered thankful for the change of subject.
Miroku spoke up and said, "The lovely Sango and I sensed a problem with the barrier this morning." Miroku's hand slowly approached Sango's bottom and groped her. Crash!!!!!!! Miroku was thrown into the wall across the room from sango.
Suddenly a bunch of energy appeared and Kagome recognized it as Botan's Portal, she gave a heavy sigh.
Sango dusted her hands off and noticed kagome sigh, "What is wrong Kagome?"
"Everyone Botan appeared it seems spirit world needs our assistance," Kagome said without emotion.
Everyone filed out of the front door and there was Botan with 4 boys, with was thought to be spirit detectives. "Botan, what's going on and why did you bring the spirit detectives," questioned Kagome with no emotion.
Botan fidgeted and said, "Koenma-sama and Enma-sama need to see you Kagome-sama."
"Okay, let me just get some stuff," Kagome said as she went inside to get her weapons from her weaponry.
Sango and Miroku looked at Botan gravely as Miroku asked, "Botan is it serious?"
"I believe so," Botan answered as she looked at the ground. Sango and Miroku sighed heavily and looked at each other. "We will also need to get some stuff," Miroku said for both of them.
Kagome came back out of the house and noticed the four boys and asked, "Botan introduce us in spirit world."
"Okay," Botan answered. Kagome picked up shippou and held him in her arms as they waited for the others. Kagome wore a battle kimono with a silver dragon and the color was black and her weapons were small and were made into a bracelet.
They heard a crash from in the house and Sango yell, "HENTAI!!!"
Kagome sighed and said, "Not again!"
"He will never learn will he," Kagome muttered under her breath.
"Botan I think we will need someone to pick him up Botan and its not me or Sango," Kagome said to Botan.
Sango said, "Houshi-sama if you dare do that again I swear you will wish you were the pinned to the tree not inuyasha!" Kagome stopped and glared at Sango. Sango turned and realized what she said.
Sango said apologetically, "Kagome oh my god I am so sorry!"
Kagome said emotionlessly, "Think nothing of it." Kagome turned her back to everyone and did not talk.
"Lets just leave already," Kagome said emotionlessly, while inside she was hurting so much. She thought, 'it shouldn't hurt so much I have seen him occasionally when going to the spirit world him and kikyo were given a second chance.'
'It still hurts I wish it didn't' Kagome thought while they walked through the portal to Koenma's office.
"Hello Kagome-sama," Koenma said while bowing low to her.
Kagome bowed back and said, "koenma-sama where is your father?"
"He's in his study like he usually is, follow me," Konema said while leaving the room.
Everyone followed Koenma as they walked down the lengthy corridors of the spirit world. King Enma sensed their presence and said, "Koenma bring them in."
"Okay father," Koenma said while walking in with Everyone.
The rekai team gasped because the have never met King Enma. Botan hissed at the four and whispered, "Address lord Enma respectfully."
Kagome ignored the rekai and asked Enma, "Enma-sama you know that you should only call upon if it is important."
Enma said seriously, "The barrier has been destroyed."
Kagome's head shot up and she grounded out, "It took me 50 years to create that and I have guarded it and the three worlds for the past 450 years."
Enma cleared his throat and said, " I know that, but now we are strong and can use the help of the rekai team and others form the three worlds."
kagome answered emotionlessly, "What is two humans, a kitsune and fire apparition going to do?"
"Their going to protect you from danger," Enma answered simply.
Shippou's eyes started to water and he sniffled, but Kagome's hearing has gotten better and she turns and seeing shippou crying. Kagome realized that she said , "What good would a kitsune do?" She rushed to shippou. "What's wrong," Kagome whispered while hugging shippou.
Shippou looked at her and said, "You don't think I have help okaa- san?"
Kagome said, "Sweetheart you have help out I am sorry you know I get detached sometimes."
"Okay Okaa-san," Shippou said while snuggling close to her chest.
Enma saw this and smiled, but said, "Kagome I know you sensed this was going to happen now would be a good time to explain it to me."
"The Barriers of the worlds will destroy and I will die," Kagome whispered.
Enma gasped and asked, "Why?" Kagome took an intake of breath and said, "I used most of my life energy to create a stability to the barriers."
keonma noticed the others were sitting here bored and asked, "Father wouldn't it be a good idea to discuss this after each of them as shared their story?"
