Nanashi
Disclaimer- I am like so out of inspiration to make this one funny...So, I am just gonna say that I or anyone I know is the one who owns Inuyasha. If they were, I would be gloping them and and holding onto their legs for dear life for the SLIGHTEST chance that I could see Inuyasha at the same rate that Japan does. Stupid brother....Left me sitting at episode 80...I haven't seen past that for 4 fricken months.....*clears throat* Excuse me, anyway.....We own ourselves....Morgan and Sovuroko, Sovuroko being my computer alias....Anyway, don't steal from us or else we'll get really sad and cry...Then get our "daddy"(s) to come and have a "Talk" with you for hurting their precious princess's stuff =P
That was funny enough...I hope....
*Last time*
"Well," Sovuroko began, "You had one thing right, we would, indeed, be "All sarcastic." and, I'll tell you a little secret." She walked closer to Kagome and whispered into her ear. "We're still going to be sarcastic..."
Kagome's eyes went as large as saucers. She was extremely fearful of what they might do to her.....
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Is that right? Or are you sad?-
A raven haired girl was in the middle of a heated insult-fight with her two best friends. They had been teasing her because she had innocently walked into camp with her beloved next to her. All they had done was express their love for each other *Why do they have to tease me about it....It's not like they have never...Expressed their love before...* She thought. She was very mad at her friends. It had started out pretty innocently...They had only been lightly teasing each other until someone had said something to personal *cough* Morgan *cough* At this point, they were practically slaughtering one another.
"SLUT!"Morgan yelled at Sovuoko. They had once been on the same side until Kagome brought up the time that Morgan had kissed Sovuroko's boyfriend in 8th grade. After that, Morgan and Soko had turned on each other, leaving it to be a free-for-all every-man-for-himself.
"AT LEAST I AM NOT A HARLOT!" Soko retorted in an almost violent manner.
"DO YOU WANT TO BET?!" Kagome called back to Sovuroko. It was times like these that brought out the primitive sides of the usually well-mannered young women.
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME SO MUCH, I MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE!"
"I WANT A MUFFIN!! YOU TWO ARE MAKING ME SAD!!" Morgan yelled.
"I'M SO SORRY YOU FEEL SAD!" Soko called back
"Really? Thank you! You're so considerate!" Morgan said with out a drop of sarcasm in her voice. She thought that her friend was serious, so she was serious too. Sovuroko could not believe how jaded her friend was.
"I WAS BEING SAR-CAST-IC!" She yelled, sounding out the syllables to make it seem like she was talking to Morgan like the blonde was a child.
"Well....I wasn't...I'm tired of fighting....Let's go swimming!" Sovuroko was twitching in a mad dis-belief of her so-called-friend's innocence/stupidity. It was like she honestly didn't get it.
"I'm tired of fighting too....But how about we DON'T go swimming" Kagome said to Morgan.
Soko gave out a sigh of partial annoyance. Not that she wanted to fight, or anything, it was just that she was being able to let out so much of her bottled up anger and stress, and she wasn't quite done. *Oh well* she thought *I guess I will just have to save it for other things.....Like killing things.....That's always fun..* She turned to her friends and took turns looking them in the eyes. "Well....How about we all....I dunno...Re-organize our things?"
"You're so dull..." Morgan complained, " But I do need to re-organize stuff..."
"Yeah, me too," Kagome agreed. Even though it was, in fact, a dull thing to do, it needed to be done. They all walked over to their sleeping areas the night before and grabbed their back-packs. They all walked into a central area of the camp and sat down in a circle/triangle. "So, were you serious?" Kagome asked Soko.
"About what?"
"That Morgan made your boyfriend break-up with you," Kagome said. With a huge hint of curiosity in her voice.
"Uhh...I really don't want to talk about that..." Morgan said. Kagome crawled up closer to her.
"Come on, Morgan-chan!" She begged. She knees were touching Morgan's and she was leaning in towards her face so that they were about an inch apart. Morgan moved her face to the side so that Kagome faced her cheeck.
"No.." The blonde said slickly and slowly. Kagome moved her face in closer and turned it to the side like Morgan had done, in a child like manner. Their cheecks were touching and Kagome was playing the balancing act on the tip of her knees.
Sovuroko was thinking this was imensly funny, but it would be funny-er if......She saw Miroku coming closer into the clearing, and Soko was thinking dirty in-a-way thoughts. She kicked Kagome lightly on the back and she fell onto Morgan. Our blonde friend wasn't ready for the sudden amount of extra weight and fell backwards on the ground.
