Nanashi
Disclaimer- I nor my partner in crime own anything of Inuyasha....So sad *sniff* We do own this
story though.. "nd Soko and Morgan......You steal it and you shall feel the wrath of two teenage
girls!
Chapter 1. Part one. Format: Sovuroko ("K" Michaela) and Morgan. Typed by: Morgan
It was a bright and sunny day in Tokyo.....flowers were blooming, cherry trees were blossoming
and " HOJO IS FOLLOWING KAGOME HOME!!???" Morgan screamed
Soko nodded... "yeap. He said he was " going to help her carry her books" she said in a
mocking tone...
" Pfft... no kidding.." she paused "let's follow her!"
The girls started following Kagome and Hojo......ducking and hiding behind the occasional tree.
When they reached the shrine, they saw Hojo press his luck and kiss Kagome on the cheek.. it
was the last day of school... so maybe he was feeling lucky. (A/n (Michaela) Don't we all?)
Morgan and Soko were fuming.. Morgan opened her mouth about to make a comment, but Soko
slapped her hand over her mouth
" SHUT IT!" she whispered with surprising force in her voice. "Let's go bother Kagome!" she
squealed like the school girl she was
The two girls walk into the shrine.. there is the well.. but no Kagome
" Hey, where did she go.." Morgan was confused(nothing new) "She was just here a second ago"
she said running around the well
While Morgan was absent-mindedly running around the well... Soko noticed something some
kind of gleaming object. She approached it and picked it up. " Morgan, come over here.." Soko
said looking at the object in awe
Morgan skipped over to Soko.. " Wow... its so... shiny!" she said putting on her ditzy blonde act
Soko stood.. holding a gleaming piece of the shikon no tama ... Morgan was sitting on the well
when her backpack fell.. reaching to get it she fell in-grabbing Soko as she tumbled. " bright
blue light surrounded them.....the girls were now in.. Fuedal Japan.. they stood up.. and did the
only thing 15 year old school girls would do... scream
Soko and Morgan called out in unison " KAGOME!!"
Kagome turned and looked down the well.. astonished to find her two friends glaring at her
Soko- chan.. and Morgan-chan......two very different girls, who attended Kagome's school.
Sovouroko was the brain out of the three of them. She has to make up for Morgan and Kagome's
lack of it. Genereally a mild tempered person, she does tend to have her sarcastic moments
though.. But in the end, she's a pretty sweet girl. With a black belt in karate and archery
champion of Tokyo... heheh.. well lets just say no one messes with her. She has black hair with
blue streaks.. a real rebel, and she'll kick your butt in German, seeing as she lived there for some
time in here youth. Morgan on the other hand.. well there is only one word to describe her..
"blonde". That's right.. the classic ditz... blonde hair, blue eyes.... born american.. she moved to
japan when she was very little because of her father, who was in the service. She does have a
weird obsession with muffins.. "nd tends to be quite the klutz.. But Morgan can be serious
though... She can read tarot cards .. "nd does know a lot about wicca. But overall she is still the
queen of klutziness.
Kagome wailed " WH"T THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE"
Soko shrugged "heh.. we would be more than happy to tell you if you got us out of here first!"
Kagome sweatdropped "Oh! Right.. ha ha"
The girls step out of the well... look around....... Morgan is finally realizes that there not in
"Tokyo" and more (A/N Morgan ( there's no place like home! *clicks heels*)
Morgan stuttered "Holy... Shit... Kagome.. Where are we?" before she could say anything else
she started staring at what appeared to be a monk.. she started twisting her blond hair around her
finger.. but her dreamy daze was broken when.. Who pops out of the well?... None other than that
scum-bag Hojo!
But before Kagome couldn't answer... she was too busy staring at Hojo.
Inuyasha turned a bright red color "WHY THE HELL IS "HOBO" HERE?!!!" he screamed ("/N
(both) Our little invention *wink*)
Kagome sweatdropped "Oh great... next thing you know my parents are gonna be popping
through the well"
Clearly pissed off.. the hanyou went over to Hojo and started screaming at him
" WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE"
" INUYASHA BE NICE" Kagome was always polite... that was just in her personality.. but for
Inuyasha.......
"SHUTUP WENCH"
" OSUWARI!!!"
****thudd*****
Hojo walked over to Inuyasha and kneeled down and stuck a finger in Inuyasha's face
Inuyasha turned red and muttered something that sounded like "Shut up Human"
Morgan shot daggers at Hojo " Shut it Hojo..No one cares what you think!"
Hojo was offended " I think you should apologize"
Soko walked over to Morgan and crossed her arms " I think she shouldn't" Morgan and Soko
high-fived
Kagome sweatdrops "Ok well, let me introduce you to the gang.. Miroku.. Sango..Shippou and
Inuyasha.... these are my friends from school .. Morgan and Sovuroko.. Soko for short"
Soko squealed and pranced over to Inuyasha and starting admiring his silver hair ( who was still
on the ground from Kagome's " sit") " Morgan.. look at his hair!" she said stroking Inuyasha's
silver locks
Morgan ran over and followed her friend " You can have his hair.. but I want his cute widdle
kawii ears!" she went and played with Inuyasha's ears
Soko stood with a blank stare on her face "Thats redundant"
Inuyasha was confused... he didn't really have anything to say.. so he just stood there in awe
"Uh.. Kagome.. what are they doing?" said a very perplexed hanyou
"Ooo! look at this thing" Morgan noticed Kirara and she started skipping towards her, but her
being "Morgan" triped.. Soko, who was following her, triped over the fallen Morgan"
Inuyasha muttered "Bakas...." under his breath but Kagome heard him
"OSUWARI!
" Damn it wench!"
" That's so way to speak to a lady!"Hojo called after him
"SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!" Morgan and Soko yelled from their spot on the
ground
Inuyasha muttered something into the dirt
Soko whispers to Morgan "Is this the guy she likes?"
Morgan and Soko stood up and shook the dirt off of there school uniforms, and proceed to go
admire Kirara
Morgan squealed "KAWII!!!"in her very "Girly" voice
Morgan and Soko sat down.. their eyes are aglow, admiring Kirara, while Kagome and Inuyasha
were arguing about the two girls and Hojo (A/N Morgan.. Or should we say.. three girls!)
Morgan digs through her back pack... finds a popcorn bag and stars wolfing down its contents..
then remembered to be polite and offered some to Soko, Miroku, and Sango... who joined them
in watching the feuding duo
"What's this.." Miroku asked.. picking up a piece of popcorn.. eyeing it
"Um... food" Morgan stated
" Here it comes" Sango said.. "Kagome can be so... predictable at times" she thought.. eating a
popcorn kernel
" OSUWARI!!!"
**thudd**
They all winced as Inuyasha hits the ground
Soko shuddered " That has godda hurt"
" How does she do it?" Morgan continued... " the whole.. " osuwari" thing"
Sango and Miroku exchanged glances.. then said in unison " Long story"
Shippou ran and hopped on Morgan's lap
" "ww.. look? It's a cute.... little...............thing" Morgan said slowly.. She didn't catch on very
fast and was taken aback by the kitsune demon jumping on her
" I'm a kitsune"
Morgan flashed her innocent smile... " That was my next guess"
Soko sweatdropped " suuure it was Morgan-chan"
Being the klutz she was.. Morgan fell off the log she was sitting on... legs flying up in the air..
which caused her shoe to fly off and hit Hojo in the head"
" SCORE!! yelled Morgan.... (her and Soko loathed that little bastard)
Hojo fell to the ground.. Kagome being the kind hearted soul she was.. Immediately rushed to his
side.. Soko and Morgan stood.. expressionless
" FEH" Inuyasha said, Standing up and turning his head away from the seen
Morgan finally realizing she was sitting on the ground... sat up.... and flashed that oh so famous
smile of hers while Kagome glared at her and handed her the shoe
She laughed nervously." heh.. thanks Kagome-chan"
Hojo stood up and rubbed his head "I think you should apologize"
Soko glared at him "I think you should shut up"
" The bakas are actually right for once" said Inuyasha as he crossed his arms
" Well you're the one who likes him Kagome" Soko spat as she went and sat down next to Kirara
Inuyasha turned a bright shade of pink
Miroku needed to know the gossip "she what!?"
