ME: D.I. IS RED HOT! D.I. IS RED HOT! D.I. IS R-E-D RED H-O-T HOT! D.I. IS RED HOT!

Yukina: SHE GOT THAT WHEN HER WHOLE SCHOOL CHEERED HER DESTINATION IMAGIONATION TEAM ON TO THE REGINALS! SHE HATES ALL OF HER TEAMMATES BUT SWEET LITTLE THIRD GRADE ROBERT AND HATES ONE OF HER COACHES!

Selena: SHE SCARES ME!

Me: LET'S TAKE A CHANCE DO THE WEGGIE DANCE! (pulls her pants up to cartoonish hights)

FQ: ITS REPULSIVE!

(I'm dancing around with my pants still high)

Kat: good thing we found this tree to hide in.

Keiko: Ya.

Me: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(I tie my undies to a swing set pole and jump off)

Shizuru: and I thought my brother was discussing!

(I am now rummaging through the tent and I emerge with a smile. I tie something to a convienly placed flagpole and slide down.)

Me: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! (the thing on the flagpole are a pair of mens' thongs that have the pattern of the American flag and a matching bra)

I PLEDGE ALEGANCE TO HIEIS' UNDERGARMENTS!

All: THOSE ARE HIEIS!?

Me: I FOUND THEM IN HIS SUITCASE!

Yukina: either my brother is a pervert or he actually wears them.

(Untapped Hieis mouth)

Hiei: I'M JUST A PERVERT!

Yukina: thought so.

She doesn't own the songs or yyh!

Kurama Files

Kurama entered the room and the ogre left him. A young man with light brown hair with flecks of Grey was sitting there. He had extremely tattered clothes. He had an enormous black dog with him and an elderly man with a long white beard, a crooked nose, white hair and oval spectacles. Then there was a giant man. He had a frizzy black beard and matching hair. There were also two ladies with them. one looked in her 60s' and was plump and had Grey hair hidden by a pointed emerald hat. The other was tall and thin with brown hair in a tight bun atop her head.

The dog and the man with the light brown hair attacked him and he jumped. He sent out a plant to stop the dog while he dealt with the man. The dog turned into a human man with unruly black hair and dodged the vines. He looked tired and his clothes were in tatters.

The man raised a stick and yelled something and Kurama was sent hurling into the wall. He jumped up again and threw the man with the black hair to the ground and attacked the man with brown hair. Kurama was thrown into the wall again and lost conciseness.

He woke up a few seconds later to find the five people towering over him. He leapt to his feet and jumped away.

"Hold on there lad!" said the giant man. He held his hands out. Kurama stopped his attack and took a fighting stance just in case.

"We were only testing you to make shure you were fit to attend school." Said the woman.

"What school?" asked Kurama.

"Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Said the giant man.

"Didn't you get the letter? I sent the owl." Said the tall thin woman.

"Yes. I thought it was a prank." Said Kurama.

"Well, it wasn't. You're a wizard young man. We couldn't find you when it was time for your first year and that's why we attacked you." Said the old man with the white beard.

"He is the most powerful plant mange I have ever seen!" the plump lady remarked.

"Well, you are indeed ready for the fifth year. The other students will be able to help you in your studies." Said the man with the white beard.

"Albus, we have forgotten our manors! I am professor McGonagall. Vice head mistress of the school" Said the tall thin lady.

"I am professor Sprout. I teach herbioligy" Said the plump lady.

"I am Sirus Black, and your one hell of a fighter, kid." Said the man with black hair. Kurama thanked hiim and blushed.

"I am professor Lupin. X defense agenst the dark arts teacher." Said the man with brown hair.

"I'm Hagrid. Gamekeeper at the school." Said the giant man.

"And I am Albus Dumbledor. Headmaster at Hogwarts." Said the man with the white beard.

"pleased to meet you all. I am er, Suuichi Minnamo." Said Kurama.

"Nice to meet you." Everyone said.

"I will be coming to pick you up from your house to get your stuff in Diagon Ally on the 25th, k, Suuichi?" said Hagrid.

"Ok." Said Kurama.

"You all may go back to the castle now. I need to speak with the boy." Said Dumbledor.

"Yes sir." They all said and they vanished.

"that was cool." Said Kurama.

"You will learn to do that later. This is very important so listen carefully. Last year, the most evil wizard ever known was brought back to life. His name is Voldimort. Also known as Tom Riddle. He has already killed a student and we need you to help us protect the students. I know about your job here." Said Dumbledor.

"Wow. Well, I guess I can do that, sir." Said Kurama.

"Good. You will not be alone. Your friend Hiei along with his sister are also going." Said Dumbledor.

"Ok, I'll do it." said Kurama.

"One more thing. You must tell no one but your mother and brother. No one else or our world will be in danger.

"I already forgot." Said Kurama who twiddled his thumbs, cast his eyes to the ceiling and rocked back and forward on his heels.

"Good to hear. See you on the first." Said Dumbledor before he disappeared.

"That doesn't happen every day. I'll bet it doesn't even happen in Maki every day. I am a wizard. I'm a silver fox plant mange demon Wizard with some human. I'll bet I'm the strangest wizard there." Said Kurama.

"Oh, great. Mom'll love this" Kurama thought.

Me: (on Botans' oar) I'M A BITCH WITCH! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! NEXT TIME WE'LL HAVE TWO OF MY REAL BEST FRIENDS ON THE PARTY WITH ME! RAVEN AND JESSICA!

Kat: PLEASE REVIEW BEFORE SHE DECIDES THAT WE AER SOMETHING TO BE EATEN NOT PLAYED WITH!

FQ: YA! HER RABIDNESSITUS WILL GO AWAY IF WE GET SOME REVIEWS! AND EVEN THAT MAY NOT BE ENOUGH! WE MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE HER KURAMA!

Kurama: mmmmffh! Mmmmmfffff! (translation: Oh! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!)

Genki: what do you want to do?

Shori: we're in a tree. There's not much we can do except wait for the reviews to save us or Sarahs' friends to calm her down. Hopefully.

Suuichi: SOS! SAVE OUR SKINS! PLEASE! I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE!