Me: WUZ UP? We got a
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to go
with this fic, so grab some fool and a soda and enjoy! I don't own yyh!
Selena: SPIN THE BOTTLE! SPIN THE BOTTLE!
ME: OK! Here we go! Fire Queen, you may go first.
FQ: OK! (Spins and lands on Hiei)
FQ: PUCKER UP CUTIE!
Hiei: YOU GOT IT SWEET CHEEKS!
(FQ+Hiei Kiss for like thirty Seconds)
Me: ok that's good!
(FQ melts into puddle)
Kurama whispers to Hiei: you enjoyed that didn't you?
Hiei: yes. She's HOT!
(Melts into puddle)
Me: ok, Your turn, Kat!
Kat: YAY! (Spins and preys Please land on Yusuke! Please land on Yusuke!) (Lands on Yusuke)
Yusuke: DAMN!
Kat: Pucker up, you Chick Magnet!
Keiko: He's MY chick magnet. Keep it in mind.
Kat: whatever (kisses Yusuke and he fights to get away. After ten seconds, he dose and Kat turns into a puddle of goo)
Yusuke: WATER! SOAP! TOOTHPASTE!
Me: here.
Yusuke: THANKS!
Me: while Yusuke washes up, you go, Selena!
Selena: WHOOPEE! (Spins and lands on Koenma)
Koenma: Yet! My first kiss from a girl! (Sprays stuff in his mouth and turns to teenage form)
Selena: I guess its ok if he is in teenage form! (Kisses Koenma)
Koenma: I gotta play this game more often!
Me: ok, I'll go next. (Spins and lands on Kuwabara.) Shit!
Kuwabara: I would have preferred Yukina, but I get to kiss the authoress! This is a once in a lifetime chance!
Me: ok, Kuwabara-Chan, close your eyes, pucker up, and get ready for the kiss of your life!
Kuwabara: (closes eyes and puckers up)
Me: (picks up frying pan coated with honey and whacks Kuwabara on the face)
Kuwabara: Wow! Shes a dynamite kisser! (Faints)
Me: o come on! Like I would really kiss him!
Kuwabara: (licks lips, still unconscious) mmmmm! Tastes like honey!
Me: EEEW! GROSS! Botan, your turn.
Botan: cool! (Spins and lands on Koenma)
Koenma: yes! I get to kiss my assistant! (Sprays more stuff)
Botan: lets do it lord Koenma! (Kiss for like 45 seconds)
Me: ok, enough!
Koenma: holly shit! What a kisser! (Melts into a puddle.)
Botan: DAMN! (Also melts)
Me: Keiko, your up!
(Yusuke appears by the fire again)
Keiko: ya! (Spins and lands on Yusuke) (Grabs Yusuke and kisses madly)
Me: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! STOP! THIS IS PG13 NOT X!
(They stop and both melt into a puddle)
Me: thank you. Now, your turn, Shizuru!
Shizuru: k! (Spins Bottle and lands on, Suuichi!)
Suuichi: oh ya! I get to kiss a total babe!
Shizuru: (O_O) ok, kid, let's get this over with!
Suuichi: ya! (Kiss for like, 3 seconds)
Shizuru: at least he's a kid, so its like kissing a boo boo.
Me: all right Yukina, Go for it!
(Kuwabara mysteriously becomes conches)
Yukina: Ok, (spins and lands on Kuwabara).
Kuwabara: YES!
Yukina: ok, Kazuma, let's go! (Kisses Kuwabara for like a whole minute)
Me: k, Yukina, your good.
Kuwabara: DAMN! GOOD KISSER! (Melts into a puddle)
Me: Ok, Genki, and your turn!
Yusuke: I feel sorry for the one who has to kiss the ancient one over there.
Genki: ok. (Spins and lands on lonely no more little review on a sugar high/rush)
Genki: lets get this over with. (Pecks review on the lips)
Review: I gotta go finish my card game with the others. Bye!
Me: your turn, Shori!
Shori: Perfect. (Spins and lands on JIN!)
Jin: uh oh! I never kiss no one before!
Shori: that's ok. (Kisses really quickly)
Me: k! Selestual, go!
Selestual: k! (Spins and lands on Poppy)
Poppy: uh.
Selestual: I am about to kiss a plant. There's something I don't do every day. (Kisses Poppy quickly)
Poppy: so that is what a kiss is like. I like it!
Me: PAY ATTENTION! THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK FOR A LATER CHAPTER! Don't worry Poppy, you will get a girlfriend. FQ and Kat are still puddles, so your turn, Selena!
