Me: I'M A RABID BLONDE FOX WITCH DEMON THINGIE! MEET MY FRIENDS RAVIN (aka
clarissa) AND JESSICA! (aka elddir mot) ((tom Riddle spelled backwards.)
WELCOME MY ANIME OBSESSED FRIENDS!
(come out of nether space like O_O!)
Ravin: ARE WE THERE YET?
Jessica: YOU'VE BEEN ASKING ME THAT SCENCE LAST NIGHT WHEN I TOLD YOU!!!! AND YES WE AER HERE!
Me: YAY! GROUP HUG!
( Group hug)
Me: ITS GREAT TO HAVE YOU OVER THIS EVENING! COURTNY SHOULD BE COMING NEXT TIME !
Ravin: I'm ravin. The mysterious fire demoness. I f***** cuss a whole D*** lot!
Me: RAVIN! Lay off the cussing and I'll give you what you desire.
Ravin: you mean.
Me: yes. CHOCOLATE ICECREAM WITH COOKIE DOUGH!
Ravin: SHIT! DAMN! BASTARD! BITCH! I MEAN YAY!
Selena: IS SHE STILL RABID?
Me: (foaming @ the mouth) YES!
All: Shit.
Jess: Have you seen my brother? He forgot to put on clean underwear! Mom says he can't go take over the wizarding world without clean undergarments!
Me: no, Tommy isent here. (whispering) to all you readers out there, Jess thinks she is Tom riddles sister. Don't tell her he sucks, or call him Voldamort (plant dies) or the results will be unpleasant for all of us.
Jess: k. well then, I guess he went streaking with the death eaters again. It is Tuesday.
Me: ok. I THINK I CAN CONTROLL MYSELF FOR THE TIME BEING! YOU CAN COME DOWN!
Ravin: HIEI! (squeezes)
Hiei: RAVIN! (squeezes ass)
Ravin: HIEI! SMAK!
Hiei: (whispering) sexy!
Ravin: so my little flame, what shall we do now that we have been reunited?
Hiei: HAVE SWEET SNOW!
Me: SWEET SNOW SKITTLES AND COOKIE DOUGH!
Selena: YAY! SKITTLES!
Me: hey jess, look who's here.
Jess: JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! (SQUEEZE)
Jin: JESS! (SQUEEZE)
Me: were all happy. Ficcy time! I whish I owned Kuramas' ass but I don't! (sob!) I don't own yyh or Harry potter! Bye!
Kurama Files
"I was wondering when they would tell you." Said Shori.
"WHAT! YOU KNEW ALL ALONG?!" yelled Kurama.
"Yes. I'm a witch. Your human father was a wizard. I don't know, but I think you are a full blooded wizard. No way to tell for sure." Said Shori.
"Cool! My brother is a wizard!" said Suuichi.
"ya. Cool. Mother, did you hear about, er, You-know-who?" asked Kurama.
"No." said Shori nervously.
"Well, He's back." Said Kurama.
"Oh, no." said Shori. She looked ready to faint.
"I leave in one week, mother." Said Suuichi.
"Be careful, Suuichi. I don't want to loose you." Said Shori.
"I will mother." Said Kurama.
"I need to talk to you. Suuichi, will you please go play?" said Shori.
"Ya, mom." Said Suuichi. He left and went to the park.
"The dark lord killed your father, Suuichi. I was not a target. Your father was a very powerful wizard and he gathered up the best of the best wizards and faced him, but he was killed. All of them were. Be careful my son." Said Shori. She hugged her oldest son gently.
"I will mother. I will." Said Kurama.
"Hello, Shori! Long time no see!" said Hagrid.
"My, Hagrid! You have changed a lot!" said Shori.
"So have you! Your as lovely as ever!" said Hagrid.
"Oh, your just saying that." Said Shori.
"Is Suuichi ready to leave?" asked Hagrid.
"Yes. I'm ready, Hagrid." Said Kurama.
"Bye Onii-Kun!" yelled Suuichi.
"Bye Suuichi-san! You're the man of the house now! Protect mother for me!" said Kurama.
"Yes sir!" said Suuichi. He had never been called that before.
