Disclaimer~ We own nothing of Inuyasha....So sad......*sniff* BUT! We DO own the plot and the characters Soko and Morgan.
You steal, and you shall die a most horrible, painful, death........OR, We will poke you with out mercy!
Last time on.......Nanashi
Morgan glared at Sango "SANGO!" She yelled "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUFFINS!?"
"N-no, I d-don't!"
This time
"SANGO, YOU TOOK MY MUFFINS! DIDN'T YOU! I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!"
~So that's why she was acting weird~ Kagome thought
Morgan pounced at Sango in her rage, but she was never able to reach her. Soko and Miroku each held her back
"Calm down." Soko demanded
"ARGHHH!" Morgan called "SHE MUST DIE!!"
"It's okay, Muffin Girl," Soko comforted. "We can get more from our time."
Morgan had calmed down from her rage, she fell down onto her knees and started to sob. "I-I miss them already!"
"Kagome-chan," Soko started, " How far from the well are we?"
"It's about 2 days away," came Kagome's reply
At this, the already sobbing Morgan began to cry.....hard
"Ack," Soko said. She hated it when peopled cried. It made her feel very uncomfortable. She grabbed a cookie. "uhh...Here,
Morgan.....Have a cookie."
"I-its-s ju-just n-not the same!" Morgan said while sobbing
"Too bad, so sad. You are gonna eat the cookie."
Morgan took the cookie. She eyed it for a moment. Then, figuring that it wasn't poison, she took a bite. "I guess these will do,"
She said, no longer sobbing.
"Goody goody gum drops," Soko said, sarcastically. "Kagome, can we go back to that village now?"
"Sure, it's getting dark now. Let's set up camp for the night."
"I'll go gather some wood," A very plain looking Inuyasha said
"Oki day, neko-chan," Soko said
"You're pushing it," Inuyasha said with a growl
"YAY!" Boomed Soko's voice
Kagome let out a nervous laugh "hehehe...heh....Lets just go find a clearing out of the Western Lands."
"Fine by me," Inuyasha said, still annoyed
~*~*~*~
.::At the clearing::.
"Pathetic humans and their sleeping habits," Inuyasha muttered
"Houshi," Morgan began " are you ever going ta show me your Wind Tunnel again?" She asked, flashing him one of her ditzy
smiles
Soko, hearing what the Inu had said, replied, " If we are so "Pathetic", why can I kick your brother's ass?" She and Morgan
high-fived
"Because of the Shikon shard, wench!"
"Shut up, you are such a sore looser!" Soko said, Presenting her tongue in a rude manner
"Aww...The little Neko is jealous," Taunted Morgan. Kagome giggled at the comments being said
"BITCH!" Inuyasha yelled
"NEKO!" Morgan yelled
"Baka charat!" Soko yelled to Inuyasha (A/N Baka charat means: Stupid Carrot)
"Osuwari," Kagome said while smiling
"Houshi-sama, are you ever gonna show me the Kazzana (Wind tunnel) again?" Morgan asked, turning back to the Houshi
"You know the payment," He said with a perverted grin
"GAH!" Morgan yelled, walking over to Soko
"Morgan-chan," Soko began "Let's just read"
" I concur," Morgan said
"Do you even know what that means?"
"I have no idea"
" I see," Soko said slowly. She then gave Morgan her Chobits manga and grabbed her Care Bear. She cuddled it and began to
read Magic Knight Rayearth.
"What's that stupid thing?"Inuyasha asked, pointing at the Care Bear
"Grr.." Soko growled. "It's a stuffed toy made for either children or girls"
Morgan went to get a cookie. But what fun would this story be if nothing funny happend?
She tripped over Shippou on her way back, and what do you know.....She landed ontop of over favorite, perverted, Monk
~I must resist!~ Miroku thought. ~Resist it Miroku....you're a houshi for goodness sakes~
"Resist the temptation," He accidentally said aloud.
"Huh?" Morgan asked, starting to get up.
"Umm.......Nothing, nothing at all," Miroku said hurriedly. He let out a nervous laugh
"Okay," Soko said, very slowly
".............Right......" Morgan said, finally standing
"Must you trip over everything," A very agitated Hanyou (Half demon) asked.