(Selena spins and lands on little baby Josh!)
Selena: I get to kiss the precious baby! (Kisses josh on the cheek)
Me: my turn! (I spin and get Kurama)
Kurama: cool, she is the first fan to kiss me.
Me: (Lean close to Kurama and grab him and kiss him and everyone who is not a puddle has to pry me off of him) ahhhhhhhhhh! My first kiss ever! (Melts into a puddle) Selena: well, we better clean the others up! You just enjoy the fic!
Kurama Files A FEW MONTHS LATER:
"Come on, sweetheart! Walk to mommy!" said Selestual. Kate stood up and took a step to Selestual and fell, but Kurama caught her.
"Wow, she almost did it that time!" said Hiei.
"Ya, she and Josh should be walking soon. I'll take the kids with me today. The children love them and there's a field trip today." Said Kurama.
"Alright Hon. you should be off now! Let's get them in the car!" said Selestual.
"I'll get the diaper bag." Said Hiei.
"Thanks Hiei." Said Kurama.
"Oh, I found a job here in the human world, Kurama." Said Hiei.
"You did? What is it?" asked Kurama.
"I'm on the police force." Said Hiei.
"That's wonderful! When do you start?" asked Kurama.
"Next Tuesday." Said Hiei.
"That's great. Well, I've gotta be off." Said Kurama. He hopped into his emerald green Ford Expedition and drove off to the school.
He jumped out and took the twins out of the car, grabbed his briefcase and walked into his classroom. Room 365. The class was working on their morning practice sheets quietly and listening to the announcements.
"As you know, today we pick the teacher of the year. Fourth grades Mr. Minnamo!" said the principal. Kurama looked at his students who were cheering wildly.
"Mr. Minnamo, will you come to the office and get your certificate! While he is making his way down there, this is what his class wrote about him. Mr. Minnamo is a great teacher. He makes learning fun and we do lots of activities. He is kind, yet firm. He is understanding and patient. He stays to the lessons until we all understand. He gives everyone a chance to help and all of us are his favorite student and he is our favorite teacher." Said the principal.
"So, Mr. Minnamo, anything you would like to say?" asked the principal.
"Well, yes. I'd like to thank my class for being such wonderful and understanding students especially while my wife was having her babies. Other than that, I'm speechless." Said Kurama.
"You deserve this Mr. Minnamo. You have been teaching here for three long years." Said the Principal.
"Thank you." Said Kurama.
He headed back to the classroom to find everyone giving each other high fives and laughing.
"Ok, who wrote it?" laughed Kurama.
"All of us!" they chimed.
"You little stinkers." Said Kurama.
"You should have seen your face!" said his student milassa.
"Ya, I bet it was priceless." Laughed Kurama.
" And you won on the day of our field trip to the Japan Space Center!" said his student Luke.
"And look who I brought to join us." Said Kurama as he held up the twins.
"Yay!" chimed the class.
"Well, it's almost four! Get your lunch pails and drinks into the coolers and line up!" said Kurama.
"Let's see, umm, Luke and Lucy, I need you two to help me with the babies." Said Kurama. Each of them grabbed a twin and were about to head out to the bus when two men in black stepped into the room. They had guns in their hands.
"OK, EVERYONE FREEZE!" yelled the taller man.
"Kids, get behind Me. " said Kurama. They all ran behind their teacher.
The second man pushed the intercom.
"Hello this is room 365. We suggest that if you want to see the teacher of the year and his precious students alive, you cancel school today. No cops. Tell the other classrooms to evacuate the building now." He said.
"Attention Students. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the field trip has been canceled and school is also canceled because the fire alarms are being tested today. They are broken. Everyone can go home." Said the principal.
The students all left the building and more men appeared to make sure they were all gone.
"Ok, the place is empty." Said another man.
"Let me have my employee and students back." Said the principal.
"Not so fast girlie. We want fifty thousand for each of the little brats and for the teacher too." Said the man.
"What? But I don't have that much!" said the principal.
"Tell you what. Leave the building. We kill a brat for every hour we don't get the money." Said the man.
"Ok. Don't worry! I'll get you out of here, students." Said the Principal.
"Put me on the school speaker, lady." Said the man.
"Attention men! Let the principal out! Everyone else stays. If anyone try to get out, bring them here." Said the man.
"Now, get to your desks now. You. Teach. Now." Said the man.
"Ok." Said Kurama.
"Ignore the men, kids. Today, we will be studying the planet Jupiter. Take out your science books and turn to page 779 chapter ten." Said Kurama.
