Nanashi
Disclaimer - Neither I or my co writer own anything of the Inuyasha series........It belongs to Rumiko Tachechi........she is a genius *dreamy sigh*
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Last time:
Kagome: "Kouga-kun!"
Kouga: Yo! Kagome!
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This time:
Inuyasha yelled from his spot in the front of the group- "Damn it all.......Not YOU"
Kagome laughed nervously at the current situation- "heh heh heh....."
Soko- "who is HE?"
Morgan- "What's going on....I need another muffin...."
Kagome: "Guys, this is Kouga. Kouga, these are my friends; Morgan and Sovuroko - Soko for short."
Morgan just stared at Kouga...
Soko- "Why does he have.....a tail?"
Kagome- "He is a wolf yokai, "
"Iiiii seeeee," Soko said slowly
Morgan- "Wow........"
Soko- "interesting..."
With a ditzy smile on her face Morgan said " Feudal Japan is full of little surprises, ain't it?"
Soko circled Kouga with a look of deep thought across her face "Yup," She said " Just like I thought.....This one's a leader!" She giggled like the school girl she was " I can tell!"
Morgan sighed. "You and your stupid smartness....." She turned to Kouga, "So, do you honestly have wear that skirt?" She asked
Kouga look puzzled. "What's a "Skirt"?"
All the girls giggled but Sango.
"Never mind!" Morgan squealed as she banged her head against Miroku's staff.
"Hey, watch it there!" Miroku warned
"It's worth my pain"
"I was talking about my staff!"
"Pch, stupid monk," Soko said looking at Miroku as if he was some sort of disgusting bug.
"Anyway," Started Morgan, "How do y'all know each other?"
Kagome thought about this for a moment. "ummmm," she started, "Kouga kidnaped me, he says he loves me.....Inuyasha hates him....He comes around every now-and-then. No biggy!" She finished with a smile
Morgan " AHA!" She accused, "ANOTHER crush!"
Soko- No wonder why Inuyasha hates him..........Lover's jealousy," She said while controlling her laughter
Morgan went over to Inuyasha. "How cute, the little neko hates the wolf," She said while playing with his ears
"I am a F***ing inu, wench!" Inuyasha growled out while having a vain pop on his temple.
"Aww, don't cuss now!" She said, smiling sweetly and winking " you know you like it when people scratch your ears"
Soko giggled at this " Well, even if he doesn't like it," she started " we like to do it to him" She winked. "Gimme an ear"
Morgan gave way and let Soko take one of his ears
"Haha...Hey! Stop it!," Inuyasha yelled
"Hmmm......." said Soko, " lemme think about it....................................NO!"
Kouga could no longer control his laughter. He burst out, and within seconds he was holding his sides.
Miroku was getting jealous of Inuyasha getting all the attention. He needed a plan. "Sango! Oh Sango!" he called (A/N (Morgan) More like "Morgan! Oh Morgan! ^.~)
Miroku gave up on calling for Sango, even if she did reply, she would be too wise as to what he was doing.
He walked up to Morgan (A/N (Morgan) Oh yeah!) And put a hand on her butt.
"Houshi-sama!" She screamed right into Inuyasha's ears
Sango came up to Houshi and slaped him HARD. It could be heard all over the area. The birds flyed away from there places on the trees.
Miroku and Inuyasha lay on the ground, twitching...
Kouga falled to the ground, laughing so hard. He gained his composer back quickly. " I have to leave now." A "yay" could be heard from both Soko and Morgan. "Kagome-dono, do you wish to come with me?"
Soko- "What the 'ell?" Soko asked with her left eye twitching
"She will not!"Inuyasha yelled, now standing
"Can't, sorry,"Kagome said plainly
"Yeah, she can't. Now get the shit out of here!" Inuyasha roared
"As you wish, Kagome-hime," Kouga said, completely ignoring Inuyasha
And then there was silence........wait.............no........And then there was no Kouga (a/n (Michaela
hehe)
Morgan groweled. "I don't like him," she said."he wears a skirt for Christ's sake."
Soko then helped Miroku off the ground." yeah," she agreed, " he seems homo like Hobo."
"Indeed," Morgan said while nodding
"I am starting to like you baka nas," Inuyasha said while looking at the duo.
"We're not so bad," Morgan said, flipping her bouncy blonde hair
Soko-following the suite- flipped her long black as well
Miroku had one of his "urges" again.
"Morgan," he asked," will you bear my child?"
Morgan laughed at first. Then the reality of what he said took hold. "WHAT!" She yelled " No! That idea has about the same chances of me saying yes as a snowball does in Hell!" She paused. "I mean, you're cute and all, but..........give it a rest."
"Ahh, well," he started, looking disappointed," I gave it a shot at least. He pause. "Soko, how 'bout you?"
Soko looked at him with disgust. "Second choice! No way!" she hollered
"Sango, what about you?"
"We'll see houshi"
Everyone gasped
Sango blushed at this, "w-well,' She stuttered
Kagome let out a mix between a nervous and a worried laugh, " ha hah ha.........Are you okay, Sango-chan?"
Sango- "No, I think........I-I think I have a fever"
Kagome rest the palm of her hand on Sango's forhead.
"Drats," Miroku thought, " I wanted to do that...I mean.........it's the perfect oppritunity.....She would be foucusing on the hand I put on her forehead, not the hand I put......his thoughts drifted into some even more perverted thoughts. Miroku grinned evily at this.
"Houshi?" Morgan asked, " what are you smiling at?"
"Nothing, nothing at all!" Miroku said a bit too quickly.
He was saved by whatever Morgan was going to say next, thanks to Kagome.
"You're right, you do have a fever Sango," Kagome said
Soko let out a sigh of relief, " that explains it then"
"I am so SMART," Morgan started with the "blonde" giggle of her's, " I brought TYLENOL!"
"What's "Tylenol"?" Sango asked, truly curious
"It's a medicine from our time," Kagome explained simply "You take them and they get rid of your fever."
"Yeah," Morgan agree, thankful to be saved from having to explain it, "here, take these to pills and swallow them," She said, handing the pills to Sango.
"Curses," Said Miroku quietly," I liked her when she had a fever"
Unfortionaly for him though, both Soko and Morgan heard his comment
Morgan- "God help us..."