" You know, they went on a date" ... Soko stated matter-of-factly
" Tell me more!" implored the Houshi
"Well it all started when.." Soko continued, but was then cut off by Morgan
"They went to the movies" Morgan giggled.. The thought of going to the movies with the thing
Kagome called a man, humored her
Kagome turned a shade of pink similar to Inuyasha's face.. she clapped two hands over their
faces... "Shut up!" she muttered through clenched teeth
Soko pulled Kagome's hand off of her face.. "You know it's true"
Morgan did the same " Don't hide from the truth Kagome-chan"
Kagome's face now went from pink to scarlet " I HATE YOU GUYS" she screamed her voice
piercing the air
" No you don't.. You love us" Soko stated
Morgan and Soko couldn't contain themselves any longer.. they burst out laughing on the ground
" Kagome.. you should have seen your face" stated a very giggly Soko.. she tried to stand up.. but
crashed on the ground again.. clutching her side
" I CAN'T *gasp* BREATHE *hysterical breathing*" it was too much for Morgan to handle
Miroku snapped out of his "buddha face" "She can't breathe! I must put air in her lungs!" He
started towards Morgan... Soko stoped him
"Houshi.. I don't think thats neccisary"
Kagome was fuming.. and Inuyasha had a look on his face that is a cross between anger and
confusion
Inuyasha growled " You two bakas!"
" Oh please" continued Morgan.. trying to be casual " We're not that bad" she flips her blonde
hair
Soko walked over to Inuyasha. circling him " So what are you supposed to be.. a NEKO or
someting (Translations in the author notes!)
Inuyasha growled at Soko " ARE YOU BLIND? I AM AN INU DEMON YOU WENCH!"
" Well it's kinda hard to point that out when you have little neko ears"
" YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT BITCH"
"OSUWARI!!"
*thudd*
When the charm wore off.. Soko stood over Inuyasha.. tripping him when he attempted to stand
Soko and Morgan high fived
" Heheh.. revenge is sweet" stated Soko, with a very evil grin on her face
" I mean.. I really don't know what you see in him Kagome.." Morgan started back to the log she
was sitting on.. but triped over Miroku's staff... and fell to the ground
Soko shook her head and muttered " Klutz" under her breath
Morgan stood up and took a good look at Miroku.. "Hey!.. You're a priest!"... Morgan was
known for stateing the obvious
"Yes I am".. Miroku was trying to sound suave..." And how may I help a beautiful girl like your
self?"
Morgan suddenley went all giddy and flushed . and put on her cutesy school girl act
"Wow..." she said as she twisted her hair around her index finger
Sango saw this.. and in a split second hurled her boomerang at Miroku.. Soko hitting Morgan at
the same time
"So" Soko started " Do we get to help you guys look for shards, or what?"
"Feh... how would a human help us!'
" SHUT IT" Kagome yelled.. peircing the air with her shrill cry
" Well I know a lot about Tarot.. it might be useful to know your fate ahead of time" Morgan
said trying to sound professional..
"Well * ahem* I know alot about Fuedal Japan... it's like a second home to me.. and I am an
expert archer"...... Soko was a jack- of- all- trades
Morgan found the death card out of her tarot deck and began to taunt Inuyasha.. " Uh oh... looks
like things aren't looking good for the little neko!"
" You wench I'm an INU"
"Pfft.. don't get your ears in a twist.. death doesn't mean death you baka.. it means "new
beginnings" Morgan was trying to sounds professional (yet again) but.. failed when she tripped
over a rock
Soko shook her head " Real smooth"
" Do you think it's the shoes? Morgan pondered as Soko helped her up off the ground
" No.. it's just you" Morgan stuck her tounge out at Soko and went and sit next to Miroku.
"Hm.." Soko thought... " I'll follow her over there just to make sure she doesn't try anything
with the Houshi" Soko sat down on the other side of him
" Just my luck" the Houshi thought... he needed to take advantage of this situation.. so he placed
his left hand on "Soko" and his right on "Morgan" " Heaven" he thought
" HENTAI" Morgan and Soko screamed
The next thing you know Miroku was getting beaten up by all three girls.. Soko from the left..
Morgan from the right.. and Sango from behind
" Ah... the price I pay is worth it".. said a very bruised Houshi
" Let me guess.." Morgan stated.. " He's the pervert out of the group"
" You are right for one million dollars! " Kagome exclaimed...
"Woo!" Morgan.. waited.. she was expecting confetti to fall like the game shows on TV.. but
than realized she was in the middle of the woods.. not a TV studio, and she sighed
" Would you like to try for two million?" said a very sarcastic Kagome .. it's not like Morgan
could tell the difference anyway
"sure!" " maybe this is where the confetti falls!" Morgan thought
" Ok what am I doing right now" exclaimed Kagome
"... Thinking?" she cocked her head sideways..and twirled her hair around her finger
" WRONG"
"Awww" Morgan thought "No confetti"
"I sense a shikon jewel....Inuyasha get over here!" .. ah.. there it was again.. that wonderful shrill
cry that peirced the air
" Ah.. love" Morgan said with a dreamy look on her face.. She was trying to piss off Kagome..
and it was working 100%
"SHUT UP!"
Morgan held her ears.. Kagome could yell pretty loudly
" I sense it is that way.. In the west... Yes.. " Kagome paused for a moment.. Closed her eyes and
moved forward... letting the feeling seep through her entire body.. " it's in the Western lands"
All of a sudden Inuyasha grew a pale color.. " Shit...."
"Hey the neko went pale" and there morgan was... stating the obvious....
" I AM AN INU NOT A CAT "
" We should leave the camp in the morning" .. said a very authoritative Kagome.. she could
really take charge when she wanted too
" WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE DO THAT?"
" Because" said Kagome sticking her nose up at Inuyasha " the girls aren't ready"
" We get to go!" said one very happy duo of school girls
" Since it's summer break.. tell your parents that your spending the break with me.. in the states..
I'll have my mom call your parents to verify"
Morgan tripped over the well dragging Soko with her
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The girls hop back out of the well... with three duffel bags (each) morgan with arms full of..
what appeared to be muffin boxes.. and soko was trying to keep her boom box from falling
" How much shit could you possibly bring!" screamed one very pissed of hanyou
" Only the bare essentials" soko plops three duffel bags on the ground
The next thing anyone heard.. were the sobs of morgan.. and scattered muffins all over the
ground
" MY MUFFINS!!!" morgan sobbed as she crawled around trying to salvage the remaining ones
Even though morgan managed to save 15 out of her 20 muffin boxes.. she was still depressed.. so
she sat on a log and shoved one in her mouth
While morgan was chewing away blissfully... she saw the boom box out of the corner of her eye
"IDEA" she thought
" Soko.. why don't you put some music on!"