Kurama moved to the fireplace and lit it to help kick the cold out. Everyone was turned to the page and Kurama began reading.
"Jupiter is the fourth planet from the sun. It is the biggest planet and the planet made of only Gasses closest to the sun. It is known as the Gas Giant. From space, it is white, red, orange, brown, and yellow. It has a red spot on it that is actually a storm that never stoops hammering Jupiter's' surface. Jupiter is separated with earth Venus and Mars by a group of space rocks called the Astrid belt. Earth, Venus and Mars are known as the inner planets. Jupiter, Uranus, Saturn, Pluto, and the possible planet X are called the outer planets. Seara, you may read." Said Kurama. The class had settled down a bit and Seara began to read.
They had finished the chapter in an hour and the men took out their guns.
"It's been an hour and still no money. Who should we kill?" asked the taller man.
"How about this pretty little wench?" said the shorter man.
"Looks good." Said the man.
"Please no! Let go!" screamed the girl.
"UNHAND MY STUDENTS!" yelled Kurama.
"Oh, why?" asked the man.
"Because I'll rip your lungs out if you don't." said Kurama.
"Oh, I'm so scared! Do it." Said the shorter man as he held the girl. Kurama jumped up and shielded the girl with his body and got shot three times.
The students started screaming and crying. Kurama stood up and knocked the tall man out and grabbed the shorter man and hit him on the head.
"Mr. Minnamo! Are you ok? Asked the girl.
"Y-Yes. I'll be fine. Students, get your desks and put them agents the door." Said Kurama. The students did as they were told and Kurama began moving the rest of the furniture agents the door.
"Gather around kids." Said Kurama. The children sat in the middle of the room and Kurama got out a Video camera and put a towel over the security camera. He whispered "act like you're asleep for the camera." The students closed their eye and acted like they were asleep. Kurama set the video camera where the security camera was and acted like he was asleep. He shut the camera off and edited the footage on his laptop. He hooked the video camera to the security camera and turned the footage on. The footage played so it looked like the class was asleep to anyone who watched.
"Now, we are going to crawl through the ventilation system to the middle floor in the cafeteria. Get your back packs and be very quiet." Said Kurama. The kids nodded and got their things as quietly as possible. Kurama opened the ventilation system and got into in and pulled the kids up one by one.
Me: I'm back to normal! Well as normal as a blonde fox can be! How does u likes? Plez review!
Selena: SPIN THE BOTTLE! SPIN THE BOTTLE!
ME: OK! Here we go! Fire Queen, you may go first.
FQ: OK! (Spins and lands on Hiei)
FQ: PUCKER UP CUTIE!
Hiei: YOU GOT IT SWEET CHEEKS!
(FQ+Hiei Kiss for like thirty Seconds)
Me: ok that's good!
(FQ melts into puddle)
Kurama whispers to Hiei: you enjoyed that didn't you?
Hiei: yes. She's HOT!
(Melts into puddle)
Me: ok, Your turn, Kat!
Kat: YAY! (Spins and preys Please land on Yusuke! Please land on Yusuke!) (Lands on Yusuke)
Yusuke: DAMN!
Kat: Pucker up, you Chick Magnet!
Keiko: He's MY chick magnet. Keep it in mind.
Kat: whatever (kisses Yusuke and he fights to get away. After ten seconds, he dose and Kat turns into a puddle of goo)
Yusuke: WATER! SOAP! TOOTHPASTE!
Me: here.
Yusuke: THANKS!
Me: while Yusuke washes up, you go, Selena!
Selena: WHOOPEE! (Spins and lands on Koenma)
Koenma: Yet! My first kiss from a girl! (Sprays stuff in his mouth and turns to teenage form)
Selena: I guess its ok if he is in teenage form! (Kisses Koenma)
Koenma: I gotta play this game more often!
Me: ok, I'll go next. (Spins and lands on Kuwabara.) Shit!
Kuwabara: I would have preferred Yukina, but I get to kiss the authoress! This is a once in a lifetime chance!
Me: ok, Kuwabara-Chan, close your eyes, pucker up, and get ready for the kiss of your life!
Kuwabara: (closes eyes and puckers up)
Me: (picks up frying pan coated with honey and whacks Kuwabara on the face)
Kuwabara: Wow! Shes a dynamite kisser! (Faints)
Me: o come on! Like I would really kiss him!
Kuwabara: (licks lips, still unconscious) mmmmm! Tastes like honey!
Me: EEEW! GROSS! Botan, your turn.