Soko-"yes, Kami help us all" she said while shaking her head
"You know," Morgan began, "you really don't act like a priest"
"Really?"
"Yeah, you tend to...........whats the word I'm looking for.........Ah yes!..Exploit women"
"Well, it is better that than alter boys," Soko said with a smile on her face, and a giggle wanting to come forth
"Yeah, for real," Morgan replied with an equal smile on her face
"What?"Miroku asked, confused
"Never mind," said Soko, waving a hand to emphasize her point
"Yeah, forget it," Morgan agreed, walking to her bag to get a cookie. Being the "Morgan" that she is, she tripped on a rock in the process.
"Smooth," Commented Soko, sarcastically
Morgan bounced back up like nothing happend. "I'm cool, I'm cool,"he said
"No you're not," Soko said with a laugh
"Would you bakas stop fooling around! We need to get back on that trail!" Inuyasha called from about 30 feet away
"Shut up NEKO!" Yelled Soko
"Wench!" he retorted
"Dumbass!"
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called, "Owsari!"
.:Thud:.
"Thank you, Kagome-chan," said Soko
"Anytime," Replied Kagome, dusting off her hands
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Should I cut you guys of here?
Maybe
I dunno
What do you think
hmm
Morgan?
What do you think?
Hmm, I dunno........
It's up to you, Michaela....
Okay
In the western lands
.:..:.
"It's that way!" Kagome called as she opened her eyes and pointed farther west
"Hai!" all but Inuyasha called.
Inuyasha hadn't moved.
"What's up?"Kagome asked him?
The air grew cold. "I smell him," he replied quietly
"Who?" Morgan asked
"The Easter bunny!" Kagome called sarcastically
Morgan, being "Morgan" didn't know that this was sarcasm.
"But, it's summer? He is only around in spring....."
At this, Soko hit her up-side the head. "Dummy," She said, "Kagome-chan was being sarcastic.....which she learned from me," She said proudly
"So, really, who is it?"Soko asked
"Shesshomaru..." Inuyasha said, drifting off into thought
"Who's he?" Morgan asked, innocently
Soko growled at her and shook her head
"Kagome's other crush?"
"He's the Lord of the Western lands!"
"Oh..." said Morgan, staring off into space, clearly not knowing that this was a problem.........Because...........She's Morgan
"He is also Inuyasha's evil, full demon, ½ brother," added Kagome, knowing full well that Morgan didn't understand
"Does he have widdle, kawii ears too?" Asked Morgan excitedly....(appatently she didnt hear that evil part)
"I wish," Kagome said while sighing
"WHAT!?" Inuyasha asked, insecurely
"Nothing, nothing, lets just keep moving"
Inuyasha sniffed the air. "Can smell him.........he's near."
"Ack! I don't wanna fight him!" Kagome whined
"Oh come on, Kagome-chan, he can't be that bad
"Speak of the devil..." said Kagome
"OH.........My...........lord..........HE IS SO FRICKEN HOT!" Squealed Soko
"I-i-i..........Wow." Stuttered Morgan
"Feh. He isn't that great"
"YES HE IS!!....."replied Soko
Morgan ran over to the priest and buried her face in his shoulder "I on't like hmm, he smmms.......scary!," she said, ½ muffled
"Greetings, half breed brother," Shesshomaru said, in his usual, superior voice " You never cease to amaze me......more humans.........pathetic
"SCARY!" Screamed Morgan
"That he is,......but he is also DAMN sexy and powerful...." at this, Soko squealed at her own comment
"You can have him.......I'll stick to the monk," Morgan said, forgeting her fear and placeing an evil grin on her face
"What?" asked Miroku, he had been listening to Soko, not Morgan
"Oh,.......Nothing.."Morgan said, looking worried that the Monk might have heard her.
Unfortunately, Sango had...
And her reply to this : "Hmmphh!"
"Now! Hand over the sword quietly and I shall make your punishment of trespassing swift....and not too painful."
"You aren't as smart as I thought you were, Sesshoumaru-sama," Soko said, stepping forward
Sesshomaru just eyed her
"You actually believe, even for one second he will hand it over quietly? He won't even consider the request!"
Morgan let out a nervous laugh " You had better stop.....You're gonna get us killed.," She thought for a moment. "I'll never eat another muffin!" She started to sob in the Houshi's robes
"I got this, don't worry," she said looking over at Morgan and giving her a comforting smile
"Cease your talking.......filthy human!"
"With all due respect, I think not!" She took a breath. "You ask him to hand it over even though you know damn well he won't!" She laughed "what a waste of time. And here I thought that lords were busy people," She shook her head. Then looked him in the eye "you must not take your duties seriously!"
"Oh shit! She's pissing him of........look at him.........Hold me!" Morgan whispered to Miroku
"With pleasure," he said with a sly grin
"You have quite the tongue on you human," started Shesshomaru "Silence it!"
"I must decline to your proposition," Soko replied with a smile.
Inuyasha and Kagome just stared at Soko like she was insane
Kagome- Soko-chan, for the love of god........STOP
"Nay, Kagome-chan," She said with yet another friendly smile
"Oh god! Oh god, oh god, oh god!"Morgan thought. "I wont be able to eat muffins OR cookies if I die!" She whined into Miroku's robes, yet again
"I, Shesshomaru-sama, shall not tolerate such stupidity," He said while puting his hand out front of him and flexing his fingers
"Is it not improper to refer to one's self twice in the same statment?"
"We're gonna die, aren't we?"Asked Morgan, not looking for a reply
"Yeeepp,"Miroku replied slowly not seeming to worry as much as Morgan
"It matters not to me the rules that you inferior humans put on language," Sesshomaru said, flexing his claws, still more
"Oh, so you are above being proper........amazing!"
"So....scary....yet..so.....sexy!" Cried Morgan looking at Sesshomaru in awe
"And here I thought a Lord to be profound.......tisk tisk..." Said Soko, waving her index finger, like a mother would to a child
"Shut your trap, wench!" Sesshomaru called to Soko
"I, Sovuroko, shan't do such a thing," she said in a mocking tone " And, for the record, I am no wench."
Sesshomaru eyed her once again..........No human had ever stood up to him for so long and lived....