"Okay," Enma answered.
Botan floated in on her oar and said, "Enma-sama Inuyasha and Kikyo are here."
"Good now lets start, you first Kagome," said Enma.
Kagome looked up at Enma glaring and said, "Enma you dare bring those two in my presence when you now my circumstances concerning them!"
"Sorry Kagome but we need them," Enma said while Kagome gave him a death glare.
Kagome glared at him more and said, "I need to get this off the chest first."
"Okay," Enma responded as comply as he could.
Kagome turned on Inuyasha and said calmly, "Inuyasha for the past 500 years alls I have done is mourn over you day after day. I loved and you went with her kikyo who is not my incarnation might I add but my great great great great great aunt."
Inuyasha squirmed and said, "hey wench you can't tell me this now."
Kagome glared at him and said, "yes I can you mutt. I am the reincarnation of Midoriko the creator of the jewel. Who might I add was a lot better than Kikyo. I hate to say this, but I still consider you my friend and kikyo's family so there is nothing I can do about that."
Inuyasha then replied, "Wench I don't care."
Kagome breathing was rapid and then kikyo said, "Inuyasha I never want to hear you speak to my great great great great great niece like that again."
Kagome turned to kikyo and said, "What?"
Kikyo smiled sincerely and said, "Your my family there's nothing I can do about that, you helped when I was once tainted and I thank you for that. Now I am once as I was an I am glad."
Inuyasha shut up and said, "Feh wenches!"
Kikyo glared at inuyasha and Kagome smirked and yelled, "Inuyasha! SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha smirked and said cockily, "Hey wench that doesn't work......." he hit the ground cursing and you could hear a muffled, "Shit!"
The rekai turned to Enma and he saw their question look. Enma said, "Kagome now you maybe start your story."
Kagome nodded and said, "Well it all start when I chased my cat into the well house....."
Al: Shelli I made a deal and Kurama is all yours
Shelli: YAY!!!!
(glomps kurama)
Al: How much do ya like ::leans forward::
Shelli: I like I like I like I like :::::jumps around from too...... much sugar:::::::
Al: Shelli ::nervous laugh:: I think we need to get the doctor ::backs away slowly to get the phone::
shelli: NO!!!!!! (grabs the phone and turns into the psychiatrist)
Al: Okay I won't ::sweat drop::
Shelli: oh dear I forgot to ask on your evaluation review how much is your sugar intake?
Al: so far only one popsicle and a bag of ramen ::goes into dream world::
Shelli: (changes back into shelli) I HAD 25 new york peppermint patties YAY!!!! :::::jumps around singing "Oh happy joy joy, oh happy happy joy I love new york peppermint patties.":::::::
Al: ::blink:: sugar high authoress ::sighs:: ::puts hand on head:: I have a migraine
Shelli: Al do you have any more peppermint patties????????
Al: No I never had any ::blink:: ::blink::
(jumps round to each cast member asking, "Where did all my peppermint patties go?")
Al: ::sits down on the coach next to Hiuke:: So how long do ya think this will last Hiuke?
Hiuke: I don't no but I think along time ::sighs::
Shelli: Where is Kurama?????????????? ( sobs, "I want kurama and peppermint patties..................")
Al: fan girls at the school are attacking Kurama ::points to school::
Shelli: (runs to the school bashing all the fan girls) Kurama is MINE!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::laughs:: that never gets old ::holds onto Hiuke for support::
Shelli: (hits more fan girls) Keep your hands off him you hussies!!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::blink:: should we help her ::blink::
Yusuke: Nope ::watches with amusement:: shelli: (takes out bow and arrows)
Al: This is getting scary ::covers eyes::
shelli: (laughs wildly and strings flaming arrows to the bow and point at Yusuke) Die you!!!!
Al: I not even looking ::eyes are still covered::
Al: Whom is she pointing the bow at??
Kurama: Yusuke
shelli: Yusuke you must die!!!!
Al: Shelli please don't use sound effects it's just scary plain scary.
shelli: (sees kurama and losses attention on the flaming arrows as her hand slips and all arrows shot off)
Al: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::ducks and covers::
Yusuke: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::I got an arrow in my butt::
Kurama: Watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Arrow barely misses head:
shelli: KURAMA!!!!!!!! :;;;;;glomps kurama::::::::: be my Sugar Pie Huny bun sugar pie huny bun!!!!
Hiei: Hn ::runs in a tree::
Al: Her mood swings are scary ::scratches back of head:: ::looking at Shelli and Kurama::
Shelli: ::::::::glares at al::::::::::::: Al may I ask you something?
Al: Yes ::gulps:: ::hides behind Yusuke::
Shelli: Why is hiuke on fire? ::::blinks innocently::::
Al: Ah!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs to Hiuke with a fire extinguisher::
Shelli: ::::::points flaming arrows at Yusuke and shoots it at him:::::
Al: ::Huike's fire is out:: poor baby ::cradles Hiuke's head to her chest::
shelli: bye yusuke
::::::::cackles and this time a rubber mallet appears in her hands:::::::
Al: ::Grabs bandages and takes care of Hiuke's wounds:: my poor Hiuke.
Al: ::cradles Hiuke's head to her breast:: ::he snuggles closer::
shelli: :::::::jumps around bopping all cast members on the head::::::: PERVERT!!!!!!!! ::::::hits hiuke:::::::::
Al: ::cries:: DON'T HIT MY HIUKE AND HE CAN DO THAT TO ME ALL HE WANTS ::holds Hiuke's head to breast:: but thank you anyways for caring.
shelli: ::::hits al's head::::::
Al: Ow what was that for ::still cradling Hiukes head:: ::and he snuggles closer::
Al: ::looks lovingly at Hiuke::
shelli: Cause your being mean ::::::::::starts sobbing::::::: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: What???? ::sniff:: what did I do ::sniff:: I'm just taking care of Hiuke ::sniff::
(the ground starts shaking and cracking open)
Shelli: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all the casts yell: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::puts Hiuke's head on coach and walks to Shelli:: what's wrong ::takes care of Shelli::
Shelli: MOMMY!!!!!!!! (lightening hits hiuke)
Al: ::does not put head to breast:: ::brings her to Kurama and gives her food::
Al: Shhh its okay Shelli I won't let him do that anymore I promise
Al: Shelli calm down you have kurama to take care of you and me
Shelli: I WANT MY MOMMY NOW!!!!! ( the earth rumbles and flames are falling from the sky and one catches hiuke on fire)
Al: Shhhh Shelli Mommies here ::starts acting like her mom and takes care of her::
Shelli's Mom: Where is my daughter? ( the earth quakes and hiuke on the couch falls into the pits of hell)
Al: Over here!!!!!!!!! ::brings shelli's mom over to shelli::
Al: Shelli, Your Mommies here ::holds Shelli's hand::
Shelli: Mommy??
Shelli's Mommy: Yes my baby who did this to you?
Shelli: (points to every one of the cast member and hiuke if he was there)
Al: HIUKE GET YOU BUTT DOWN HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Al turning red in the face with anger::
Hiuke: ::Hiuke comes running down stairs:: Yes Al
Hiuke: ::starts apologizing like crazy::
shelli: it was him!!! :::::points to hiuke::::::
Al: Bad Hiuke no huggy for you ::wages finger::
shelli's mommy: YOU did this!!! :::::points a finger a the ground beneath hiuke and he falls into the depths of hell:::::
Al: I don't have a boyfriend any more ::starts crying::
Al: I wish I had another boyfriend ::sighs:: this always happens to me.
Al: All my boyfriends end up in the depths of hell for some reason
Al: well not all of them
shelli: :::::::blinks in confusion and shelli's mommy disappears::::::::: al what is wrong?
Al: my boyfriend just died
Al: You mom killed him for hurting you
Al: ::sighs:: I wish I had another boyfriend ::sighs::
shelli: um...... al mom has been on vacation
Al: Well someone put him in hell
shelli: did this mom of mine make the earth rumble??
