Shina: Hello people, second chapter is finally here. I was.
Hiei: I can't believe this.
Shina: Oh yeah, I made Hiei promise to be my boy friend as long as I don't make any homo stories about him and Kurama.
Hiei: You ningents are sick
Shina: Well any way, here's the next chapter
Chapter II: Un lucky day
Hiei's pov:
In the morning I wake up with a horrible back pain. I was surrounded by a crowd who were very worried.
Man: Young girl, are you alright?
Boy: You look like crap?
Woman: Don't worry little girl, the ambulances are coming?
Hiei: I'm not a girl.
Woman: Oh my God she has amnesia; she thinks she's a boy.
Hiei: But I am a boy.
Girl: don't worry, I'll help you, us girls have to stick together.*Hugs Hiei*
Hiei: *pushes her away* I'm a BOY, I don't have amnesia.
Woman: Now calm down pumpkin, you must be a little confused of who you are.
Hiei: I'm a boy you bitch*un zipped his pants*
Girl: EEEWWWWWWW
Woman: Oh my god
Hiei: See, I'm a boy
Girl: DISCUSTING THING...*stays glued looking at it* yet soooo big.
Hiei: *blushing* Ummm..*zips pants back up*
A small girl pushed her way throw the crowd
Keyko: Oh my God, Hiei are you alright?
Hiei: I'm fine.
Keyko: You have a large bump on your back, the cement is cracked, I guess this is your landing spot. From what floor did you fell from?
Hiei: The fifth floor.
A weird, big box with light on top appeared and a bunch on ningents got down from it and picked me up. I was reaching to my katana but it wasn't on my belt, Keyko had it and she made me calm down so that the doctors could check my back, I went to a hospital, Keyko was busy doing some ningent stuff and suddenly a red and white ball hits me on the head.
Ash: Oh sorry about that, I'm in the wrong story but oh well I'm practicing for the pokemon league and I don't have no idea why am i here.
Pikachu: pika, pi.
Hiei: What the hell.get that stupid yellow thing of a rat away from me.
Ash: Hey, he is not a thing, his name is Pikachu, and he's a pokemon.
Hiei: Pika who, poke wha.? Whatever that thing is, I don't care so leave me alone if you don't want to get killed.
Keyko: Hiei, don't be mean and stay still for the doctors could see you. Now hello there I'm Keyko, nice to meet you Ash, and Pikachu.
Ash: Nice to meet you to Keyko.
Pikachu: How you doing, Oh wait I don't talk I mean Pika, pika, pi.
Hiei: This is ridicules, I don't need any medical attention and your talking to a stupid ningent that thinks he could understand what a poor excuse for a funny looking rat is saying!!!!
Ash: Pikachu, show him that your not a pathetic rat. Pikachu?
Pikachu: Piiikaaachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...*throws a thunder at Hiei*
Hiei: Ahhhhhhh, why you stupid little.
Officer Katzumi(Silent Mobius): Well whats going on here?
Brook pops out of nowhere and goes to officer Katzumi.
Brook: Oh wow your so beautiful, you know I've seen so many pretty officers but not as pretty as you, and I also help them out in so many things, if you like I could help you right now with this case.
Officer Katzumi: Are you an experienced officer sir?
Brook: No, but I will be, just give me the test and..
Officer Katzumi: Well then, I'm kind of busy now sir, have a good day.
Brook: (No this can't be, she doesn't want me, the inhumanity, the brook charm has always worked)
A female doctor showed up picking her nose. Dr. Holy: Alright where is the victim?
Hiei: Huh? I'm out of here.*gets up to leave, but feels a strong hold on his shoulder and pushes him back down.*
Dr. Holy: Where do you think your going young man, your now my patient so lets see what's wrong with you.
Hiei: Hey let go of me I'm fine see.
Dr. Holy: Oh my God, your dying and your brain needs to be replaced.
Keyko and Hiei: What???????????
Keyko: I don't think he fell and hit his head, it was his back, lady.
