Me: HI AND WELCOME BACK! THE GANG AND I ARE ALL CURRENTLY ON A SUGAR RUSH!
TODAY WE WILL BE ADDING A NEW MEMBER TO THE PARTY! JIN! PLEASE ENTER MY
LAIR!
Jin: (comes out of nether space like @_@ but looks around like O_O)
Me: HEY! YUSUKE! NO MAKING OUT ON THE SKII LIFT!
(Yusuke and Keiko break apart from like a whole two minute kiss and gasp for air and blush)
Jin: is that ice cream that there skaten' down?
Me: YUP! We decided that my ice cream mountain is so big, why not ski on it? I mean it IS also called sweet snow, right?
Jin: I spose' that would be right!
Me: okies. This info will help you with the last chapter. Hinageshi is a character from Yu Yu Hakusho Movie: the Polrigest Report ( I don't know how to spell it!) she is a good girl.(meaning she is on the good side!) she is a guide to the spirit world and Botan helps her a lot. She is younger than the others ( don't ask me by how much!) and she works at Kasana shrine that should help if you don't know who Hinageshi is! She will also be joining us in the next chapter!
Yukina: Oh, Kazuma.
Kuwabara: coming Yukina! My love!
(Yukina freezes Kuwabara)
Yukina: (giggles) HIEI! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME BASH KAZUMA!
Hiei: wow! where did you learn to be this evil?
Yukina: I learned from the best!
Hiei: well, you learn fast. I'll unfreeze him and then we'll see if his undies fall off!
Yukina: that was my plan!
Hiei: im so proud of you Yukina! You've become so evil so fast!
Yukina: oh Big brother; I love you!
Hiei: I love you too, Yukina! (hugs) Now lets freeze Kazuma again!
Yukina: ok!
Me: well, that didn't last long.
Shizuru: I'm board! Whatcanwedobesidesskiandeatsugarimthirstytoo
Me: ok. Lets see here, (things appear as I call them) SODA! INFLATABLE HOPPY THINGS! A TRAMPLEINE! A PUPPY! A KITTY FOR KUWABARA! A BEER AND CIGGERETS FOR SHIZURU! MAKEUP FOR THE GIRLS! TENTS! SLEEPING BAGS! A FIRE! MARSHMELLOWS! A GRILL AND SOME FOOD! Oh, ya, AND LETS GET SOME BREATHMINTS!
Kurama: what are the breath mints for?
Me: Kazuma. He has really bad breath.
Kurama: oh.
Keiko: how do you keep making stuff and people appear out of nether space like that?
Me: oh, I must have forgot to tell you all, IM A FOX DEMON! You've heard of the silver kitsune, WELL MEET THE BLONDE ONE!
Kurama: You know that doesn't sound right.
Me: hey I fit the description pretty well. Ungraceful, uncoordinated and empty headed!
(Kuwabara screams about the kitten and is cut off when Yukina freezes him again.)
Me: HEY! DID YOU GUYS GET HIS UNDIES TO FREEZE OFF YET?
Yukina: NOT YET BUT HIS BELT IS CRACKING!
Me: TELL ME WHEN YOU FREEZE HIS PANTS OFF! I WANNA GET A PICTURE OF HIM FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE IN NOTHEN BUT HIS NICKERS!
Hiei: gotcha!
Me: OH LONELY LITTLE REVIEW ON A SUGAR HIGH/RUSH! COME HELP ME WITH THE DISCLAIMER!
Lonely little review on a sugar high/rush: ok! SARAHLAFOX, FOX GODDESS OF THE ELEMENTS DOSE NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO BUT SHE DOSE OWN ME!
Selestual: AND ME!
Poppy: AND ME!
Me: REMEMBER; DON'T BE A SHREW, JUST REVIEW!
All: AND READ HER OTHER STORIES TOO!
Me: again, if you want to be a guest on the sugar rush party, just say so in your review and describe your character. NO FLAMES! NOW ON WITH THE FIC!
Kurama Files
"Oh my god! Did you guys feel that power! It was massive!
"Lets go check it out." Said Genki.
"Girls, stay here." Said Yusuke. The girls all nodded.
"Oh, hello detective. You look surprised to see me." Said Suara.
"Your still alive" asked Yusuke.
"Yes and I'm more powerful than before." He smirked.
