Nanashi
Typed up by Mike-lar as called by her 18 year old-kickin- brother Jack.
disclaimer: *Morgan wanders in the woods* Oh Sexy Man-Whore!? Where are you!? I want to Ravish you! DAMNIT! ugh... Well...Come on! SEXY MAN-WHORE!? GRR.. "While you people are here, I might as well tell you that we own nothing...Well..Nothing of the Inuyasha series....We Do, however, own the plot, in which another character we own, Morgan, Squeel! Gets you chase after that "sexy man-whore" Soko, *glee* gets to be all kickin....Don't steal our Joy! SEXY-MAN-WHORE!? COME OUT AND PLAY!
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"Well...what are my options?"Morgan replied, trying to stand up, but very fortunately for a perverted monk, tripped on his staff, and landed on him.
"That is getting so old," Soko said, crossing her arms across her chest.
"It's not like I can help it!" Morgan called. Soko rolled her eyes. She sighed
"I know....It's part of your blonde "Charm".." Morgan nodded at Soko's statement. "Well," Soko sighed " your options are...................................," She paused." I never thought that far," She admitted.
"That's okay, Soko-chan," Morgan said oh-so-happily. "I have exactly what I want," She looked to Miroku, blushing a bit.
"Okay..." Soko began,"Your options are....Miroku....Me teaching you how to fight....or....well.....Me teaching you how to read better."
"I CHOOSE MIROKU!" Morgan said quickly
"Oki day then," Soko said." You have to go at least two weeks without muffins. Shake on it...."
"WAIT!" Morgan yelled. Soko sighed
"What..?!" She asked, annoyed
"Does that mean I can't touch him for *2* weeks!?"
"Hmmm.. How about...YES!"
"No deal," Miroku said
"Fine....How about...Limited contact?"
"No deal," Miroku repeated
Soko closed her eyes in anger. "It. Is. Not. Your. Fucking. Choice." She said slowly with an icy tone "It's. Morgan's."
"Yeah...But still," Morgan started. ." No deal....I already have him, so why would I choose him again?" She paused."Fine, you can teach me to fight!"
"Okay," Soko said simply. No longer being angry
"I am tired of sitting on the side-lines, anyway," Morgan admitted
"Oh, I am so sure..." Soko muttered "Okay, deal?" She asked in a normal tone, extending her hand.
"Deal," Morgan chimed, shaking Soko's hand. "Kagome-chan," She began, retracting her hand and turning to Kagome. "I am sorry about blowing up at you...It was just because of my lack of muffins..."
"That's okay," Kagome said, expression lightening ," As long as you learn to fight, I'm good." Morgan sat back down on the ground and let out a sigh.
"Man...two weeks is a long time," She said thoughtfully."The longest I've been without muffins is 3 hours.."
"Get used to it," Soko said with a wink "Do you want to wait 2 weeks, or start learning to fight now?"
"Now, Now, Now, Now!" Morgan said, acting like a fricken 3 year old with a tone of voice to match.
"2 weeks it is then!" Soko said happily
"What!?" Morgan asked in a truly confused tone. "I said &I Quote Now& quote,"
"I am doing the exact opposite of what you say. You being a ditz, would logically make the incorrect choice. If I take the opposite, I get a &QuoteSmart"e choice.."
"Owie...My head hurts.."
"*laughs* Thats okay, I am just kidding. We will start tomorrow, it will be getting dark soon, anyway," Soko said, looking at the sky. Morgan yawned
"I am tired," She complained. She scooted over to Miroku and rested her head on his shoulder. "Good night!" She said
"Pch.." Soko scoffed," I swear that's a SIN!"
"What! It's not like we're having SEX or anything!"Morgan retorted. Miroku put on one of his famous perverted grins...
"Who knows.." He said in a very sly voice
"I AM ONLY *15*!" Morgan wailed, sitting up-right
Kagome cleared her throat. "we are in feudal Japan....15 is of age..."
Morgan laughed in a nervous manner. "R-right!" She rested her head back down onto the Houshi's shoulder. "Good night!" She said quickly
"I was just kidding," Miroku said," Don't worry."
"Right! I knew that!" Morgan lied
"I am so sure.." Soko said sarcastically ,"And the Chinese invented Buddhism," She said, shaking her head slowly
"Didn't they?" Morgan asked. Soko paused and her left eye twitched..