"Also-" she started, but Soko was cut off. Inuyasha pushed into Sango and walked forward to Sesshomaru.
"Shut up!" He yelled to Soko "this is my battle- not yours!"
"Oh, I am so sure," Soko retorted sarcastically
Morgan plopped down on the ground. She just stared into space. She was finally understanding that this wasn't a game of pick-up-sticks.
Soko picked herself up from her place by Sango, and sat down next to her blonde friend.
(Back to the fight)
Inuyasha drew his sword. A "shing" could be heard by all. "Lets end this, my dear brother."
"Ladies first!" Shesshomaru said to him, with a smirk on his face
As the battle ensued, Morgan turned to gaze at Soko. A look of awe was written on her face. "That.....was.......awesome!" She said slowly with a grin
"Hehe," Soko giggled "Wasn't it?"
"Can I have a cookie?" Morgan asked, her sweet craving self returning
"Sure, why not. This looks like it might take a while," Soko agreed "Grab me one too, if you will!"
"Alrighty!" Morgan said, makeing her way over to the back-pack that held the o-so-precious sweets. She grabbed 4 cookies. 3 for her and 1 for Soko
Her being "Morgan" she skipped back with the cookies, tripping on the perverted priest. "Ooff" She moaned. "Here's you cookie" she said, stretching out her arm to Soko
Soko sighed. "The klutz has returned" She mumbled, taking a bite off her cookie "tanky-tanky," she said through a full mouth of cookie, acting like our dear Morgan
"You know," Morgan started dusting herself off "I am starting to get used to the whole "tripping" thing"
"So am I," Soko agreed, ½ jokingly
"It doesn't hurt anymore," She paused "Maybe my skin is getting thicker!"
"The only thing thick about you is your head," Soko said shaking her head slowly
Morgan didn't hear this. She was too busy staring dreamily at Miroku. Soko noticed this and slapped her with a cookie promptly
"Sorry 'bout that!" Morgan said, waving her hand up and down
" 's okay," Soko said, followed with a sigh "you cant help it, right"
"Exactly!" Morgan agreed with a goofy smile
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called, she was the only one watching the fight, "Can I shoot him yet?"
Soko's attention was now brought back to the fight "Yeah, me too!" She called " I want to hurt something!"
Inuyasha just gave a grunt. Being that they really did want to hurt stuff (well only Soko, Kagome wanted to "help") They took this as a "Yes"
Kagome fired one of her "Specialty" miko arrows. Sesshomaru- being used to this- caught it before it even touched him, and dissolved it with his poison.
Soko shot 3 arrows in rapid succession at shesshomaru-all at different angles.
Sesshomaru dodged 2 of the arrows effortlessly, but at doing this, made one almost hit him.
"Stronger than I expected from a human,"Shesshomaru thought. "No matter"
"I am going to do closer combat," Soko told the rest of them
"You are INSANE!" Morgan screamed at her. "Whatever, do as you will, I am gonna stay here with houshi," She said. Ending with her classic "Blonde" grin
"What can I do for ya Neko-chan?" Soko asked, walking up to Inuyasha
"Go away, bitch," He said, agitated "you're distracting me!"
"What ever, dumbass,"She said with a bit of a smile that seemed too sweet
Soko fired another arrow at the Lord. It missed by a hair
"Damn it!" she thought while setting up another arrow. "This time for sure!" she fired her newly strung bow, positive that it HAD to hit something.
She was right....kinda. It put a tiny scratch on Sesshoumaru-sama's arm
"Yes!,"she thought, "it did it something at least.....that's a start!" She began to set up another shot "I just need to aim better. Remeber the video game rule: Hit , not where they ARE but where they will be!"
She fired another arrow. The video game rule never fails. This time the shot made a deeper cut in his shoulder
"Damn her!" Sesshomaru thought "Inuyasha, you are weaker than I thought.........depending on humans to win youre fight," He said aloud He took out his Dokkasou (the whip thing) and attacked Soko. Soko dodged the attack, but fell to the ground from the momentum.
Morgan ran to her side, dropping her cookies, clearly worried."Soko-chan!" She called quickly "Are you okay!?"
"Yes, I am fine," She replied, standing up
"Do you need a cookie?"
Soko laughed. "That's okay Morgan-chan," she said
Morgan shrugged, "Just thought I'd ask."
With that, Morgan ran back to sit with the Houshi.
Soko picked up her bow and arrows. She paused, and then tossed them over to the area of the others (Morgan, Miroku, Sango, Kiara, and Shippou) all sat, watching
She ran up to Sesshomaru with extreme speed, she didn't even know she possessed. She turned to her side. She kicked him in the gut. The sound from it was louder than anyone had anticipated. She grabbed her dagger from her side, and punchred him in his side. She quickly jumped in the air (A/N (Michaela) Ranma style ^.~), did a back flip and landed by where her bow and arrows still lie, and picked them up. She prepared a shot, and fired it at Shesshomaru, hitting him in the arm.
Morgan looks wide eyed as the seen played out, " I need a cookie," She told no one in particular. She watched as Soko Shot the arrow "I need TWENTY!" She wailed, hiding her face in Miroku's robes.
Miroku tried not to smile, but did anyway........a big....Stupid smile lay about his face.
Everyone stopped to just stare in astonishment at Soko
She was gravely annoyed by this. "Carry on," She said brightly
They still stared
"I said "Carry on""
Everyone still stared....Even Morgan stopped eating cookies
Inuyasha finally said what was on everybody's mind. "How the Hell did you do that....?"
"Does it matter?" She said in annoyance
"Yes!" They all chorused, but Sesshomaru, he was just looking at her with his stoic mask at play
"I'll explain latter!" She hollered, even though she-herself- had no idea " Now carry on!"
They still stared
"Damn it!" She yelled, "Carry the fricken Hell on!" At this time, she had a vain popping at her temple.
Sesshomaru felt very weak. She had punctured him-with the dagger- at a very sensitive nerve. He struggled to stand up strait, shaking as he did so.
He removed the arrow from his arm, making a very flashy show by making it dissolve with poison. Then, he took the dagger out of his side and looked at it like it was some sort of evil weapon of mass destruction (A/n (Michaela) Not really, no, I just wanted to say that =D) He dropped the dagger to the ground, and disappeared into the night's sky.