Al: Yes
shelli: hold on a sec :::::: glares at the cast and yells:::::::: SHIPPOU GET UR LITTLE FUZZ BALL BUTT OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: Shippou didn't did he SHIPPO YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR PUTTING MY BOYFRIEND IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: ::::::::::takes out bow and arrows and shoots a freezing spell at shippou:::::
Al: ::Beats up Shippo::
Al: ::Almost kills Shippo but is pulled away my yu yu gang::
Al: LET ME KILL HIM ::tries to get out of yu yu gang grasp::
shelli: ::::;summons a resurrection spell:::::: I summon thee hiuke become alive again ::::::Hiuke appears before everyone naked:::::::
Al: HIUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Glomps Hiuke:: ::wags finger:: and no cuddling against my chest unless you want to die again
(all the girls turn red and turn away)
shelli: um.......... al look at hiuke up and down
Al: oops ::turns around and runs out of room::
Al: ::blushes::
shelli: I feel so tired :::;yawn:::::::::: kagome you should me too many new powers ::::::::faints:::::::
Al: ::runs to Shelli's side and puts her to bed:: That's all for now, remember to review
Al: ::smiles:: ::waves:: Bye everyone
Al: ::frowns:: I SAID BYE THAT MEANS THE STORY IS OVER GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelli: ::::screams in her sleep::::: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: al how did the appointment with the sugar high doctor go?
Al: tried to knock me out with a hammer and I threw him out the window
shelli: AGAIN!?!
Al: Yap
shelli: All right that means no hiuke.
Al: What he tried to hit me with a hammer I was defending myself
shelli: I mean it unless you want me to borrow kagome's bow and arrows
Al: Okay okay no Hiuke
shelli: the hammer was to knock so sense
Al: Oh I didn't no that ::sits down on couch and thinks::
shelli: (changes appearance and now is a psychiatrist) now please tell me when this problem began (adjusts glasses)
Al: I'm okay I'm okay truly
shelli: no need to be shy (write down something on evaluation review)
Al: ::shudders violently:: ::eyes roll back in head:: ::falls down unconscious::
shelli: now what is your intake on sugar? (hears no response and looks up to see al unconscious) um... oh dear
Al: ::shudders::
shelli: (changes back into shelli) hey what happen to al?
Al: ::shudders violently and doesn't stop::
shelli: Oh god (looks around nervously) BOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(botan appears) botan: yes shelli-sama? shelli: I need you to (whispers in botans ear) go get hiuke NOW!!!
Al: ::squirms on floor:: ::starts shaking even more::
shelli: (picks up a fire poker and starts poking al)
shelli: al, al wake up hiuke is coming to see you
Al: ::hits fire poker:: ::starts fighting air::
shelli: (sweatdrops) um al you can stop the doctor is gone
Al: ::shudders even more:
Botan comes back with Hiuke
shelli: BOTAN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
Al: ::jumps up hugs Hiuke:: HIUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli:-(glares at botan and asking menacingly) botan where were you?
Botan: I couldn't find Hiuke ::botan stutters and runs for life::
shelli: gets some arrows and string her bow and aims at botan)
Al: YEAH BOTAN TORTURING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::starts jumping around cheering::
shelli: bye bye botan ( lets arrow go and hit target)
(can see an distant object yell OUCH! and fall off her oar)
Al:Almost BULLSEYE HITS THE TARGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: ( takes out voting poll)
Yusuke/kagome--- 1
Hiei/kagome--- 0
kurama/kagome--- 0
shelli: Somebody vote for kurama and kagome
Al:someone betta vote for my hiei
shelli: u have hiuke
Al: I no but I still pity hiei
shelli: (glares at al and brings bow and arrows back out)
Al: okay fine I won't say a thin ::cowers in corner of room::
shelli: (SMIRKS and then says sweetly with innocence) can everyone form the cast come out here
Al: ::shudders violently in the corner she hides in::
shelli (smirks with evil glint in her eyes)
Al: ::covers eyes::
shelli: (sees everyone come out and saw al in the corner) al what ever is wrong?
Al: your scary shelli
shelli: (whispers only so al can hear) so I am, am I? you better not tell the casts what I am up to then.
Al: okay ::runs out of room to her bedroom and locks door::
Al: I'm going to do my homework!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: okay you go do that ( turns back to the casts) now about you guys....
(al sees that everyone maybe in trouble)
Al: ::Al stays in room looking at them but doesn't do a thing::
(al hears a bunch of noise)
Al: ::Al stays in room::
Al: ::Al doesn't move throughout the whole thing::
shelli (whisper for only the casts to hear) this is a surprise for her so she must not know all right? (the casts all nod looking towards al's room)
Al: ::Al moves allot of things in front of door::
Al: ::Al says over and over again mommy::
shelli: al can you please come out now we have a story to write its not gonna appear on its own
Al: fine ::moves everything away from door unlocks door and comes down stairs::
Shelli and all casts members: Surprise!!!
Al: What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(they all move out of the way to show Hiuke)
Al: ::Al jumps in surprise::
Al: Yeah Hiuke ::glomps Hiuke::
shelli: al you better thank our reviewers cause I made a different deal with botan that if she let you have hiuke she could keep kurama until ten reviews and only two for you to get hiuke back
shelli: (sighs) I miss kurama
Al: I LOVE EVERYONE AND ALL YOU REVIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: now al what are we going to do now?
Al: DESCLAIMER AND GIVE YOU KURAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelli: (pushes al out onto stage) do the disclaimer
Al: ::shakes with nervousness:: can't kurama do it please ::says in small squeaky voice::
A: we do not own any yu yu hakusho people or inuyasha we only own the characters we make up bye::Runs off stage::
Chapter 2: Trouble is on the horizon
Recap:
~Spirit World~
A Kagome awoke elsewhere Koenma the son of Lord Enma was franticly yelled "Botan we have a problem get Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei in here NOW!"
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Koenma tapped his small fingers impatiently on his desk awaiting the arrival of the rekai team. Botan arrived in front of Yusuke, "Koenma wants you guys now, and I will open a portal and get everyone else."
Yusuke was about to say, "But, Botan I have a date with keiko..."
Botan said seriously, "Yusuke this is emergency! Now go!"
Yusuke stuff his hands in his pockets and grumbled, "fine."
A portal appeared and Yusuke walked through to Koenma's office.
"What do ya want toddler," yelled a very irritated yusuke after everyone else arrived.
Koenma glared at Yusuke and said gravely, "I have something important for you to do."
"What," asked Kurama.
"Hn," was (of course) Hiei's reply.
Koenma stood up and changed into his teenage form and said , "I need you to find Kagome Hirguarshi."
"Who is she and what do you want with her," asked the baka Kuwabara.
Koenma snapped at Kuwabara, "You idiot just shut up! Now I need you to find her and bring her here my father and I must talk with her."
"Okay, cool it toddler," Yusuke said.
Koenma glared at Yusuke and said, "Yusuke shut up and listen to me. I will not tolerate your insolence and stupidity. I am Koenma and you will respect me in Kagome-sama's presence."
"Kagome-sama," Yusuke choked at that.
"Yes Kagome-sama she is older than I," Koenma said.
Everyone eyes bulged out but Hiei's, "What," they all yelled except for Hiei. (AN: kagome is now like 520 years old so I guess we made koenma's age a little different) (yes that is true lol)
Botan appeared and said, "Koenma-sama Kagome-sama just reunited with her family, are you sure you want to bug her just yet?"
Koenma sighed and said, "I have no choice."
"Okay, I'll I create a portal to her home," Botan sighed while saying that.
Kurama asked quickly, "Koenma-sama by any chance is kagome-sama the...." Koenma snapped to attention and said quickly, "Yes kurama I will explain later."
"Okay Koenma," said Kurama. Botan opened a portal to the Higurashi shrine so everyone could go there without breaking a sweat.
~ The shrine~
Kagome woke early in the morning with a sense of dread. She brushed her teeth, took a shower, and then went downstairs to eat breakfast. When she entered the kitchen a fuzz ball of red fur tackled her. Kagome said startled, "Shippou!"
Shippou smiled and said, "Okaa-san..." but trailed off at seeing her frown.
"What's wrong Okaa-san," asked shippou.
Kagome faked a cheerful smile and said sweetly, "Nothing is wrong sweetheart." Sango and Miroku looked at her and recognized the fake cheerfulness upon their nee-chan's face.
"Okay Okaa-san," Shippo said happily.
at the silence sango spoke up and asked kagome, "Have you sensed anything different kagome-neechan?"
"No," Kagome answered thankful for the change of subject.
Miroku spoke up and said, "The lovely Sango and I sensed a problem with the barrier this morning." Miroku's hand slowly approached Sango's bottom and groped her. Crash!!!!!!! Miroku was thrown into the wall across the room from sango.
Suddenly a bunch of energy appeared and Kagome recognized it as Botan's Portal, she gave a heavy sigh.
Sango dusted her hands off and noticed kagome sigh, "What is wrong Kagome?"
"Everyone Botan appeared it seems spirit world needs our assistance," Kagome said without emotion.
Everyone filed out of the front door and there was Botan with 4 boys, with was thought to be spirit detectives. "Botan, what's going on and why did you bring the spirit detectives," questioned Kagome with no emotion.