"Sure"... soko popped a cd into the boombox and turned up the volume
~I.....can't get out of bed today
Or get chu out my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave the love behind~
" WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE" shouted Inuyasha.. he couldn't take anymore
"FEH" and he went along and hopped in his tree
~I ain't tripping.. I'm just missing you
You know what i'm saying.. you know what I mean
You got me hanging me on a string........~
Morgan got her hairbrush out of her back pack and was now using it as a "microphone". She
managed to drag Soko into it too
" Come on Kagome! Woo! you know you can't hold out for much longer!"
Kagome finally gave in and now there were three mindless school girls prancing around
" Bakas.. " muttered Inuyasha
Morgan tried standing on a log.. but knowing her.. it didn't work out to well.. she fell to the
ground.. letting go of her hairbrush.. hitting miroku in the head.. knocking him down
Soko sighed " I think that's enough of that" she approached the boom box and turned it off,
watching morgan run over to miroku
" Oh God!" the blonde haired Morgan was know running over to Miroku to help him up " I am
SO SORRY!"
She held out a hand to Miroku *nervous laughing* "heh.. I feel like a real ditz"
Soko muttered, " why feel like one when you are one!?".. but she didn't hear her
Morgan was waiting for his hand to meet hers.. but instead of his hand touching hers.. she found
it.. touching her butt.?..! Startled Morgan fell to the ground sitting on his hand...
Soko thought this is too perfect she quickly dove for her backpack rummaged through it for her
camera " SAY CHEESE!" she quickly snapped a shot of the mortified couple
Clearly embarrased, Morgan stood up.. pretended nothing happened.. nervously she laughed"
heheh... why is everyone staring .. there is nothing to see here"
Even Inuyasha managed to laugh
"oh REALLY!!?" soko exclaimed "this is going in the yearbook for sure!" an evil grin fell upon
her face
Shippou tugged on Kagome's leg " Kagome I'm hungry"
Just then Shippou's eye's caught a glimpse of Morgan's muffins.. Morgan shot an evil glare at
Shippou.. but he decided to press his luck.. all of a sudden Shippou grabbed one of Morgans's
muffins and darted off
"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT" Morgan was now running around chasing Shippou
Miroku then said to Soko " I had no idea the key to a women's heart would be.. food"
Soko lets out an innocent snicker " it usually isn't.. it's only for her, and only muffins"
Miroku makes a mental note.. get a hold of "muffins"
Soko grabs muffin away from Shippou " You would be exposing yourself to great danger if you
ate that muffin, my dear kitsune" she handed the muffin back to Morgan
Morgan did her dreamy muffin gaze, then stuffed it in her mouth.. then hugged the box she was
holding "I love you muffins" everyone sweatdropped
" The little runt is right" stated Inuyasha as he hopped down from his tree " we haven't eaten all
day"
Kagome started to make the ramen.. Morgan and Soko pitched in.
While he was eating.. Shippou managed to spill an entire bowl of ramen on Inuyasha
" YOU BRAT"
kagome laughed nervously.. " heheh..you know... he really doesn't mean any harm to Shippou"
" I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" Inuyasha was seething with anger
"OSUWARI"
*****thudd*****
"um.. Kagome-chan? Is there any place we can take a bath? I think I'm starting to smell" stated a
very giggly Morgan
" yes Morgan-chan, there is a lake over there" said Kagome... shooting a very nasty look at
Inuyasha"
" Sango do you wish to join us?" asked Soko
"oh.. no thanks.. I better keep an eye on the houshi"
" "ww come on.. have fun with us..." pleaded Kagome
Sango sighed " alright fine.. INUYASHA YOU MAKE SURE HE STAYS WHERE HE IS"
"ango then shot a glare at Miroku
" yeah, yeah fine.. what ever, wench"
The girls walked off towards the lake
When they got to the lake.. Morgan already managed to trip over a rock and fall in " Fuh.. Fuh..
Fuh.. FREEZING"
Kagome and Sango said in unison " you get used to it" and they both hopped in
Soko was reluctant to get in the water.. but decided to hop on the band wagon anyway, she gritted
her teeth and dunked her head underwater.. she felt her body go numb.. but sucked it up and went
and joined the others
" Do you hear something? " asked Kagome just as Soko caught up with them
"n evil look fell upon Sango's face " HOUSHI!"
" Morgan go check" stated Soko with an expressionless face
" WHY ME!" Morgan whined... "with all my luck my towel with probably fall off in front of
him" she thought
Soko thought for a minute.. trying to think of an excuse that she would buy " Because" she
paused "You're the ditziest now go!" she snapped at Morgan and shoved a towel in her face
Morgan gritted her teeth and wrapped the towel around her ice cold body.. she pulled her self by
the lake and worked her way around to the bush.. tripping a few times along the way of course.. it
wouldn't be like Morgan if she didn't trip at least twice
Morgan held her towel opened the bush carefully.. and saw a very curious Miroku...
"HOUSHI!!" Morgan yelled..tried to slap him but it didn't work out to well because she tripped
and got a mouth full of leaves.. Miroku broke her fall... but his hand "coincidentally" landed on
Morgan's chest
Morgan screamed... loudly
She managed to wiggle away and dive back into the safety of the freezing cold water
sango shot an evil look at the "innocent Houshi"
~*~*~~*~*~* back at camp*~*~*~*~
Morgan went and sat down on the ground... her face was a bright pink color...
Miroku had a big smile on his face.. and a big red hand-print to match
Inuyasha sat poking the fire " I'm not even gonna ask...."
The next morning, Soko and Morgan were up at dawn.. and did the noble act of making the crew
breakfast
as soon as Inuyasha woke up.. he found a very eager Soko pestering him "NEKO-CHAN!" soko
screamed, Inuyasha jumped.
" I need a bow and arrows!" she whined to Inuyasha
" I need muffins" Morgan muttered to herself.. but Inuyasha heard her
" How the hell are you gonna fight with muffins!?" screamed the hanyou
" you cut me off before I could say... muffin"... she paused.. " bombs...."
everyone sweatdropped and inuyasha muttered something that sounded like "baka"
They started on the trail to kaede's village ***
They entered the hut.. and all sat around the fire.. Morgan was picking at her nail-polish.. Soko
was still pestering Inuyasha for a bow and arrow.. until he finally got up off his lazy Neko butt
and got her one
" So... "Morgan said non-chalantley.. eyeing her fingernails.... "who is this.. Kaede chick
anyway?"
Shippou exclaimed " Kikyou's sister"
" Hh yes... the keeper of the jewel..I've read about her.. " said the very intellectual Soko
Morgan noticed Kagome turn red.. " relax Kagome.. its not like she's Inuyasha ex-girlfriend or
anything"
" Guess what morgan? " said a very very red kagome through clenched teeth
"what!!?" said a very cheerful happy morgan
"SHE IS!" Kagome snapped at organ... Inuyasha looked like he was about to kill her
Morgan ran and sat behind Miroku.. "ahh.. so she is finally cozying up to me... haha you're a
smooth one Houshi" Miroku thought
Once Inuyasha calmed down... (Kagome had to "sit" him a couple times before he got to that
state of course) Morgan took notice to the beads on Miroku's hand
"Why do you have prayer beads over this one" Morgan asked., Sitting close to Miroku, picking
up his hand..
Miroku gulped.. " um.. well haha.. to make a long story short.. there is a black hole in my hand"
Morgan stared at him with her ditzty blonde blank stare, similar to the muffin daze.. but without
the dreamy eyes....
" I don't get it" morgan started to take off the prayer beads....
" DON'T! yelled a very startled houshi .. pulling his hand away... morgan grew sad.. he seemed
to have offended her
Morgan paused for a moment " I still don't get it" Morgan said... getting up to go sit next to
Soko....
