I know I don't own this thing already, but once again this was redone and I
absolutely hate it. I don't know what made me do it. It might have been the
squirrels, but who'll ever know? Just the title there makes my mind have
kinky thoughts. DAMN!
Revised Version:
Due: 12/14/01
Snape and Potter's little Secret
"Watch it Potter!" Professor Snape snarled at Harry and Ron. "If you don't want to have some of the worst diarrhea every I suggest that you add exactly five drops of Lyoan blood and let it simmer for two minutes and then you can continue on with the rest of the potion. Also five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your stupidity." He added finally walking away from the two.
"What is it with him and hating us. It's like he's perfected the art of torturing any and all Gryffindors." Ron said smugly as he added the five drops as told and the potion soon returned back to its original baby blue color.
They both returned to their original conversation about the end of year party this year. It was a pretty big thing for some reason. Everyone was talking about their damned dates and stuff like that. Everyone except the three girls that sat in the back of potion's class, Raquel, Liz-Liz, and Cas-Cas.
"So who are ya gonna take Harry?" Ron's said with curiosity.
"Snape." Harry said still staring after their teacher. His expression was unreadable from where I sat, but by the sound of his voice it sorta sounded like he might have a thing for the Head of Slytherin house.
"Holy shit." I said under my breath, "Potter and Snape." My mind trailed off into thoughts of Harry kissing Snape and calling him doggy names. "I need to stop reading so many slash fics." I soon heard Ron's voice again.
"Harry. Enough about him who are you gonna invite?" he asked quickly as he spotted Professor Snape looking over in their direction. He then turned his head away from Snape so he wouldn't hear or se the gestures he was making towards him.
Because he put the back of his head towards Snape he didn't see Snape.I think he winked at Harry. /Damn you mind stop it. Stop it! / At this thought my eye also started to twitch with some of the thoughts that soon entered my mind.
"So Cas-Cas are ya gonna invite someone or not?" Raquel asked me so I had to turn my head away from the Professor and Harry, but the thoughts in my mind were still there.
"No one.Why do you ask?" I replied eyeing Raquel as if she had a hidden goal that she was going to get from the answer I gave her.
"Well. We were just thinking that you and Harry might make a nice couple." Lizzy said looking out the window trying to avoid my twitching eye.
"Hell no!" I practically screamed this, but since the room was already filled with everyone else's conversations no one noticed. Professor Snape didn't notice because he had just walked into his storage room to get something. "Why the hell would you ask something like that?" I was steaming with the built us frustration and anger that had almost just exploded.
Raquel noticed this and to avoid any injuries replied quickly, "We only thought that because you've been staring at him all through class." With this answer I knew that someone was gonna lose their head and I've never had the urge to kill my friends so I instead turned to see Tisha. She was an innocent, and stupid, enough bitch that no one would really notice her death. Also the fact that she would just come back to life anyway made her a good choice to release my anger on. So I took out my sword and walked over to her like anyone else would, with caution.
"Oh hello Cassy. Can I help you with.' her words were cut off by my blade as her head soon fell to the floor into a pool of her own blood.
"That made me feel a little better. What were you two talking about again?" I snapped as I walked back over to my desk to sit next to Raquel.
"Nothing."
"So what do we add next?" I asked cheerfully.Too cheerfully.
"We don't add anything to it. It just needs to simmer for the rest of class." Liz-Liz said slowly backing away from me even though she was sitting on a stool.
"Okay!" This was also in a way to cheerful voice even for my tastes. So I sat down and started staring out the window to only be drawn back to reality by the soft moans produced from our professor as he passed by Harry and me. //That is so not right. He moans whenever he's near Harry like he wants some.release. Damn you mind// I thought more stuff like this till class was over and we were allowed to go to the Great Hall for dinner. Soon everyone started to walk out of the dungeon and into the hallway.
"Why are you staying here Cas-Cas? It's dinnertime and you never miss a meal.Are you okay?" Raquel asked curiously when I didn't move from my seat.
"I have some damn detention for Snape and I can't make it to dinner. Can you save me some?" I asked them as they both gave me sorta-of concerned looks. "Get me some damn food and I'll be fine." I said before they could say anything else.
"Fine. See-ya later then." Liz-Liz said giving mea small wave over her shoulder as I put all my stuff back into my bag.
Ron and Hermione passed by also with concerned looks on their faces. //Most likely they just figured out that Harry's staying here in the dungeons.this is gonna be so much fun.// At this last thought I giggled lightly and stepped into the shadows so no one could see me.