"Shut up Baka-neko," Soko said, and then she turned back to her Manga (Baka-neko = stupid cat)
Morgan, getting an urge to be "Brave", went up to Inuyasha and flicked his ears. She then quickly realized what she was doing,
and ran to the Houshi.
"Bitch!" he called
"Bastard," Soko called, not even giving Morgan a chance to say what she wanted to
"Now, now Inuyasha," Miroku began," Must you be so cruel?"
"I agree," Sango said
"As do I," Soko said
"Me too!" Morgan cried out.
Kagome just gave a little nod of the head
Miroku hugged Morgan closer. "She is just an innocent girl."
~Houshi, you're pressing your luck~ Morgan thought
"Right then," Soko said, turning back to her manga
Morgan tried to break away from Miroku, but failed. She sighed (A/N(Michaela) Yes, they do that a lot, huh?)
Soko noticed this. "Houshi-sama, let her go."
Morgan, on the other hand, had a more effective idea. "GET ME A MUFFIN!" She yelled into his ear.
Her plan did indeed, work. Miroku let go instantly, his ears ringing
Morgan turned to glare at Sango. "That's right, I can't have any, because you took them all!"
Soko handed her 2 cookies, for compensation. Morgan squealed. "YAY! Cookies!" Soko just shook her head slowly, squinting
her eyes.
Soko paused for a moment "Do you guys hear anything...?"
Inuyasha sniffed the air "I smell wolf," He said quietly
"oh god.......no," Kagome whined
"Not HIM again," Soko said in a similar tone as Kagome's
"you guys are talking about that dude in the skirt.......right?" Morgan asked
"All he does is hit on you Kagome," Soko said
"Yeah," Morgan agreed " Can't you just tell him to go away?"
"I can try," Kagome started, "But, it might not work."
..:::Kouga comes into sight:::..
"Damn it," Soko cursed under her breath
"Ugh..." Morgan said, whilst both she and Soko rolled their eyes.
Soko gave a heavy sigh. "What can we do for you, annoying wolf?"
"Yeah, skirt bot," Morgan added
"I have come for Kagome-hime"
"Pcchhh, never give up do you, wimpy wolf," Inuyasha said in annoyance
"Kouga-kun, I don't want to leave," Kagome said sweetly
"But...CAN you?"
"No! She can't!" Inuyasha roared "Go away!"
Kouga walked over to Soko. "Can she leave?" He asked her, with a very obviuos wink
"Do you have something in your eye? Or are you trying to get me to agree with you even though I hate you and that stupid skirt
you wear? Get a life, and stop going after Kagome-chan. She doesn't want you, and we don't want you here." Soko said
"What is a "Skirt"?" Kouga asked out of honest confusion. Morgan, Soko, and Kagome all burst out laughing. Kouga blushed a
light shape of pink out of embarrassment
The girls caught their breath, and Soko finally decided to fill him in. "It doesn't matter," She said (A/N (Michaela) Such a detailed
explaination........wow O.O) "Just go away."
"Yeah you idiot," Morgan added
"Yeah, they're right for once........Just go away," Inuyasha agreed
"What do you mean...."For once"?" Soko asked skeptically
Inuyasha growled "IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
"Oki day," Soko said, dropping the subject
"Can't you just suck him up with your wind tunnel?" Morgan asked in a whisper to Miroku
"Nay, it's a sin," He answered simply
"Oh, and groping women isn't?"
"Of course not, it helps re-produce the race."
"I hope I never hear you say that again," Morgan said walking away
"uh....Kouga-kun?" Kagome started," Uhh...err....Could you just, like, leave us alone?"
"As you wish, Kagome-hime"
"YES!" Both Soko and Morgan said under their breath
"I mean," Soko started, gaining her composer," *Cough* that's *Ahem* Terrible."
..:::Kouga leaves:::..
Kagome sighed. Well, because of that little visit, we lost some day-light. How 'bout we set up camp? I'll make some ramen.."
"You guys eat that all the time," Morgan said, stating the obvious (A/N (Michaela) Like a human should, according to the
"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"...)
"What about you and your little muffin craze?" Miroku accused
"I miss them ever-so much," Morgan said, sobbing. She turned to glare at Sango. A horrible, hair raising, glare
"What!? You are the one that got me hooked!" sango defended herself
Morgan made a rude guester with her tongue "Yeah, but you didn't have to steal them!"