Botan: cool! (Spins and lands on Koenma)
Koenma: yes! I get to kiss my assistant! (Sprays more stuff)
Botan: lets do it lord Koenma! (Kiss for like 45 seconds)
Me: ok, enough!
Koenma: holly shit! What a kisser! (Melts into a puddle.)
Botan: DAMN! (Also melts)
Me: Keiko, your up!
(Yusuke appears by the fire again)
Keiko: ya! (Spins and lands on Yusuke) (Grabs Yusuke and kisses madly)
Me: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! STOP! THIS IS PG13 NOT X!
(They stop and both melt into a puddle)
Me: thank you. Now, your turn, Shizuru!
Shizuru: k! (Spins Bottle and lands on, Suuichi!)
Suuichi: oh ya! I get to kiss a total babe!
Shizuru: (O_O) ok, kid, let's get this over with!
Suuichi: ya! (Kiss for like, 3 seconds)
Shizuru: at least he's a kid, so its like kissing a boo boo.
Me: all right Yukina, Go for it!
(Kuwabara mysteriously becomes conches)
Yukina: Ok, (spins and lands on Kuwabara).
Kuwabara: YES!
Yukina: ok, Kazuma, let's go! (Kisses Kuwabara for like a whole minute)
Me: k, Yukina, your good.
Kuwabara: DAMN! GOOD KISSER! (Melts into a puddle)
Me: Ok, Genki, and your turn!
Yusuke: I feel sorry for the one who has to kiss the ancient one over there.
Genki: ok. (Spins and lands on lonely no more little review on a sugar high/rush)
Genki: lets get this over with. (Pecks review on the lips)
Review: I gotta go finish my card game with the others. Bye!
Me: your turn, Shori!
Shori: Perfect. (Spins and lands on JIN!)
Jin: uh oh! I never kiss no one before!
Shori: that's ok. (Kisses really quickly)
Me: k! Selestual, go!
Selestual: k! (Spins and lands on Poppy)
Poppy: uh.
Selestual: I am about to kiss a plant. There's something I don't do every day. (Kisses Poppy quickly)
Poppy: so that is what a kiss is like. I like it!
Me: PAY ATTENTION! THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK FOR A LATER CHAPTER! Don't worry Poppy, you will get a girlfriend. FQ and Kat are still puddles, so your turn, Selena!
(Selena spins and lands on little baby Josh!)
Selena: I get to kiss the precious baby! (Kisses josh on the cheek)
Me: my turn! (I spin and get Kurama)
Kurama: cool, she is the first fan to kiss me.
Me: (Lean close to Kurama and grab him and kiss him and everyone who is not a puddle has to pry me off of him) ahhhhhhhhhh! My first kiss ever! (Melts into a puddle) Selena: well, we better clean the others up! You just enjoy the fic!
Kurama Files A FEW MONTHS LATER:
"Come on, sweetheart! Walk to mommy!" said Selestual. Kate stood up and took a step to Selestual and fell, but Kurama caught her.
"Wow, she almost did it that time!" said Hiei.
"Ya, she and Josh should be walking soon. I'll take the kids with me today. The children love them and there's a field trip today." Said Kurama.
"Alright Hon. you should be off now! Let's get them in the car!" said Selestual.
"I'll get the diaper bag." Said Hiei.
"Thanks Hiei." Said Kurama.
"Oh, I found a job here in the human world, Kurama." Said Hiei.
"You did? What is it?" asked Kurama.
"I'm on the police force." Said Hiei.
"That's wonderful! When do you start?" asked Kurama.
"Next Tuesday." Said Hiei.
"That's great. Well, I've gotta be off." Said Kurama. He hopped into his emerald green Ford Expedition and drove off to the school.
He jumped out and took the twins out of the car, grabbed his briefcase and walked into his classroom. Room 365. The class was working on their morning practice sheets quietly and listening to the announcements.
"As you know, today we pick the teacher of the year. Fourth grades Mr. Minnamo!" said the principal. Kurama looked at his students who were cheering wildly.
"Mr. Minnamo, will you come to the office and get your certificate! While he is making his way down there, this is what his class wrote about him. Mr. Minnamo is a great teacher. He makes learning fun and we do lots of activities. He is kind, yet firm. He is understanding and patient. He stays to the lessons until we all understand. He gives everyone a chance to help and all of us are his favorite student and he is our favorite teacher." Said the principal.
"So, Mr. Minnamo, anything you would like to say?" asked the principal.
"Well, yes. I'd like to thank my class for being such wonderful and understanding students especially while my wife was having her babies. Other than that, I'm speechless." Said Kurama.
"You deserve this Mr. Minnamo. You have been teaching here for three long years." Said the Principal.