"Do you EVER pay attention?!" She asked angrily
"Rarely," Morgan said, truthfully
"Makes sense then," Soko said, calming down." The Indians invented Buddhism, my friend," She said, Matter-of-factly
"But they are in AMERICA, silly," Morgan said, giggling
"GRRRRRRRRR-NESSSS!" Soko yelled in frustration "No!" She paused, collecting her nerves once more. "The Asian Indians, dear."
"You mean the ones that work at all those gas stations.....and drive taxies? 'Cause there were a lot of Taxies in New York.."
"I HATE you!" Soko screamed
"What is a tax-ey?" Miroku asked, trying to sound it out.
"A metal carriage that someone else drives for you if you pay the," Soko explained simply like she had done it every day "Now then...." She paused and then Glared at Morgan, "WHAT DO YOU DO IN HISTORY!?"
"Umm..." Morgan thought," I color, paint my nails, and doodle!"
Soko just stared at her, wide-eyed. She then had a sly idea. "Do you even know what subject history is?" She asked, jokingly
"Pfft," Morgan scoffed," I dont need school! I am going to be a model!" She stood up and tried to do the "Model" Walk. She tripped after about fives steps...
"Hey Morgan, you are an American, so you should know this," Soko said, trying to keep from laughing. "When was the war of 1812?" She asked
"uhh...I know this.." Morgan paused, "1992!"
"Very good!," Soko lied "now then,"She began ," What color was George Washington's *white* horse?"
"umm....GREEN!"
"Who was buried in Grant's tomb?" Soko asked
"Abraham Lincoln!"
"Who was the first man in space!?"
"Buzz Lightyear!"Morgan yelled"Owie..all these questions are making my head spin. They're too hard!"
"Oh...Just ONE more?"
"Sure!"
"Which of the following is NOT a color:
A.) Green
B.) Plaid
C.) Turquoise"
"Well C, of course! It's a compound word!"Soko and Kagome were clutching their sides, and rolling on the ground with laughter. "What's so funny?" Morgan asked indigently
"Oh...Umm...NOTHING!" Soko lied. Kagome gasped for air
"Ahh, my head is spinning...these questions are WAY too hard!" Morgan whined
"I am sure, Morgan," Soko laughed,"Just like King Tut was *40* when he died!"
"....Really?" Morgan asked
"Of..COURSE!," Soko said, struggling to breathing
"...I think you're lying!" Morgan accused
"Of COURSE NOT! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS!*laughs*"
"Oki do da day!"Morgan said. Soko and Kagome doubled up in laughter. Morgan looked at them "I think you guys are trying to make me look like an idiot!"
"Of *giggle* Course *giggle* Not *giggle*," Soko replied
"If you say so..."Morgan said, leaning on Miroku.
She suddenly stood up and walked over to the nearby lake. (A/N (Michaela) Man....There is ALWAYS a nearby lake...It's like so very practical, huh)
"I am more than just blonde hair, you know!" Morgan said as she flipped her hair. Her, being the comical klutz she is, tripped and fell into the lake.
"Yes, you are more than just blonde hair.." Soko started innocently," You are an entire human -female- unit with classic American features and a very ditzy/bubbley/dumbass-ey state of mind." That last bit, was not so innocent....
Morgan dragged her self out of the lake, dripping in water. She ringed out her school skirt, a bit, and walked back to where everyone was located(practically)
"I hate being clumsy!" She complained
"That's why I am going to teach you how to fight," Soko said, raising her index finger," It gives you grace."
"Who's Grace?" Morgan asked innocently, while ringing out her hair. Soko erupted in laughter. "No...Seriously...Who is Grace?"
"Dumbarse," Soko said, recovering from her fit of laughter. "Grace isn't a person, it's a flow of movements."
"Oh well! I guess I am not her, huh.."
"I guess not," Soko said
"At least I have my HOUSHI!" Morgan yelled as she suddenly ran over to the monk and enveloped him in a bear hug.
"Your..wet.." Miroku complained
"Oh yeah! *Innocent laugh* I forgot! Oh well...you are already wet now, so no harm.." She pulled him back into a bone crushing hug.
~She is so cute....I think~Miroku thought
"I need to uh...Change.." Morgan said, feeling the cold from her clothes and moving away from Miroku. She looked down at her wet clothes "ugh..."
"Yeah, you do," Soko said simply. Morgan grabbed her back-pack and took off into the wood, away from perverted eyes. "Don't even think about it houshi," Soko said, not looking at him as he shifted
"I-I was going to take her wet clothes!" Miroku lied
"A likely story..." Soko said, now eyeing him. Just then, Morgan returned from her woody-get-away with Pink pajamas and matching pink bunny slippers. She took one more step, and tripped over them..
"Slick.." Soko said slowly and sarcastically. (A/N (Michaela) Just like ME! Lets all be like Mike! lol...I hate when people call me that. It has nothing to do with my name....ANYWAY:) Morgan stood back up like nothing had happened. She let out a very loud yawn.
"I'm tired!," She complained
"well, what do you do when you are tired?" Soko asked, trying not to get annoyed.
"Drink coffee?"
"NO! DAMN YOU! You *Sleep*!"
"Well, I would be asleep right now if you didn't ask such hard questions!"Morgan said. Soko could not help but laugh.
"Go to bed you ditz.."
"I....can't....the Houshi is all....wet..."
"Then don't sleep with him, maybe?!"
"But I need to!" Morgan complained as she hopped onto the Houshi's lap (A/N (Michaela) Hop on POP! I loved Dr. Suess!)
"Good night!" Morgan called, as she began to fall asleep, with a stupid smile on her face.....
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Tanky-tanky for reading...nothing TOO interesting in my life at this point. Review please, and I'll love you for life!
Michaela: Don't worry, Morgan, we'll take that bitch down.
Morgan: Also, when we take her down, can we take down that other Fucking Bitch that Flamed, Kiwi-chan
Michaela: But of course! I like Sango, but I would never flame Kiwi-chan (such a sweet girl) Just because she was a bit mean to a fricken Inuyasha CHARACTER, doesn't mean you can be un-civil
Morgan: Hells Yes
Michaela: We do take flames, though. But NONE can be directed at Morgan...
Morgan: *sniff* I HATE this week...When will it end!?
Michaela: Uh....Monday?
Morgan: Let's just go egg your old History teachers house...
Michaela: CAN DO! HECK YEAH!
Morgan: :]
Michaela: SCORE! Morgan is happy, AND I get to Egg Mr. Gay *coughs* Excuse me, Mr.Guy's house.
Lates people!
Lots of love to all ya'll who review, or at least PRETEND to review
Michaela/Sovuroko
Morgan/ Miroku's Muffin Princess
Typed up by Mike-lar as called by her 18 year old-kickin- brother Jack.
disclaimer: *Morgan wanders in the woods* Oh Sexy Man-Whore!? Where are you!? I want to Ravish you! DAMNIT! ugh... Well...Come on! SEXY MAN-WHORE!? GRR.. "While you people are here, I might as well tell you that we own nothing...Well..Nothing of the Inuyasha series....We Do, however, own the plot, in which another character we own, Morgan, Squeel! Gets you chase after that "sexy man-whore" Soko, *glee* gets to be all kickin....Don't steal our Joy! SEXY-MAN-WHORE!? COME OUT AND PLAY!
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"Well...what are my options?"Morgan replied, trying to stand up, but very fortunately for a perverted monk, tripped on his staff, and landed on him.
"That is getting so old," Soko said, crossing her arms across her chest.
"It's not like I can help it!" Morgan called. Soko rolled her eyes. She sighed
"I know....It's part of your blonde "Charm".." Morgan nodded at Soko's statement. "Well," Soko sighed " your options are...................................," She paused." I never thought that far," She admitted.
"That's okay, Soko-chan," Morgan said oh-so-happily. "I have exactly what I want," She looked to Miroku, blushing a bit.
"Okay..." Soko began,"Your options are....Miroku....Me teaching you how to fight....or....well.....Me teaching you how to read better."
"I CHOOSE MIROKU!" Morgan said quickly
"Oki day then," Soko said." You have to go at least two weeks without muffins. Shake on it...."
"WAIT!" Morgan yelled. Soko sighed
"What..?!" She asked, annoyed
"Does that mean I can't touch him for *2* weeks!?"
"Hmmm.. How about...YES!"
"No deal," Miroku said
"Fine....How about...Limited contact?"
"No deal," Miroku repeated
Soko closed her eyes in anger. "It. Is. Not. Your. Fucking. Choice." She said slowly with an icy tone "It's. Morgan's."
"Yeah...But still," Morgan started. ." No deal....I already have him, so why would I choose him again?" She paused."Fine, you can teach me to fight!"
"Okay," Soko said simply. No longer being angry
"I am tired of sitting on the side-lines, anyway," Morgan admitted
"Oh, I am so sure..." Soko muttered "Okay, deal?" She asked in a normal tone, extending her hand.