Botan fidgeted and said, "Koenma-sama and Enma-sama need to see you Kagome-sama."
"Okay, let me just get some stuff," Kagome said as she went inside to get her weapons from her weaponry.
Sango and Miroku looked at Botan gravely as Miroku asked, "Botan is it serious?"
"I believe so," Botan answered as she looked at the ground. Sango and Miroku sighed heavily and looked at each other. "We will also need to get some stuff," Miroku said for both of them.
Kagome came back out of the house and noticed the four boys and asked, "Botan introduce us in spirit world."
"Okay," Botan answered. Kagome picked up shippou and held him in her arms as they waited for the others. Kagome wore a battle kimono with a silver dragon and the color was black and her weapons were small and were made into a bracelet.
They heard a crash from in the house and Sango yell, "HENTAI!!!"
Kagome sighed and said, "Not again!"
"He will never learn will he," Kagome muttered under her breath.
"Botan I think we will need someone to pick him up Botan and its not me or Sango," Kagome said to Botan.
Sango said, "Houshi-sama if you dare do that again I swear you will wish you were the pinned to the tree not inuyasha!" Kagome stopped and glared at Sango. Sango turned and realized what she said.
Sango said apologetically, "Kagome oh my god I am so sorry!"
Kagome said emotionlessly, "Think nothing of it." Kagome turned her back to everyone and did not talk.
"Lets just leave already," Kagome said emotionlessly, while inside she was hurting so much. She thought, 'it shouldn't hurt so much I have seen him occasionally when going to the spirit world him and kikyo were given a second chance.'
'It still hurts I wish it didn't' Kagome thought while they walked through the portal to Koenma's office.
"Hello Kagome-sama," Koenma said while bowing low to her.
Kagome bowed back and said, "koenma-sama where is your father?"
"He's in his study like he usually is, follow me," Konema said while leaving the room.
Everyone followed Koenma as they walked down the lengthy corridors of the spirit world. King Enma sensed their presence and said, "Koenma bring them in."
"Okay father," Koenma said while walking in with Everyone.
The rekai team gasped because the have never met King Enma. Botan hissed at the four and whispered, "Address lord Enma respectfully."
Kagome ignored the rekai and asked Enma, "Enma-sama you know that you should only call upon if it is important."
Enma said seriously, "The barrier has been destroyed."
Kagome's head shot up and she grounded out, "It took me 50 years to create that and I have guarded it and the three worlds for the past 450 years."
Enma cleared his throat and said, " I know that, but now we are strong and can use the help of the rekai team and others form the three worlds."
kagome answered emotionlessly, "What is two humans, a kitsune and fire apparition going to do?"
"Their going to protect you from danger," Enma answered simply.
Shippou's eyes started to water and he sniffled, but Kagome's hearing has gotten better and she turns and seeing shippou crying. Kagome realized that she said , "What good would a kitsune do?" She rushed to shippou. "What's wrong," Kagome whispered while hugging shippou.
Shippou looked at her and said, "You don't think I have help okaa- san?"
Kagome said, "Sweetheart you have help out I am sorry you know I get detached sometimes."
"Okay Okaa-san," Shippou said while snuggling close to her chest.
Enma saw this and smiled, but said, "Kagome I know you sensed this was going to happen now would be a good time to explain it to me."
"The Barriers of the worlds will destroy and I will die," Kagome whispered.
Enma gasped and asked, "Why?" Kagome took an intake of breath and said, "I used most of my life energy to create a stability to the barriers."
keonma noticed the others were sitting here bored and asked, "Father wouldn't it be a good idea to discuss this after each of them as shared their story?"
"Okay," Enma answered.
Botan floated in on her oar and said, "Enma-sama Inuyasha and Kikyo are here."
"Good now lets start, you first Kagome," said Enma.
Kagome looked up at Enma glaring and said, "Enma you dare bring those two in my presence when you now my circumstances concerning them!"
"Sorry Kagome but we need them," Enma said while Kagome gave him a death glare.
Kagome glared at him more and said, "I need to get this off the chest first."
"Okay," Enma responded as comply as he could.
Kagome turned on Inuyasha and said calmly, "Inuyasha for the past 500 years alls I have done is mourn over you day after day. I loved and you went with her kikyo who is not my incarnation might I add but my great great great great great aunt."
