I don't own it and if you want to kill me just make it quick. I don't know
what I wrote in this one. All I remember is revenge and detention. Have fun
Revised Version:
Due: 12/21/01
It was almost lunchtime and my stomach was growling at me for not eating breakfast that morning. That was the first time I had ever missed a meal and I owe it all to Professor Snape. He made Raquel, Lizzy and me grade papers for him, during breakfast. I thought the walls were gonna cave in on us cause my stomach was grumbling so loud, but they didn't which was a real shame.
While grading papers we had a good.not really. time at making excuses at why the Gryffindors kept on getting such low grades on their papers. We had gotten out earlier then he wanted because outside at the very moment he looked up something ran across his view. To be more specific it was a streaking student. At this he let us go while he chased the student down. At this little memory from earlier I had to laugh, but my stomach stopped me as it churned and realize how empty it was. "Why?" I asked as I started poking my stomach and make it churn even more.
"Miss. May," Professor McGonagall said as I walked into the room "Can you please go get Professor Dumbledore?" She asked handing me a little package. "I want you to give this to him, but don't say it's from me." She said the last bit in a voice that sounded as if it was trying to be embarrassed.
"Why?" I asked plainly looking at the package and then up into her face. /Is she blushing? Damn. Why do old wrinkly people blush? It's not right./
"Minerva! Can you help me here?" The ever so short Professor Flitwick asked. He was trying to reach the bottom branch of one of the twelve trees that had just been pulled into the Great hall by Hagrid.
"He he." She giggled softly as she made her way over to the midget.
/Did she just.giggle? And what's with the embarrassed type look she got when I asked why? I just understand the old and wrinkly people of today./ Looking down at the package I made my way out of the hallway where I threw the package behind a stone statue for later. Then I slowly made my way down to the lake. The snow was about 2 feet deep and there were several small paths that led in different directions in the snow. Outside was the only place where I could be alone to my thoughts.
In the distance Snape was still chasing the streaking student. I looked a little closer to see if I recognized the person and of course I did. "Harry? He did that on purpose. But Snape looks so angry. Most likely cause he can't catch his naked prey." I took several more steps and looked up to the clear blue sky. "Good thing Raquel and Liz-Liz don't know." I let out a little sigh of relief.
"Know what?" Came Liz-Liz's voice from behind me.
"Nothing." I replied as I kept on walking down towards the lake away from the two lovebirds. "Do you have the snowballs or not?" Changing the subject.
"Of course, but what were you talking about to yourself?" Raquel asked walking up beside me so we were walking shoulder to shoulder on the narrow path infront of us.
/Might as well tell them now. They'll figure it out eventually and get angry at me for not telling them sooner./ And with this I took a breath of the freezing air and looked down to the ground so I could only see the path. "Well you know last Friday at the end of Potion's I had to stay behind for detention?" I slowly stopped and waited for their nods and then continued on. "Well I wasn't in detention I was spying on Snape and I found out the Snape was having a relationship with."
At the word relationship Raquel and Liz-Liz jumped in.
"But he's at least 50." Liz-Liz started.
"Why him of all people?" Raquel asked.
"Homo. Snape is a girl right?" Liz-Liz's curiosity went too far. There was a long pause at this until Raquel spoke up.
"I think Snape's a guy. But I wouldn't know. Cas-Cas do you know?" She said turning to me.
"Of course I don't know. I would guess a guy, but I don't know." I said plainly.
"But you said you had a relationship with him." Liz-Liz said narrowing her eyes slightly with questions.
"I didn't say I was with him, but you never let me finish my sentence."
"Then finish it!" Raquel said impatiently.
"How to phrase it." I let the suspension grow for a few seconds as I let my gaze fall onto the ground again. "He's gay. Is that simply enough?" With that their jaw's dropped.
"With who?" Raquel added quietly.
"With Pot." My words were cut off as Harry ran out of nowhere and into us. Snape was still after him. "POTTER! GET YOUR NAKED BUTT OFF OF ME AND INTO YOUR LOVER'S LAP!" I screamed as he landed on my. I think I hit him in the balls with my leg, but I wouldn't know because Snape had picked him up off of me and wrapped his clock around him before I could make sure he would never be able to use them again. Raquel had fallen into the snow trying to run and Liz-Liz's eye was twitching like crazy.
"Potter. Get into the hospital wing now or you'll freeze to death. And after you have clothes on and are warm I want to see you in my office. You aren't getting out of this one." Snape said putting on a stern face.
/Naughty Naughty./ I thought and then quickly ran up infront on Snape so I was blocking his path.
"What do you want?" he said trying to get around me.
"You put on a good act Snape." I said smirking slightly.
"What are you talking about?" He spat.
/Why do they spit?/ I wondered, but saw Raquel was getting up from out of the snow and walking over to Liz-Liz and shacking her so she would come out of her shock. "Let's just say that I was there on Friday and heard everything. Naughty Naughty." I added the last bit with the wave of my finger. Both their faces were in shock at the thing that I had said. "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone yet." I walked past them and made my way towards Liz-Liz and Raquel.
By the time they had gotten inside of Hogwarts and Raquel and I had gotten Liz-Liz back to her normal self we went inside to have lunch.
"When are we gonna use the snowballs?" Raquel asked me.
"When the teachers aren't looking of course." Taking a bite out of my chicken. "We'll use them later today most likely."
"Who are out little Christmas presents going to?" Liz-Liz asked after taking a swig of her Pumpkin juice. "Snape.for detention and being greasy, Flitwick.for being too short, Dumbledore.for being wrinkly, McGonagall.for being shy about her crush on Wrinkly, and anyone else who ticks us off by the time we launch them." I said ticking off the people on my fingers
"Sounds fine to me." Raquel said.
"Ditto." Liz-Liz agreed as she started to sway from the amount of juice in her. It wasn't just the drink. It was the amount that she was drinking.
"I think you should stop drinking that stuff Liz-Liz." Raquel said slightly worried.
"What are you talking about?" She said taking another swig of her juice and swaying again.
"Ummm.Liz-Liz you're getting drunk again." I said plainly staring at her.
"It's only so I can erase the image of that thing. Who was that?" She asked leaning against the table so she wouldn't fall. Her cheeks were flushed a bright pink.
"Potter." I said out of the corner of my mouth as I looked at the ceiling and took a sip of drink.
"And you don't mind saying that." Raquel pointed out.
"What!?" I said spraying my drink at this.
"You just say it so calmly, that it seems that you like him." I started to crack my fingers.
"I wanna see some blood!" Liz-Liz screamed suddenly getting over her drunkenness.
"DIE RAQUEL!" I screamed as I reached my hands around her neck trying to choke her.
Until next time. XD
Original Version:
due 12/21/01
"What's going on in here Professor McGonall?" I asked as I came into the Great Hall before dinner on Christmas "We're making the Great Hall extra special this year." "Why? I didn't see any point to it." I added as I looked around her to see a singing Christmas tree and quivering snow. Soon I turned back to Professor McGonagal after my giggles had subsided at last. "Well. Uh. Ohh you'll find out tonight at the Christmas feast!" She replied trying to find the right words to answer my question. Then she added quickly "Professor Dumbledore we are prepared for your evaluation of the Great Hall!" She said happily as Dumbledore came in. At that moment I saw Raquel and Lizzy through the window cursing snowballs to hit Professor Shortstop of his stool and see if he bounces. I could tell because we (as in Raquel, Lizzy, and innocent little me) had been planning this since Shortstop had took 50 points away form Slytherine because Raquel put the Polyjuice potion in his pumpkin juice that morning. Raquel had of course put Malfoys hair in it so we got 50 points taken off, but it was worth seeing Malfoy almost start to cry. For a split second I felt sorry for him, but that didn't last at all. I didn't hear what Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore were talking about. I didn't hear them because I was running outside to meet Raquel and Lizzy "Raquel have you done your part of the plan? I already have got the spell at ready!" I asked Raquel quietly. "Here you are Cassy! She said handing me 3 iced snow balls that I could tell she had made carefully so that the whole thing was made of ice. "Let's get into position! Raquel you know what to right?" "Yep! Just distract him and make sure you get a clean shot at him. "Okay. Hope we don't get in trouble like we did last time!"
