Peach was still steaming a month after the egg incident. However, staying
angry wasn't really going to help anything because the longer Peach fumed,
the more intimate Mario and Christina became.
Therefore, Peach planned and planned. Somehow, somehow, she just had to ruin Mario and Christina's relationship! Every plan Peach devised just didn't seem practical.
"Bonzo, have you ever been dumped by a friend and then tried to ruin their relationship with someone else?" Peach asked Bonzo one day after Peach had furiously ripped up a plan that had seemed practical, but suddenly wasn't.
"Me, My Majesty? Now that I think of it, yes indeed! When I was thirty- six--" Bonzo began but was cut off short by Peach, who asked,
"Thirty-six? How old are you now, then?"
"Forty-six. Is there anything wrong with that, My Majesty?"
"No, go ahead."
"As you wish, My Majesty. When I was thirty-six, I had a girlfriend who was named Sara. I had known Sara since we were both very young children and we had always been friends. One day I popped the question while at dinner at Sara's house. I had bought a beautiful, lovely ring for twenty hundred coins for Sara, all shined and ready in its box when Sara told me she was already engaged with someone else. My heart - it was so dramatically, awfully, completely, absolutely shattered. Therefore, I went and offered her the next day to go out. I tried to convince--"
"That's it! Thank you, Bonzo-butt! That's the thing I need to do!" Peach screeched, hugging Bonzo until Bonzo was blue. Peach scampered off leaving Bonzo utterly and completely confused. (Peach had never been that affectionate with Bonzo before.)
Her plan had been devised.
Therefore, Peach planned and planned. Somehow, somehow, she just had to ruin Mario and Christina's relationship! Every plan Peach devised just didn't seem practical.
"Bonzo, have you ever been dumped by a friend and then tried to ruin their relationship with someone else?" Peach asked Bonzo one day after Peach had furiously ripped up a plan that had seemed practical, but suddenly wasn't.
"Me, My Majesty? Now that I think of it, yes indeed! When I was thirty- six--" Bonzo began but was cut off short by Peach, who asked,
"Thirty-six? How old are you now, then?"
"Forty-six. Is there anything wrong with that, My Majesty?"
"No, go ahead."
"As you wish, My Majesty. When I was thirty-six, I had a girlfriend who was named Sara. I had known Sara since we were both very young children and we had always been friends. One day I popped the question while at dinner at Sara's house. I had bought a beautiful, lovely ring for twenty hundred coins for Sara, all shined and ready in its box when Sara told me she was already engaged with someone else. My heart - it was so dramatically, awfully, completely, absolutely shattered. Therefore, I went and offered her the next day to go out. I tried to convince--"
"That's it! Thank you, Bonzo-butt! That's the thing I need to do!" Peach screeched, hugging Bonzo until Bonzo was blue. Peach scampered off leaving Bonzo utterly and completely confused. (Peach had never been that affectionate with Bonzo before.)
Her plan had been devised.