"You be careful Suuichi. I love you!" said Shori.
"I will! Love you too, mom!" said Kurama as the Bus drove away.
"You have a nice family. Your mom and I use to be classmates and we are still good friends." Said Hagrid.
"That's neat. So, this isn't an ordinary bus, is it." said Kurama.
"how did you know?" asked Hagrid.
"I just have a nose for this stuff." Said Kurama. The truth was it reeked magic.
"Huh, Well, we should be there in minute." Said Hagrid.
"Wow, all the way to London in half an hour. This bus is amazing."
"Here we go." Said Hagrid. He tapped the bricks and the doorway to Diagon Ally appeared.
"Wow." Was all Kurama could say.
"First stop, Greengots, the Wizards' bank." Said Hagrid. He took out a bag of Galleons and then they went to Ollivanders' Wand Shop.
"Try this one, Mr. Minnamo. 10 inches, Beachwood, unicorn hair. And for Mr. Hiei, palm, 8 inches, mermaid scale." Said Ollivander. They waved their wands and books began assaulting them. Mr Ollivander made it stop thought.
"I don't think so. Try, Rosewood, 16 inches, fox tear, and for Mr. Hiei, Beachwood, six inches, Dragon heartstring. " He said. They waved the wands and a surge of power ran through their veins.
"Most interesting. You're the first ever to have fox tears in the core of your wand." Said Mr. Ollivander.
I should tell him I'm a fox demon. That would blow him. Kurama thought.
"Well, now we should get you a pet." Said Hagrid.
"I think she will work." Said Hiei as he picked out a black barn owl with amber eyes.
"That one looks good." Said Hagrid.
"Wow. That one lookes good." Said Kurama as he pointed to a barn owl that was brown and speckled. It had green eyes.
"That is a fine looking animal." Said Hagrid.
"Lets get it." said Kurama.
"What will you name her?" asked Kurama.
"I thin I'll name her Lesly." Said Kurama.
"Cute." Said Hagrid. Lesly gave a hoot of approval on her name.
"What about you, Hiei?" asked Kurama.
"Sani (Sau-nee) will do." Said Hiei.
"Now to get your books. Then you can meet a few friends of mine." Said Hagrid.
"Sounds good." Said Kurama.
(come out of nether space like O_O!)
Ravin: ARE WE THERE YET?
Jessica: YOU'VE BEEN ASKING ME THAT SCENCE LAST NIGHT WHEN I TOLD YOU!!!! AND YES WE AER HERE!
Me: YAY! GROUP HUG!
( Group hug)
Me: ITS GREAT TO HAVE YOU OVER THIS EVENING! COURTNY SHOULD BE COMING NEXT TIME !
Ravin: I'm ravin. The mysterious fire demoness. I f***** cuss a whole D*** lot!
Me: RAVIN! Lay off the cussing and I'll give you what you desire.
Ravin: you mean.
Me: yes. CHOCOLATE ICECREAM WITH COOKIE DOUGH!
Ravin: SHIT! DAMN! BASTARD! BITCH! I MEAN YAY!
Selena: IS SHE STILL RABID?
Me: (foaming @ the mouth) YES!
All: Shit.
Jess: Have you seen my brother? He forgot to put on clean underwear! Mom says he can't go take over the wizarding world without clean undergarments!
Me: no, Tommy isent here. (whispering) to all you readers out there, Jess thinks she is Tom riddles sister. Don't tell her he sucks, or call him Voldamort (plant dies) or the results will be unpleasant for all of us.
Jess: k. well then, I guess he went streaking with the death eaters again. It is Tuesday.
Me: ok. I THINK I CAN CONTROLL MYSELF FOR THE TIME BEING! YOU CAN COME DOWN!
Ravin: HIEI! (squeezes)
Hiei: RAVIN! (squeezes ass)
Ravin: HIEI! SMAK!
Hiei: (whispering) sexy!
Ravin: so my little flame, what shall we do now that we have been reunited?
Hiei: HAVE SWEET SNOW!
Me: SWEET SNOW SKITTLES AND COOKIE DOUGH!
Selena: YAY! SKITTLES!
Me: hey jess, look who's here.
