Nanashi
Disclaimer-* Wicked Witch/Bitch of the West (Michaela) stands infront of crowd*
"I DO own Inuyasha! *evil cackle* Points behind herself* My monkeys stole it for me!!
Person in crowd- You lie! *Stands on stage* My name is Rumiko Takahashi! *I* own Inuyasha!
Witch/Bitch- Do not listen to this senial woman! She speaks with a double tongue!
Rumiko-At least I don't have green skin!
Witch/Bitch- Don't make me get my flying monkeys!
As you can probably tell from this humorous skit, I, nor my other-half own anything of Inuyasha...We own a few characters and the plot....But, thats about it....*Flying monkey walks by* Hey! I told you! Those are Rentals! Don't get 'em dirty! *chases monkey*
Simply sinful-
*Mmm...So warm....Please, don't move...Yeah, just a little to the right, OHH! Yeah! Right into that tin!...Ohh...That's just sinful!......Yes, yes! Put it into the oven!* Those were the thoughts of a particular- muffin-obsessed- teenage- girl before she was
awaked from her slumber. *Darn it* she thought, *Why does it always have to be so BRIGHT in the morning. Stupid sun
and all of it's....Bright-ness!*
She sat up from her comfortable, warm spot next to her beloved monk with a frown on her face. She put her hand
above her eyes to block out the offending light. Soon a cloud in the sky above blocked out the sunlight, so Morgan was able to lower her hand. She looked at her watch and found that it was only 6:57AM. *I can't believe that this watch still works after all of that....Time travel...Stuff* She thought to herself. After a few moments of staring out into space, Morgan's ears picked up the sound of fallen branches and leaves being crushed. She turned her body to find who/what was causing the damage and found Inuyasha and Kagome returning from God-knows-what.
"Maybe it was a bad idea, putting them together," She said aloud. Due to the sound, Miroku woke up and stared at Morgan.
"What?" He asked, still in a dream land of his own. The blonde just ignored him and continued to stare at Inuyasha and Kagome, just daring them to return her gaze. Seeing that the couple were to arrogant to do so, Morgan stood up from her sleeping area and began to accuse them, in a tone only certain people could pull-off.
"And where were *you two* at?" She asked like a mother, scolding her children. She kept a stern gaze on them, never wavering it. Kagome and her "lover" stopped dead in their tracks. Inuyasha kept his head down, not letting anyone see that he was, at all embarrassed, or so he thought. Kagome was brave enough to meet Morgan's gaze. After several seconds of constant staring, Sovuroko broke the tension by letting out a giggle.
"Don't be so hard on them, man. It's not like *you've* never been out in that forest with a boy."Soko said, still giggling some. Now it was Morgan's turn to blush.
"Sorry.." She said quietly to Inuyasha-Neko and Kagome. Sovuroko shook her head. She had been awake before Morgan and had seen the entire "scene".
"Now then," Soko began, " where exactly *were* you two?"
"Talk about a hypocrite, Soko!" Kagome said in mock-seriousness. Inuyasha could tell that he was no longer in trouble, so he lifted his gaze from the ground, and went to find a nice tree to hide in (A/N He's a squirrel!)
"Out with it Kagome-chan! Where were you!? We want ALL the details!" Morgan said, her school-girl blonde-ness making a grand entrance. Miroku could tell that he *really* didn't want to be here anymore. He stood up swiftly and entered the forest to do...*anything* else. He disappeared from view and the female-units began questioning Kagome again.
"We were....Uh..." Kagome began, hoping that she could lie herself out of this one. "Er....We were...Er....Sleeping! Yeah that's..it, sleeping! You know because it was night time.....And we needed to..sleep.." Kagome began to scold herself in her mind. *Stupid! Stupid! You could've done WAY better than that. You could have said that you were getting firewood! Or scouting the area! Grrrr....*
Morgan looked at Kagome. Even *she*, Morgan, could've made up a better lie than that. Morgan shook her head at a moderate speed. Kagome-chan was loosing her touch. She decided that she had better say something though, seeing as Soko was getting close to rupuring her lungs with held-in laughs. "Don't lie, Kagome-chan. We know full-well that you were not sleeping in the woods." The accused teenager, caught up in her own scolding, gave a reluctant sigh. Her friend was right, that was a pretty bad lie..