Miroku sighed... "here" he took morgan's hand... " let me show you"
He lead her outside and had her stand behind him, ripped the beads off his hand and shouted ... "
KAZAANA!"
Suddenly.. a mess of trees... branches.. and other assorted objects were being hurtled into his
tunnel.. Morgan's eyes grew big and she mouthed a " WOW" to herself.... he closed the wind
tunnel " Now do you get it Morgan- sama?"
She plopped on the ground " Uh huh..." The houshi helped her up and led her back to the hut
" So.." implored Soko.....when do I get to fight with you guys?"
" NEVER " replied Inuyasha " Now, Shut up, wench!"
" Ich werde nicht Sie dumme Katze! " shouted Soko (Translation: "I will not you idiot cat!")
Inuyasha stared at her..... she had clearly outsmarted him.. and she knew it too.. she stuck her
nose up at inuyasha and glanced to see Morgan and Kagome clutching there sides on the floor....
Miroku was even laughing. Inuyasha felt stupid.. he had to say something...
"FEH"
" I outsmarted the Neko" Soko said, sticking her chin up in the air and then she looked at
Inuyasha " I bet you feel pretty stupid now" Soko then joins the gang in laughing and clutching
their sides on the floor
"bout 5 minutes later.. everyone catched their breath and seems to be doing their own thing..
Kagome and Soko were having target practice, Sango was polishing her precious boomerang...
Inuyasha was torturing Shippou... and Morgan is trying to teach the houshi how to read tarot
" Okay!" stated morgan " the first thing you wanna do is..." she paused...." wait! I forgot
something!" morgan ran over to her back pack and took out a muffin... she skipped back to
miroku and sat back down "okay, now we can start"
soko gigled while shooting an arrow
" hey.. I wouldn't be laughing if I were you.. muffins are the key to sucess with the elements..
remember that.. it will get you far in life"
"I'm sure.." replied soko.. shaking her head
"Some people just underestimate the power of muffins" said morgan very nonchalantley..
shuffling her cards
"pfft yeah.. remember that one time... when you beat up a sumo wresteler for taking one!?" said
Soko lowering her bow
morgan stood.. "yeah, that baka went down!"
" yeah everyone called you "Muffin girl" after that" giggled soko
Morgan sighed " those were the days..." she looked at the muffin with those big blue dreamy
eyes... then devoured it whole
" so what's so special about these muffins anyway?" implored Sango.
"why, they are only the most.." she sighed in a dreamy way " wonderful food man has ever
made!" she sighed again.. and fell on her back with the "muffin daze" on her face
Shippou ruined the moment " can I have one!?"
Soko muttered to herself.. " Oh God"
Morgan went up in shippous face " NO!!!!"
"come on, let him have one," said kagome being the good, kind soul she was
Morgan crossed her arms.. " if he has one.. everyone is gonna want one"
" Not me.. human food is for bakas" Inuyasha stated
" "nd what about ramen?!" exclaimed Soko
" FEH EXCEPT RAMEN!"
Morgan gulped... I can't believe I'm doing this she thought " Who wants a muffin".. she said
without any expression as she opened the box
Soko gasped
" Pfft.. If you guys want one you better get one now!. This is the only chance your EVER gonna
get!" stated soko
Everyone grabbed a muffin.. except the neko
"Hey! Where is hobo?" asked a very giggly soko
" Who?"... morgan was confused.. but this was nothing new
" HOBO!"
she quickly snapped out of the muffin daze " GRRR I HATE HIM"
" *ahem* but what do you two.. or should i say three! (she glared at inuyasha) have againsn't
Hojo!" said a very red kagome as she crossed her arms
Soko began, counting them off on her fingers as she went "besides from him exsisting ... I don't
think you want me to list everything"
Morgan agreed.. " yeah it's just his whole aura.. GRR I HATE HIM"
" to be honest kagome.. I think he is a homosexual... " said soko trying very hard not to crack a
smile
" I have to agree with the baka's on this one.. " inuyasha jumped on every chance he could get to
trash Hobo
" I mean...." continued morgan..."he never made a move on kagome"...
"yeah and he's always hanging out with that "Taki" guy all the time"
" she does have a point kagome"
" HOBO IS A HOMO!!!" exclaimed Inuyasha as he was clutching his side rolling on the floor..
everyone followed him shortly.. except Kagome of course.. She was bright red.. But she gave in
eventually
"fter about 5 minutes of good, solid laughing.. everyone is back to normal (and breathing)
" so.. are we going to continue to the Western lands tomorrow?" Soko was very excited... she
loved adventure
"That was too much.. *sighs*I need a muffin"Said Morgan (obviously)
" We"ll start on the trail tomorrow Soko-chan" replied Kagome
" WHERE ARE MY MUFFINS!!!" shouted Morgan.. her voice echoed throughout the whole
clearing
Morgan plopped on the ground and starts to hypervenilate..
" Oh please! You don't need them that badly." impored soko" I mean.. how can you not gain
10,000,000,000,000 pounds a day by eating all of them?!"
"muffins *breathes* are for * breathes* my soul!!!! If I don't have them " she paused. " MY
SOUL WILL DIE!!!"
"pch.. get over it.." soko said to the panicing muffin princess as she handed her a cookie
Morgan grabs the cookie... " I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER get over my muffins" she took a
bite out of the cookie.. " it's just not the -- WOW THESE ARE REALLY GOOD" Morgan then
wolfed down the whole box
everyone sweatdroped
" I love cookies almost as I love muffins!!" said a very happy school girl
shippou yawned " I'm tired kagome"
" ok Shippou, time for bed " kagome proceeded to tuck the little kitsune cub in for the night
Morgan and Soko leaned against a tree and read their manga, Miroku sat next to Morgan and
looked over to see " Chii" on the cover of her Chobits manga..
" Wow she's hot!"
Morgan sighed and slapped him with the book, he then looked over at Soko's manga..
"wow she's hot too!" he exclaimed when he looked at "Umi" on the Rayearth cover.
Soko took Morgan's arm and dragged her to another tree.... even though she secretly didn't want
to leave the houshi's side ...she had no choice
!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!!*!*!*!*!*!*!*
It was soon morning.... and the fire was almost out.. they start on the trail to the Western lands..
Morgan triped about 100 times...Miroku gave morgan his staff to walk with so she wouldn't trip
every 10 feet.. it seemed to help.. for a little while at least
They approach a mountainous pass....
"I smell a wolf" Inuyasha stated
" oh great.." Kagome buried her head in her hands
"Yo! Kagome "
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Morgan : Haha! well everyone that is the end of the first part of chapter one.. that's right me and
my co-author decided to split up the chapter.. cause it was so long
So we like it when you read. .and we like it when you review! but please.. direct flames twords
my friend here.. *eats muffin* Oh! And if you are gonna complain about there being a " insead of an A We already know....hehehe we were having formatting problems ^_^;
Thanks for reading.. "u Revoiur!
Michaela: G"H! I had to do all the correcting for your half! Do you not know how to
C"P"TILIZE! O_o
Morgan: *Nervous laugh*
Michaela: *Shakes fist* My "Shift" key is all worn out!
Morgan: Heheheh.......^_^;
Michaela: Start running.....
Morgan: *runs to find Miroku*
Thats all for now folks!
Translations:
Neko- cat
-Chan - My friend (Usualy used by girls that are friends, or lovers)
Shikon no tama- ( I really hope you don't need this one) The Shikon Jewel
Oh FYI "wicca" is a religion
Lates
Disclaimer- I nor my partner in crime own anything of Inuyasha....So sad *sniff* We do own this
story though.. "nd Soko and Morgan......You steal it and you shall feel the wrath of two teenage
girls!
