Me: ONCE, MY COUSIN FARTED IN MY AUNTS' CAR AND ALL THE WINDOWS WERE DOWN AND MY COUSIN BEHIND HIM PASSED OUT! (a true story! No lies!)

Selena: NOW THAT'S RANDOM!

Ravin: sarah, did you go insane again?

Me: YEP!

Jess: on the count of three. One, THREE!

(both grab me and put my in straight jacket)

Ravin: now, if your good, we wont send you to the funny farm. If your bad, you will go visit your brother and sister and our siblings as well.

Me: ILL BE GOOD! JUST DON'T LOCK ME IN WITH MY BITCH SISTER AND ANNOYING BROTHER AND YOUR SIBLINGS TOO! I'LL GO NUTS!

Jess: that's the idea.

FQ: is it safe to come down?

Me: do de do de da de da!

Ravin: ya. She's good.

Kat: YAY!

Hiei: so, that loser Voldimort isent coming? Good.

Me: oh shit.

Jess: his.name.isent.Voldimort.and .he.is.not..a.LOSER! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Me: RUN! TNT HAS TAKEN CONTROOL!

Hiei: whos TNT?

Me: HER EVIL SIDE! SHE HAS A NICE SIDE AND AN EVIL SIDE LIKE LAUNCH ON DBZ!

Hiei: Launch is HOT pissed.

Ravin: (clears throat and glares daggers)

Hiei: (sweatdrop) OFV COURSE I LIKE YOU MUCH MORE! YOUR TEN TIMES HOTTER THAN HER AND YOU COULD FLAME BROIL HER ASS ANY DAY!

Ravin: I thought so.

Me: back to the fic!

Kurama Files

"So Hagrid, who are these friends of yours?" asked Kurama. A special spell had been placed on him so that he looked around the age of a fifth year student.

"They are students at Hogwarts. They are really nice. You will like them. Hermione can help you. She is the best witch in her year in my opinion. There's no spell to complex for her." Said Hagrid.

"She sounds interesting." Said Kurama.

"HAGRID! There you are!" yelled a boy with thick glasses, green eyes, and unruly jet black hair.

"Hello Harry." Said Hagrid.

"Hello, I'm Suuichi Minnamo." Said Kurama.

"Hi, I'm Harry Potter." Said Harry.

"Hiei, are you going to introduce yourself or do I have to do it?" asked Kurama.

"Names Hiei." Said Hiei.

"I'm Ron Weasly." Said a boy with freckles, worn Robes and red hair.

"and I'm Hermione Granger." Said a girl with bushy brown hair.

"I've heard about you from Hagrid." Said Kurama.

"Huh, Usually, its Harry who gets heard of." Laughed Hermione.

"Oh, why?" asked Kurama.

"Your telling me you seriously don't know?" asked Ron.

"I haven't a clue." Said Kurama.

"He is the boy who defeated, you-know-who." Said Hermione.

"Wow. I heard that you-know-who was really strong. He had to have been if he.never mind." Said Kurama.

"If he what?" asked Harry.

"Well, he killed my dad. I never even knew him." Said Kurama.

"Oh, my parents also got killed by him." Said Harry.

"So, Do you live with Muggles?" asked Ron.

"I beg your pardon? What is a Muggle?" asked Kurama.

"Non-magical folk." Said Ron.

"Oh, Just my younger step brother." Said Kurama.

"So I take it your mom's a witch." Said Harry.

"Yes. She is." Said Kurama.

"Well, We had better get back to the Leaky Cauldron. It's late." Said Hagrid.

"Ya, Mum and Dad will worry." Said Ron.

"Let's go." Said Hermione.

"So, is this your first year?" asked Ron.

"Yes, but I'll be with you in the fifth years. I might have to stay here longer than planned." Said Kurama.

"I don't get it." said Ron.

"It's nothing." Said Hiei.

"So, are you transferring from another school?" asked Harry.

"Yes. We are. They couldn't cope with our special powers." Said Kurama.

"What are you talking about?" asked Ron.

"Watch this." Said Kurama. He took a plant Rons' parents had been trying to grow (it looked like it would burst into ash at any moment) and touched it. he closed his eyes and his finger began to glow. The plant began coming back to life until it was almost ready to transplant.

"Wow. That was so cool! You can manipulate flora?" asked Hermione.

"What can you do Hiei?" asked Ron.

"This." Said Hiei. He pointed to the fire place and it burst into flames.

"COOL! You control fire!" said Harry.

"That is bloody awesome!" said Ron.

"Thanks." Said Hiei.

"Maybe this wont be half bad." Said Hiei.

"Told you." Said Kurama.

Me: NEXT CHAPPIE, THEY GET ON THE TRAIN TO GO TO SCHOOL! YAY! REVIEW! DON'T FLAME!