Morgan just stared, her eyes as big as plates. "WOW...." she said in her utter amazement of the events
"Holy shit, wench..." Inuyasha said in a dazed tone
"Amazing," Kagome said quietly
Everyone else just stared
"WHAT?!" Soko asked, eye twitching
"H-how did you do that?" asked Morgan
"Well, I AM a black belt!"
"Bu-but, I know other black belts..........they can't do anything like that. I am a black belt, and I didn't learn anything like that!"
"Hmm...yes, but you were never very coordinated," she said with a wink "Always tripping....and you couldn't go through practice without begging the sensai to let you have a muffin...."
"But still! That was a VERY fricken hard kick, my friend!" she shifted her weight into the Houshi. " I could hear it in the preist's robes! It was that hard!"
Kagome couldn't stop staring. " Wow........I mean..........Wow!"
Soko sighed in annoyance "Can we drop this now!?"
"No!" They all said together
"Come on guys, it wasn't that special...."
"Pfft, yeah right!.....You were like Batman...........Or Cat-woman....or even better WONDER WOMAN!"
"Wonder Woman, thank you, and no, I wasn't!"
"I think you need some cookies," Morgan said, quirking an eyebrow
"Are you a Youkai?" Inuyasha asked
"Hell no!" Soko replied, eye twitching
"Are you sure?"
"YES!"
"That was a really dumb question, Neko..." Morgan said, with a cookie in hand
"Yes, I agree with Morgan," Soko said. She noticed the cookie in Morgan's hand and decided to take her up on her offer. "Hey, Morgan-chan, be a dear and grab me a cookie."
Morgan just nodded her head, not saying anything and grabbed another cookie for Soko.
"Thank you."
"Uh huh," She said, still in awe
Out of nowhere, Kagome spoke. "I can sense a shikon shard!"
She closed her eyes, and let her body play a game of hot and cold as to where the shard was located.
She walked right up to Soko and opened her eyes. "What the..?" She said in truthful surprise
"Holy crud..." Morgan said, fully leaning into the priest
Inuyasha looked puzzled "Sh-she has a shard?"
Sango finally spoke for the first time since the "ass whooping" "That doesn't make any sense.."
"How did you get one?" Kagome asked
"Ohh!...It all makes sense now!" Morgan said, letting Miroku be relieved of her weight " the reason why Soko-chan has a shard is because when Kagome-chan went down the well," She stared, pointing her index finger at the person in question as she spoke, switching when a new name was announced , " a piece of the necklace fell! That's how we got here in the first place. Duh!" She said, hitting herself lightly on the forehead.
"Oh yeah!" Soko said, enlightened, "I forgot about that!"
"How convenient," Kagome said sarcastically
"Isn't it?" Soko replied is sarcasm as well. She could be Queen of sarcasm if she wanted to be.
"You dropped shards!" Inuyasha said, turning to Kagome "careless wench!"
"Inuyasha..........OSAWRI!"
Soko muttered something that sounded remarkably like "Dumbass" Making Morgan giggle
"Ahh....A love hate relationship!" Morgan said after she recovered from her giggles
"Yes," Agreed Soko, " They love to hate each other."
"Aww.......isn't it cute?" Morgan asked no one in particular
"Lets leave them alone," Miroku said, with a wholesome grin on his face
"I agree," said Soko. And with that, Soko, Morgan, and the rest left the couple alone in the forest
"I-I-I have a confession to make!" Morgan said after they were a good distance away from Inuyasha and Kagome
"Sure, what?" Soko asked casually
"I-I Likemymuffinsbetterthanyourcookies!" She said quickly
"Ahh!"Soko said in an offended manner "No more cookies for you!"
"I am sorry! Muffins are apart of my soul!
"Pch...fine..keep your stupid muffins...."
Morgan stucked out her lower lip and made it quiver like she was gonna cry. She sniffed
Soko could not help but give into the puppy dog pout..... "Ahh...not the pout. Fine, you ca have cookies, too!"
"Oh God, am in heaven!" Morgan said while looking up to the sky
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The End.......Of chapter 1 ^.~
Author notes time! The "Morgan" talk to is my co-author
Michaela: You have no idea how long this took to write! *whine*
Morgan: It was good.....remember.........You're Wonder Woman
Michaela: Yay! Oh! And by the way...heh heh heh.....If you don't know what some of the word in this story are I feel for you........here are the translations
Youkai — Japanese word for demon/Monster/Goblin/ ect Pronounced Yo-caI
Neko ------ Japanese word for Cat Pronounced Nay-ko
-dono ----- Suffix Miss Pro. Doh-no
- Sama ----- Suffix Lord/Powerful Master Pro Saw-ma
-hime ----- Suffix Pro- He-may
I think that's all..........If I missed any Tell me ^.~
Michaela: So, do you really like muffins, Morgan?
Morgan: haha.......yeah....but not as much as the story.
Morgan: Do you really know German?
Michaela: A little bit
Morgan: cooli-ness
Michaela: Ain't it? I know one phrase by heart too!
Morgan: Which one is that?
Michaela: Ich mag lesen
Morgan:..........Whats that mean?
Michaela: It mean' "I like to read" and hopefully, you people who are reading this out there like to review, because we love 'em
Morgan: That's right!
Michaela: Oh...but flames HAVE to be directed to me
Morgan: yes *puts hand to head* I couldn't take it if y'all hated it
Michaela: hehe
Morgan: look! It's the muffin fish! ((((*
Michaela: *sniker* Kawii! *glee*
Michaela: I wanna go to Sesshomaru's Castel!...........He is so hot ^.^
Morgan: too bad they are just drawings *sigh*
Michaela: yeah, if they weren't "Let the ravishing Begin!" *gong*
Morgan: I'll bring the muffins!
Michaela: I got the cookies!
Michaela: Oh, and my Care Bear.........I love that thing
Morgan: Woo! *bliss*
Michaela: * do a lil' dance!* ) (^.^)
Morgan: Lmao
That's all folks!
Y'all come back now, ya hear?!