"I've also learned a new trick. See for yourself." Said Suara. He raised his hand in the air and the sleeping bodies of Hiei, Yukina, Kurama, and Poppy came smashing through the roof of the temple. Thick black vines with blood red thorns were holding them up. The vines also brought up Keiko, Shizuru, Selestual, Shori, and Suuichi. They were struggling to get loose of the vines but it was no use.
"now. Lets see, I think I shall kill the fox first." Cackled Suara. He squeezed his hand shut and Kurama began screaming in pain as the vines began to crush him.
"SELESTUAL ARROW!" screamed Selestual. The arrow hit its target and Suara fell to the ground and the vines retreated. Kurama stood up and called upon his rose whip to fight off the vines. Hiei awoke and unsheathed his Kanta to join the fight. Yukina was awake and was randomly freezing vines that got too close to the others.
"Looks like your plan backfired!" said Yusuke.
"Oh, but I have not yet begun to fight!." Said Suara. He raised his hand again and all of the vines retreated. Then they sprung back up twisting together to create a giant monster. Kurama stepped up to it and touched it. the beast calmed a bit and then Kurama closed his eyes.
"What the hell is he doing?" asked Kuwabara.
"I don't know." Said Yusuke. Suddenly the beast was completely calm. The vines began to turn green from the spot Kurama had his hand and the green spread until the ferns were green with blue tipped thorns. After that, buds Quickly began to grow and from them, blue roses bloomed.
"Wow!" was all Yusuke could say. Kurama winced as the plant began to turn to a seed. Once the seeds were in his hand he fainted. Thankfully, before he could hit the ground, Poppy caught him.
"Ok, so it did backfire. Love to stay and chat but, I gotta try and get away!" said Suara. He tripped over Poppys' vine hand and fell to the ground. Poppy wrapped his arm/vine around him and said "oh, but we were just about to have lunch at the spirit world jailhouse. Its rude to refuse an invitation like that." He smirked triumphantly as Yusuke handcuffed Suara.
"Nice work, Poppy!" he said.
"No problem." Said Poppy.
"Good work guys! I'll take this idiot back to spirit world!" said Botan as she flew down on her oar. She took hold of the rope so that Suara was dangling down like a piñata.
"But before that, who wants the first go at him?" asked Botan devilishly.
"Oh! I will!" said Shori as she grabbed a plank of wood and stepped up to the Suara Piñata.
"No no no! please! no!" yelped Suara.
"Oh ya. THIS IS FOR MY SON!(BANG!) AND FOR RUINING THIR HONEYMOON!(BANG!) AND SCARING THE BRIDE!(BANG!) AND THIS ONE IS BECAUSE.Suuichi, you may want to cover your ears, but you don't have to.AND THISONE IS BECASE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A BASTARD (BANG!) YOU ROYALY PISS ME OFF (BANG!) AND YOU LOOK (BANG!) LIKE (BANG!) SHIT!(BANG! BANG! BANG! SLAP!)" screamed Shori. Everyone stared wide eyed at Shori who seemed very pleased with herself.
"Wow, mom! That was cool! Can I go next?" said Suuichi.
"Shure!" said Shori as she handed him the plank.
"THIS IS FOR MY BROTHER!(BANG! BANG! BANG!) THIS IS FOR MY NEW SISTER!(BANG! BANG! BANG!)AND THIS IS BECAUSE I GET A KICK OUT OF BEATING YOU SHITLESS! (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BOOM!)" screamed Suuichi with a wicked grin on his face.
"Oh! Me next!" Yelled Yukina. Suuichi handed her the wooden plank.
"THIS (BANG!) IS (BANG!) FOR (BANG!) MY (BANG!) BROTHER! (BANG! BANG! BANG!) THIS (BANG!) IS (BANG!) FOR (BANG!) KURAMA! ( BANG! BANG! BANG!) THIS IS FOR THE NEWLY WED COUPLE! (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!) AND THIS IS BECAUSE ITS PRITTY DAMN FUNNIE TO SEE A DEMON HANGING BY A ROPE AND GETTING BEATEN BY WEMON AND CHILDREN! (BANG! BANG! BANG!) (in cheery voice) ok, I'm done!" said Yukina. Heie looked about ready to drop dead from shock. His sister was pretty good at being mean to people and she was good at screaming too.
"Oh ya one more thing; THIS ONE IS BECAUSE JUST LOOKING AT YOU REALLY PISSES ME OFF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!(BOOM!)"yelled Yukina.
Everyone: O_O Suara: @_@
"Hey, Botan, do you mind if I use your oar? If I hit him, the rope might break." Said Selestual. The look in her eyes deeply disturbed the boys and they backed away from her. Botan got that same look in her eyes.