Dr. Holy: Are you a doctor little girl?
Keyko: No, but.
Dr. Holy: But nothing, I'm the doctor and I know when there's a brain damage or not, so get out of here. *Pushing Keyko out of the room.*
Hiei: Ok that's it I'm out of..
Dr. Holy: Not until your brain is replaced, so sit down.*taking out a guitar shaped chainsaw*
Hiei: WHAT, get away from me you crazy onna.*starts running away from the doctor and trying to get enough energy to kill her* (Wait a minute.I'm more faster then any ningent) * takes away the chainsaw with he's speed*
Dr. Holy: Hehehe..HELP, HELP, SOMEONE HELP ME, MY PATIANT IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Huh???????
A bunch of doctors entered accompanied by officer Katzumi, Ash, Brook and Keyko.
Officer Katzumi: What is this, you, your under a rest for an attempt of murder.
Hiei: What the ..attempt of murder. she was trying to.(I'll just jump out the window and they wont catch me, Oh damn there is no windows in this room!!!)
Officer Katzumi jumped on Hiei, and cuffed him.
Hiei: Let me go you stupid ningent I'm going to kill you all.
Officer Katzumi: Ok that's it your going to a asylum, your crazy out of your head.
Keyko: Hmm people, please, I don't think he wanted to hurt no one, just let him go.
Ash: shhhh, don't say anything, then they'll think you're his accomplice.
Hiei: (This cant get any worse, and I think Kurama is still mad, so I don't think he'll help me out on this one, way do these thing keep happening to me)
Shina: There we go, second chapter.
Hiei: I'm not crazy*he runs away like a crazy moron*
Shina: *laughing out loud*
Kurama: You deserve it.
Shina: A special thanks to my big sister who helped me do this chapter.
Kurama/Hiei/Shina: *Applauding*Thank you Joe
Shina: Oh yea I almost forgot, thanks Chibi-Koorimi, for noticing the mistake of the chapters. (,,,)(=^.^=)(,,,)
Hiei: I can't believe this.
Shina: Oh yeah, I made Hiei promise to be my boy friend as long as I don't make any homo stories about him and Kurama.
Hiei: You ningents are sick
Shina: Well any way, here's the next chapter
Chapter II: Un lucky day
Hiei's pov:
In the morning I wake up with a horrible back pain. I was surrounded by a crowd who were very worried.
Man: Young girl, are you alright?
Boy: You look like crap?
Woman: Don't worry little girl, the ambulances are coming?
Hiei: I'm not a girl.
Woman: Oh my God she has amnesia; she thinks she's a boy.
Hiei: But I am a boy.
Girl: don't worry, I'll help you, us girls have to stick together.*Hugs Hiei*
Hiei: *pushes her away* I'm a BOY, I don't have amnesia.
Woman: Now calm down pumpkin, you must be a little confused of who you are.
Hiei: I'm a boy you bitch*un zipped his pants*
Girl: EEEWWWWWWW
Woman: Oh my god
Hiei: See, I'm a boy
Girl: DISCUSTING THING...*stays glued looking at it* yet soooo big.
Hiei: *blushing* Ummm..*zips pants back up*
A small girl pushed her way throw the crowd
Keyko: Oh my God, Hiei are you alright?
Hiei: I'm fine.
Keyko: You have a large bump on your back, the cement is cracked, I guess this is your landing spot. From what floor did you fell from?
Hiei: The fifth floor.
A weird, big box with light on top appeared and a bunch on ningents got down from it and picked me up. I was reaching to my katana but it wasn't on my belt, Keyko had it and she made me calm down so that the doctors could check my back, I went to a hospital, Keyko was busy doing some ningent stuff and suddenly a red and white ball hits me on the head.
Ash: Oh sorry about that, I'm in the wrong story but oh well I'm practicing for the pokemon league and I don't have no idea why am i here.
Pikachu: pika, pi.
Hiei: What the hell.get that stupid yellow thing of a rat away from me.