Inuyasha squirmed and said, "hey wench you can't tell me this now."
Kagome glared at him and said, "yes I can you mutt. I am the reincarnation of Midoriko the creator of the jewel. Who might I add was a lot better than Kikyo. I hate to say this, but I still consider you my friend and kikyo's family so there is nothing I can do about that."
Inuyasha then replied, "Wench I don't care."
Kagome breathing was rapid and then kikyo said, "Inuyasha I never want to hear you speak to my great great great great great niece like that again."
Kagome turned to kikyo and said, "What?"
Kikyo smiled sincerely and said, "Your my family there's nothing I can do about that, you helped when I was once tainted and I thank you for that. Now I am once as I was an I am glad."
Inuyasha shut up and said, "Feh wenches!"
Kikyo glared at inuyasha and Kagome smirked and yelled, "Inuyasha! SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha smirked and said cockily, "Hey wench that doesn't work......." he hit the ground cursing and you could hear a muffled, "Shit!"
The rekai turned to Enma and he saw their question look. Enma said, "Kagome now you maybe start your story."
Kagome nodded and said, "Well it all start when I chased my cat into the well house....."
Al: Shelli I made a deal and Kurama is all yours
Shelli: YAY!!!!
(glomps kurama)
Al: How much do ya like ::leans forward::
Shelli: I like I like I like I like :::::jumps around from too...... much sugar:::::::
Al: Shelli ::nervous laugh:: I think we need to get the doctor ::backs away slowly to get the phone::
shelli: NO!!!!!! (grabs the phone and turns into the psychiatrist)
Al: Okay I won't ::sweat drop::
Shelli: oh dear I forgot to ask on your evaluation review how much is your sugar intake?
Al: so far only one popsicle and a bag of ramen ::goes into dream world::
Shelli: (changes back into shelli) I HAD 25 new york peppermint patties YAY!!!! :::::jumps around singing "Oh happy joy joy, oh happy happy joy I love new york peppermint patties.":::::::
Al: ::blink:: sugar high authoress ::sighs:: ::puts hand on head:: I have a migraine
Shelli: Al do you have any more peppermint patties????????
Al: No I never had any ::blink:: ::blink::
(jumps round to each cast member asking, "Where did all my peppermint patties go?")
Al: ::sits down on the coach next to Hiuke:: So how long do ya think this will last Hiuke?
Hiuke: I don't no but I think along time ::sighs::
Shelli: Where is Kurama?????????????? ( sobs, "I want kurama and peppermint patties..................")
Al: fan girls at the school are attacking Kurama ::points to school::
Shelli: (runs to the school bashing all the fan girls) Kurama is MINE!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::laughs:: that never gets old ::holds onto Hiuke for support::
Shelli: (hits more fan girls) Keep your hands off him you hussies!!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::blink:: should we help her ::blink::
Yusuke: Nope ::watches with amusement:: shelli: (takes out bow and arrows)
Al: This is getting scary ::covers eyes::
shelli: (laughs wildly and strings flaming arrows to the bow and point at Yusuke) Die you!!!!
Al: I not even looking ::eyes are still covered::
Al: Whom is she pointing the bow at??
Kurama: Yusuke
shelli: Yusuke you must die!!!!
Al: Shelli please don't use sound effects it's just scary plain scary.
shelli: (sees kurama and losses attention on the flaming arrows as her hand slips and all arrows shot off)
Al: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::ducks and covers::
Yusuke: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::I got an arrow in my butt::
Kurama: Watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Arrow barely misses head:
shelli: KURAMA!!!!!!!! :;;;;;glomps kurama::::::::: be my Sugar Pie Huny bun sugar pie huny bun!!!!
Hiei: Hn ::runs in a tree::
Al: Her mood swings are scary ::scratches back of head:: ::looking at Shelli and Kurama::
Shelli: ::::::::glares at al::::::::::::: Al may I ask you something?
Al: Yes ::gulps:: ::hides behind Yusuke::
Shelli: Why is hiuke on fire? ::::blinks innocently::::
Al: Ah!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiuke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs to Hiuke with a fire extinguisher::
Shelli: ::::::points flaming arrows at Yusuke and shoots it at him:::::
Al: ::Huike's fire is out:: poor baby ::cradles Hiuke's head to her chest::
shelli: bye yusuke
::::::::cackles and this time a rubber mallet appears in her hands:::::::
Al: ::Grabs bandages and takes care of Hiuke's wounds:: my poor Hiuke.
Al: ::cradles Hiuke's head to her breast:: ::he snuggles closer::
shelli: :::::::jumps around bopping all cast members on the head::::::: PERVERT!!!!!!!! ::::::hits hiuke:::::::::
Al: ::cries:: DON'T HIT MY HIUKE AND HE CAN DO THAT TO ME ALL HE WANTS ::holds Hiuke's head to breast:: but thank you anyways for caring.
shelli: ::::hits al's head::::::
Al: Ow what was that for ::still cradling Hiukes head:: ::and he snuggles closer::
Al: ::looks lovingly at Hiuke::
shelli: Cause your being mean ::::::::::starts sobbing::::::: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: What???? ::sniff:: what did I do ::sniff:: I'm just taking care of Hiuke ::sniff::
(the ground starts shaking and cracking open)
Shelli: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all the casts yell: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Al: ::puts Hiuke's head on coach and walks to Shelli:: what's wrong ::takes care of Shelli::
Shelli: MOMMY!!!!!!!! (lightening hits hiuke)
Al: ::does not put head to breast:: ::brings her to Kurama and gives her food::
Al: Shhh its okay Shelli I won't let him do that anymore I promise
Al: Shelli calm down you have kurama to take care of you and me
Shelli: I WANT MY MOMMY NOW!!!!! ( the earth rumbles and flames are falling from the sky and one catches hiuke on fire)
Al: Shhhh Shelli Mommies here ::starts acting like her mom and takes care of her::
Shelli's Mom: Where is my daughter? ( the earth quakes and hiuke on the couch falls into the pits of hell)
Al: Over here!!!!!!!!! ::brings shelli's mom over to shelli::
Al: Shelli, Your Mommies here ::holds Shelli's hand::
Shelli: Mommy??
Shelli's Mommy: Yes my baby who did this to you?
Shelli: (points to every one of the cast member and hiuke if he was there)
Al: HIUKE GET YOU BUTT DOWN HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Al turning red in the face with anger::
Hiuke: ::Hiuke comes running down stairs:: Yes Al
Hiuke: ::starts apologizing like crazy::
shelli: it was him!!! :::::points to hiuke::::::
Al: Bad Hiuke no huggy for you ::wages finger::
shelli's mommy: YOU did this!!! :::::points a finger a the ground beneath hiuke and he falls into the depths of hell:::::
Al: I don't have a boyfriend any more ::starts crying::
Al: I wish I had another boyfriend ::sighs:: this always happens to me.
Al: All my boyfriends end up in the depths of hell for some reason
Al: well not all of them
shelli: :::::::blinks in confusion and shelli's mommy disappears::::::::: al what is wrong?
Al: my boyfriend just died
Al: You mom killed him for hurting you
Al: ::sighs:: I wish I had another boyfriend ::sighs::
shelli: um...... al mom has been on vacation
Al: Well someone put him in hell
shelli: did this mom of mine make the earth rumble??
Al: Yes
shelli: hold on a sec :::::: glares at the cast and yells:::::::: SHIPPOU GET UR LITTLE FUZZ BALL BUTT OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al: Shippou didn't did he SHIPPO YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR PUTTING MY BOYFRIEND IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shelli: ::::::::::takes out bow and arrows and shoots a freezing spell at shippou:::::
Al: ::Beats up Shippo::
Al: ::Almost kills Shippo but is pulled away my yu yu gang::
Al: LET ME KILL HIM ::tries to get out of yu yu gang grasp::
shelli: ::::;summons a resurrection spell:::::: I summon thee hiuke become alive again ::::::Hiuke appears before everyone naked:::::::
Al: HIUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::Glomps Hiuke:: ::wags finger:: and no cuddling against my chest unless you want to die again
(all the girls turn red and turn away)
shelli: um.......... al look at hiuke up and down
Al: oops ::turns around and runs out of room::
Al: ::blushes::
shelli: I feel so tired :::;yawn:::::::::: kagome you should me too many new powers ::::::::faints:::::::
Al: ::runs to Shelli's side and puts her to bed:: That's all for now, remember to review
Al: ::smiles:: ::waves:: Bye everyone
Al: ::frowns:: I SAID BYE THAT MEANS THE STORY IS OVER GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelli: ::::screams in her sleep::::: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!