"What, like you would have handed them over, willingly?"
"Argghh..." Morgan said quietly as she took a seat next to a certain perverted monk
"That's not such a bright idea...." Soko said
"Huh? What?"
"He gropes you every time you sit down..."
"Oh yeah!" Morgan said. Then she eyed the Houshi, and scooted away
~hmm....I need to get back at Sango for taking my muffins.......But how?~Morgan thought. ~AHA!~ Morgan stood up. She then
walked over to Miroku and sat down next to him. She had a perfect plan on how to make Sango jealous
"Hey Miroku-sama," Morgan said, making sure that she was loud enough for the muffin theif to hear
"Yes, Morgan-sama?"
"umm..." She paused. "I'll bear your child!"
Everyone gasped...
"A-are you sure?" Miroku asked
"Nopes...I was just kidding.......Sango *giggle* you should have seen your face," Morgan began to full at laugh, at this point. She
imitated Sango's face, and laughed even harder
"Morgan," Soko paused," You are so weird....."
"I think I am just delirious.......I haven't has a muffin in, *gasp* 2 hours!"
"Oh wow, that's so long," Soko said sarcastically
" I know!" Morgan agreed, not realizing that it was sarcasm
"I was being sarcastic, you dolt!"
"Oh.......well........I wasn't!"
"Why, am I friends with you again?"
"Oh come on, how can you resist this face," Morgans said, pinching her cheeks. She tryed to do a signature "Hair flip" But
tripped while doing so. Everyone sweat dropped
"Oh God....." Soko paused to laugh "here, lemme help you," She then helped Morgan off the ground
"It gets more painful every time I fall."
"Maybe you need a walker,"She suggested
"ha ha....very cute," Morgan said sarcastically
"Isn't it?"
"That's it, I am buying you one for Christmas...." Kagome said
"That's a great idea, Kagome-chan"
Morgan glared at her 2 best friends as she sat down next to Miroku, thinking of more ways to tick off Sango.
~Ah, yes!~ She thought. "I'm tired," She said aloud. She yawned as she rested her head on Miroku's shoulder. ~Take this
Sango!~ She thought
Sango just glared at her. Miroku had a huge grin on his face. Inuyasha muttered something that sounded like "baka" under his
breath.
"You are acting very strangely," Miroku said " You usually only suck up to me when you are,.............you know.........scared."
"Oh, I feel fine, just tired," Morgan said with a ditzy grin on her face
"I'm tired, too," Shippou said, yawning.
"yeah, lets all go to bed now," Kagome said
"Okay," Morgan said, laying her head down firmer on Miroku's shoulder. Sango looked as if she would have steam come out of
her ears any second.
~*~*~*~*~
A/N (Michaela) Yes........this is my part of the chapter
You had all better love me now.........I had school and I typed this. Believe it or not, I had homework on the first day......
I NEED at least 1 review from this chapter, otherwise this story stops, or it becomes Morgan's story, where the Chapters come out Much, Much slower ^.^ I am just a ray of sunshine, huh?
ugh..........I am tired of all this.........I must have motivation! Don't think that "another person will reveiw, I don't have to" It's best to not put the success of this story in the hands of others ^_^
Myself, and my co-author would like to thank all of those who have reviewed. It makes our day to see that people like our work.
Convos
Michaela: Gah....They took away our Break at school. Now things are all rushy.........I hate it
Morgan: So sad
Michaela: Ain't it? Anyway, one of my friends wants me to ask again.....Do you really like muffins?
Morgan:Yes.. I like muffins.. but I'm not obsessive.. but ever since we started writing this fic.. I'm beginning to like them more and more lol
Michaela: How quaint.
Morgan: Now I get to ask a question: Are you really like Soko
Michaela: ^_^; well...........I do talk like her.....I like Sesshomaru........but I can't nearly kick as much ass as that. Physically.....not really.....My hair is the same length but different color.....I am not Asian.......even though I want to be really badly...hehe
Morgan:I see
Michaela: You do?!