Chapter 1. Part one. Format: Sovuroko ("K" Michaela) and Morgan. Typed by: Morgan
It was a bright and sunny day in Tokyo.....flowers were blooming, cherry trees were blossoming
and " HOJO IS FOLLOWING KAGOME HOME!!???" Morgan screamed
Soko nodded... "yeap. He said he was " going to help her carry her books" she said in a
mocking tone...
" Pfft... no kidding.." she paused "let's follow her!"
The girls started following Kagome and Hojo......ducking and hiding behind the occasional tree.
When they reached the shrine, they saw Hojo press his luck and kiss Kagome on the cheek.. it
was the last day of school... so maybe he was feeling lucky. (A/n (Michaela) Don't we all?)
Morgan and Soko were fuming.. Morgan opened her mouth about to make a comment, but Soko
slapped her hand over her mouth
" SHUT IT!" she whispered with surprising force in her voice. "Let's go bother Kagome!" she
squealed like the school girl she was
The two girls walk into the shrine.. there is the well.. but no Kagome
" Hey, where did she go.." Morgan was confused(nothing new) "She was just here a second ago"
she said running around the well
While Morgan was absent-mindedly running around the well... Soko noticed something some
kind of gleaming object. She approached it and picked it up. " Morgan, come over here.." Soko
said looking at the object in awe
Morgan skipped over to Soko.. " Wow... its so... shiny!" she said putting on her ditzy blonde act
Soko stood.. holding a gleaming piece of the shikon no tama ... Morgan was sitting on the well
when her backpack fell.. reaching to get it she fell in-grabbing Soko as she tumbled. " bright
blue light surrounded them.....the girls were now in.. Fuedal Japan.. they stood up.. and did the
only thing 15 year old school girls would do... scream
Soko and Morgan called out in unison " KAGOME!!"
Kagome turned and looked down the well.. astonished to find her two friends glaring at her
Soko- chan.. and Morgan-chan......two very different girls, who attended Kagome's school.
Sovouroko was the brain out of the three of them. She has to make up for Morgan and Kagome's
lack of it. Genereally a mild tempered person, she does tend to have her sarcastic moments
though.. But in the end, she's a pretty sweet girl. With a black belt in karate and archery
champion of Tokyo... heheh.. well lets just say no one messes with her. She has black hair with
blue streaks.. a real rebel, and she'll kick your butt in German, seeing as she lived there for some
time in here youth. Morgan on the other hand.. well there is only one word to describe her..
"blonde". That's right.. the classic ditz... blonde hair, blue eyes.... born american.. she moved to
japan when she was very little because of her father, who was in the service. She does have a
weird obsession with muffins.. "nd tends to be quite the klutz.. But Morgan can be serious
though... She can read tarot cards .. "nd does know a lot about wicca. But overall she is still the
queen of klutziness.
Kagome wailed " WH"T THE HECK ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE"
Soko shrugged "heh.. we would be more than happy to tell you if you got us out of here first!"
Kagome sweatdropped "Oh! Right.. ha ha"
The girls step out of the well... look around....... Morgan is finally realizes that there not in
"Tokyo" and more (A/N Morgan ( there's no place like home! *clicks heels*)
Morgan stuttered "Holy... Shit... Kagome.. Where are we?" before she could say anything else
she started staring at what appeared to be a monk.. she started twisting her blond hair around her
finger.. but her dreamy daze was broken when.. Who pops out of the well?... None other than that
scum-bag Hojo!
But before Kagome couldn't answer... she was too busy staring at Hojo.
Inuyasha turned a bright red color "WHY THE HELL IS "HOBO" HERE?!!!" he screamed ("/N
(both) Our little invention *wink*)
Kagome sweatdropped "Oh great... next thing you know my parents are gonna be popping
through the well"
Clearly pissed off.. the hanyou went over to Hojo and started screaming at him
" WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE"
" INUYASHA BE NICE" Kagome was always polite... that was just in her personality.. but for
Inuyasha.......
"SHUTUP WENCH"
" OSUWARI!!!"
****thudd*****
Hojo walked over to Inuyasha and kneeled down and stuck a finger in Inuyasha's face
Inuyasha turned red and muttered something that sounded like "Shut up Human"
Morgan shot daggers at Hojo " Shut it Hojo..No one cares what you think!"
Hojo was offended " I think you should apologize"
Soko walked over to Morgan and crossed her arms " I think she shouldn't" Morgan and Soko
high-fived
Kagome sweatdrops "Ok well, let me introduce you to the gang.. Miroku.. Sango..Shippou and
Inuyasha.... these are my friends from school .. Morgan and Sovuroko.. Soko for short"
Soko squealed and pranced over to Inuyasha and starting admiring his silver hair ( who was still
on the ground from Kagome's " sit") " Morgan.. look at his hair!" she said stroking Inuyasha's
silver locks
Morgan ran over and followed her friend " You can have his hair.. but I want his cute widdle
kawii ears!" she went and played with Inuyasha's ears
Soko stood with a blank stare on her face "Thats redundant"
Inuyasha was confused... he didn't really have anything to say.. so he just stood there in awe
"Uh.. Kagome.. what are they doing?" said a very perplexed hanyou
"Ooo! look at this thing" Morgan noticed Kirara and she started skipping towards her, but her
being "Morgan" triped.. Soko, who was following her, triped over the fallen Morgan"
Inuyasha muttered "Bakas...." under his breath but Kagome heard him
"OSUWARI!
" Damn it wench!"
" That's so way to speak to a lady!"Hojo called after him
"SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!" Morgan and Soko yelled from their spot on the
ground
Inuyasha muttered something into the dirt
Soko whispers to Morgan "Is this the guy she likes?"
Morgan and Soko stood up and shook the dirt off of there school uniforms, and proceed to go
admire Kirara
Morgan squealed "KAWII!!!"in her very "Girly" voice
Morgan and Soko sat down.. their eyes are aglow, admiring Kirara, while Kagome and Inuyasha
were arguing about the two girls and Hojo (A/N Morgan.. Or should we say.. three girls!)
Morgan digs through her back pack... finds a popcorn bag and stars wolfing down its contents..
then remembered to be polite and offered some to Soko, Miroku, and Sango... who joined them
in watching the feuding duo
"What's this.." Miroku asked.. picking up a piece of popcorn.. eyeing it
"Um... food" Morgan stated
" Here it comes" Sango said.. "Kagome can be so... predictable at times" she thought.. eating a
popcorn kernel
" OSUWARI!!!"
**thudd**
They all winced as Inuyasha hits the ground
Soko shuddered " That has godda hurt"
" How does she do it?" Morgan continued... " the whole.. " osuwari" thing"
Sango and Miroku exchanged glances.. then said in unison " Long story"
Shippou ran and hopped on Morgan's lap
" "ww.. look? It's a cute.... little...............thing" Morgan said slowly.. She didn't catch on very
fast and was taken aback by the kitsune demon jumping on her
" I'm a kitsune"
Morgan flashed her innocent smile... " That was my next guess"
Soko sweatdropped " suuure it was Morgan-chan"
Being the klutz she was.. Morgan fell off the log she was sitting on... legs flying up in the air..
which caused her shoe to fly off and hit Hojo in the head"
" SCORE!! yelled Morgan.... (her and Soko loathed that little bastard)
Hojo fell to the ground.. Kagome being the kind hearted soul she was.. Immediately rushed to his
side.. Soko and Morgan stood.. expressionless
" FEH" Inuyasha said, Standing up and turning his head away from the seen
Morgan finally realizing she was sitting on the ground... sat up.... and flashed that oh so famous
smile of hers while Kagome glared at her and handed her the shoe
She laughed nervously." heh.. thanks Kagome-chan"
Hojo stood up and rubbed his head "I think you should apologize"
Soko glared at him "I think you should shut up"
" The bakas are actually right for once" said Inuyasha as he crossed his arms
" Well you're the one who likes him Kagome" Soko spat as she went and sat down next to Kirara
Inuyasha turned a bright shade of pink
Miroku needed to know the gossip "she what!?"
