The Even Stevens Adventure

Warning: this contains death and language that is why it is r rated.

Disclaimer: I don't own Even Stevens. Disney does too bad I want to own them

One quiet hot summer day the Stevens family was just sitting there bored

except for Louis who wasn't home. Then Louis came running through the

door with a piece of paper screaming I won I won I won. Louis's mom said

calm down calm down it is all right now what were you saying? Louis said I

won a trip to the woods all of this did and we will be on TV. oh Louis we

have already been on TV last year do you think we want to again because I

don't says Ren. The rest of the family says man I am sick of TV not this year

ok how about next year. Louis says what it has to be this year and it is a

game show in the wilderness and the first person to find the bucket that is

buried 20 feet deep gets to win 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 we could be

rich! Donnie says lets start packing now! (Donnie runs and starts packing)

The rest of the family says how much? Louis says a lot it is .....

5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. That is a lot of money Louis. Yeah I know

that why we have to dig 20 feet to win! Well how long would it be for

because Mouti (I don't remember his real name) and I want to spend some

time together this summer. So spill how long? It will be for 2 weeks starting

on Friday! Well let's go pack it is Thursday so we have to pack now! (They

all go pack) Louis says oh don't bring your boyfriend Beansie this time it

can only be family!(Louis starts laughing) ren says shut the hell up you fuck

hole. Oh you shut up you damb bitch. Stop swearing and start packing

Donnie says. (Later that day) Ren and Louis yell I am done packing Donnie

says yeah me too I am done packing the adults say we are done too so lets

put all of our stuff in the car so we will be ready for tomorrow. (the next

day) lets go to the McDonalds in the airport and then we will go get our

spots on the plane. Ok lets hit the road says Donnie. In the car Donnie sits in

between Louis and Ren so they don't kill each other on the way to the air

port and Ren was wearing a nice pair of blue denim low rise pants with

lighter blue on the front in the middle on the front and a pink shirt that said

varsity on it with a volleyball picture at the top and bottom of the writing.

Louis was wearing his usual blue jeans and a white t-shirt with another shirt

over it. Donnie was wearing blue jeans and a dark green shirt. They were at

the airport when they got their bags as they got off the plane and Louis was

the first to reach the rental car when they got their because they still had

another 5-10 miles till they got there. Louis was fighting with Ren and

Donnie was sleeping so they wouldn't stop cursing they were calling each

other bitches and asswipes morons and losers loseristic morons or big fat

fuck wads (wads is pronounced wods) they would not stop cursing the whole entire drive and then their parents said were here and it is a beautiful place.

But this isn't a forest Louis. Louis says they are taking us to the forest they

just wanted to meet at a civilized place where there is food they will take us

later. Louis's mom says ok thanks Louis when will we be on TV? I am not

sure but we aren't on TV right now I know that. Donnie says this is going to

be so much fun. Especially if we win that 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

says Ren. Yeah what will we do with it says Ren's dad. Ren says I will buy

my own house and car that Louis CANT go in or touch and if he does I will

trash his room well I would trash his room if it wasn't already trashed by

him. Louis says hey that is my junk everywhere and I like it there ok. Ok

guys stop fighting Donnie says.

Well that is it so far I will make a new chapter soon PLEEEEEZZZZZZ

R&R PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I EVEN

EXCEPT FLAMERS I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I WAS GOOD OR

BAD YOU CAN FLAME ME ALL YOU WANT JUST TELL ME IF IT

GOOD OR BAD PLEEEZZZZ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !