A little fun in the midst of all my serious and sometimes humorous love
stories. Enjoy!
Note: I hate Hermione. Beware. PG-13 for a very good reason
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Dedication: Believe me; no one would want this to be dedicated to them. WARNING: This I very bad and if you are younger than 13 I strongly advise turning back.
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Disclaimer: All characters are Rowling's
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Hermione's List:
1. Make up excuse to go hide in the boy's Quidditch lockers.
2. Spill peas at dinner and bend over to pick them up (even though I could use accio) while wearing low skirt and thong bought during my naughty weekend with Draco.
3. Make nudity potion explode in class at a convenient time.
4. Hit on Snape to make Harry jealous.
5. Put the more *interesting* pictures I have of Ron on Harry's bureau to see if he's gay or not. Put pictures of Harry under Ron's pillow. Hide in closet and monitor reaction.
6. Glue pretty pictures of me + Harry together and watch them do their thing.
7. Get more of this *hic* yummy bubbly stuff Ron gave me.
8. Laugh at Ginny's expression when she finds the undressed action figure of Charlie I planted in her trunk.
9. Go ice skating in a see-through bikini outside Professor Flitwick's classroom.
10. Publish recipe for curing depression: Put Crookshanks in Harry's bed, and spiders in Ron's. Wait in closet or under invisibility cloak. Sit back and watch the fun.
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Wellwellwell that was very interesting. I don't know I don't know what possessed me to write it. Review and I'll have more lists, but less bad unless I really hate the character.
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Dedication: Believe me; no one would want this to be dedicated to them. WARNING: This I very bad and if you are younger than 13 I strongly advise turning back.
***
Disclaimer: All characters are Rowling's
***
Hermione's List:
1. Make up excuse to go hide in the boy's Quidditch lockers.
2. Spill peas at dinner and bend over to pick them up (even though I could use accio) while wearing low skirt and thong bought during my naughty weekend with Draco.
3. Make nudity potion explode in class at a convenient time.
4. Hit on Snape to make Harry jealous.
5. Put the more *interesting* pictures I have of Ron on Harry's bureau to see if he's gay or not. Put pictures of Harry under Ron's pillow. Hide in closet and monitor reaction.
6. Glue pretty pictures of me + Harry together and watch them do their thing.
7. Get more of this *hic* yummy bubbly stuff Ron gave me.
8. Laugh at Ginny's expression when she finds the undressed action figure of Charlie I planted in her trunk.
9. Go ice skating in a see-through bikini outside Professor Flitwick's classroom.
10. Publish recipe for curing depression: Put Crookshanks in Harry's bed, and spiders in Ron's. Wait in closet or under invisibility cloak. Sit back and watch the fun.
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Wellwellwell that was very interesting. I don't know I don't know what possessed me to write it. Review and I'll have more lists, but less bad unless I really hate the character.