^.~
Lates peeps
Michaela AKA Sovuroko
Morgan AKA Morgan
Disclaimer - Neither I or my co writer own anything of the Inuyasha series........It belongs to Rumiko Tachechi........she is a genius *dreamy sigh*
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Last time:
Kagome: "Kouga-kun!"
Kouga: Yo! Kagome!
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This time:
Inuyasha yelled from his spot in the front of the group- "Damn it all.......Not YOU"
Kagome laughed nervously at the current situation- "heh heh heh....."
Soko- "who is HE?"
Morgan- "What's going on....I need another muffin...."
Kagome: "Guys, this is Kouga. Kouga, these are my friends; Morgan and Sovuroko - Soko for short."
Morgan just stared at Kouga...
Soko- "Why does he have.....a tail?"
Kagome- "He is a wolf yokai, "
"Iiiii seeeee," Soko said slowly
Morgan- "Wow........"
Soko- "interesting..."
With a ditzy smile on her face Morgan said " Feudal Japan is full of little surprises, ain't it?"
Soko circled Kouga with a look of deep thought across her face "Yup," She said " Just like I thought.....This one's a leader!" She giggled like the school girl she was " I can tell!"
Morgan sighed. "You and your stupid smartness....." She turned to Kouga, "So, do you honestly have wear that skirt?" She asked
Kouga look puzzled. "What's a "Skirt"?"
All the girls giggled but Sango.
"Never mind!" Morgan squealed as she banged her head against Miroku's staff.
"Hey, watch it there!" Miroku warned
"It's worth my pain"
"I was talking about my staff!"
"Pch, stupid monk," Soko said looking at Miroku as if he was some sort of disgusting bug.
"Anyway," Started Morgan, "How do y'all know each other?"
Kagome thought about this for a moment. "ummmm," she started, "Kouga kidnaped me, he says he loves me.....Inuyasha hates him....He comes around every now-and-then. No biggy!" She finished with a smile
Morgan " AHA!" She accused, "ANOTHER crush!"
Soko- No wonder why Inuyasha hates him..........Lover's jealousy," She said while controlling her laughter
Morgan went over to Inuyasha. "How cute, the little neko hates the wolf," She said while playing with his ears
"I am a F***ing inu, wench!" Inuyasha growled out while having a vain pop on his temple.
"Aww, don't cuss now!" She said, smiling sweetly and winking " you know you like it when people scratch your ears"
Soko giggled at this " Well, even if he doesn't like it," she started " we like to do it to him" She winked. "Gimme an ear"
Morgan gave way and let Soko take one of his ears
"Haha...Hey! Stop it!," Inuyasha yelled
"Hmmm......." said Soko, " lemme think about it....................................NO!"
Kouga could no longer control his laughter. He burst out, and within seconds he was holding his sides.
Miroku was getting jealous of Inuyasha getting all the attention. He needed a plan. "Sango! Oh Sango!" he called (A/N (Morgan) More like "Morgan! Oh Morgan! ^.~)
Miroku gave up on calling for Sango, even if she did reply, she would be too wise as to what he was doing.
He walked up to Morgan (A/N (Morgan) Oh yeah!) And put a hand on her butt.
"Houshi-sama!" She screamed right into Inuyasha's ears
Sango came up to Houshi and slaped him HARD. It could be heard all over the area. The birds flyed away from there places on the trees.
Miroku and Inuyasha lay on the ground, twitching...
Kouga falled to the ground, laughing so hard. He gained his composer back quickly. " I have to leave now." A "yay" could be heard from both Soko and Morgan. "Kagome-dono, do you wish to come with me?"
Soko- "What the 'ell?" Soko asked with her left eye twitching
"She will not!"Inuyasha yelled, now standing
"Can't, sorry,"Kagome said plainly
"Yeah, she can't. Now get the shit out of here!" Inuyasha roared
"As you wish, Kagome-hime," Kouga said, completely ignoring Inuyasha
And then there was silence........wait.............no........And then there was no Kouga (a/n (Michaela
hehe)
Morgan groweled. "I don't like him," she said."he wears a skirt for Christ's sake."
Soko then helped Miroku off the ground." yeah," she agreed, " he seems homo like Hobo."
"Indeed," Morgan said while nodding
"I am starting to like you baka nas," Inuyasha said while looking at the duo.
"We're not so bad," Morgan said, flipping her bouncy blonde hair
Soko-following the suite- flipped her long black as well
Miroku had one of his "urges" again.
"Morgan," he asked," will you bear my child?"
Morgan laughed at first. Then the reality of what he said took hold. "WHAT!" She yelled " No! That idea has about the same chances of me saying yes as a snowball does in Hell!" She paused. "I mean, you're cute and all, but..........give it a rest."
"Ahh, well," he started, looking disappointed," I gave it a shot at least. He pause. "Soko, how 'bout you?"
Soko looked at him with disgust. "Second choice! No way!" she hollered
"Sango, what about you?"
"We'll see houshi"
Everyone gasped
Sango blushed at this, "w-well,' She stuttered
Kagome let out a mix between a nervous and a worried laugh, " ha hah ha.........Are you okay, Sango-chan?"
Sango- "No, I think........I-I think I have a fever"
Kagome rest the palm of her hand on Sango's forhead.
"Drats," Miroku thought, " I wanted to do that...I mean.........it's the perfect oppritunity.....She would be foucusing on the hand I put on her forehead, not the hand I put......his thoughts drifted into some even more perverted thoughts. Miroku grinned evily at this.
"Houshi?" Morgan asked, " what are you smiling at?"
"Nothing, nothing at all!" Miroku said a bit too quickly.
He was saved by whatever Morgan was going to say next, thanks to Kagome.
"You're right, you do have a fever Sango," Kagome said
Soko let out a sigh of relief, " that explains it then"
"I am so SMART," Morgan started with the "blonde" giggle of her's, " I brought TYLENOL!"
"What's "Tylenol"?" Sango asked, truly curious
"It's a medicine from our time," Kagome explained simply "You take them and they get rid of your fever."
"Yeah," Morgan agree, thankful to be saved from having to explain it, "here, take these to pills and swallow them," She said, handing the pills to Sango.
"Curses," Said Miroku quietly," I liked her when she had a fever"
Unfortionaly for him though, both Soko and Morgan heard his comment
Morgan- "God help us..."