Revised Version:
Due: 12/21/01
It was almost lunchtime and my stomach was growling at me for not eating breakfast that morning. That was the first time I had ever missed a meal and I owe it all to Professor Snape. He made Raquel, Lizzy and me grade papers for him, during breakfast. I thought the walls were gonna cave in on us cause my stomach was grumbling so loud, but they didn't which was a real shame.
While grading papers we had a good.not really. time at making excuses at why the Gryffindors kept on getting such low grades on their papers. We had gotten out earlier then he wanted because outside at the very moment he looked up something ran across his view. To be more specific it was a streaking student. At this he let us go while he chased the student down. At this little memory from earlier I had to laugh, but my stomach stopped me as it churned and realize how empty it was. "Why?" I asked as I started poking my stomach and make it churn even more.
"Miss. May," Professor McGonagall said as I walked into the room "Can you please go get Professor Dumbledore?" She asked handing me a little package. "I want you to give this to him, but don't say it's from me." She said the last bit in a voice that sounded as if it was trying to be embarrassed.
"Why?" I asked plainly looking at the package and then up into her face. /Is she blushing? Damn. Why do old wrinkly people blush? It's not right./
"Minerva! Can you help me here?" The ever so short Professor Flitwick asked. He was trying to reach the bottom branch of one of the twelve trees that had just been pulled into the Great hall by Hagrid.
"He he." She giggled softly as she made her way over to the midget.
/Did she just.giggle? And what's with the embarrassed type look she got when I asked why? I just understand the old and wrinkly people of today./ Looking down at the package I made my way out of the hallway where I threw the package behind a stone statue for later. Then I slowly made my way down to the lake. The snow was about 2 feet deep and there were several small paths that led in different directions in the snow. Outside was the only place where I could be alone to my thoughts.
In the distance Snape was still chasing the streaking student. I looked a little closer to see if I recognized the person and of course I did. "Harry? He did that on purpose. But Snape looks so angry. Most likely cause he can't catch his naked prey." I took several more steps and looked up to the clear blue sky. "Good thing Raquel and Liz-Liz don't know." I let out a little sigh of relief.
"Know what?" Came Liz-Liz's voice from behind me.
"Nothing." I replied as I kept on walking down towards the lake away from the two lovebirds. "Do you have the snowballs or not?" Changing the subject.
"Of course, but what were you talking about to yourself?" Raquel asked walking up beside me so we were walking shoulder to shoulder on the narrow path infront of us.
/Might as well tell them now. They'll figure it out eventually and get angry at me for not telling them sooner./ And with this I took a breath of the freezing air and looked down to the ground so I could only see the path. "Well you know last Friday at the end of Potion's I had to stay behind for detention?" I slowly stopped and waited for their nods and then continued on. "Well I wasn't in detention I was spying on Snape and I found out the Snape was having a relationship with."
At the word relationship Raquel and Liz-Liz jumped in.
"But he's at least 50." Liz-Liz started.
"Why him of all people?" Raquel asked.
"Homo. Snape is a girl right?" Liz-Liz's curiosity went too far. There was a long pause at this until Raquel spoke up.
"I think Snape's a guy. But I wouldn't know. Cas-Cas do you know?" She said turning to me.
"Of course I don't know. I would guess a guy, but I don't know." I said plainly.
"But you said you had a relationship with him." Liz-Liz said narrowing her eyes slightly with questions.
"I didn't say I was with him, but you never let me finish my sentence."
"Then finish it!" Raquel said impatiently.
"How to phrase it." I let the suspension grow for a few seconds as I let my gaze fall onto the ground again. "He's gay. Is that simply enough?" With that their jaw's dropped.
"With who?" Raquel added quietly.
"With Pot." My words were cut off as Harry ran out of nowhere and into us. Snape was still after him. "POTTER! GET YOUR NAKED BUTT OFF OF ME AND INTO YOUR LOVER'S LAP!" I screamed as he landed on my. I think I hit him in the balls with my leg, but I wouldn't know because Snape had picked him up off of me and wrapped his clock around him before I could make sure he would never be able to use them again. Raquel had fallen into the snow trying to run and Liz-Liz's eye was twitching like crazy.
