3. Trowa's space problems:
Trowa and Midii had been married for only two weeks. In fact, they've just moved into their new apartment after their honeymoon in some L-4 colony resort owned by the Winner Corporation.
They started to get all the things out from the boxes. It was unbelievable how many things they had managed to gather! Trowa doubted that there would be enough space for all of it.
Midii offered to start unpacking the bedroom boxes while Trowa was unpacking the living room ones.
He first opened the box containing his books. The first to come out was, 'How to befriend wild beasts in 10 easy steps', the next one was, 'The art of knife dodging'…
Once he was finished there, he started with the kitchen boxes.
It was quite strange. Midii had been very quiet. Trowa was beginning to worry so he decided to go upstairs.
He found his wife emptying the boxes from the bathroom.
"Is everything ok?" asked Trowa.
"Sure. I'm almost finished here. How are you doing downstairs?" replied Midii.
"Oh, I'm finished. Now we have the boxes for the garage but, we can unpack that later," said Trowa.
"Ah, ok. Babe, you can find your things on the bed, so if you want you can start putting your clothes away while I finish here," said Midii.
"Ok, I'll do that," Trowa said heading to their room.
As Midii had told him, he did find his clothes neatly folded on their bed. He opened the wardrobe. It was all already full except a tiny section of one of the shelves and a drawer.
He moved to the shoe rack. Again, all full. Midii had left space only for two pairs of shoes.
"Midii…honey…" said Trowa shouting so Midii could hear him.
"What?" he heard her reply.
"Baby, could you come here, please?" asked Trowa.
Surely this was a mistake. Midii had miscalculated the space used. He could easily ask her to move things around a little so he would have his fair share of the space.
"What's wrong?" asked Midii once she got to their room.
"Well…see, I've found only a small portion of the shelf empty and a drawer…" said Trowa certain that the issue would be solved in no time at all.
"So?" was his wife's shocking reply.
"Well, I don't think I have enough space…" started saying Trowa.
"Yes you do, you've got plenty of space, besides, I have more clothes than you do so I need more space," said Midii matter-of-factly.
"Yes but…" said Trowa losing hope.
"Baby, you don't really want to start an argument already, do you?" asked Midii looking at him with puppy eyes.
"Well…no…but…" started saying Trowa.
"Then, I don't see what the problem is. I personally think that with the amount of clothes you have, that portion of shelf and the drawer is plenty enough space…" said Midii. Then she went to the wardrobe and started moving some of her things around, and said:
"Ok…to show you how good hearted I am, you can have also the rest of the shelf. Happy? Now you have a WHOLE shelf and a WHOLE drawer ALL for you…".
With this, she just left the room to go to finish unpacking the bathroom stuff.
Trowa sighted and started putting his clothes away as well as he could. Once he had finished doing that, he went to the bathroom to start sorting his things out there.
Then he saw it: Midii had already invaded the entire bathroom cupboard and had left him with a grand total of one small drawer and a third of the mirror's glass shelf.
Trowa sighted again and try to keep cool.
He finished fairly soon and went downstairs. What he found there, was too much:
His wife, with nonchalance, was removing all his books from the shelf he had chosen.
Trowa, not being able to cope with it any longer, just left the apartment mumbling something similar to:
"BabyI'mgonnafeedthelions…".
NEXT: Quatre hates shopping
A/N: Big thanks to all reviewers. I wanted to say sorry to all the G-Gals fans. I know I am picturing them as selfish heartless bitches, but, let's admit it, sometimes we can be…well, a bit of a challenge.
So, this is dedicated to all men that manage, more or less, to cope with us…