Morgan: Of course...I see all.......I have the eye of The Dark Lord
Michaela: I see.... My History teacher is like that. He can see everything. AND hear it too. Freaky
You steal, and you shall die a most horrible, painful, death........OR, We will poke you with out mercy!
Last time on.......Nanashi
Morgan glared at Sango "SANGO!" She yelled "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MUFFINS!?"
"N-no, I d-don't!"
This time
"SANGO, YOU TOOK MY MUFFINS! DIDN'T YOU! I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW!"
~So that's why she was acting weird~ Kagome thought
Morgan pounced at Sango in her rage, but she was never able to reach her. Soko and Miroku each held her back
"Calm down." Soko demanded
"ARGHHH!" Morgan called "SHE MUST DIE!!"
"It's okay, Muffin Girl," Soko comforted. "We can get more from our time."
Morgan had calmed down from her rage, she fell down onto her knees and started to sob. "I-I miss them already!"
"Kagome-chan," Soko started, " How far from the well are we?"
"It's about 2 days away," came Kagome's reply
At this, the already sobbing Morgan began to cry.....hard
"Ack," Soko said. She hated it when peopled cried. It made her feel very uncomfortable. She grabbed a cookie. "uhh...Here,
Morgan.....Have a cookie."
"I-its-s ju-just n-not the same!" Morgan said while sobbing
"Too bad, so sad. You are gonna eat the cookie."
Morgan took the cookie. She eyed it for a moment. Then, figuring that it wasn't poison, she took a bite. "I guess these will do,"
She said, no longer sobbing.
"Goody goody gum drops," Soko said, sarcastically. "Kagome, can we go back to that village now?"
"Sure, it's getting dark now. Let's set up camp for the night."
"I'll go gather some wood," A very plain looking Inuyasha said
"Oki day, neko-chan," Soko said
"You're pushing it," Inuyasha said with a growl
"YAY!" Boomed Soko's voice
Kagome let out a nervous laugh "hehehe...heh....Lets just go find a clearing out of the Western Lands."
"Fine by me," Inuyasha said, still annoyed
~*~*~*~
.::At the clearing::.
"Pathetic humans and their sleeping habits," Inuyasha muttered
"Houshi," Morgan began " are you ever going ta show me your Wind Tunnel again?" She asked, flashing him one of her ditzy
smiles
Soko, hearing what the Inu had said, replied, " If we are so "Pathetic", why can I kick your brother's ass?" She and Morgan
high-fived
"Because of the Shikon shard, wench!"
"Shut up, you are such a sore looser!" Soko said, Presenting her tongue in a rude manner
"Aww...The little Neko is jealous," Taunted Morgan. Kagome giggled at the comments being said
"BITCH!" Inuyasha yelled
"NEKO!" Morgan yelled
"Baka charat!" Soko yelled to Inuyasha (A/N Baka charat means: Stupid Carrot)
"Osuwari," Kagome said while smiling
"Houshi-sama, are you ever gonna show me the Kazzana (Wind tunnel) again?" Morgan asked, turning back to the Houshi
"You know the payment," He said with a perverted grin
"GAH!" Morgan yelled, walking over to Soko
"Morgan-chan," Soko began "Let's just read"
" I concur," Morgan said
"Do you even know what that means?"
"I have no idea"
" I see," Soko said slowly. She then gave Morgan her Chobits manga and grabbed her Care Bear. She cuddled it and began to
read Magic Knight Rayearth.
"What's that stupid thing?"Inuyasha asked, pointing at the Care Bear
"Grr.." Soko growled. "It's a stuffed toy made for either children or girls"
Morgan went to get a cookie. But what fun would this story be if nothing funny happend?
She tripped over Shippou on her way back, and what do you know.....She landed ontop of over favorite, perverted, Monk
~I must resist!~ Miroku thought. ~Resist it Miroku....you're a houshi for goodness sakes~
"Resist the temptation," He accidentally said aloud.
"Huh?" Morgan asked, starting to get up.
"Umm.......Nothing, nothing at all," Miroku said hurriedly. He let out a nervous laugh
"Okay," Soko said, very slowly
".............Right......" Morgan said, finally standing
"Must you trip over everything," A very agitated Hanyou (Half demon) asked.