Once the door was closed and Harry and Snape were standing around his desk they started to talk.
"So why did you want me so early?" Harry asked in a seductive type voice.
"I see that you've been having fun." Snape said leaning on his desk, while Harry walked closer to him.
"Of course. I have to keep this charade up or people will know that we're together.
"So what if people find out?" Snape said slowly as he put his hand around Harry's waist and pulled them closer together still.
"I don't mind, but I thought that it would ruin your reputation if anyone found out that you were with a Gryffindor boy.mainly me." Harry said pulling his arms around Snape's neck.
//This is interesting. So Harry's the girly one of the relationship. Interesting. I think I'm gonna keep this for myself for a while.// I giggled under my breath at the thought of what was gonna happen if anyone found out that they were together. Suddenly my thoughts stopped as Harry and Snape pulled into a very affectionate kiss.//Holy shit! That was a little.off//
"So what. If anyone else wants to take you they can't cause you're mine." Snape said as he stroked the hair out of Harry's eyes.
"Can we go to your room? It's cold in here." Harry said cuddling up to Snape who just started to walk with Harry to his office.I think. with his hand around Harry's waist.
"Is anyone expecting you back tonight?" Snape asked curiously before opening a second door that was right next to his office's door.
//So that's where it is. I wondering if he moved it or not. What do they think they're doing?// I quickly jumped out of the shadows and quietly walked over to the mysterious bedroom door that now looked like the rest of the wall. //Might as well just listen through it// Putting my ear up against the cold and damp surface where I heard several distinct sounds. One was a loud thump, //Most likely landing on the bed// several rather loud moans, //Kissing// and then some more lighter thuds, //clothes//. After a few more minutes of increasing moans I made out one scream. //Who's in who. Damn you brain. Now I have to leave or my laughter will stop them //And with that I ran out of the room and made my way to the Great Hall.
"Now that was fun." I said to myself as I sent my stuff floating up to the common room. "Looks like my detention ran short." I finally let out my laughter as I knew that I was out of earshot. "That was funny." I added calmer as I regained my composition and made my way to food. //Is that. Steak?//
Chasing after the smell I soon found myself sitting between Liz-Liz and Raquel. Where'd the space for me come from?. and eating a giant steak on my fork and ripping bits off like Raquel. (Bakura!)
"So what happened to the detention?" Liz-Liz asked taking a sip form her goblet. I had finished my first steak and was reaching for my second.
"Snape's gay." I said plainly biting my steak. //That was easy//
To this pumpkin juice went all over the place. "What!" Raquel and Liz-Liz said in unison.
"Food.Do not disturb." I said taking another bite. "I'll tell you the whole thing tomorrow." And that was it. For the rest of dinner they kept on asking me, but I just kept on telling them tomorrow.
Original Version:
due 12/14/01
Snape and Potter
"Watch it Potter!" Snape said as he passed Harry, Ron, and Hermione. "You add only 3 drops of lyona blood! 2 points will be taken from Gryffindor. No arguing!" he said as their jaws droped and their eyes widened.
"Who's this weeks vitim Raquel?" I ask and add hopefully " I hope it's Potter or Ron because they are really looking stupid now and I want to make him be embaressed infrount of the whole school!"
"Ohh! What did you say? Oh yeah! It's Potter." Raquel adds as she stop putting sugar into the Cola we were making under the desk.
"Then who?" I asked Raquel as I took out a calendar
As she was telling me the dates I wrote them down and as I was doing so I overheard Harry, Ron, and Hermione talking.
"Harry. Who are you inviting to the end of school graduation? I bet you're going to ask Cho-Chang." Ron said in a low rapid voice.
"Cassy!" My attention was drawn away by Lizzy.
"What!" I said coming back to my senses. " Sorry. Wasn't listening."
"Well we were saying that at the end of school graduation we each invite a boy either to dance with or just to kick around!" Lizzy said in a know-it-all voice
As we were leaving the Dungeons to go on a walk around the lake I heard Snape mona and decided to not tell Lizzy or Raquel and say I was cleaning something up. So I waited till they were out the door. Then I nocked over my Monkey brain essence.
"Blasted skar" He said rolling up his sleeve to his forearm.
On it was the dark mark. Which meant out headmaster was definetly a death eater once.
"Miss. May!" HE said in his voice. He let his sleeve roll down once more. " What are you doing here?"
I jumped up and said "I was cleaning the Monkey brain essence I spilled over.
Get out now!" he said hearidly.
I got my stuff and ran out of the dungeons to the great hall to tell Raquel and Lizzy that Severus Snape our own headmaster was a death eater.