Soko was laughing her ass off now, rolling on the ground included. Kagome and Morgan were in....Let's say....A "dodgy" position....In fact if someone, like Miroku who had just entered the site, had seen it...They would have thought that they were...
Miroku looked at the site in front of him with wide eyes. Any normal person would have A.) started to laugh or B.) Scream and run away. Miroku did neither. He walked over to the girls and asked with utmost honesty, " Can I join?"
All the girls just stared at him in a disgusted awe. How could he be so stupid and perverted at the same time? It was like he was doing it on purpose, but there was no smile on his face. *It should be inhumanly possible to be this....Wrong....It's sickening...* Soko thought as she started to stand up. Morgan pushed Kagome off of her lightly enough, and stood up also. The wide-eyed yet extremely disgusted pair of women walked over to the Houshi ever so slowly. Miroku backed up one step for every two steps the girls took. He was truly frightened of the type of pain he would soon be in.
Sovuroko to the monk, while Morgan stayed behind her. Soko and Miroku were about a foot away from each other and he was sweating...Soko cracked her knuckles. Morgan looked at this an decided that she should do it too. She cracked her knuckles, but had never really done it very much so she surprised by the amount of pain, "Eitai!" she complained "Why don't you feel pain when you do that?" She asked Soko.
The Japanese/German girl just half-glared at her blonde counter-part. "Shut-up, Morgan....Just shut-up..." Soko released her glare from Morgan and returned to glare at the perverted priest. She balled her hand into a tight fist and held it by her side. She made eye contact with Morgan and waited for the cue.
"HENTAI! HENTAI! BAKA HENTAI!!" Soko yelled as she began to beat Miroku into a bloody pulp. (A/N Isn't beating someone up so fun? Don't look at me like that.....T_T you make me sad *sniff*)
"DOMO GOMEN-NASAI!" Miroku yelled as he tried to break free from his torturing. He was saved however, from our favorite demon extinguisher.
Sango flew down on her fire-cat, Kiara, and took a look at the scene being played infront of her. *Some things will never change* She thought to herself. "So, what've I missed?" Sango asked in hopes to save Miroku from certain death. It worked, both Soko and Morgan (Mainly Soko) stopped their killing. They looked over to Sango, at first with curiosity and second with displeasure.
"You would know what you missed if you stopped leaving so much," Sovuroko stated, in a matter-of-fact sort of way. And she was right. Sango would have known if she hadn't left and Sango felt quite guilty on that matter. These used to be her only friends ...They used to have so much fun together. But all of that changed.
As a response, Sango just lifted her chin and stuck her nose into the air, as if she was "too good" for this type of treatment.
Morgan was very offended by her behavior. It was wrong to think that...*that*....HOJO lover was better than them! "Stupid Hojo lover," Morgan said aloud. It was directed more to herself than to anyone else. Her best friend did hear it, however, and Soko was forced to hold in several giggles.
"Why don't we stay here for another night, and start hunting for Shikon no Kakera tomorrow?" Soko offered. Inuyasha, who had returned to camp seconds earlier scoffed at this idea, but never really said anything to oppose. (Shikon no Kakera = Shikon jewel shards. Baka Hentai = Stupid/foolish pervert. Domo Gomen-nasai = Many Very sorries, so basically, "I am very sorry".)
"Well...I'm gonna go get firewood," Inuyasha said while walking away. He really just didn't want to be by the humans while they yelled at each other. It really could make a youkai go deth.
Morgan was feeling like her normal, stereotypical blonde self, so she decided to make an outburst. "I'LL MAKE RAMEN!" She screamed with glee. Kagome's eye twitched, like it so commonly does.
"I don't exactly trust you with my food, Morgan, so how about I help you," She said slowly. Sovuroko was tired of being around this stupidity- for once- she knew where this was going, and even though it would be so very, very funny to see Morgan embarrassed, once again, she'd rather practice her mad killing skills.
"I'm going to go practice," She said in a monotone voice. She didn't care if they heard her or not, she was just commencing in her habitual actions.
And, indeed, they hadn't been listening. Kagome was having too much fun teasing Morgan to be able to pay attention to anyone/anything else. "And why don't you trust me to cook, Kagome-chan?" Morgan asked skeptically
"Maybe that's because you would have failed Home Ec if your Mom hadn't been the *teacher*," Kagome said with a sly grin. Morgan laughed sarcastically. Miroku was confused now, and decided it was time to let his confusion be announced.