" You know, they went on a date" ... Soko stated matter-of-factly
" Tell me more!" implored the Houshi
"Well it all started when.." Soko continued, but was then cut off by Morgan
"They went to the movies" Morgan giggled.. The thought of going to the movies with the thing
Kagome called a man, humored her
Kagome turned a shade of pink similar to Inuyasha's face.. she clapped two hands over their
faces... "Shut up!" she muttered through clenched teeth
Soko pulled Kagome's hand off of her face.. "You know it's true"
Morgan did the same " Don't hide from the truth Kagome-chan"
Kagome's face now went from pink to scarlet " I HATE YOU GUYS" she screamed her voice
piercing the air
" No you don't.. You love us" Soko stated
Morgan and Soko couldn't contain themselves any longer.. they burst out laughing on the ground
" Kagome.. you should have seen your face" stated a very giggly Soko.. she tried to stand up.. but
crashed on the ground again.. clutching her side
" I CAN'T *gasp* BREATHE *hysterical breathing*" it was too much for Morgan to handle
Miroku snapped out of his "buddha face" "She can't breathe! I must put air in her lungs!" He
started towards Morgan... Soko stoped him
"Houshi.. I don't think thats neccisary"
Kagome was fuming.. and Inuyasha had a look on his face that is a cross between anger and
confusion
Inuyasha growled " You two bakas!"
" Oh please" continued Morgan.. trying to be casual " We're not that bad" she flips her blonde
hair
Soko walked over to Inuyasha. circling him " So what are you supposed to be.. a NEKO or
someting (Translations in the author notes!)
Inuyasha growled at Soko " ARE YOU BLIND? I AM AN INU DEMON YOU WENCH!"
" Well it's kinda hard to point that out when you have little neko ears"
" YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT BITCH"
"OSUWARI!!"
*thudd*
When the charm wore off.. Soko stood over Inuyasha.. tripping him when he attempted to stand
Soko and Morgan high fived
" Heheh.. revenge is sweet" stated Soko, with a very evil grin on her face
" I mean.. I really don't know what you see in him Kagome.." Morgan started back to the log she
was sitting on.. but triped over Miroku's staff... and fell to the ground
Soko shook her head and muttered " Klutz" under her breath
Morgan stood up and took a good look at Miroku.. "Hey!.. You're a priest!"... Morgan was
known for stateing the obvious
"Yes I am".. Miroku was trying to sound suave..." And how may I help a beautiful girl like your
self?"
Morgan suddenley went all giddy and flushed . and put on her cutesy school girl act
"Wow..." she said as she twisted her hair around her index finger
Sango saw this.. and in a split second hurled her boomerang at Miroku.. Soko hitting Morgan at
the same time
"So" Soko started " Do we get to help you guys look for shards, or what?"
"Feh... how would a human help us!'
" SHUT IT" Kagome yelled.. peircing the air with her shrill cry
" Well I know a lot about Tarot.. it might be useful to know your fate ahead of time" Morgan
said trying to sound professional..
"Well * ahem* I know alot about Fuedal Japan... it's like a second home to me.. and I am an
expert archer"...... Soko was a jack- of- all- trades
Morgan found the death card out of her tarot deck and began to taunt Inuyasha.. " Uh oh... looks
like things aren't looking good for the little neko!"
" You wench I'm an INU"
"Pfft.. don't get your ears in a twist.. death doesn't mean death you baka.. it means "new
beginnings" Morgan was trying to sounds professional (yet again) but.. failed when she tripped
over a rock
Soko shook her head " Real smooth"
" Do you think it's the shoes? Morgan pondered as Soko helped her up off the ground
" No.. it's just you" Morgan stuck her tounge out at Soko and went and sit next to Miroku.
"Hm.." Soko thought... " I'll follow her over there just to make sure she doesn't try anything
with the Houshi" Soko sat down on the other side of him
" Just my luck" the Houshi thought... he needed to take advantage of this situation.. so he placed
his left hand on "Soko" and his right on "Morgan" " Heaven" he thought
" HENTAI" Morgan and Soko screamed
The next thing you know Miroku was getting beaten up by all three girls.. Soko from the left..
Morgan from the right.. and Sango from behind
" Ah... the price I pay is worth it".. said a very bruised Houshi
" Let me guess.." Morgan stated.. " He's the pervert out of the group"
" You are right for one million dollars! " Kagome exclaimed...
"Woo!" Morgan.. waited.. she was expecting confetti to fall like the game shows on TV.. but
than realized she was in the middle of the woods.. not a TV studio, and she sighed
" Would you like to try for two million?" said a very sarcastic Kagome .. it's not like Morgan
could tell the difference anyway
"sure!" " maybe this is where the confetti falls!" Morgan thought
" Ok what am I doing right now" exclaimed Kagome
"... Thinking?" she cocked her head sideways..and twirled her hair around her finger
" WRONG"
"Awww" Morgan thought "No confetti"
"I sense a shikon jewel....Inuyasha get over here!" .. ah.. there it was again.. that wonderful shrill
cry that peirced the air
" Ah.. love" Morgan said with a dreamy look on her face.. She was trying to piss off Kagome..
and it was working 100%
"SHUT UP!"
Morgan held her ears.. Kagome could yell pretty loudly
" I sense it is that way.. In the west... Yes.. " Kagome paused for a moment.. Closed her eyes and
moved forward... letting the feeling seep through her entire body.. " it's in the Western lands"
All of a sudden Inuyasha grew a pale color.. " Shit...."
"Hey the neko went pale" and there morgan was... stating the obvious....
" I AM AN INU NOT A CAT "
" We should leave the camp in the morning" .. said a very authoritative Kagome.. she could
really take charge when she wanted too
" WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE DO THAT?"
" Because" said Kagome sticking her nose up at Inuyasha " the girls aren't ready"
" We get to go!" said one very happy duo of school girls
" Since it's summer break.. tell your parents that your spending the break with me.. in the states..
I'll have my mom call your parents to verify"
Morgan tripped over the well dragging Soko with her
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The girls hop back out of the well... with three duffel bags (each) morgan with arms full of..
what appeared to be muffin boxes.. and soko was trying to keep her boom box from falling
" How much shit could you possibly bring!" screamed one very pissed of hanyou
" Only the bare essentials" soko plops three duffel bags on the ground
The next thing anyone heard.. were the sobs of morgan.. and scattered muffins all over the
ground
" MY MUFFINS!!!" morgan sobbed as she crawled around trying to salvage the remaining ones
Even though morgan managed to save 15 out of her 20 muffin boxes.. she was still depressed.. so
she sat on a log and shoved one in her mouth
While morgan was chewing away blissfully... she saw the boom box out of the corner of her eye
"IDEA" she thought
" Soko.. why don't you put some music on!"
