Hello Dolly
Written, Spell Checked,& Posted by:
SlingShotRubberDucky
SlingShot:(Singing Escaflowne's theme song 'Yubiwa' in Japanese)
Namida ga ato kara afuradashite
Saigo no egao ga nijinde mienai no Ikanaide Ikanaide koko ni ite
Duo:?? What did you say?
SS: Here I'll sing it in english::
As my tears keep overflowing I can't see your last smile through the blur
Don't go! Don't go! Stay with me!
Duo:(Slowly backs away)
SS: What you don't like Escaflowne??? It's an kinda ok movie, if you don't count the gore. I watched with the japanese dubbing, and I kinda understood some of it.
Duo: It's full of blood and gore, and you LIKE it??
SS: Yeah, sorta, kinda, not really, the Japanese have a fascination with poorly animated blood and fire. But I liked the songs. Why?
Duo: Never Mind...
Sling: Whatever,(Chugs down a mug of HIGHLY-CAFFINATED(is that how you spell it)COFFEE!!)*Burp* 'scuse me.
Duo: You pig.
SS: Like as if you have more manners.*Burp* 'scuse me again.*Hicccup* That hurt.*Hiccup*
Duo: Just start the ficcy, and forget the manners!
SS: Okay,*Hiccup* but first I wanna thank Softballsister and Julia Mawwell 1 *Hiccup* for the reviews. I *Hiccup* would've posted this earlier, but my computer was on the fritz again.
Disclaimer: Don't bother suing me, I own NOTHING!!
*goes into evil laughing fit, and suddenly falls over dead*
SS: DUO!!
Duo:*starts to look guilty* ummm...what??
SS: You poisoned my disclaimer!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Duo: Hey, your hiccups are gone!
SS: Who cares, I'm still gonna kill you!!(Lunges at Duo)
Duo: On with the story!(Runs like a Kosher chicken with its head chopped off)
Chappie 2 Sickbay
(Duo's POV)
'Hmmm, did she go this way, or that way??' I looked down the two halls, that's when I felt blood drip over my upper lip.'Oh yeah, I better go get this cleaned up.'
I walked down the one hall that led to the sickbay. I read the numbers and lables as I searched for my destination.
'Hmmm, there's the vistor center and the experimental cryogenics, umm... the bathrooms, and alright, the sickbay.' I opened the door to the room and entered.
There lying on an examination table was Yume. A few doctors and nurses stood above her, cleaning the gash on her forehead.
I saw Yume wince and hold in a scream when the one doctor took a rubbing alchohol covered cloth from a nurse and scrubbed out her wound, cleaning out any harmful bactieria. (A/N Rubbing Alchohol BURNS like heck!!!)
"Excuse me," I hadn't noticed the nurse walk up to me."Can I help you at all, sir?"
"Yeah," I finally found the ability to take my eyes off of Yume."I think I broke my nose."
"Okay, come with me," the nurse led me to a table."Sit down here."
I did as she said and sat down, as soon as I did she checked my nose.
"Oh, no. You didn't break it, but you bruised it pretty nicely. It will be oddly colored for a while," the nurse pointed to a room."You can clean the blood off your face in there."
"Uhh, thanks," I entered what must've been a bathroom.
(Normal POV)
Duo entered the small room the nurse had pointed to, there were two sinks, cabinets, etc.etc.
He turned on the sink faucet and cupping his hands, he filled them with water, then splashed his face getting his face, hair, and the floor wet.
"Oh man, where's a towel when you need one?" Duo said frusterated as he looked for a washcloth or something to clean up the crystal clear water.
"Looking for one of these?" someone held a towel out to Duo.
"Yeah, thanks, " Duo looked to the person with the fluffy, white towel. "Hello Yume!"
"Hey, it's you, Duo right?" Yume put the towel in Duo's hand. " Here, see you later Duce."(A/N Duce: Yume's new nickname for our beloved thief)
"Why'd you call me that?" Duo asked as Yume started to turn around.
"Well, all my friends have nicknames, and I like you so you're going to be my friend,"Yume began to leave, but slipped in the puddle Duo had made. She would've smacked her forehead on the marble counter, if Duo hadn't been standing there.
In on swift movement, Duo caught Yume in his arms. Yume looked up at him, her cheeks turning from tan to cherry red in a blush.
"Hmm... you're cute," Duo looked carefully at the girl he was holding. Yume's face turned from a blush to a glare.
"I hate that word!" she growled.
"Okay, how 'bout adorable?" Duo asked innocence shown in his eyes.
"Keep going, I don't like adorable either," Yume shook he head, her hair moved as she did.
"Ummm, gorgeous?" Duo still held Yume, who cringed.
"NO! It sounds like a bad word," Yume stated. "Very bad word.
"Sexy?" Duo tilted his head, cutely.
"AHHH! HECK NO!!!" Yume jumped a little.
"Okay fine, what do you want me to call you?" an idea suddenly popped into Duo's mind."I know. What does your name mean?"
"My name is Japanese for dream," Yume answered proudly.
"Okay, how would you like it if I called you Dreamy?" Duo put on an innocent smile.
"Works for me," Yumestarted to push away from the long haired boy. She slipped again, pulling Duo down with her."Eekkk!!"
Duo ended up on top of Yume , who was to shocked to move.
"Ummm, I gotta go," Duo blushed getting off of the stunned girl."Need a hand?"
Yume took the hand that Duo offered to her, she felt herself getting pulled off the floor.
"Uhhh...see you a little later, Dreamy," Duo turned and walked away.
"Yeah, bye," Yume watched Duo's retreating figure, 'til he walked out of the sickbay. Then she whispered to no one but herself."Hmmm...he's cute."
TBC... _______________________________________________________________ REVIEW PLEASE
SS: SlingShot here, Duo can't talk right now people. I tied him to a chair and duct taped his mouth shut. Duct tape: the handy man's(Or girls) secret weapon*I watched the Red-Green Show to many times*
Duo: MnnnMhhhhHmmmmMmmmmm Mmmmh!!!!!
SS:Hey you sound like me when my beak goes flying!(Read InuYasha's Dilema for an explanation) Hmmm I need a way to torture you, Duo. Hey I just got an idea. Ohh ladies!!*Thousands of fangirls come crashing through SlingShot's attic(my computer is in my attic) door*
Duo:*Eyes bug out when he sees the fan girls* Mmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FanGirls: DUO!!!!!!!!!!*run and grab him, pick him up and run out the attic door with him, then leaving the house completely*
SS: Aww, my little boy is all grown up*wipes away fake tears* I'm so proud of him. I always wanted to say that sarcasticly.
Duo:(after 10 minutes comes running through the attic door, locking it cloths in shreds) I*gasp*REALLY *gasp* didn't *gasp* like *gasp* that *passes out falling on to the floor face first*
SS:Anyway Please push that little blueish button on the bottom left of the screen and Review.
SlingShot:(Singing Escaflowne's theme song 'Yubiwa' in Japanese)
Namida ga ato kara afuradashite
Saigo no egao ga nijinde mienai no Ikanaide Ikanaide koko ni ite
Duo:?? What did you say?
SS: Here I'll sing it in english::
As my tears keep overflowing I can't see your last smile through the blur
Don't go! Don't go! Stay with me!
Duo:(Slowly backs away)
SS: What you don't like Escaflowne??? It's an kinda ok movie, if you don't count the gore. I watched with the japanese dubbing, and I kinda understood some of it.
Duo: It's full of blood and gore, and you LIKE it??
SS: Yeah, sorta, kinda, not really, the Japanese have a fascination with poorly animated blood and fire. But I liked the songs. Why?
Duo: Never Mind...
Sling: Whatever,(Chugs down a mug of HIGHLY-CAFFINATED(is that how you spell it)COFFEE!!)*Burp* 'scuse me.
Duo: You pig.
SS: Like as if you have more manners.*Burp* 'scuse me again.*Hicccup* That hurt.*Hiccup*
Duo: Just start the ficcy, and forget the manners!
SS: Okay,*Hiccup* but first I wanna thank Softballsister and Julia Mawwell 1 *Hiccup* for the reviews. I *Hiccup* would've posted this earlier, but my computer was on the fritz again.
Disclaimer: Don't bother suing me, I own NOTHING!!
*goes into evil laughing fit, and suddenly falls over dead*
SS: DUO!!
Duo:*starts to look guilty* ummm...what??
SS: You poisoned my disclaimer!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Duo: Hey, your hiccups are gone!
SS: Who cares, I'm still gonna kill you!!(Lunges at Duo)
Duo: On with the story!(Runs like a Kosher chicken with its head chopped off)
Chappie 2 Sickbay
(Duo's POV)
'Hmmm, did she go this way, or that way??' I looked down the two halls, that's when I felt blood drip over my upper lip.'Oh yeah, I better go get this cleaned up.'
I walked down the one hall that led to the sickbay. I read the numbers and lables as I searched for my destination.
'Hmmm, there's the vistor center and the experimental cryogenics, umm... the bathrooms, and alright, the sickbay.' I opened the door to the room and entered.
