Peach hurried over to Toad Town's post office. Sure enough, Mario was
there, flirting with a girl Peach supposed was Christina. Peach hollered,
"Yoo-hoo, Mario dear!" When Mario ignored her, she ran up and hollered in his ear,
"Mario, do you hear me? Listen up! I don't know what in the holy bible you're doing but remember, I'm your girlfriend here!" Before Mario could respond, Luigi's voice filled the air, shouting,
"Ah, Peach, you found Mario, no? I done with my shopping, yes!" Luigi rushed over pushing a cart filled to the brim with food. Mario stood up and walked slowly over to Luigi, yelling,
"Luigi!!! Why did you tell her???" He began to shake Luigi, who had a carton of eggs in his right hand. Luigi cried,
"She princess, no? Princesses need info or they take your head, no?" Luigi's comment got Peach infuriated. She marched over and screamed into Luigi's ear,
"Excuse me, but when, tell me, have princesses ever been that barbaric?! You, of all people, call me barbaric! I might have never taken someone's head, but I can do so to you right now!" Luigi thrashed his arms desperately and squealed,
"Itsa joke! Itsa joke!" He accidentally let go of the eggs. The carton, however, was broken and so all the eggs spilled out all over Peach.
"Oh my god! My dress!" shrieked Peach. "As if this wasn't enough, Luigi!" She stomped off with egg in her hair and the people of Toad Town giggling and bursting into peels of laughter.
Later that night.
Bipi, Bonzo's wife, tried to get the egg out of Peach's hair that night. Bipi began to comb Peach's hair, but Peach's hair had hardened from the yolk. The brush stuck in Peach's hair and broke when Bipi tried to yank it out. Bipi and Bonzo's son, Butas, sang joyfully,
"Eggs, eggs everywhere! Eggs, eggs everywhere! My Mad Majesty, you've had quite an eggy, eggy, eggy day!" Butsy, Bipi and Bonzo's baby daughter, echoed,
"Eggy, eggy, eggy. Eggy, eggy, eggy!" Peach gritted her teeth.
Two hours later.
"I'm sorry, My Majesty, but that's the best I can do," Bipi murmured, getting up and then putting Butas and Butsy to bed.
The following week was a horrible, miserable bad-hair week.
"Yoo-hoo, Mario dear!" When Mario ignored her, she ran up and hollered in his ear,
"Mario, do you hear me? Listen up! I don't know what in the holy bible you're doing but remember, I'm your girlfriend here!" Before Mario could respond, Luigi's voice filled the air, shouting,
"Ah, Peach, you found Mario, no? I done with my shopping, yes!" Luigi rushed over pushing a cart filled to the brim with food. Mario stood up and walked slowly over to Luigi, yelling,
"Luigi!!! Why did you tell her???" He began to shake Luigi, who had a carton of eggs in his right hand. Luigi cried,
"She princess, no? Princesses need info or they take your head, no?" Luigi's comment got Peach infuriated. She marched over and screamed into Luigi's ear,
"Excuse me, but when, tell me, have princesses ever been that barbaric?! You, of all people, call me barbaric! I might have never taken someone's head, but I can do so to you right now!" Luigi thrashed his arms desperately and squealed,
"Itsa joke! Itsa joke!" He accidentally let go of the eggs. The carton, however, was broken and so all the eggs spilled out all over Peach.
"Oh my god! My dress!" shrieked Peach. "As if this wasn't enough, Luigi!" She stomped off with egg in her hair and the people of Toad Town giggling and bursting into peels of laughter.
Later that night.
Bipi, Bonzo's wife, tried to get the egg out of Peach's hair that night. Bipi began to comb Peach's hair, but Peach's hair had hardened from the yolk. The brush stuck in Peach's hair and broke when Bipi tried to yank it out. Bipi and Bonzo's son, Butas, sang joyfully,
"Eggs, eggs everywhere! Eggs, eggs everywhere! My Mad Majesty, you've had quite an eggy, eggy, eggy day!" Butsy, Bipi and Bonzo's baby daughter, echoed,
"Eggy, eggy, eggy. Eggy, eggy, eggy!" Peach gritted her teeth.
Two hours later.
"I'm sorry, My Majesty, but that's the best I can do," Bipi murmured, getting up and then putting Butas and Butsy to bed.
The following week was a horrible, miserable bad-hair week.