"What is...Home heck?" He asked while trying to pronounce the words.
"It's a class....Where they teach you the basics of...Cooking....Baking....Sewing, stuff like that." Morgan explained while thinking about it.
"And this little imp here, should've failed.," Kagome said. She then stuck her tongue out at Morgan and the blonde returned the favor.
After she retracted her offending muscular tissue, Morgan complained, " Well...It wasn't my fault that the toaster...blew up.."
"Yes, but it WAS your fault that you added *Ten Square Pounds* of sugar rather that a *tea spoon*" Kagome accused while her body twitched moderately.
"Well," The blonde defended herself, " No one really clarified what TSP stood for..."
"It's called COMMON KNOWLEDGE!" Kagome yelled, still in a teasing manner, however.
"Yeah, well, tyou have a messed up image of "Common knowledge"...You probably think that it is common knowledge includes knowing how to tie your shoes! Now that, takes a smart person!"
"IT___IS!" Kagome said dangerously and slowly. Morgan's silliness was practically unprecedented. Kagome let out an appropriate sigh. "I'm just gonna go make the ramen now," She said. (A/N And Ranma!!)
"So you want help?" Morgan asked innocently(She does that so much...)
"NO!" Kagome yelled. She stood up from her spot on the ground and grabbed her bag of stuff. She set the bag down next to a tree and grabbed the Ramen out of it. She started to walk over to the fire when Morgan walked over to her. This was going to be a long night....
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That's all for now!
Michaela- *Shudder* Britney Spears "raps" now....I don't like rap and I don't like Spears....It's just going to be a good pair, no?
Morgan- You don't Hate rap...You just don't like a lot of it. Come on, you even do the "Holla Back" thing with me.
Michaela- Yeah, yeah. You're just a bad influence on me...
Morgan- Holla
Michaela- Back
Morgan- Woo!
Michaela- WOO!
Review please! If you do, we'll love you forever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And....Oh, you know the rest
Love and peace, ya'll
Michaela
&
Morgan
Disclaimer- I am like so out of inspiration to make this one funny...So, I am just gonna say that I or anyone I know is the one who owns Inuyasha. If they were, I would be gloping them and and holding onto their legs for dear life for the SLIGHTEST chance that I could see Inuyasha at the same rate that Japan does. Stupid brother....Left me sitting at episode 80...I haven't seen past that for 4 fricken months.....*clears throat* Excuse me, anyway.....We own ourselves....Morgan and Sovuroko, Sovuroko being my computer alias....Anyway, don't steal from us or else we'll get really sad and cry...Then get our "daddy"(s) to come and have a "Talk" with you for hurting their precious princess's stuff =P
That was funny enough...I hope....
*Last time*
"Well," Sovuroko began, "You had one thing right, we would, indeed, be "All sarcastic." and, I'll tell you a little secret." She walked closer to Kagome and whispered into her ear. "We're still going to be sarcastic..."
Kagome's eyes went as large as saucers. She was extremely fearful of what they might do to her.....
****
Is that right? Or are you sad?-
A raven haired girl was in the middle of a heated insult-fight with her two best friends. They had been teasing her because she had innocently walked into camp with her beloved next to her. All they had done was express their love for each other *Why do they have to tease me about it....It's not like they have never...Expressed their love before...* She thought. She was very mad at her friends. It had started out pretty innocently...They had only been lightly teasing each other until someone had said something to personal *cough* Morgan *cough* At this point, they were practically slaughtering one another.
"SLUT!"Morgan yelled at Sovuoko. They had once been on the same side until Kagome brought up the time that Morgan had kissed Sovuroko's boyfriend in 8th grade. After that, Morgan and Soko had turned on each other, leaving it to be a free-for-all every-man-for-himself.
"AT LEAST I AM NOT A HARLOT!" Soko retorted in an almost violent manner.
"DO YOU WANT TO BET?!" Kagome called back to Sovuroko. It was times like these that brought out the primitive sides of the usually well-mannered young women.
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME SO MUCH, I MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE!"
"I WANT A MUFFIN!! YOU TWO ARE MAKING ME SAD!!" Morgan yelled.