"Shut up Baka-neko," Soko said, and then she turned back to her Manga (Baka-neko = stupid cat)
Morgan, getting an urge to be "Brave", went up to Inuyasha and flicked his ears. She then quickly realized what she was doing,
and ran to the Houshi.
"Bitch!" he called
"Bastard," Soko called, not even giving Morgan a chance to say what she wanted to
"Now, now Inuyasha," Miroku began," Must you be so cruel?"
"I agree," Sango said
"As do I," Soko said
"Me too!" Morgan cried out.
Kagome just gave a little nod of the head
Miroku hugged Morgan closer. "She is just an innocent girl."
~Houshi, you're pressing your luck~ Morgan thought
"Right then," Soko said, turning back to her manga
Morgan tried to break away from Miroku, but failed. She sighed (A/N(Michaela) Yes, they do that a lot, huh?)
Soko noticed this. "Houshi-sama, let her go."
Morgan, on the other hand, had a more effective idea. "GET ME A MUFFIN!" She yelled into his ear.
Her plan did indeed, work. Miroku let go instantly, his ears ringing
Morgan turned to glare at Sango. "That's right, I can't have any, because you took them all!"
Soko handed her 2 cookies, for compensation. Morgan squealed. "YAY! Cookies!" Soko just shook her head slowly, squinting
her eyes.
Soko paused for a moment "Do you guys hear anything...?"
Inuyasha sniffed the air "I smell wolf," He said quietly
"oh god.......no," Kagome whined
"Not HIM again," Soko said in a similar tone as Kagome's
"you guys are talking about that dude in the skirt.......right?" Morgan asked
"All he does is hit on you Kagome," Soko said
"Yeah," Morgan agreed " Can't you just tell him to go away?"
"I can try," Kagome started, "But, it might not work."
..:::Kouga comes into sight:::..
"Damn it," Soko cursed under her breath
"Ugh..." Morgan said, whilst both she and Soko rolled their eyes.
Soko gave a heavy sigh. "What can we do for you, annoying wolf?"
"Yeah, skirt bot," Morgan added
"I have come for Kagome-hime"
"Pcchhh, never give up do you, wimpy wolf," Inuyasha said in annoyance
"Kouga-kun, I don't want to leave," Kagome said sweetly
"But...CAN you?"
"No! She can't!" Inuyasha roared "Go away!"
Kouga walked over to Soko. "Can she leave?" He asked her, with a very obviuos wink
"Do you have something in your eye? Or are you trying to get me to agree with you even though I hate you and that stupid skirt
you wear? Get a life, and stop going after Kagome-chan. She doesn't want you, and we don't want you here." Soko said
"What is a "Skirt"?" Kouga asked out of honest confusion. Morgan, Soko, and Kagome all burst out laughing. Kouga blushed a
light shape of pink out of embarrassment
The girls caught their breath, and Soko finally decided to fill him in. "It doesn't matter," She said (A/N (Michaela) Such a detailed
explaination........wow O.O) "Just go away."
"Yeah you idiot," Morgan added
"Yeah, they're right for once........Just go away," Inuyasha agreed
"What do you mean...."For once"?" Soko asked skeptically
Inuyasha growled "IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
"Oki day," Soko said, dropping the subject
"Can't you just suck him up with your wind tunnel?" Morgan asked in a whisper to Miroku
"Nay, it's a sin," He answered simply
"Oh, and groping women isn't?"
"Of course not, it helps re-produce the race."
"I hope I never hear you say that again," Morgan said walking away
"uh....Kouga-kun?" Kagome started," Uhh...err....Could you just, like, leave us alone?"
"As you wish, Kagome-hime"
"YES!" Both Soko and Morgan said under their breath
"I mean," Soko started, gaining her composer," *Cough* that's *Ahem* Terrible."
..:::Kouga leaves:::..
Kagome sighed. Well, because of that little visit, we lost some day-light. How 'bout we set up camp? I'll make some ramen.."
"You guys eat that all the time," Morgan said, stating the obvious (A/N (Michaela) Like a human should, according to the
"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"...)
"What about you and your little muffin craze?" Miroku accused
"I miss them ever-so much," Morgan said, sobbing. She turned to glare at Sango. A horrible, hair raising, glare
"What!? You are the one that got me hooked!" sango defended herself
Morgan made a rude guester with her tongue "Yeah, but you didn't have to steal them!"