"So the romers were true." I said as I slowed down in the great hall to catch my breath.
Revised Version:
Due: 12/14/01
Snape and Potter's little Secret
"Watch it Potter!" Professor Snape snarled at Harry and Ron. "If you don't want to have some of the worst diarrhea every I suggest that you add exactly five drops of Lyoan blood and let it simmer for two minutes and then you can continue on with the rest of the potion. Also five points will be taken from Gryffindor for your stupidity." He added finally walking away from the two.
"What is it with him and hating us. It's like he's perfected the art of torturing any and all Gryffindors." Ron said smugly as he added the five drops as told and the potion soon returned back to its original baby blue color.
They both returned to their original conversation about the end of year party this year. It was a pretty big thing for some reason. Everyone was talking about their damned dates and stuff like that. Everyone except the three girls that sat in the back of potion's class, Raquel, Liz-Liz, and Cas-Cas.
"So who are ya gonna take Harry?" Ron's said with curiosity.
"Snape." Harry said still staring after their teacher. His expression was unreadable from where I sat, but by the sound of his voice it sorta sounded like he might have a thing for the Head of Slytherin house.
"Holy shit." I said under my breath, "Potter and Snape." My mind trailed off into thoughts of Harry kissing Snape and calling him doggy names. "I need to stop reading so many slash fics." I soon heard Ron's voice again.
"Harry. Enough about him who are you gonna invite?" he asked quickly as he spotted Professor Snape looking over in their direction. He then turned his head away from Snape so he wouldn't hear or se the gestures he was making towards him.
Because he put the back of his head towards Snape he didn't see Snape.I think he winked at Harry. /Damn you mind stop it. Stop it! / At this thought my eye also started to twitch with some of the thoughts that soon entered my mind.
"So Cas-Cas are ya gonna invite someone or not?" Raquel asked me so I had to turn my head away from the Professor and Harry, but the thoughts in my mind were still there.
"No one.Why do you ask?" I replied eyeing Raquel as if she had a hidden goal that she was going to get from the answer I gave her.
"Well. We were just thinking that you and Harry might make a nice couple." Lizzy said looking out the window trying to avoid my twitching eye.
"Hell no!" I practically screamed this, but since the room was already filled with everyone else's conversations no one noticed. Professor Snape didn't notice because he had just walked into his storage room to get something. "Why the hell would you ask something like that?" I was steaming with the built us frustration and anger that had almost just exploded.
Raquel noticed this and to avoid any injuries replied quickly, "We only thought that because you've been staring at him all through class." With this answer I knew that someone was gonna lose their head and I've never had the urge to kill my friends so I instead turned to see Tisha. She was an innocent, and stupid, enough bitch that no one would really notice her death. Also the fact that she would just come back to life anyway made her a good choice to release my anger on. So I took out my sword and walked over to her like anyone else would, with caution.
"Oh hello Cassy. Can I help you with.' her words were cut off by my blade as her head soon fell to the floor into a pool of her own blood.
"That made me feel a little better. What were you two talking about again?" I snapped as I walked back over to my desk to sit next to Raquel.
"Nothing."
"So what do we add next?" I asked cheerfully.Too cheerfully.
"We don't add anything to it. It just needs to simmer for the rest of class." Liz-Liz said slowly backing away from me even though she was sitting on a stool.
"Okay!" This was also in a way to cheerful voice even for my tastes. So I sat down and started staring out the window to only be drawn back to reality by the soft moans produced from our professor as he passed by Harry and me. //That is so not right. He moans whenever he's near Harry like he wants some.release. Damn you mind// I thought more stuff like this till class was over and we were allowed to go to the Great Hall for dinner. Soon everyone started to walk out of the dungeon and into the hallway.
"Why are you staying here Cas-Cas? It's dinnertime and you never miss a meal.Are you okay?" Raquel asked curiously when I didn't move from my seat.
"I have some damn detention for Snape and I can't make it to dinner. Can you save me some?" I asked them as they both gave me sorta-of concerned looks. "Get me some damn food and I'll be fine." I said before they could say anything else.
"Fine. See-ya later then." Liz-Liz said giving mea small wave over her shoulder as I put all my stuff back into my bag.
Ron and Hermione passed by also with concerned looks on their faces. //Most likely they just figured out that Harry's staying here in the dungeons.this is gonna be so much fun.// At this last thought I giggled lightly and stepped into the shadows so no one could see me.
Once the door was closed and Harry and Snape were standing around his desk they started to talk.
"So why did you want me so early?" Harry asked in a seductive type voice.