"Potter. Get into the hospital wing now or you'll freeze to death. And after you have clothes on and are warm I want to see you in my office. You aren't getting out of this one." Snape said putting on a stern face.
/Naughty Naughty./ I thought and then quickly ran up infront on Snape so I was blocking his path.
"What do you want?" he said trying to get around me.
"You put on a good act Snape." I said smirking slightly.
"What are you talking about?" He spat.
/Why do they spit?/ I wondered, but saw Raquel was getting up from out of the snow and walking over to Liz-Liz and shacking her so she would come out of her shock. "Let's just say that I was there on Friday and heard everything. Naughty Naughty." I added the last bit with the wave of my finger. Both their faces were in shock at the thing that I had said. "Don't worry. I won't tell anyone yet." I walked past them and made my way towards Liz-Liz and Raquel.
By the time they had gotten inside of Hogwarts and Raquel and I had gotten Liz-Liz back to her normal self we went inside to have lunch.
"When are we gonna use the snowballs?" Raquel asked me.
"When the teachers aren't looking of course." Taking a bite out of my chicken. "We'll use them later today most likely."
"Who are out little Christmas presents going to?" Liz-Liz asked after taking a swig of her Pumpkin juice. "Snape.for detention and being greasy, Flitwick.for being too short, Dumbledore.for being wrinkly, McGonagall.for being shy about her crush on Wrinkly, and anyone else who ticks us off by the time we launch them." I said ticking off the people on my fingers
"Sounds fine to me." Raquel said.
"Ditto." Liz-Liz agreed as she started to sway from the amount of juice in her. It wasn't just the drink. It was the amount that she was drinking.
"I think you should stop drinking that stuff Liz-Liz." Raquel said slightly worried.
"What are you talking about?" She said taking another swig of her juice and swaying again.
"Ummm.Liz-Liz you're getting drunk again." I said plainly staring at her.
"It's only so I can erase the image of that thing. Who was that?" She asked leaning against the table so she wouldn't fall. Her cheeks were flushed a bright pink.
"Potter." I said out of the corner of my mouth as I looked at the ceiling and took a sip of drink.
"And you don't mind saying that." Raquel pointed out.
"What!?" I said spraying my drink at this.
"You just say it so calmly, that it seems that you like him." I started to crack my fingers.
"I wanna see some blood!" Liz-Liz screamed suddenly getting over her drunkenness.
"DIE RAQUEL!" I screamed as I reached my hands around her neck trying to choke her.
Until next time. XD
Original Version:
due 12/21/01
"What's going on in here Professor McGonall?" I asked as I came into the Great Hall before dinner on Christmas "We're making the Great Hall extra special this year." "Why? I didn't see any point to it." I added as I looked around her to see a singing Christmas tree and quivering snow. Soon I turned back to Professor McGonagal after my giggles had subsided at last. "Well. Uh. Ohh you'll find out tonight at the Christmas feast!" She replied trying to find the right words to answer my question. Then she added quickly "Professor Dumbledore we are prepared for your evaluation of the Great Hall!" She said happily as Dumbledore came in. At that moment I saw Raquel and Lizzy through the window cursing snowballs to hit Professor Shortstop of his stool and see if he bounces. I could tell because we (as in Raquel, Lizzy, and innocent little me) had been planning this since Shortstop had took 50 points away form Slytherine because Raquel put the Polyjuice potion in his pumpkin juice that morning. Raquel had of course put Malfoys hair in it so we got 50 points taken off, but it was worth seeing Malfoy almost start to cry. For a split second I felt sorry for him, but that didn't last at all. I didn't hear what Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore were talking about. I didn't hear them because I was running outside to meet Raquel and Lizzy "Raquel have you done your part of the plan? I already have got the spell at ready!" I asked Raquel quietly. "Here you are Cassy! She said handing me 3 iced snow balls that I could tell she had made carefully so that the whole thing was made of ice. "Let's get into position! Raquel you know what to right?" "Yep! Just distract him and make sure you get a clean shot at him. "Okay. Hope we don't get in trouble like we did last time!"