Soko-"yes, Kami help us all" she said while shaking her head
"You know," Morgan began, "you really don't act like a priest"
"Really?"
"Yeah, you tend to...........whats the word I'm looking for.........Ah yes!..Exploit women"
"Well, it is better that than alter boys," Soko said with a smile on her face, and a giggle wanting to come forth
"Yeah, for real," Morgan replied with an equal smile on her face
"What?"Miroku asked, confused
"Never mind," said Soko, waving a hand to emphasize her point
"Yeah, forget it," Morgan agreed, walking to her bag to get a cookie. Being the "Morgan" that she is, she tripped on a rock in the process.
"Smooth," Commented Soko, sarcastically
Morgan bounced back up like nothing happend. "I'm cool, I'm cool,"he said
"No you're not," Soko said with a laugh
"Would you bakas stop fooling around! We need to get back on that trail!" Inuyasha called from about 30 feet away
"Shut up NEKO!" Yelled Soko
"Wench!" he retorted
"Dumbass!"
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called, "Owsari!"
.:Thud:.
"Thank you, Kagome-chan," said Soko
"Anytime," Replied Kagome, dusting off her hands
~*~*~*~*~*
Should I cut you guys of here?
Maybe
I dunno
What do you think
hmm
Morgan?
What do you think?
Hmm, I dunno........
It's up to you, Michaela....
Okay
In the western lands
.:..:.
"It's that way!" Kagome called as she opened her eyes and pointed farther west
"Hai!" all but Inuyasha called.
Inuyasha hadn't moved.
"What's up?"Kagome asked him?
The air grew cold. "I smell him," he replied quietly
"Who?" Morgan asked
"The Easter bunny!" Kagome called sarcastically
Morgan, being "Morgan" didn't know that this was sarcasm.
"But, it's summer? He is only around in spring....."
At this, Soko hit her up-side the head. "Dummy," She said, "Kagome-chan was being sarcastic.....which she learned from me," She said proudly
"So, really, who is it?"Soko asked
"Shesshomaru..." Inuyasha said, drifting off into thought
"Who's he?" Morgan asked, innocently
Soko growled at her and shook her head
"Kagome's other crush?"
"He's the Lord of the Western lands!"
"Oh..." said Morgan, staring off into space, clearly not knowing that this was a problem.........Because...........She's Morgan
"He is also Inuyasha's evil, full demon, ½ brother," added Kagome, knowing full well that Morgan didn't understand
"Does he have widdle, kawii ears too?" Asked Morgan excitedly....(appatently she didnt hear that evil part)
"I wish," Kagome said while sighing
"WHAT!?" Inuyasha asked, insecurely
"Nothing, nothing, lets just keep moving"
Inuyasha sniffed the air. "Can smell him.........he's near."
"Ack! I don't wanna fight him!" Kagome whined
"Oh come on, Kagome-chan, he can't be that bad
"Speak of the devil..." said Kagome
"OH.........My...........lord..........HE IS SO FRICKEN HOT!" Squealed Soko
"I-i-i..........Wow." Stuttered Morgan
"Feh. He isn't that great"
"YES HE IS!!....."replied Soko
Morgan ran over to the priest and buried her face in his shoulder "I on't like hmm, he smmms.......scary!," she said, ½ muffled
"Greetings, half breed brother," Shesshomaru said, in his usual, superior voice " You never cease to amaze me......more humans.........pathetic
"SCARY!" Screamed Morgan
"That he is,......but he is also DAMN sexy and powerful...." at this, Soko squealed at her own comment
"You can have him.......I'll stick to the monk," Morgan said, forgeting her fear and placeing an evil grin on her face
"What?" asked Miroku, he had been listening to Soko, not Morgan
"Oh,.......Nothing.."Morgan said, looking worried that the Monk might have heard her.
Unfortunately, Sango had...
And her reply to this : "Hmmphh!"
"Now! Hand over the sword quietly and I shall make your punishment of trespassing swift....and not too painful."
"You aren't as smart as I thought you were, Sesshoumaru-sama," Soko said, stepping forward
Sesshomaru just eyed her
"You actually believe, even for one second he will hand it over quietly? He won't even consider the request!"
Morgan let out a nervous laugh " You had better stop.....You're gonna get us killed.," She thought for a moment. "I'll never eat another muffin!" She started to sob in the Houshi's robes
"I got this, don't worry," she said looking over at Morgan and giving her a comforting smile
"Cease your talking.......filthy human!"
"With all due respect, I think not!" She took a breath. "You ask him to hand it over even though you know damn well he won't!" She laughed "what a waste of time. And here I thought that lords were busy people," She shook her head. Then looked him in the eye "you must not take your duties seriously!"
"Oh shit! She's pissing him of........look at him.........Hold me!" Morgan whispered to Miroku
"With pleasure," he said with a sly grin
"You have quite the tongue on you human," started Shesshomaru "Silence it!"
"I must decline to your proposition," Soko replied with a smile.
Inuyasha and Kagome just stared at Soko like she was insane
Kagome- Soko-chan, for the love of god........STOP
"Nay, Kagome-chan," She said with yet another friendly smile
"Oh god! Oh god, oh god, oh god!"Morgan thought. "I wont be able to eat muffins OR cookies if I die!" She whined into Miroku's robes, yet again
"I, Shesshomaru-sama, shall not tolerate such stupidity," He said while puting his hand out front of him and flexing his fingers
"Is it not improper to refer to one's self twice in the same statment?"
"We're gonna die, aren't we?"Asked Morgan, not looking for a reply
"Yeeepp,"Miroku replied slowly not seeming to worry as much as Morgan
"It matters not to me the rules that you inferior humans put on language," Sesshomaru said, flexing his claws, still more
"Oh, so you are above being proper........amazing!"
"So....scary....yet..so.....sexy!" Cried Morgan looking at Sesshomaru in awe
"And here I thought a Lord to be profound.......tisk tisk..." Said Soko, waving her index finger, like a mother would to a child
"Shut your trap, wench!" Sesshomaru called to Soko
"I, Sovuroko, shan't do such a thing," she said in a mocking tone " And, for the record, I am no wench."
Sesshomaru eyed her once again..........No human had ever stood up to him for so long and lived....