Ash: Hey, he is not a thing, his name is Pikachu, and he's a pokemon.
Hiei: Pika who, poke wha.? Whatever that thing is, I don't care so leave me alone if you don't want to get killed.
Keyko: Hiei, don't be mean and stay still for the doctors could see you. Now hello there I'm Keyko, nice to meet you Ash, and Pikachu.
Ash: Nice to meet you to Keyko.
Pikachu: How you doing, Oh wait I don't talk I mean Pika, pika, pi.
Hiei: This is ridicules, I don't need any medical attention and your talking to a stupid ningent that thinks he could understand what a poor excuse for a funny looking rat is saying!!!!
Ash: Pikachu, show him that your not a pathetic rat. Pikachu?
Pikachu: Piiikaaachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...*throws a thunder at Hiei*
Hiei: Ahhhhhhh, why you stupid little.
Officer Katzumi(Silent Mobius): Well whats going on here?
Brook pops out of nowhere and goes to officer Katzumi.
Brook: Oh wow your so beautiful, you know I've seen so many pretty officers but not as pretty as you, and I also help them out in so many things, if you like I could help you right now with this case.
Officer Katzumi: Are you an experienced officer sir?
Brook: No, but I will be, just give me the test and..
Officer Katzumi: Well then, I'm kind of busy now sir, have a good day.
Brook: (No this can't be, she doesn't want me, the inhumanity, the brook charm has always worked)
A female doctor showed up picking her nose. Dr. Holy: Alright where is the victim?
Hiei: Huh? I'm out of here.*gets up to leave, but feels a strong hold on his shoulder and pushes him back down.*
Dr. Holy: Where do you think your going young man, your now my patient so lets see what's wrong with you.
Hiei: Hey let go of me I'm fine see.
Dr. Holy: Oh my God, your dying and your brain needs to be replaced.
Keyko and Hiei: What???????????
Keyko: I don't think he fell and hit his head, it was his back, lady.
Dr. Holy: Are you a doctor little girl?
Keyko: No, but.
Dr. Holy: But nothing, I'm the doctor and I know when there's a brain damage or not, so get out of here. *Pushing Keyko out of the room.*
Hiei: Ok that's it I'm out of..
Dr. Holy: Not until your brain is replaced, so sit down.*taking out a guitar shaped chainsaw*
Hiei: WHAT, get away from me you crazy onna.*starts running away from the doctor and trying to get enough energy to kill her* (Wait a minute.I'm more faster then any ningent) * takes away the chainsaw with he's speed*
Dr. Holy: Hehehe..HELP, HELP, SOMEONE HELP ME, MY PATIANT IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Huh???????
A bunch of doctors entered accompanied by officer Katzumi, Ash, Brook and Keyko.
Officer Katzumi: What is this, you, your under a rest for an attempt of murder.
Hiei: What the ..attempt of murder. she was trying to.(I'll just jump out the window and they wont catch me, Oh damn there is no windows in this room!!!)
Officer Katzumi jumped on Hiei, and cuffed him.
Hiei: Let me go you stupid ningent I'm going to kill you all.
Officer Katzumi: Ok that's it your going to a asylum, your crazy out of your head.
Keyko: Hmm people, please, I don't think he wanted to hurt no one, just let him go.
Ash: shhhh, don't say anything, then they'll think you're his accomplice.
Hiei: (This cant get any worse, and I think Kurama is still mad, so I don't think he'll help me out on this one, way do these thing keep happening to me)
Shina: There we go, second chapter.
Hiei: I'm not crazy*he runs away like a crazy moron*
Shina: *laughing out loud*
Kurama: You deserve it.
Shina: A special thanks to my big sister who helped me do this chapter.
Kurama/Hiei/Shina: *Applauding*Thank you Joe
Shina: Oh yea I almost forgot, thanks Chibi-Koorimi, for noticing the mistake of the chapters. (,,,)(=^.^=)(,,,)