"Fine...We were....We were....weweremakingoutinatreebecauseweknewthatifwediditanywhereelseyouguyswouldbeallsarcastic." Kagome rambled with incredible speed.
"Come again?" Soko said, the laughter gone from her. What her raven-haired friend had said sounded like....Russian, or some other foreign language.
"I said: "We were making out in a tree because we knew that if we did it anywhere else you guys would be all....Sarcastic..."
"Well," Sovuroko began, "You had one thing right, we would, indeed, be "All sarcastic." and, I'll tell you a little secret." She walked closer to Kagome and whispered into her ear. "We're still going to be sarcastic..."
Kagome's eyes went as large as saucers. She was extremely fearful of what they might do to her.....
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A/N
*evil laughter* a cliffhanger! Ya know, I hate these in stories, but when you are an author, they are just SO_MUCH_FUN!
Well...I dont think I can put together a conversation between Morgan and I in, because, well....We kinda haven't been in touch that often. Both of us have been extremely busy and well....Our new weekly average of talk-time together is a pathetic 1 hour a week. Luckily, I get a longer Fall Intersession than my other-half.
It has been brought to my attention, from myself, that the quality of our writing is almost...sad. Sure, it's funny, but we have been 1.) taking people out of character. 2.) using WAY too much dialog 3.) not describing things AT ALL 4.) making things too silly 5.) using the same jokes too many times.
We hope that from now on, the quality of our work increases, as does your appreciation and *cough* Reviewing skills!
Please, grace us with your Mad Skillz and review! It's not too hard...And we know you want to.... *wiggles eyebrows*
Love ya lots!
Michaela & Morgan
Typed: 11-9-03
Disclaimer-* Wicked Witch/Bitch of the West (Michaela) stands infront of crowd*
"I DO own Inuyasha! *evil cackle* Points behind herself* My monkeys stole it for me!!
Person in crowd- You lie! *Stands on stage* My name is Rumiko Takahashi! *I* own Inuyasha!
Witch/Bitch- Do not listen to this senial woman! She speaks with a double tongue!
Rumiko-At least I don't have green skin!
Witch/Bitch- Don't make me get my flying monkeys!
As you can probably tell from this humorous skit, I, nor my other-half own anything of Inuyasha...We own a few characters and the plot....But, thats about it....*Flying monkey walks by* Hey! I told you! Those are Rentals! Don't get 'em dirty! *chases monkey*
Simply sinful-
*Mmm...So warm....Please, don't move...Yeah, just a little to the right, OHH! Yeah! Right into that tin!...Ohh...That's just sinful!......Yes, yes! Put it into the oven!* Those were the thoughts of a particular- muffin-obsessed- teenage- girl before she was
awaked from her slumber. *Darn it* she thought, *Why does it always have to be so BRIGHT in the morning. Stupid sun
and all of it's....Bright-ness!*
She sat up from her comfortable, warm spot next to her beloved monk with a frown on her face. She put her hand
above her eyes to block out the offending light. Soon a cloud in the sky above blocked out the sunlight, so Morgan was able to lower her hand. She looked at her watch and found that it was only 6:57AM. *I can't believe that this watch still works after all of that....Time travel...Stuff* She thought to herself. After a few moments of staring out into space, Morgan's ears picked up the sound of fallen branches and leaves being crushed. She turned her body to find who/what was causing the damage and found Inuyasha and Kagome returning from God-knows-what.
"Maybe it was a bad idea, putting them together," She said aloud. Due to the sound, Miroku woke up and stared at Morgan.