"Also-" she started, but Soko was cut off. Inuyasha pushed into Sango and walked forward to Sesshomaru.
"Shut up!" He yelled to Soko "this is my battle- not yours!"
"Oh, I am so sure," Soko retorted sarcastically
Morgan plopped down on the ground. She just stared into space. She was finally understanding that this wasn't a game of pick-up-sticks.
Soko picked herself up from her place by Sango, and sat down next to her blonde friend.
(Back to the fight)
Inuyasha drew his sword. A "shing" could be heard by all. "Lets end this, my dear brother."
"Ladies first!" Shesshomaru said to him, with a smirk on his face
As the battle ensued, Morgan turned to gaze at Soko. A look of awe was written on her face. "That.....was.......awesome!" She said slowly with a grin
"Hehe," Soko giggled "Wasn't it?"
"Can I have a cookie?" Morgan asked, her sweet craving self returning
"Sure, why not. This looks like it might take a while," Soko agreed "Grab me one too, if you will!"
"Alrighty!" Morgan said, makeing her way over to the back-pack that held the o-so-precious sweets. She grabbed 4 cookies. 3 for her and 1 for Soko
Her being "Morgan" she skipped back with the cookies, tripping on the perverted priest. "Ooff" She moaned. "Here's you cookie" she said, stretching out her arm to Soko
Soko sighed. "The klutz has returned" She mumbled, taking a bite off her cookie "tanky-tanky," she said through a full mouth of cookie, acting like our dear Morgan
"You know," Morgan started dusting herself off "I am starting to get used to the whole "tripping" thing"
"So am I," Soko agreed, ½ jokingly
"It doesn't hurt anymore," She paused "Maybe my skin is getting thicker!"
"The only thing thick about you is your head," Soko said shaking her head slowly
Morgan didn't hear this. She was too busy staring dreamily at Miroku. Soko noticed this and slapped her with a cookie promptly
"Sorry 'bout that!" Morgan said, waving her hand up and down
" 's okay," Soko said, followed with a sigh "you cant help it, right"
"Exactly!" Morgan agreed with a goofy smile
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called, she was the only one watching the fight, "Can I shoot him yet?"
Soko's attention was now brought back to the fight "Yeah, me too!" She called " I want to hurt something!"
Inuyasha just gave a grunt. Being that they really did want to hurt stuff (well only Soko, Kagome wanted to "help") They took this as a "Yes"
Kagome fired one of her "Specialty" miko arrows. Sesshomaru- being used to this- caught it before it even touched him, and dissolved it with his poison.
Soko shot 3 arrows in rapid succession at shesshomaru-all at different angles.
Sesshomaru dodged 2 of the arrows effortlessly, but at doing this, made one almost hit him.
"Stronger than I expected from a human,"Shesshomaru thought. "No matter"
"I am going to do closer combat," Soko told the rest of them
"You are INSANE!" Morgan screamed at her. "Whatever, do as you will, I am gonna stay here with houshi," She said. Ending with her classic "Blonde" grin
"What can I do for ya Neko-chan?" Soko asked, walking up to Inuyasha
"Go away, bitch," He said, agitated "you're distracting me!"
"What ever, dumbass,"She said with a bit of a smile that seemed too sweet
Soko fired another arrow at the Lord. It missed by a hair
"Damn it!" she thought while setting up another arrow. "This time for sure!" she fired her newly strung bow, positive that it HAD to hit something.
She was right....kinda. It put a tiny scratch on Sesshoumaru-sama's arm
"Yes!,"she thought, "it did it something at least.....that's a start!" She began to set up another shot "I just need to aim better. Remeber the video game rule: Hit , not where they ARE but where they will be!"
She fired another arrow. The video game rule never fails. This time the shot made a deeper cut in his shoulder
"Damn her!" Sesshomaru thought "Inuyasha, you are weaker than I thought.........depending on humans to win youre fight," He said aloud He took out his Dokkasou (the whip thing) and attacked Soko. Soko dodged the attack, but fell to the ground from the momentum.
Morgan ran to her side, dropping her cookies, clearly worried."Soko-chan!" She called quickly "Are you okay!?"
"Yes, I am fine," She replied, standing up
"Do you need a cookie?"
Soko laughed. "That's okay Morgan-chan," she said
Morgan shrugged, "Just thought I'd ask."
With that, Morgan ran back to sit with the Houshi.
Soko picked up her bow and arrows. She paused, and then tossed them over to the area of the others (Morgan, Miroku, Sango, Kiara, and Shippou) all sat, watching
She ran up to Sesshomaru with extreme speed, she didn't even know she possessed. She turned to her side. She kicked him in the gut. The sound from it was louder than anyone had anticipated. She grabbed her dagger from her side, and punchred him in his side. She quickly jumped in the air (A/N (Michaela) Ranma style ^.~), did a back flip and landed by where her bow and arrows still lie, and picked them up. She prepared a shot, and fired it at Shesshomaru, hitting him in the arm.
Morgan looks wide eyed as the seen played out, " I need a cookie," She told no one in particular. She watched as Soko Shot the arrow "I need TWENTY!" She wailed, hiding her face in Miroku's robes.
Miroku tried not to smile, but did anyway........a big....Stupid smile lay about his face.
Everyone stopped to just stare in astonishment at Soko
She was gravely annoyed by this. "Carry on," She said brightly
They still stared
"I said "Carry on""
Everyone still stared....Even Morgan stopped eating cookies
Inuyasha finally said what was on everybody's mind. "How the Hell did you do that....?"
"Does it matter?" She said in annoyance
"Yes!" They all chorused, but Sesshomaru, he was just looking at her with his stoic mask at play
"I'll explain latter!" She hollered, even though she-herself- had no idea " Now carry on!"
They still stared
"Damn it!" She yelled, "Carry the fricken Hell on!" At this time, she had a vain popping at her temple.
Sesshomaru felt very weak. She had punctured him-with the dagger- at a very sensitive nerve. He struggled to stand up strait, shaking as he did so.
He removed the arrow from his arm, making a very flashy show by making it dissolve with poison. Then, he took the dagger out of his side and looked at it like it was some sort of evil weapon of mass destruction (A/n (Michaela) Not really, no, I just wanted to say that =D) He dropped the dagger to the ground, and disappeared into the night's sky.