"Only if I can come." She said devilishly. They returned with a wet and muddy Suara.
"Sorry guys. Koenma wants him alive and the rest of you may kill him if you play. Maybe when he gets better." Said Botan.
The others moaned and Botan took Suara back to spirit world.
Me: IF YOU THINK THAT'S THE END, WHY I DUB THE SIR/LADY FRIGGEN CRAZY!
Jin: (on bouncy things)WHEEEEEEE! (BOINK!) WHEEEE! (BOINK!) THIS IS FUN!(BOINK!) I SHOULD GO ON SUGAR RUSHES MORE OFTEN! (BOINK!)
Shizuru:DOYOUMEANTOTELLMETHATWASONLYPARTONEMANIMGONNANEEDAFEWMOREBEERSANDSOM EPOPCORNFORPARTTWO!
Me: YES SHIZURU! THAT WAS ONLY PART ONE! MORE ROOT BEER AND SOME POPCORN FOR MY GUEST IF YOU WILL!
Shizuru: WHYCANTIHAVEBEER?
Me: BECAUSE ONE IS THE LIMIT. I HIGHLY DISCOURAGE AOLCAHOL AND DRUGS!
Shizuru:OKTHENDONTFORGETTOSAYTHEMOTTOYOURONLONLEYLITTLEREVIEWONASUGARHIGH/RU SH!
Lonely little review on a sugar high/rush: OK! DON'T BE A SHREW; JUST REVIEW AND READ HER OTHER STORIES TOO! SHE DOSE OWN THE MOTTO FOLKS SO IT IS HERS! NO FLAMES! PLEASE SEND ME A NICE FRIEND TO PLAY WITH!
Me: I'm still looking for volunteers to be on the sugar rush party. No one has contacted me yet, so don't be shy! I've barely scratched the surface of this fic. I have several new characters to come and a few surprises that I've come up with. Another trait of the blonde kitsune; an overly active imagination. Stay with me and I will work my very hardest to make shure you don't regret it. PLEASE REVIEW! I FEEL SO UNLOVED! I ONLY HAVE ONE REVIEW AND IT NEEDS A FRIEND! I NEED TO KNOW SOMEONE OS READING THIS FIC AND ENJOYS IT SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!
Jin: (comes out of nether space like @_@ but looks around like O_O)
Me: HEY! YUSUKE! NO MAKING OUT ON THE SKII LIFT!
(Yusuke and Keiko break apart from like a whole two minute kiss and gasp for air and blush)
Jin: is that ice cream that there skaten' down?
Me: YUP! We decided that my ice cream mountain is so big, why not ski on it? I mean it IS also called sweet snow, right?
Jin: I spose' that would be right!
Me: okies. This info will help you with the last chapter. Hinageshi is a character from Yu Yu Hakusho Movie: the Polrigest Report ( I don't know how to spell it!) she is a good girl.(meaning she is on the good side!) she is a guide to the spirit world and Botan helps her a lot. She is younger than the others ( don't ask me by how much!) and she works at Kasana shrine that should help if you don't know who Hinageshi is! She will also be joining us in the next chapter!
Yukina: Oh, Kazuma.
Kuwabara: coming Yukina! My love!
(Yukina freezes Kuwabara)
Yukina: (giggles) HIEI! GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME BASH KAZUMA!
Hiei: wow! where did you learn to be this evil?
Yukina: I learned from the best!
Hiei: well, you learn fast. I'll unfreeze him and then we'll see if his undies fall off!
Yukina: that was my plan!
Hiei: im so proud of you Yukina! You've become so evil so fast!
Yukina: oh Big brother; I love you!
Hiei: I love you too, Yukina! (hugs) Now lets freeze Kazuma again!
Yukina: ok!
Me: well, that didn't last long.
Shizuru: I'm board! Whatcanwedobesidesskiandeatsugarimthirstytoo
Me: ok. Lets see here, (things appear as I call them) SODA! INFLATABLE HOPPY THINGS! A TRAMPLEINE! A PUPPY! A KITTY FOR KUWABARA! A BEER AND CIGGERETS FOR SHIZURU! MAKEUP FOR THE GIRLS! TENTS! SLEEPING BAGS! A FIRE! MARSHMELLOWS! A GRILL AND SOME FOOD! Oh, ya, AND LETS GET SOME BREATHMINTS!