"I'M SO SORRY YOU FEEL SAD!" Soko called back
"Really? Thank you! You're so considerate!" Morgan said with out a drop of sarcasm in her voice. She thought that her friend was serious, so she was serious too. Sovuroko could not believe how jaded her friend was.
"I WAS BEING SAR-CAST-IC!" She yelled, sounding out the syllables to make it seem like she was talking to Morgan like the blonde was a child.
"Well....I wasn't...I'm tired of fighting....Let's go swimming!" Sovuroko was twitching in a mad dis-belief of her so-called-friend's innocence/stupidity. It was like she honestly didn't get it.
"I'm tired of fighting too....But how about we DON'T go swimming" Kagome said to Morgan.
Soko gave out a sigh of partial annoyance. Not that she wanted to fight, or anything, it was just that she was being able to let out so much of her bottled up anger and stress, and she wasn't quite done. *Oh well* she thought *I guess I will just have to save it for other things.....Like killing things.....That's always fun..* She turned to her friends and took turns looking them in the eyes. "Well....How about we all....I dunno...Re-organize our things?"
"You're so dull..." Morgan complained, " But I do need to re-organize stuff..."
"Yeah, me too," Kagome agreed. Even though it was, in fact, a dull thing to do, it needed to be done. They all walked over to their sleeping areas the night before and grabbed their back-packs. They all walked into a central area of the camp and sat down in a circle/triangle. "So, were you serious?" Kagome asked Soko.
"About what?"
"That Morgan made your boyfriend break-up with you," Kagome said. With a huge hint of curiosity in her voice.
"Uhh...I really don't want to talk about that..." Morgan said. Kagome crawled up closer to her.
"Come on, Morgan-chan!" She begged. She knees were touching Morgan's and she was leaning in towards her face so that they were about an inch apart. Morgan moved her face to the side so that Kagome faced her cheeck.
"No.." The blonde said slickly and slowly. Kagome moved her face in closer and turned it to the side like Morgan had done, in a child like manner. Their cheecks were touching and Kagome was playing the balancing act on the tip of her knees.
Sovuroko was thinking this was imensly funny, but it would be funny-er if......She saw Miroku coming closer into the clearing, and Soko was thinking dirty in-a-way thoughts. She kicked Kagome lightly on the back and she fell onto Morgan. Our blonde friend wasn't ready for the sudden amount of extra weight and fell backwards on the ground.
Soko was laughing her ass off now, rolling on the ground included. Kagome and Morgan were in....Let's say....A "dodgy" position....In fact if someone, like Miroku who had just entered the site, had seen it...They would have thought that they were...
Miroku looked at the site in front of him with wide eyes. Any normal person would have A.) started to laugh or B.) Scream and run away. Miroku did neither. He walked over to the girls and asked with utmost honesty, " Can I join?"
All the girls just stared at him in a disgusted awe. How could he be so stupid and perverted at the same time? It was like he was doing it on purpose, but there was no smile on his face. *It should be inhumanly possible to be this....Wrong....It's sickening...* Soko thought as she started to stand up. Morgan pushed Kagome off of her lightly enough, and stood up also. The wide-eyed yet extremely disgusted pair of women walked over to the Houshi ever so slowly. Miroku backed up one step for every two steps the girls took. He was truly frightened of the type of pain he would soon be in.
Sovuroko to the monk, while Morgan stayed behind her. Soko and Miroku were about a foot away from each other and he was sweating...Soko cracked her knuckles. Morgan looked at this an decided that she should do it too. She cracked her knuckles, but had never really done it very much so she surprised by the amount of pain, "Eitai!" she complained "Why don't you feel pain when you do that?" She asked Soko.
The Japanese/German girl just half-glared at her blonde counter-part. "Shut-up, Morgan....Just shut-up..." Soko released her glare from Morgan and returned to glare at the perverted priest. She balled her hand into a tight fist and held it by her side. She made eye contact with Morgan and waited for the cue.
"HENTAI! HENTAI! BAKA HENTAI!!" Soko yelled as she began to beat Miroku into a bloody pulp. (A/N Isn't beating someone up so fun? Don't look at me like that.....T_T you make me sad *sniff*)
"DOMO GOMEN-NASAI!" Miroku yelled as he tried to break free from his torturing. He was saved however, from our favorite demon extinguisher.