There lying on an examination table was Yume. A few doctors and nurses stood above her, cleaning the gash on her forehead.
I saw Yume wince and hold in a scream when the one doctor took a rubbing alchohol covered cloth from a nurse and scrubbed out her wound, cleaning out any harmful bactieria. (A/N Rubbing Alchohol BURNS like heck!!!)
"Excuse me," I hadn't noticed the nurse walk up to me."Can I help you at all, sir?"
"Yeah," I finally found the ability to take my eyes off of Yume."I think I broke my nose."
"Okay, come with me," the nurse led me to a table."Sit down here."
I did as she said and sat down, as soon as I did she checked my nose.
"Oh, no. You didn't break it, but you bruised it pretty nicely. It will be oddly colored for a while," the nurse pointed to a room."You can clean the blood off your face in there."
"Uhh, thanks," I entered what must've been a bathroom.
(Normal POV)
Duo entered the small room the nurse had pointed to, there were two sinks, cabinets, etc.etc.
He turned on the sink faucet and cupping his hands, he filled them with water, then splashed his face getting his face, hair, and the floor wet.
"Oh man, where's a towel when you need one?" Duo said frusterated as he looked for a washcloth or something to clean up the crystal clear water.
"Looking for one of these?" someone held a towel out to Duo.
"Yeah, thanks, " Duo looked to the person with the fluffy, white towel. "Hello Yume!"
"Hey, it's you, Duo right?" Yume put the towel in Duo's hand. " Here, see you later Duce."(A/N Duce: Yume's new nickname for our beloved thief)
"Why'd you call me that?" Duo asked as Yume started to turn around.
"Well, all my friends have nicknames, and I like you so you're going to be my friend,"Yume began to leave, but slipped in the puddle Duo had made. She would've smacked her forehead on the marble counter, if Duo hadn't been standing there.
In on swift movement, Duo caught Yume in his arms. Yume looked up at him, her cheeks turning from tan to cherry red in a blush.
"Hmm... you're cute," Duo looked carefully at the girl he was holding. Yume's face turned from a blush to a glare.
"I hate that word!" she growled.
"Okay, how 'bout adorable?" Duo asked innocence shown in his eyes.
"Keep going, I don't like adorable either," Yume shook he head, her hair moved as she did.
"Ummm, gorgeous?" Duo still held Yume, who cringed.
"NO! It sounds like a bad word," Yume stated. "Very bad word.
"Sexy?" Duo tilted his head, cutely.
"AHHH! HECK NO!!!" Yume jumped a little.
"Okay fine, what do you want me to call you?" an idea suddenly popped into Duo's mind."I know. What does your name mean?"
"My name is Japanese for dream," Yume answered proudly.
"Okay, how would you like it if I called you Dreamy?" Duo put on an innocent smile.
"Works for me," Yumestarted to push away from the long haired boy. She slipped again, pulling Duo down with her."Eekkk!!"
Duo ended up on top of Yume , who was to shocked to move.
"Ummm, I gotta go," Duo blushed getting off of the stunned girl."Need a hand?"
Yume took the hand that Duo offered to her, she felt herself getting pulled off the floor.
"Uhhh...see you a little later, Dreamy," Duo turned and walked away.
"Yeah, bye," Yume watched Duo's retreating figure, 'til he walked out of the sickbay. Then she whispered to no one but herself."Hmmm...he's cute."
TBC... _______________________________________________________________ REVIEW PLEASE
SS: SlingShot here, Duo can't talk right now people. I tied him to a chair and duct taped his mouth shut. Duct tape: the handy man's(Or girls) secret weapon*I watched the Red-Green Show to many times*
Duo: MnnnMhhhhHmmmmMmmmmm Mmmmh!!!!!
SS:Hey you sound like me when my beak goes flying!(Read InuYasha's Dilema for an explanation) Hmmm I need a way to torture you, Duo. Hey I just got an idea. Ohh ladies!!*Thousands of fangirls come crashing through SlingShot's attic(my computer is in my attic) door*
Duo:*Eyes bug out when he sees the fan girls* Mmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FanGirls: DUO!!!!!!!!!!*run and grab him, pick him up and run out the attic door with him, then leaving the house completely*
SS: Aww, my little boy is all grown up*wipes away fake tears* I'm so proud of him. I always wanted to say that sarcasticly.
Duo:(after 10 minutes comes running through the attic door, locking it cloths in shreds) I*gasp*REALLY *gasp* didn't *gasp* like *gasp* that *passes out falling on to the floor face first*
SS:Anyway Please push that little blueish button on the bottom left of the screen and Review.