Equation: Limeade+10pm+me+computer= beautiful fanfiction!!!!! Latest
installment. Percy's List. Need I say more?
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Dis: all is the great JK's
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Chappy Two: Percy's List
Percy: What is this my good author? Not putting my proper title in there?
Gone a bit loony have you, wot?
Halowyn: Um, Percy, you need a wake up call..
Percy: Eh, what's that? Wake up? WAKE UP YOU SAY??????? I'll have you know
that I have been up since four this morning working on the decree to banish
Playwitch (see Snowflake's Kiss)!
Slytherin House: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halowyn: Who invited you?!
Slytherin House: We're the hit squad hired by Playwitch to go undercover
and take out the one trying to banish it.
Halowyn and Percy: Well, not very undercover anymore are we?
Halowyn and Percy: look stunned at each other *blush* um...err. heh
heh.stammer
Halowyn *thinking*: maybe I really DO sound British.
Percy: Well that was er, rather uncanny....wot...?
Slytherin House: Staring dumbfounded at the coinciding of these two
opposite souls
Crabbe: what does unkh Annie mean?
Goyle: how should I know?
Pansy:....................
Halowyn: well now you've found the banisher just take him out won't you?
*Smiles innocently at Percy*
Percy: you wouldn't!
Halowyn: Too late!
SH: get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: WAIT!
Halowyn and SH: what is it NOW?
Halowyn and SH: more blushing and stammering
Percy the Prig: I have pictures of her and Draco's honeymoon.during the
night!
SH: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gimme gimme gimme!!!!
Draco: hey, I thought I mailed those to Hermione as blackmail?
Halowyn: I hate you Draco
Draco: Sorry babe. Hey, I made limeade and a banana cream pie for you
today!
Halowyn: 33 Oh, Draco! 33
Draco and Halowyn: *smooch session*
Percy: It seems the Slytherins are enjoying the pictures!!!
SH: Wow, I didn't even know that position was POSSIBLE!
Halowyn: Oh fine Percy. I will give you the proper title if you get my
pictures back and memory wipe them.
Percy: No problemo.
Draco: I will be waiting, my love.
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Percy *the Prefect*'s List
1. Screw that oddly shaped faucet in the prefect's bathroom.
2. Get half naked mermaid to come out of picture.
3. Wait under the bubbles before Penelope's bath.
4. Put more superglue (from dad's muggle collection) into Draco's hair gel
(and everyone wonders why it is so stiff).
5. Tattoo spider and picture of Hermione on Ron's butt and see who finds it
first.
6. Cheat on Astronomy exam by bewitching fireflies to give me the correct
patterns.
7. Predict an exciting night of sex with a mystery lover in Professor
Trelawny's near future and then drop note outside her trapdoor that reads,
"Meet me at the north tower at midnight tomorrow".
8. Get new makeout place. Hermione, Harry and Ron take up too much room.
9. Graffiti the statue outside Dumbledore's office.
10. Find a way to bypass the fact that I am trying to outlaw Playwitch and
order some for myself along with an unbreakable safe trunk to keep my
vintage collection in.
installment. Percy's List. Need I say more?
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Dis: all is the great JK's
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Chappy Two: Percy's List
Percy: What is this my good author? Not putting my proper title in there?
Gone a bit loony have you, wot?
Halowyn: Um, Percy, you need a wake up call..
Percy: Eh, what's that? Wake up? WAKE UP YOU SAY??????? I'll have you know
that I have been up since four this morning working on the decree to banish
Playwitch (see Snowflake's Kiss)!
Slytherin House: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halowyn: Who invited you?!
Slytherin House: We're the hit squad hired by Playwitch to go undercover
and take out the one trying to banish it.
Halowyn and Percy: Well, not very undercover anymore are we?
Halowyn and Percy: look stunned at each other *blush* um...err. heh
heh.stammer
Halowyn *thinking*: maybe I really DO sound British.
Percy: Well that was er, rather uncanny....wot...?
Slytherin House: Staring dumbfounded at the coinciding of these two
opposite souls
Crabbe: what does unkh Annie mean?
Goyle: how should I know?
Pansy:....................
Halowyn: well now you've found the banisher just take him out won't you?
*Smiles innocently at Percy*
Percy: you wouldn't!
Halowyn: Too late!
SH: get him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: WAIT!
Halowyn and SH: what is it NOW?
Halowyn and SH: more blushing and stammering
Percy the Prig: I have pictures of her and Draco's honeymoon.during the
night!
SH: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gimme gimme gimme!!!!
Draco: hey, I thought I mailed those to Hermione as blackmail?
Halowyn: I hate you Draco
Draco: Sorry babe. Hey, I made limeade and a banana cream pie for you
today!
Halowyn: 33 Oh, Draco! 33
Draco and Halowyn: *smooch session*
Percy: It seems the Slytherins are enjoying the pictures!!!
SH: Wow, I didn't even know that position was POSSIBLE!
Halowyn: Oh fine Percy. I will give you the proper title if you get my
pictures back and memory wipe them.
Percy: No problemo.
Draco: I will be waiting, my love.
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Percy *the Prefect*'s List
1. Screw that oddly shaped faucet in the prefect's bathroom.
2. Get half naked mermaid to come out of picture.
3. Wait under the bubbles before Penelope's bath.
4. Put more superglue (from dad's muggle collection) into Draco's hair gel
(and everyone wonders why it is so stiff).
5. Tattoo spider and picture of Hermione on Ron's butt and see who finds it
first.
6. Cheat on Astronomy exam by bewitching fireflies to give me the correct
patterns.
7. Predict an exciting night of sex with a mystery lover in Professor
Trelawny's near future and then drop note outside her trapdoor that reads,
"Meet me at the north tower at midnight tomorrow".
8. Get new makeout place. Hermione, Harry and Ron take up too much room.
9. Graffiti the statue outside Dumbledore's office.
10. Find a way to bypass the fact that I am trying to outlaw Playwitch and
order some for myself along with an unbreakable safe trunk to keep my
vintage collection in.