Kurama: what are the breath mints for?
Me: Kazuma. He has really bad breath.
Kurama: oh.
Keiko: how do you keep making stuff and people appear out of nether space like that?
Me: oh, I must have forgot to tell you all, IM A FOX DEMON! You've heard of the silver kitsune, WELL MEET THE BLONDE ONE!
Kurama: You know that doesn't sound right.
Me: hey I fit the description pretty well. Ungraceful, uncoordinated and empty headed!
(Kuwabara screams about the kitten and is cut off when Yukina freezes him again.)
Me: HEY! DID YOU GUYS GET HIS UNDIES TO FREEZE OFF YET?
Yukina: NOT YET BUT HIS BELT IS CRACKING!
Me: TELL ME WHEN YOU FREEZE HIS PANTS OFF! I WANNA GET A PICTURE OF HIM FROZEN IN A BLOCK OF ICE IN NOTHEN BUT HIS NICKERS!
Hiei: gotcha!
Me: OH LONELY LITTLE REVIEW ON A SUGAR HIGH/RUSH! COME HELP ME WITH THE DISCLAIMER!
Lonely little review on a sugar high/rush: ok! SARAHLAFOX, FOX GODDESS OF THE ELEMENTS DOSE NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO BUT SHE DOSE OWN ME!
Selestual: AND ME!
Poppy: AND ME!
Me: REMEMBER; DON'T BE A SHREW, JUST REVIEW!
All: AND READ HER OTHER STORIES TOO!
Me: again, if you want to be a guest on the sugar rush party, just say so in your review and describe your character. NO FLAMES! NOW ON WITH THE FIC!
Kurama Files
"Oh my god! Did you guys feel that power! It was massive!
"Lets go check it out." Said Genki.
"Girls, stay here." Said Yusuke. The girls all nodded.
"Oh, hello detective. You look surprised to see me." Said Suara.
"Your still alive" asked Yusuke.
"Yes and I'm more powerful than before." He smirked.
"I've also learned a new trick. See for yourself." Said Suara. He raised his hand in the air and the sleeping bodies of Hiei, Yukina, Kurama, and Poppy came smashing through the roof of the temple. Thick black vines with blood red thorns were holding them up. The vines also brought up Keiko, Shizuru, Selestual, Shori, and Suuichi. They were struggling to get loose of the vines but it was no use.
"now. Lets see, I think I shall kill the fox first." Cackled Suara. He squeezed his hand shut and Kurama began screaming in pain as the vines began to crush him.
"SELESTUAL ARROW!" screamed Selestual. The arrow hit its target and Suara fell to the ground and the vines retreated. Kurama stood up and called upon his rose whip to fight off the vines. Hiei awoke and unsheathed his Kanta to join the fight. Yukina was awake and was randomly freezing vines that got too close to the others.
"Looks like your plan backfired!" said Yusuke.
"Oh, but I have not yet begun to fight!." Said Suara. He raised his hand again and all of the vines retreated. Then they sprung back up twisting together to create a giant monster. Kurama stepped up to it and touched it. the beast calmed a bit and then Kurama closed his eyes.
"What the hell is he doing?" asked Kuwabara.
"I don't know." Said Yusuke. Suddenly the beast was completely calm. The vines began to turn green from the spot Kurama had his hand and the green spread until the ferns were green with blue tipped thorns. After that, buds Quickly began to grow and from them, blue roses bloomed.
"Wow!" was all Yusuke could say. Kurama winced as the plant began to turn to a seed. Once the seeds were in his hand he fainted. Thankfully, before he could hit the ground, Poppy caught him.
"Ok, so it did backfire. Love to stay and chat but, I gotta try and get away!" said Suara. He tripped over Poppys' vine hand and fell to the ground. Poppy wrapped his arm/vine around him and said "oh, but we were just about to have lunch at the spirit world jailhouse. Its rude to refuse an invitation like that." He smirked triumphantly as Yusuke handcuffed Suara.
"Nice work, Poppy!" he said.
"No problem." Said Poppy.
"Good work guys! I'll take this idiot back to spirit world!" said Botan as she flew down on her oar. She took hold of the rope so that Suara was dangling down like a piñata.
"But before that, who wants the first go at him?" asked Botan devilishly.
"Oh! I will!" said Shori as she grabbed a plank of wood and stepped up to the Suara Piñata.
"No no no! please! no!" yelped Suara.