Jess: JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! JIN! (SQUEEZE)
Jin: JESS! (SQUEEZE)
Me: were all happy. Ficcy time! I whish I owned Kuramas' ass but I don't! (sob!) I don't own yyh or Harry potter! Bye!
Kurama Files
"I was wondering when they would tell you." Said Shori.
"WHAT! YOU KNEW ALL ALONG?!" yelled Kurama.
"Yes. I'm a witch. Your human father was a wizard. I don't know, but I think you are a full blooded wizard. No way to tell for sure." Said Shori.
"Cool! My brother is a wizard!" said Suuichi.
"ya. Cool. Mother, did you hear about, er, You-know-who?" asked Kurama.
"No." said Shori nervously.
"Well, He's back." Said Kurama.
"Oh, no." said Shori. She looked ready to faint.
"I leave in one week, mother." Said Suuichi.
"Be careful, Suuichi. I don't want to loose you." Said Shori.
"I will mother." Said Kurama.
"I need to talk to you. Suuichi, will you please go play?" said Shori.
"Ya, mom." Said Suuichi. He left and went to the park.
"The dark lord killed your father, Suuichi. I was not a target. Your father was a very powerful wizard and he gathered up the best of the best wizards and faced him, but he was killed. All of them were. Be careful my son." Said Shori. She hugged her oldest son gently.
"I will mother. I will." Said Kurama.
"Hello, Shori! Long time no see!" said Hagrid.
"My, Hagrid! You have changed a lot!" said Shori.
"So have you! Your as lovely as ever!" said Hagrid.
"Oh, your just saying that." Said Shori.
"Is Suuichi ready to leave?" asked Hagrid.
"Yes. I'm ready, Hagrid." Said Kurama.
"Bye Onii-Kun!" yelled Suuichi.
"Bye Suuichi-san! You're the man of the house now! Protect mother for me!" said Kurama.
"Yes sir!" said Suuichi. He had never been called that before.
"You be careful Suuichi. I love you!" said Shori.
"I will! Love you too, mom!" said Kurama as the Bus drove away.
"You have a nice family. Your mom and I use to be classmates and we are still good friends." Said Hagrid.
"That's neat. So, this isn't an ordinary bus, is it." said Kurama.
"how did you know?" asked Hagrid.
"I just have a nose for this stuff." Said Kurama. The truth was it reeked magic.
"Huh, Well, we should be there in minute." Said Hagrid.
"Wow, all the way to London in half an hour. This bus is amazing."
"Here we go." Said Hagrid. He tapped the bricks and the doorway to Diagon Ally appeared.
"Wow." Was all Kurama could say.
"First stop, Greengots, the Wizards' bank." Said Hagrid. He took out a bag of Galleons and then they went to Ollivanders' Wand Shop.
"Try this one, Mr. Minnamo. 10 inches, Beachwood, unicorn hair. And for Mr. Hiei, palm, 8 inches, mermaid scale." Said Ollivander. They waved their wands and books began assaulting them. Mr Ollivander made it stop thought.
"I don't think so. Try, Rosewood, 16 inches, fox tear, and for Mr. Hiei, Beachwood, six inches, Dragon heartstring. " He said. They waved the wands and a surge of power ran through their veins.
"Most interesting. You're the first ever to have fox tears in the core of your wand." Said Mr. Ollivander.
I should tell him I'm a fox demon. That would blow him. Kurama thought.
"Well, now we should get you a pet." Said Hagrid.
"I think she will work." Said Hiei as he picked out a black barn owl with amber eyes.
"That one looks good." Said Hagrid.
"Wow. That one lookes good." Said Kurama as he pointed to a barn owl that was brown and speckled. It had green eyes.
"That is a fine looking animal." Said Hagrid.
"Lets get it." said Kurama.
"What will you name her?" asked Kurama.
"I thin I'll name her Lesly." Said Kurama.
"Cute." Said Hagrid. Lesly gave a hoot of approval on her name.
"What about you, Hiei?" asked Kurama.
"Sani (Sau-nee) will do." Said Hiei.
"Now to get your books. Then you can meet a few friends of mine." Said Hagrid.
"Sounds good." Said Kurama.