Morgan just stared, her eyes as big as plates. "WOW...." she said in her utter amazement of the events
"Holy shit, wench..." Inuyasha said in a dazed tone
"Amazing," Kagome said quietly
Everyone else just stared
"WHAT?!" Soko asked, eye twitching
"H-how did you do that?" asked Morgan
"Well, I AM a black belt!"
"Bu-but, I know other black belts..........they can't do anything like that. I am a black belt, and I didn't learn anything like that!"
"Hmm...yes, but you were never very coordinated," she said with a wink "Always tripping....and you couldn't go through practice without begging the sensai to let you have a muffin...."
"But still! That was a VERY fricken hard kick, my friend!" she shifted her weight into the Houshi. " I could hear it in the preist's robes! It was that hard!"
Kagome couldn't stop staring. " Wow........I mean..........Wow!"
Soko sighed in annoyance "Can we drop this now!?"
"No!" They all said together
"Come on guys, it wasn't that special...."
"Pfft, yeah right!.....You were like Batman...........Or Cat-woman....or even better WONDER WOMAN!"
"Wonder Woman, thank you, and no, I wasn't!"
"I think you need some cookies," Morgan said, quirking an eyebrow
"Are you a Youkai?" Inuyasha asked
"Hell no!" Soko replied, eye twitching
"Are you sure?"
"YES!"
"That was a really dumb question, Neko..." Morgan said, with a cookie in hand
"Yes, I agree with Morgan," Soko said. She noticed the cookie in Morgan's hand and decided to take her up on her offer. "Hey, Morgan-chan, be a dear and grab me a cookie."
Morgan just nodded her head, not saying anything and grabbed another cookie for Soko.
"Thank you."
"Uh huh," She said, still in awe
Out of nowhere, Kagome spoke. "I can sense a shikon shard!"
She closed her eyes, and let her body play a game of hot and cold as to where the shard was located.
She walked right up to Soko and opened her eyes. "What the..?" She said in truthful surprise
"Holy crud..." Morgan said, fully leaning into the priest
Inuyasha looked puzzled "Sh-she has a shard?"
Sango finally spoke for the first time since the "ass whooping" "That doesn't make any sense.."
"How did you get one?" Kagome asked
"Ohh!...It all makes sense now!" Morgan said, letting Miroku be relieved of her weight " the reason why Soko-chan has a shard is because when Kagome-chan went down the well," She stared, pointing her index finger at the person in question as she spoke, switching when a new name was announced , " a piece of the necklace fell! That's how we got here in the first place. Duh!" She said, hitting herself lightly on the forehead.
"Oh yeah!" Soko said, enlightened, "I forgot about that!"
"How convenient," Kagome said sarcastically
"Isn't it?" Soko replied is sarcasm as well. She could be Queen of sarcasm if she wanted to be.
"You dropped shards!" Inuyasha said, turning to Kagome "careless wench!"
"Inuyasha..........OSAWRI!"
Soko muttered something that sounded remarkably like "Dumbass" Making Morgan giggle
"Ahh....A love hate relationship!" Morgan said after she recovered from her giggles
"Yes," Agreed Soko, " They love to hate each other."
"Aww.......isn't it cute?" Morgan asked no one in particular
"Lets leave them alone," Miroku said, with a wholesome grin on his face
"I agree," said Soko. And with that, Soko, Morgan, and the rest left the couple alone in the forest
"I-I-I have a confession to make!" Morgan said after they were a good distance away from Inuyasha and Kagome
"Sure, what?" Soko asked casually
"I-I Likemymuffinsbetterthanyourcookies!" She said quickly
"Ahh!"Soko said in an offended manner "No more cookies for you!"
"I am sorry! Muffins are apart of my soul!
"Pch...fine..keep your stupid muffins...."
Morgan stucked out her lower lip and made it quiver like she was gonna cry. She sniffed
Soko could not help but give into the puppy dog pout..... "Ahh...not the pout. Fine, you ca have cookies, too!"
"Oh God, am in heaven!" Morgan said while looking up to the sky
~*~*~*~*~*~*
The End.......Of chapter 1 ^.~
Author notes time! The "Morgan" talk to is my co-author
Michaela: You have no idea how long this took to write! *whine*
Morgan: It was good.....remember.........You're Wonder Woman
Michaela: Yay! Oh! And by the way...heh heh heh.....If you don't know what some of the word in this story are I feel for you........here are the translations
Youkai — Japanese word for demon/Monster/Goblin/ ect Pronounced Yo-caI
Neko ------ Japanese word for Cat Pronounced Nay-ko
-dono ----- Suffix Miss Pro. Doh-no
- Sama ----- Suffix Lord/Powerful Master Pro Saw-ma
-hime ----- Suffix Pro- He-may
I think that's all..........If I missed any Tell me ^.~
Michaela: So, do you really like muffins, Morgan?
Morgan: haha.......yeah....but not as much as the story.
Morgan: Do you really know German?
Michaela: A little bit
Morgan: cooli-ness
Michaela: Ain't it? I know one phrase by heart too!
Morgan: Which one is that?
Michaela: Ich mag lesen
Morgan:..........Whats that mean?
Michaela: It mean' "I like to read" and hopefully, you people who are reading this out there like to review, because we love 'em
Morgan: That's right!
Michaela: Oh...but flames HAVE to be directed to me
Morgan: yes *puts hand to head* I couldn't take it if y'all hated it
Michaela: hehe
Morgan: look! It's the muffin fish! ((((*
Michaela: *sniker* Kawii! *glee*
Michaela: I wanna go to Sesshomaru's Castel!...........He is so hot ^.^
Morgan: too bad they are just drawings *sigh*
Michaela: yeah, if they weren't "Let the ravishing Begin!" *gong*
Morgan: I'll bring the muffins!
Michaela: I got the cookies!
Michaela: Oh, and my Care Bear.........I love that thing
Morgan: Woo! *bliss*
Michaela: * do a lil' dance!* ) (^.^)
Morgan: Lmao
That's all folks!
Y'all come back now, ya hear?!
^.~
Lates peeps
Michaela AKA Sovuroko
Morgan AKA Morgan