"Sure"... soko popped a cd into the boombox and turned up the volume
~I.....can't get out of bed today
Or get chu out my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave the love behind~
" WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GARBAGE" shouted Inuyasha.. he couldn't take anymore
"FEH" and he went along and hopped in his tree
~I ain't tripping.. I'm just missing you
You know what i'm saying.. you know what I mean
You got me hanging me on a string........~
Morgan got her hairbrush out of her back pack and was now using it as a "microphone". She
managed to drag Soko into it too
" Come on Kagome! Woo! you know you can't hold out for much longer!"
Kagome finally gave in and now there were three mindless school girls prancing around
" Bakas.. " muttered Inuyasha
Morgan tried standing on a log.. but knowing her.. it didn't work out to well.. she fell to the
ground.. letting go of her hairbrush.. hitting miroku in the head.. knocking him down
Soko sighed " I think that's enough of that" she approached the boom box and turned it off,
watching morgan run over to miroku
" Oh God!" the blonde haired Morgan was know running over to Miroku to help him up " I am
SO SORRY!"
She held out a hand to Miroku *nervous laughing* "heh.. I feel like a real ditz"
Soko muttered, " why feel like one when you are one!?".. but she didn't hear her
Morgan was waiting for his hand to meet hers.. but instead of his hand touching hers.. she found
it.. touching her butt.?..! Startled Morgan fell to the ground sitting on his hand...
Soko thought this is too perfect she quickly dove for her backpack rummaged through it for her
camera " SAY CHEESE!" she quickly snapped a shot of the mortified couple
Clearly embarrased, Morgan stood up.. pretended nothing happened.. nervously she laughed"
heheh... why is everyone staring .. there is nothing to see here"
Even Inuyasha managed to laugh
"oh REALLY!!?" soko exclaimed "this is going in the yearbook for sure!" an evil grin fell upon
her face
Shippou tugged on Kagome's leg " Kagome I'm hungry"
Just then Shippou's eye's caught a glimpse of Morgan's muffins.. Morgan shot an evil glare at
Shippou.. but he decided to press his luck.. all of a sudden Shippou grabbed one of Morgans's
muffins and darted off
"COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT" Morgan was now running around chasing Shippou
Miroku then said to Soko " I had no idea the key to a women's heart would be.. food"
Soko lets out an innocent snicker " it usually isn't.. it's only for her, and only muffins"
Miroku makes a mental note.. get a hold of "muffins"
Soko grabs muffin away from Shippou " You would be exposing yourself to great danger if you
ate that muffin, my dear kitsune" she handed the muffin back to Morgan
Morgan did her dreamy muffin gaze, then stuffed it in her mouth.. then hugged the box she was
holding "I love you muffins" everyone sweatdropped
" The little runt is right" stated Inuyasha as he hopped down from his tree " we haven't eaten all
day"
Kagome started to make the ramen.. Morgan and Soko pitched in.
While he was eating.. Shippou managed to spill an entire bowl of ramen on Inuyasha
" YOU BRAT"
kagome laughed nervously.. " heheh..you know... he really doesn't mean any harm to Shippou"
" I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" Inuyasha was seething with anger
"OSUWARI"
*****thudd*****
"um.. Kagome-chan? Is there any place we can take a bath? I think I'm starting to smell" stated a
very giggly Morgan
" yes Morgan-chan, there is a lake over there" said Kagome... shooting a very nasty look at
Inuyasha"
" Sango do you wish to join us?" asked Soko
"oh.. no thanks.. I better keep an eye on the houshi"
" "ww come on.. have fun with us..." pleaded Kagome
Sango sighed " alright fine.. INUYASHA YOU MAKE SURE HE STAYS WHERE HE IS"
"ango then shot a glare at Miroku
" yeah, yeah fine.. what ever, wench"
The girls walked off towards the lake
When they got to the lake.. Morgan already managed to trip over a rock and fall in " Fuh.. Fuh..
Fuh.. FREEZING"
Kagome and Sango said in unison " you get used to it" and they both hopped in
Soko was reluctant to get in the water.. but decided to hop on the band wagon anyway, she gritted
her teeth and dunked her head underwater.. she felt her body go numb.. but sucked it up and went
and joined the others
" Do you hear something? " asked Kagome just as Soko caught up with them
"n evil look fell upon Sango's face " HOUSHI!"
" Morgan go check" stated Soko with an expressionless face
" WHY ME!" Morgan whined... "with all my luck my towel with probably fall off in front of
him" she thought
Soko thought for a minute.. trying to think of an excuse that she would buy " Because" she
paused "You're the ditziest now go!" she snapped at Morgan and shoved a towel in her face
Morgan gritted her teeth and wrapped the towel around her ice cold body.. she pulled her self by
the lake and worked her way around to the bush.. tripping a few times along the way of course.. it
wouldn't be like Morgan if she didn't trip at least twice
Morgan held her towel opened the bush carefully.. and saw a very curious Miroku...
"HOUSHI!!" Morgan yelled..tried to slap him but it didn't work out to well because she tripped
and got a mouth full of leaves.. Miroku broke her fall... but his hand "coincidentally" landed on
Morgan's chest
Morgan screamed... loudly
She managed to wiggle away and dive back into the safety of the freezing cold water
sango shot an evil look at the "innocent Houshi"
~*~*~~*~*~* back at camp*~*~*~*~
Morgan went and sat down on the ground... her face was a bright pink color...
Miroku had a big smile on his face.. and a big red hand-print to match
Inuyasha sat poking the fire " I'm not even gonna ask...."
The next morning, Soko and Morgan were up at dawn.. and did the noble act of making the crew
breakfast
as soon as Inuyasha woke up.. he found a very eager Soko pestering him "NEKO-CHAN!" soko
screamed, Inuyasha jumped.
" I need a bow and arrows!" she whined to Inuyasha
" I need muffins" Morgan muttered to herself.. but Inuyasha heard her
" How the hell are you gonna fight with muffins!?" screamed the hanyou
" you cut me off before I could say... muffin"... she paused.. " bombs...."
everyone sweatdropped and inuyasha muttered something that sounded like "baka"
They started on the trail to kaede's village ***
They entered the hut.. and all sat around the fire.. Morgan was picking at her nail-polish.. Soko
was still pestering Inuyasha for a bow and arrow.. until he finally got up off his lazy Neko butt
and got her one
" So... "Morgan said non-chalantley.. eyeing her fingernails.... "who is this.. Kaede chick
anyway?"
Shippou exclaimed " Kikyou's sister"
" Hh yes... the keeper of the jewel..I've read about her.. " said the very intellectual Soko
Morgan noticed Kagome turn red.. " relax Kagome.. its not like she's Inuyasha ex-girlfriend or
anything"
" Guess what morgan? " said a very very red kagome through clenched teeth
"what!!?" said a very cheerful happy morgan
"SHE IS!" Kagome snapped at organ... Inuyasha looked like he was about to kill her
Morgan ran and sat behind Miroku.. "ahh.. so she is finally cozying up to me... haha you're a
smooth one Houshi" Miroku thought
Once Inuyasha calmed down... (Kagome had to "sit" him a couple times before he got to that
state of course) Morgan took notice to the beads on Miroku's hand
"Why do you have prayer beads over this one" Morgan asked., Sitting close to Miroku, picking
up his hand..
Miroku gulped.. " um.. well haha.. to make a long story short.. there is a black hole in my hand"
Morgan stared at him with her ditzty blonde blank stare, similar to the muffin daze.. but without
the dreamy eyes....
" I don't get it" morgan started to take off the prayer beads....
" DON'T! yelled a very startled houshi .. pulling his hand away... morgan grew sad.. he seemed
to have offended her
Morgan paused for a moment " I still don't get it" Morgan said... getting up to go sit next to
Soko....