"I see that you've been having fun." Snape said leaning on his desk, while Harry walked closer to him.
"Of course. I have to keep this charade up or people will know that we're together.
"So what if people find out?" Snape said slowly as he put his hand around Harry's waist and pulled them closer together still.
"I don't mind, but I thought that it would ruin your reputation if anyone found out that you were with a Gryffindor boy.mainly me." Harry said pulling his arms around Snape's neck.
//This is interesting. So Harry's the girly one of the relationship. Interesting. I think I'm gonna keep this for myself for a while.// I giggled under my breath at the thought of what was gonna happen if anyone found out that they were together. Suddenly my thoughts stopped as Harry and Snape pulled into a very affectionate kiss.//Holy shit! That was a little.off//
"So what. If anyone else wants to take you they can't cause you're mine." Snape said as he stroked the hair out of Harry's eyes.
"Can we go to your room? It's cold in here." Harry said cuddling up to Snape who just started to walk with Harry to his office.I think. with his hand around Harry's waist.
"Is anyone expecting you back tonight?" Snape asked curiously before opening a second door that was right next to his office's door.
//So that's where it is. I wondering if he moved it or not. What do they think they're doing?// I quickly jumped out of the shadows and quietly walked over to the mysterious bedroom door that now looked like the rest of the wall. //Might as well just listen through it// Putting my ear up against the cold and damp surface where I heard several distinct sounds. One was a loud thump, //Most likely landing on the bed// several rather loud moans, //Kissing// and then some more lighter thuds, //clothes//. After a few more minutes of increasing moans I made out one scream. //Who's in who. Damn you brain. Now I have to leave or my laughter will stop them //And with that I ran out of the room and made my way to the Great Hall.
"Now that was fun." I said to myself as I sent my stuff floating up to the common room. "Looks like my detention ran short." I finally let out my laughter as I knew that I was out of earshot. "That was funny." I added calmer as I regained my composition and made my way to food. //Is that. Steak?//
Chasing after the smell I soon found myself sitting between Liz-Liz and Raquel. Where'd the space for me come from?. and eating a giant steak on my fork and ripping bits off like Raquel. (Bakura!)
"So what happened to the detention?" Liz-Liz asked taking a sip form her goblet. I had finished my first steak and was reaching for my second.
"Snape's gay." I said plainly biting my steak. //That was easy//
To this pumpkin juice went all over the place. "What!" Raquel and Liz-Liz said in unison.
"Food.Do not disturb." I said taking another bite. "I'll tell you the whole thing tomorrow." And that was it. For the rest of dinner they kept on asking me, but I just kept on telling them tomorrow.
Original Version:
due 12/14/01
Snape and Potter
"Watch it Potter!" Snape said as he passed Harry, Ron, and Hermione. "You add only 3 drops of lyona blood! 2 points will be taken from Gryffindor. No arguing!" he said as their jaws droped and their eyes widened.
"Who's this weeks vitim Raquel?" I ask and add hopefully " I hope it's Potter or Ron because they are really looking stupid now and I want to make him be embaressed infrount of the whole school!"
"Ohh! What did you say? Oh yeah! It's Potter." Raquel adds as she stop putting sugar into the Cola we were making under the desk.
"Then who?" I asked Raquel as I took out a calendar
As she was telling me the dates I wrote them down and as I was doing so I overheard Harry, Ron, and Hermione talking.
"Harry. Who are you inviting to the end of school graduation? I bet you're going to ask Cho-Chang." Ron said in a low rapid voice.
"Cassy!" My attention was drawn away by Lizzy.
"What!" I said coming back to my senses. " Sorry. Wasn't listening."
"Well we were saying that at the end of school graduation we each invite a boy either to dance with or just to kick around!" Lizzy said in a know-it-all voice
As we were leaving the Dungeons to go on a walk around the lake I heard Snape mona and decided to not tell Lizzy or Raquel and say I was cleaning something up. So I waited till they were out the door. Then I nocked over my Monkey brain essence.
"Blasted skar" He said rolling up his sleeve to his forearm.
On it was the dark mark. Which meant out headmaster was definetly a death eater once.
"Miss. May!" HE said in his voice. He let his sleeve roll down once more. " What are you doing here?"
I jumped up and said "I was cleaning the Monkey brain essence I spilled over.
Get out now!" he said hearidly.
I got my stuff and ran out of the dungeons to the great hall to tell Raquel and Lizzy that Severus Snape our own headmaster was a death eater.
"So the romers were true." I said as I slowed down in the great hall to catch my breath.