"What?" He asked, still in a dream land of his own. The blonde just ignored him and continued to stare at Inuyasha and Kagome, just daring them to return her gaze. Seeing that the couple were to arrogant to do so, Morgan stood up from her sleeping area and began to accuse them, in a tone only certain people could pull-off.
"And where were *you two* at?" She asked like a mother, scolding her children. She kept a stern gaze on them, never wavering it. Kagome and her "lover" stopped dead in their tracks. Inuyasha kept his head down, not letting anyone see that he was, at all embarrassed, or so he thought. Kagome was brave enough to meet Morgan's gaze. After several seconds of constant staring, Sovuroko broke the tension by letting out a giggle.
"Don't be so hard on them, man. It's not like *you've* never been out in that forest with a boy."Soko said, still giggling some. Now it was Morgan's turn to blush.
"Sorry.." She said quietly to Inuyasha-Neko and Kagome. Sovuroko shook her head. She had been awake before Morgan and had seen the entire "scene".
"Now then," Soko began, " where exactly *were* you two?"
"Talk about a hypocrite, Soko!" Kagome said in mock-seriousness. Inuyasha could tell that he was no longer in trouble, so he lifted his gaze from the ground, and went to find a nice tree to hide in (A/N He's a squirrel!)
"Out with it Kagome-chan! Where were you!? We want ALL the details!" Morgan said, her school-girl blonde-ness making a grand entrance. Miroku could tell that he *really* didn't want to be here anymore. He stood up swiftly and entered the forest to do...*anything* else. He disappeared from view and the female-units began questioning Kagome again.
"We were....Uh..." Kagome began, hoping that she could lie herself out of this one. "Er....We were...Er....Sleeping! Yeah that's..it, sleeping! You know because it was night time.....And we needed to..sleep.." Kagome began to scold herself in her mind. *Stupid! Stupid! You could've done WAY better than that. You could have said that you were getting firewood! Or scouting the area! Grrrr....*
Morgan looked at Kagome. Even *she*, Morgan, could've made up a better lie than that. Morgan shook her head at a moderate speed. Kagome-chan was loosing her touch. She decided that she had better say something though, seeing as Soko was getting close to rupuring her lungs with held-in laughs. "Don't lie, Kagome-chan. We know full-well that you were not sleeping in the woods." The accused teenager, caught up in her own scolding, gave a reluctant sigh. Her friend was right, that was a pretty bad lie..
"Fine...We were....We were....weweremakingoutinatreebecauseweknewthatifwediditanywhereelseyouguyswouldbeallsarcastic." Kagome rambled with incredible speed.
"Come again?" Soko said, the laughter gone from her. What her raven-haired friend had said sounded like....Russian, or some other foreign language.
"I said: "We were making out in a tree because we knew that if we did it anywhere else you guys would be all....Sarcastic..."
"Well," Sovuroko began, "You had one thing right, we would, indeed, be "All sarcastic." and, I'll tell you a little secret." She walked closer to Kagome and whispered into her ear. "We're still going to be sarcastic..."
Kagome's eyes went as large as saucers. She was extremely fearful of what they might do to her.....
{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}- That's All, Folks! - {}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}-{}
A/N
*evil laughter* a cliffhanger! Ya know, I hate these in stories, but when you are an author, they are just SO_MUCH_FUN!
Well...I dont think I can put together a conversation between Morgan and I in, because, well....We kinda haven't been in touch that often. Both of us have been extremely busy and well....Our new weekly average of talk-time together is a pathetic 1 hour a week. Luckily, I get a longer Fall Intersession than my other-half.
It has been brought to my attention, from myself, that the quality of our writing is almost...sad. Sure, it's funny, but we have been 1.) taking people out of character. 2.) using WAY too much dialog 3.) not describing things AT ALL 4.) making things too silly 5.) using the same jokes too many times.
We hope that from now on, the quality of our work increases, as does your appreciation and *cough* Reviewing skills!
Please, grace us with your Mad Skillz and review! It's not too hard...And we know you want to.... *wiggles eyebrows*
Love ya lots!
Michaela & Morgan
Typed: 11-9-03