Miroku sighed... "here" he took morgan's hand... " let me show you"
He lead her outside and had her stand behind him, ripped the beads off his hand and shouted ... "
KAZAANA!"
Suddenly.. a mess of trees... branches.. and other assorted objects were being hurtled into his
tunnel.. Morgan's eyes grew big and she mouthed a " WOW" to herself.... he closed the wind
tunnel " Now do you get it Morgan- sama?"
She plopped on the ground " Uh huh..." The houshi helped her up and led her back to the hut
" So.." implored Soko.....when do I get to fight with you guys?"
" NEVER " replied Inuyasha " Now, Shut up, wench!"
" Ich werde nicht Sie dumme Katze! " shouted Soko (Translation: "I will not you idiot cat!")
Inuyasha stared at her..... she had clearly outsmarted him.. and she knew it too.. she stuck her
nose up at inuyasha and glanced to see Morgan and Kagome clutching there sides on the floor....
Miroku was even laughing. Inuyasha felt stupid.. he had to say something...
"FEH"
" I outsmarted the Neko" Soko said, sticking her chin up in the air and then she looked at
Inuyasha " I bet you feel pretty stupid now" Soko then joins the gang in laughing and clutching
their sides on the floor
"bout 5 minutes later.. everyone catched their breath and seems to be doing their own thing..
Kagome and Soko were having target practice, Sango was polishing her precious boomerang...
Inuyasha was torturing Shippou... and Morgan is trying to teach the houshi how to read tarot
" Okay!" stated morgan " the first thing you wanna do is..." she paused...." wait! I forgot
something!" morgan ran over to her back pack and took out a muffin... she skipped back to
miroku and sat back down "okay, now we can start"
soko gigled while shooting an arrow
" hey.. I wouldn't be laughing if I were you.. muffins are the key to sucess with the elements..
remember that.. it will get you far in life"
"I'm sure.." replied soko.. shaking her head
"Some people just underestimate the power of muffins" said morgan very nonchalantley..
shuffling her cards
"pfft yeah.. remember that one time... when you beat up a sumo wresteler for taking one!?" said
Soko lowering her bow
morgan stood.. "yeah, that baka went down!"
" yeah everyone called you "Muffin girl" after that" giggled soko
Morgan sighed " those were the days..." she looked at the muffin with those big blue dreamy
eyes... then devoured it whole
" so what's so special about these muffins anyway?" implored Sango.
"why, they are only the most.." she sighed in a dreamy way " wonderful food man has ever
made!" she sighed again.. and fell on her back with the "muffin daze" on her face
Shippou ruined the moment " can I have one!?"
Soko muttered to herself.. " Oh God"
Morgan went up in shippous face " NO!!!!"
"come on, let him have one," said kagome being the good, kind soul she was
Morgan crossed her arms.. " if he has one.. everyone is gonna want one"
" Not me.. human food is for bakas" Inuyasha stated
" "nd what about ramen?!" exclaimed Soko
" FEH EXCEPT RAMEN!"
Morgan gulped... I can't believe I'm doing this she thought " Who wants a muffin".. she said
without any expression as she opened the box
Soko gasped
" Pfft.. If you guys want one you better get one now!. This is the only chance your EVER gonna
get!" stated soko
Everyone grabbed a muffin.. except the neko
"Hey! Where is hobo?" asked a very giggly soko
" Who?"... morgan was confused.. but this was nothing new
" HOBO!"
she quickly snapped out of the muffin daze " GRRR I HATE HIM"
" *ahem* but what do you two.. or should i say three! (she glared at inuyasha) have againsn't
Hojo!" said a very red kagome as she crossed her arms
Soko began, counting them off on her fingers as she went "besides from him exsisting ... I don't
think you want me to list everything"
Morgan agreed.. " yeah it's just his whole aura.. GRR I HATE HIM"
" to be honest kagome.. I think he is a homosexual... " said soko trying very hard not to crack a
smile
" I have to agree with the baka's on this one.. " inuyasha jumped on every chance he could get to
trash Hobo
" I mean...." continued morgan..."he never made a move on kagome"...
"yeah and he's always hanging out with that "Taki" guy all the time"
" she does have a point kagome"
" HOBO IS A HOMO!!!" exclaimed Inuyasha as he was clutching his side rolling on the floor..
everyone followed him shortly.. except Kagome of course.. She was bright red.. But she gave in
eventually
"fter about 5 minutes of good, solid laughing.. everyone is back to normal (and breathing)
" so.. are we going to continue to the Western lands tomorrow?" Soko was very excited... she
loved adventure
"That was too much.. *sighs*I need a muffin"Said Morgan (obviously)
" We"ll start on the trail tomorrow Soko-chan" replied Kagome
" WHERE ARE MY MUFFINS!!!" shouted Morgan.. her voice echoed throughout the whole
clearing
Morgan plopped on the ground and starts to hypervenilate..
" Oh please! You don't need them that badly." impored soko" I mean.. how can you not gain
10,000,000,000,000 pounds a day by eating all of them?!"
"muffins *breathes* are for * breathes* my soul!!!! If I don't have them " she paused. " MY
SOUL WILL DIE!!!"
"pch.. get over it.." soko said to the panicing muffin princess as she handed her a cookie
Morgan grabs the cookie... " I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER get over my muffins" she took a
bite out of the cookie.. " it's just not the -- WOW THESE ARE REALLY GOOD" Morgan then
wolfed down the whole box
everyone sweatdroped
" I love cookies almost as I love muffins!!" said a very happy school girl
shippou yawned " I'm tired kagome"
" ok Shippou, time for bed " kagome proceeded to tuck the little kitsune cub in for the night
Morgan and Soko leaned against a tree and read their manga, Miroku sat next to Morgan and
looked over to see " Chii" on the cover of her Chobits manga..
" Wow she's hot!"
Morgan sighed and slapped him with the book, he then looked over at Soko's manga..
"wow she's hot too!" he exclaimed when he looked at "Umi" on the Rayearth cover.
Soko took Morgan's arm and dragged her to another tree.... even though she secretly didn't want
to leave the houshi's side ...she had no choice
!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!!*!*!*!*!*!*!*
It was soon morning.... and the fire was almost out.. they start on the trail to the Western lands..
Morgan triped about 100 times...Miroku gave morgan his staff to walk with so she wouldn't trip
every 10 feet.. it seemed to help.. for a little while at least
They approach a mountainous pass....
"I smell a wolf" Inuyasha stated
" oh great.." Kagome buried her head in her hands
"Yo! Kagome "
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Morgan : Haha! well everyone that is the end of the first part of chapter one.. that's right me and
my co-author decided to split up the chapter.. cause it was so long
So we like it when you read. .and we like it when you review! but please.. direct flames twords
my friend here.. *eats muffin* Oh! And if you are gonna complain about there being a " insead of an A We already know....hehehe we were having formatting problems ^_^;
Thanks for reading.. "u Revoiur!
Michaela: G"H! I had to do all the correcting for your half! Do you not know how to
C"P"TILIZE! O_o
Morgan: *Nervous laugh*
Michaela: *Shakes fist* My "Shift" key is all worn out!
Morgan: Heheheh.......^_^;
Michaela: Start running.....
Morgan: *runs to find Miroku*
Thats all for now folks!
Translations:
Neko- cat
-Chan - My friend (Usualy used by girls that are friends, or lovers)
Shikon no tama- ( I really hope you don't need this one) The Shikon Jewel
Oh FYI "wicca" is a religion
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