"Oh ya. THIS IS FOR MY SON!(BANG!) AND FOR RUINING THIR HONEYMOON!(BANG!) AND SCARING THE BRIDE!(BANG!) AND THIS ONE IS BECAUSE.Suuichi, you may want to cover your ears, but you don't have to.AND THISONE IS BECASE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A BASTARD (BANG!) YOU ROYALY PISS ME OFF (BANG!) AND YOU LOOK (BANG!) LIKE (BANG!) SHIT!(BANG! BANG! BANG! SLAP!)" screamed Shori. Everyone stared wide eyed at Shori who seemed very pleased with herself.
"Wow, mom! That was cool! Can I go next?" said Suuichi.
"Shure!" said Shori as she handed him the plank.
"THIS IS FOR MY BROTHER!(BANG! BANG! BANG!) THIS IS FOR MY NEW SISTER!(BANG! BANG! BANG!)AND THIS IS BECAUSE I GET A KICK OUT OF BEATING YOU SHITLESS! (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BOOM!)" screamed Suuichi with a wicked grin on his face.
"Oh! Me next!" Yelled Yukina. Suuichi handed her the wooden plank.
"THIS (BANG!) IS (BANG!) FOR (BANG!) MY (BANG!) BROTHER! (BANG! BANG! BANG!) THIS (BANG!) IS (BANG!) FOR (BANG!) KURAMA! ( BANG! BANG! BANG!) THIS IS FOR THE NEWLY WED COUPLE! (BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!) AND THIS IS BECAUSE ITS PRITTY DAMN FUNNIE TO SEE A DEMON HANGING BY A ROPE AND GETTING BEATEN BY WEMON AND CHILDREN! (BANG! BANG! BANG!) (in cheery voice) ok, I'm done!" said Yukina. Heie looked about ready to drop dead from shock. His sister was pretty good at being mean to people and she was good at screaming too.
"Oh ya one more thing; THIS ONE IS BECAUSE JUST LOOKING AT YOU REALLY PISSES ME OFF, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!(BOOM!)"yelled Yukina.
Everyone: O_O Suara: @_@
"Hey, Botan, do you mind if I use your oar? If I hit him, the rope might break." Said Selestual. The look in her eyes deeply disturbed the boys and they backed away from her. Botan got that same look in her eyes.
"Only if I can come." She said devilishly. They returned with a wet and muddy Suara.
"Sorry guys. Koenma wants him alive and the rest of you may kill him if you play. Maybe when he gets better." Said Botan.
The others moaned and Botan took Suara back to spirit world.
Me: IF YOU THINK THAT'S THE END, WHY I DUB THE SIR/LADY FRIGGEN CRAZY!
Jin: (on bouncy things)WHEEEEEEE! (BOINK!) WHEEEE! (BOINK!) THIS IS FUN!(BOINK!) I SHOULD GO ON SUGAR RUSHES MORE OFTEN! (BOINK!)
Shizuru:DOYOUMEANTOTELLMETHATWASONLYPARTONEMANIMGONNANEEDAFEWMOREBEERSANDSOM EPOPCORNFORPARTTWO!
Me: YES SHIZURU! THAT WAS ONLY PART ONE! MORE ROOT BEER AND SOME POPCORN FOR MY GUEST IF YOU WILL!
Shizuru: WHYCANTIHAVEBEER?
Me: BECAUSE ONE IS THE LIMIT. I HIGHLY DISCOURAGE AOLCAHOL AND DRUGS!
Shizuru:OKTHENDONTFORGETTOSAYTHEMOTTOYOURONLONLEYLITTLEREVIEWONASUGARHIGH/RU SH!
Lonely little review on a sugar high/rush: OK! DON'T BE A SHREW; JUST REVIEW AND READ HER OTHER STORIES TOO! SHE DOSE OWN THE MOTTO FOLKS SO IT IS HERS! NO FLAMES! PLEASE SEND ME A NICE FRIEND TO PLAY WITH!
Me: I'm still looking for volunteers to be on the sugar rush party. No one has contacted me yet, so don't be shy! I've barely scratched the surface of this fic. I have several new characters to come and a few surprises that I've come up with. Another trait of the blonde kitsune; an overly active imagination. Stay with me and I will work my very hardest to make shure you don't regret it. PLEASE REVIEW! I FEEL SO UNLOVED! I ONLY HAVE ONE REVIEW AND IT NEEDS A FRIEND! I NEED TO KNOW SOMEONE OS READING THIS FIC AND ENJOYS IT SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!