"Deal," Morgan chimed, shaking Soko's hand. "Kagome-chan," She began, retracting her hand and turning to Kagome. "I am sorry about blowing up at you...It was just because of my lack of muffins..."
"That's okay," Kagome said, expression lightening ," As long as you learn to fight, I'm good." Morgan sat back down on the ground and let out a sigh.
"Man...two weeks is a long time," She said thoughtfully."The longest I've been without muffins is 3 hours.."
"Get used to it," Soko said with a wink "Do you want to wait 2 weeks, or start learning to fight now?"
"Now, Now, Now, Now!" Morgan said, acting like a fricken 3 year old with a tone of voice to match.
"2 weeks it is then!" Soko said happily
"What!?" Morgan asked in a truly confused tone. "I said &I Quote Now& quote,"
"I am doing the exact opposite of what you say. You being a ditz, would logically make the incorrect choice. If I take the opposite, I get a &QuoteSmart"e choice.."
"Owie...My head hurts.."
"*laughs* Thats okay, I am just kidding. We will start tomorrow, it will be getting dark soon, anyway," Soko said, looking at the sky. Morgan yawned
"I am tired," She complained. She scooted over to Miroku and rested her head on his shoulder. "Good night!" She said
"Pch.." Soko scoffed," I swear that's a SIN!"
"What! It's not like we're having SEX or anything!"Morgan retorted. Miroku put on one of his famous perverted grins...
"Who knows.." He said in a very sly voice
"I AM ONLY *15*!" Morgan wailed, sitting up-right
Kagome cleared her throat. "we are in feudal Japan....15 is of age..."
Morgan laughed in a nervous manner. "R-right!" She rested her head back down onto the Houshi's shoulder. "Good night!" She said quickly
"I was just kidding," Miroku said," Don't worry."
"Right! I knew that!" Morgan lied
"I am so sure.." Soko said sarcastically ,"And the Chinese invented Buddhism," She said, shaking her head slowly
"Didn't they?" Morgan asked. Soko paused and her left eye twitched..
"Do you EVER pay attention?!" She asked angrily
"Rarely," Morgan said, truthfully
"Makes sense then," Soko said, calming down." The Indians invented Buddhism, my friend," She said, Matter-of-factly
"But they are in AMERICA, silly," Morgan said, giggling
"GRRRRRRRRR-NESSSS!" Soko yelled in frustration "No!" She paused, collecting her nerves once more. "The Asian Indians, dear."
"You mean the ones that work at all those gas stations.....and drive taxies? 'Cause there were a lot of Taxies in New York.."
"I HATE you!" Soko screamed
"What is a tax-ey?" Miroku asked, trying to sound it out.
"A metal carriage that someone else drives for you if you pay the," Soko explained simply like she had done it every day "Now then...." She paused and then Glared at Morgan, "WHAT DO YOU DO IN HISTORY!?"
"Umm..." Morgan thought," I color, paint my nails, and doodle!"
Soko just stared at her, wide-eyed. She then had a sly idea. "Do you even know what subject history is?" She asked, jokingly
"Pfft," Morgan scoffed," I dont need school! I am going to be a model!" She stood up and tried to do the "Model" Walk. She tripped after about fives steps...
"Hey Morgan, you are an American, so you should know this," Soko said, trying to keep from laughing. "When was the war of 1812?" She asked
"uhh...I know this.." Morgan paused, "1992!"
"Very good!," Soko lied "now then,"She began ," What color was George Washington's *white* horse?"
"umm....GREEN!"
"Who was buried in Grant's tomb?" Soko asked
"Abraham Lincoln!"
"Who was the first man in space!?"
"Buzz Lightyear!"Morgan yelled"Owie..all these questions are making my head spin. They're too hard!"
"Oh...Just ONE more?"
"Sure!"
"Which of the following is NOT a color:
A.) Green
B.) Plaid
C.) Turquoise"
"Well C, of course! It's a compound word!"Soko and Kagome were clutching their sides, and rolling on the ground with laughter. "What's so funny?" Morgan asked indigently
"Oh...Umm...NOTHING!" Soko lied. Kagome gasped for air
"Ahh, my head is spinning...these questions are WAY too hard!" Morgan whined
"I am sure, Morgan," Soko laughed,"Just like King Tut was *40* when he died!"