Sango flew down on her fire-cat, Kiara, and took a look at the scene being played infront of her. *Some things will never change* She thought to herself. "So, what've I missed?" Sango asked in hopes to save Miroku from certain death. It worked, both Soko and Morgan (Mainly Soko) stopped their killing. They looked over to Sango, at first with curiosity and second with displeasure.
"You would know what you missed if you stopped leaving so much," Sovuroko stated, in a matter-of-fact sort of way. And she was right. Sango would have known if she hadn't left and Sango felt quite guilty on that matter. These used to be her only friends ...They used to have so much fun together. But all of that changed.
As a response, Sango just lifted her chin and stuck her nose into the air, as if she was "too good" for this type of treatment.
Morgan was very offended by her behavior. It was wrong to think that...*that*....HOJO lover was better than them! "Stupid Hojo lover," Morgan said aloud. It was directed more to herself than to anyone else. Her best friend did hear it, however, and Soko was forced to hold in several giggles.
"Why don't we stay here for another night, and start hunting for Shikon no Kakera tomorrow?" Soko offered. Inuyasha, who had returned to camp seconds earlier scoffed at this idea, but never really said anything to oppose. (Shikon no Kakera = Shikon jewel shards. Baka Hentai = Stupid/foolish pervert. Domo Gomen-nasai = Many Very sorries, so basically, "I am very sorry".)
"Well...I'm gonna go get firewood," Inuyasha said while walking away. He really just didn't want to be by the humans while they yelled at each other. It really could make a youkai go deth.
Morgan was feeling like her normal, stereotypical blonde self, so she decided to make an outburst. "I'LL MAKE RAMEN!" She screamed with glee. Kagome's eye twitched, like it so commonly does.
"I don't exactly trust you with my food, Morgan, so how about I help you," She said slowly. Sovuroko was tired of being around this stupidity- for once- she knew where this was going, and even though it would be so very, very funny to see Morgan embarrassed, once again, she'd rather practice her mad killing skills.
"I'm going to go practice," She said in a monotone voice. She didn't care if they heard her or not, she was just commencing in her habitual actions.
And, indeed, they hadn't been listening. Kagome was having too much fun teasing Morgan to be able to pay attention to anyone/anything else. "And why don't you trust me to cook, Kagome-chan?" Morgan asked skeptically
"Maybe that's because you would have failed Home Ec if your Mom hadn't been the *teacher*," Kagome said with a sly grin. Morgan laughed sarcastically. Miroku was confused now, and decided it was time to let his confusion be announced.
"What is...Home heck?" He asked while trying to pronounce the words.
"It's a class....Where they teach you the basics of...Cooking....Baking....Sewing, stuff like that." Morgan explained while thinking about it.
"And this little imp here, should've failed.," Kagome said. She then stuck her tongue out at Morgan and the blonde returned the favor.
After she retracted her offending muscular tissue, Morgan complained, " Well...It wasn't my fault that the toaster...blew up.."
"Yes, but it WAS your fault that you added *Ten Square Pounds* of sugar rather that a *tea spoon*" Kagome accused while her body twitched moderately.
"Well," The blonde defended herself, " No one really clarified what TSP stood for..."
"It's called COMMON KNOWLEDGE!" Kagome yelled, still in a teasing manner, however.
"Yeah, well, tyou have a messed up image of "Common knowledge"...You probably think that it is common knowledge includes knowing how to tie your shoes! Now that, takes a smart person!"
"IT___IS!" Kagome said dangerously and slowly. Morgan's silliness was practically unprecedented. Kagome let out an appropriate sigh. "I'm just gonna go make the ramen now," She said. (A/N And Ranma!!)
"So you want help?" Morgan asked innocently(She does that so much...)
"NO!" Kagome yelled. She stood up from her spot on the ground and grabbed her bag of stuff. She set the bag down next to a tree and grabbed the Ramen out of it. She started to walk over to the fire when Morgan walked over to her. This was going to be a long night....
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That's all for now!
Michaela- *Shudder* Britney Spears "raps" now....I don't like rap and I don't like Spears....It's just going to be a good pair, no?
Morgan- You don't Hate rap...You just don't like a lot of it. Come on, you even do the "Holla Back" thing with me.
Michaela- Yeah, yeah. You're just a bad influence on me...
Morgan- Holla
Michaela- Back
Morgan- Woo!
Michaela- WOO!
Review please! If you do, we'll love you forever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And Ever! And....Oh, you know the rest
Love and peace, ya'll
Michaela
&
Morgan