"Thank you." Said Kurama.
He headed back to the classroom to find everyone giving each other high fives and laughing.
"Ok, who wrote it?" laughed Kurama.
"All of us!" they chimed.
"You little stinkers." Said Kurama.
"You should have seen your face!" said his student milassa.
"Ya, I bet it was priceless." Laughed Kurama.
" And you won on the day of our field trip to the Japan Space Center!" said his student Luke.
"And look who I brought to join us." Said Kurama as he held up the twins.
"Yay!" chimed the class.
"Well, it's almost four! Get your lunch pails and drinks into the coolers and line up!" said Kurama.
"Let's see, umm, Luke and Lucy, I need you two to help me with the babies." Said Kurama. Each of them grabbed a twin and were about to head out to the bus when two men in black stepped into the room. They had guns in their hands.
"OK, EVERYONE FREEZE!" yelled the taller man.
"Kids, get behind Me. " said Kurama. They all ran behind their teacher.
The second man pushed the intercom.
"Hello this is room 365. We suggest that if you want to see the teacher of the year and his precious students alive, you cancel school today. No cops. Tell the other classrooms to evacuate the building now." He said.
"Attention Students. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the field trip has been canceled and school is also canceled because the fire alarms are being tested today. They are broken. Everyone can go home." Said the principal.
The students all left the building and more men appeared to make sure they were all gone.
"Ok, the place is empty." Said another man.
"Let me have my employee and students back." Said the principal.
"Not so fast girlie. We want fifty thousand for each of the little brats and for the teacher too." Said the man.
"What? But I don't have that much!" said the principal.
"Tell you what. Leave the building. We kill a brat for every hour we don't get the money." Said the man.
"Ok. Don't worry! I'll get you out of here, students." Said the Principal.
"Put me on the school speaker, lady." Said the man.
"Attention men! Let the principal out! Everyone else stays. If anyone try to get out, bring them here." Said the man.
"Now, get to your desks now. You. Teach. Now." Said the man.
"Ok." Said Kurama.
"Ignore the men, kids. Today, we will be studying the planet Jupiter. Take out your science books and turn to page 779 chapter ten." Said Kurama.
Kurama moved to the fireplace and lit it to help kick the cold out. Everyone was turned to the page and Kurama began reading.
"Jupiter is the fourth planet from the sun. It is the biggest planet and the planet made of only Gasses closest to the sun. It is known as the Gas Giant. From space, it is white, red, orange, brown, and yellow. It has a red spot on it that is actually a storm that never stoops hammering Jupiter's' surface. Jupiter is separated with earth Venus and Mars by a group of space rocks called the Astrid belt. Earth, Venus and Mars are known as the inner planets. Jupiter, Uranus, Saturn, Pluto, and the possible planet X are called the outer planets. Seara, you may read." Said Kurama. The class had settled down a bit and Seara began to read.
They had finished the chapter in an hour and the men took out their guns.
"It's been an hour and still no money. Who should we kill?" asked the taller man.
"How about this pretty little wench?" said the shorter man.
"Looks good." Said the man.
"Please no! Let go!" screamed the girl.
"UNHAND MY STUDENTS!" yelled Kurama.
"Oh, why?" asked the man.
"Because I'll rip your lungs out if you don't." said Kurama.
"Oh, I'm so scared! Do it." Said the shorter man as he held the girl. Kurama jumped up and shielded the girl with his body and got shot three times.
The students started screaming and crying. Kurama stood up and knocked the tall man out and grabbed the shorter man and hit him on the head.
"Mr. Minnamo! Are you ok? Asked the girl.
"Y-Yes. I'll be fine. Students, get your desks and put them agents the door." Said Kurama. The students did as they were told and Kurama began moving the rest of the furniture agents the door.
"Gather around kids." Said Kurama. The children sat in the middle of the room and Kurama got out a Video camera and put a towel over the security camera. He whispered "act like you're asleep for the camera." The students closed their eye and acted like they were asleep. Kurama set the video camera where the security camera was and acted like he was asleep. He shut the camera off and edited the footage on his laptop. He hooked the video camera to the security camera and turned the footage on. The footage played so it looked like the class was asleep to anyone who watched.
"Now, we are going to crawl through the ventilation system to the middle floor in the cafeteria. Get your back packs and be very quiet." Said Kurama. The kids nodded and got their things as quietly as possible. Kurama opened the ventilation system and got into in and pulled the kids up one by one.
Me: I'm back to normal! Well as normal as a blonde fox can be! How does u likes? Plez review!