"....Really?" Morgan asked
"Of..COURSE!," Soko said, struggling to breathing
"...I think you're lying!" Morgan accused
"Of COURSE NOT! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS!*laughs*"
"Oki do da day!"Morgan said. Soko and Kagome doubled up in laughter. Morgan looked at them "I think you guys are trying to make me look like an idiot!"
"Of *giggle* Course *giggle* Not *giggle*," Soko replied
"If you say so..."Morgan said, leaning on Miroku.
She suddenly stood up and walked over to the nearby lake. (A/N (Michaela) Man....There is ALWAYS a nearby lake...It's like so very practical, huh)
"I am more than just blonde hair, you know!" Morgan said as she flipped her hair. Her, being the comical klutz she is, tripped and fell into the lake.
"Yes, you are more than just blonde hair.." Soko started innocently," You are an entire human -female- unit with classic American features and a very ditzy/bubbley/dumbass-ey state of mind." That last bit, was not so innocent....
Morgan dragged her self out of the lake, dripping in water. She ringed out her school skirt, a bit, and walked back to where everyone was located(practically)
"I hate being clumsy!" She complained
"That's why I am going to teach you how to fight," Soko said, raising her index finger," It gives you grace."
"Who's Grace?" Morgan asked innocently, while ringing out her hair. Soko erupted in laughter. "No...Seriously...Who is Grace?"
"Dumbarse," Soko said, recovering from her fit of laughter. "Grace isn't a person, it's a flow of movements."
"Oh well! I guess I am not her, huh.."
"I guess not," Soko said
"At least I have my HOUSHI!" Morgan yelled as she suddenly ran over to the monk and enveloped him in a bear hug.
"Your..wet.." Miroku complained
"Oh yeah! *Innocent laugh* I forgot! Oh well...you are already wet now, so no harm.." She pulled him back into a bone crushing hug.
~She is so cute....I think~Miroku thought
"I need to uh...Change.." Morgan said, feeling the cold from her clothes and moving away from Miroku. She looked down at her wet clothes "ugh..."
"Yeah, you do," Soko said simply. Morgan grabbed her back-pack and took off into the wood, away from perverted eyes. "Don't even think about it houshi," Soko said, not looking at him as he shifted
"I-I was going to take her wet clothes!" Miroku lied
"A likely story..." Soko said, now eyeing him. Just then, Morgan returned from her woody-get-away with Pink pajamas and matching pink bunny slippers. She took one more step, and tripped over them..
"Slick.." Soko said slowly and sarcastically. (A/N (Michaela) Just like ME! Lets all be like Mike! lol...I hate when people call me that. It has nothing to do with my name....ANYWAY:) Morgan stood back up like nothing had happened. She let out a very loud yawn.
"I'm tired!," She complained
"well, what do you do when you are tired?" Soko asked, trying not to get annoyed.
"Drink coffee?"
"NO! DAMN YOU! You *Sleep*!"
"Well, I would be asleep right now if you didn't ask such hard questions!"Morgan said. Soko could not help but laugh.
"Go to bed you ditz.."
"I....can't....the Houshi is all....wet..."
"Then don't sleep with him, maybe?!"
"But I need to!" Morgan complained as she hopped onto the Houshi's lap (A/N (Michaela) Hop on POP! I loved Dr. Suess!)
"Good night!" Morgan called, as she began to fall asleep, with a stupid smile on her face.....
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Tanky-tanky for reading...nothing TOO interesting in my life at this point. Review please, and I'll love you for life!
Michaela: Don't worry, Morgan, we'll take that bitch down.
Morgan: Also, when we take her down, can we take down that other Fucking Bitch that Flamed, Kiwi-chan
Michaela: But of course! I like Sango, but I would never flame Kiwi-chan (such a sweet girl) Just because she was a bit mean to a fricken Inuyasha CHARACTER, doesn't mean you can be un-civil
Morgan: Hells Yes
Michaela: We do take flames, though. But NONE can be directed at Morgan...
Morgan: *sniff* I HATE this week...When will it end!?
Michaela: Uh....Monday?
Morgan: Let's just go egg your old History teachers house...
Michaela: CAN DO! HECK YEAH!
Morgan: :]
Michaela: SCORE! Morgan is happy, AND I get to Egg Mr. Gay *coughs* Excuse me, Mr.Guy's house.
Lates people!
Lots of love to all ya'll who review, or at least PRETEND to review
Michaela/Sovuroko
Morgan/ Miroku's Muffin Princess