"What, like you would have handed them over, willingly?"
"Argghh..." Morgan said quietly as she took a seat next to a certain perverted monk
"That's not such a bright idea...." Soko said
"Huh? What?"
"He gropes you every time you sit down..."
"Oh yeah!" Morgan said. Then she eyed the Houshi, and scooted away
~hmm....I need to get back at Sango for taking my muffins.......But how?~Morgan thought. ~AHA!~ Morgan stood up. She then
walked over to Miroku and sat down next to him. She had a perfect plan on how to make Sango jealous
"Hey Miroku-sama," Morgan said, making sure that she was loud enough for the muffin theif to hear
"Yes, Morgan-sama?"
"umm..." She paused. "I'll bear your child!"
Everyone gasped...
"A-are you sure?" Miroku asked
"Nopes...I was just kidding.......Sango *giggle* you should have seen your face," Morgan began to full at laugh, at this point. She
imitated Sango's face, and laughed even harder
"Morgan," Soko paused," You are so weird....."
"I think I am just delirious.......I haven't has a muffin in, *gasp* 2 hours!"
"Oh wow, that's so long," Soko said sarcastically
" I know!" Morgan agreed, not realizing that it was sarcasm
"I was being sarcastic, you dolt!"
"Oh.......well........I wasn't!"
"Why, am I friends with you again?"
"Oh come on, how can you resist this face," Morgans said, pinching her cheeks. She tryed to do a signature "Hair flip" But
tripped while doing so. Everyone sweat dropped
"Oh God....." Soko paused to laugh "here, lemme help you," She then helped Morgan off the ground
"It gets more painful every time I fall."
"Maybe you need a walker,"She suggested
"ha ha....very cute," Morgan said sarcastically
"Isn't it?"
"That's it, I am buying you one for Christmas...." Kagome said
"That's a great idea, Kagome-chan"
Morgan glared at her 2 best friends as she sat down next to Miroku, thinking of more ways to tick off Sango.
~Ah, yes!~ She thought. "I'm tired," She said aloud. She yawned as she rested her head on Miroku's shoulder. ~Take this
Sango!~ She thought
Sango just glared at her. Miroku had a huge grin on his face. Inuyasha muttered something that sounded like "baka" under his
breath.
"You are acting very strangely," Miroku said " You usually only suck up to me when you are,.............you know.........scared."
"Oh, I feel fine, just tired," Morgan said with a ditzy grin on her face
"I'm tired, too," Shippou said, yawning.
"yeah, lets all go to bed now," Kagome said
"Okay," Morgan said, laying her head down firmer on Miroku's shoulder. Sango looked as if she would have steam come out of
her ears any second.
~*~*~*~*~
A/N (Michaela) Yes........this is my part of the chapter
You had all better love me now.........I had school and I typed this. Believe it or not, I had homework on the first day......
I NEED at least 1 review from this chapter, otherwise this story stops, or it becomes Morgan's story, where the Chapters come out Much, Much slower ^.^ I am just a ray of sunshine, huh?
ugh..........I am tired of all this.........I must have motivation! Don't think that "another person will reveiw, I don't have to" It's best to not put the success of this story in the hands of others ^_^
Myself, and my co-author would like to thank all of those who have reviewed. It makes our day to see that people like our work.
Convos
Michaela: Gah....They took away our Break at school. Now things are all rushy.........I hate it
Morgan: So sad
Michaela: Ain't it? Anyway, one of my friends wants me to ask again.....Do you really like muffins?
Morgan:Yes.. I like muffins.. but I'm not obsessive.. but ever since we started writing this fic.. I'm beginning to like them more and more lol
Michaela: How quaint.
Morgan: Now I get to ask a question: Are you really like Soko
Michaela: ^_^; well...........I do talk like her.....I like Sesshomaru........but I can't nearly kick as much ass as that. Physically.....not really.....My hair is the same length but different color.....I am not Asian.......even though I want to be really badly...hehe
Morgan:I see
Michaela: You do?!
Morgan: Of course...I see all.......I have the eye of The Dark Lord
Michaela: I see.... My History teacher is like that. He can see everything. AND hear it too. Freaky