Hello Dolly
Written, SpellChecked, & Posted by:
SlingShotRubberDucky
Sry, people. I would've finished and posted this chappie earlier but while I was writing it my brain decided to return to that hollow spot between my ears and behind my eyes, heh heh.
Lady SlingShot: Okay, there shall be no convo right now...
Duo: Why not???? You don't like me???
Lady SS: Maybe, most likely not the reason. I just want people to read the ficcy and not our convo's. *HEY PEOPLE!!! I'm lying!! I like it when you read the convo's!!!!!^_^ *
Duo: But, people get to know what crazy stuff you talk about or sing.
Lady SS:*Gets EVIL grin* Namida ga ato kara afuradashite!!
Duo: NOO!!!!!!! NOT YUBIWA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs away screaming*(hey my sister does that when I sing Yubiwa, but she LOVES the song 'Sora'. I wonder why???^_^ )
Lady SS:*Acting to innocent for comfort* Oh well I guess I'll just start the ficcy...
Disclaimer: Repeat after me, I own nada(Ahhh...Short, sweet, and to the point ^^)
Chappie 3 Drooling Duo
"Well hello Dolly, lookin' swell Dolly," Yume sang in the shower.
"AHHH!!!! Make it stop!! Make it stop!!!" Quatre ran down the hall outside of Yume's room. Forgetting he was only in a towel. Quatre found Doctor V working on some new gizmo."Hey Doc Make it stop!!! Make her stop singing!!!!!!!"
The doctor didn't seem to notice Quatre's frantic yelling. That is until Quatre tapped him on the shoulder. The doc pulled some ear-plugs from his ears.
"Hmmm... what???" Doc V looked down at the blond haired boy."AHHH!!!!!"
Doctor V was shocked and slightly embarassed at the sight of Quatre in a towel.
"Boy, get some clothes on!" the doc exclaimed. The door of Yume's room opened. A fog of steam clouded the room.
"What's all the screamin' about?" Yume emerged from her room, tying her bathrobe. Duo, who had been watching Quatre run around like an idiot, couldn't help but stare.
"Who-o-oa!" Duo started drooling. Trowa, Heero, and Wufei walked by the four in the hallway.
"Ugh..." Trowa fainted as soon as he saw Yume in her knee length bathrobe.
"AHHHH!!!!!!!" Heero turned his head and covered his face.
"Arghh...women," Wufei only rolled his eyes.
"Ummm... Duo looks like you could use a towel," Yume looked at the puddle of drool pooling at Duo's feet."I'll be right back."
Yume went back to her room, disappearing into the bathroom. She came back with a dark blue towel. She handed it to Duo who wiped the drool off his face with it. When he was done, he tossed it on Trowa's head.
"Uhh...what hit me?" Trowa stirred, eyes opening.
"The sight of Yume in a bathrobe," Duo grinned."That was kinda like in the sickbay."
"What happened in the sickbay?" Heero asked suspiciously.
"Umm...you tell this one Duo, I gotta go get dressed, bye!" Yume quickly disappeared once more behind the door of her room, locking it shut.
"Well, we're waiting. Talk or we'll torture you 'til you spill!" Quatre threatened, holding up his towel with one hand, clenching his other into a fist in Duo's face.
"Hey Quat? I thought you were the pacifist of the five of us, did you and Wufei switch bodies or somethin'?" Duo chuckled nervously, backing into the wall, the other four blocked off all of his escape routes.
"Talk Maxwell!" Wufei glared slamming his fist into his palm. Duo's eyes widened, he fell to the floor, cowering on his knees, covering his head with his arms.
"OK!!YumeandIsaweachotherearlierinthesickbaywhenIwenttoseeifmynosewasbrokenI wenttowashthebloodoffmynoseandfaceandIwaslookingforatoweltocleanupthewatert hatgotonthe floorshecameingavemeatowelwetalkedsheturnedtoleaveandslippedinthewaterIcaugh therbeforeshewackedherhwadonthecounterIaskedherwhatIcouldcallherinsteadofcut eshetoldmeshewenttoleaveandslippedagain!!!!!!!!!!!"(A/N Translation:Yume and I saw each other earlier in the sick bay when I went to see if my nose was broken I went to wash the blood off my nose and face and I was looking for a towel to clean up the water that got on the floor she came in gave me a towel we talked she turned to leave and slipped in the water I caught her before she wacked her head on the counter I asked her what I could call her instead of cute she told me she went to leave and slipped again!!!!!!!!!!!) Duo said in one sentence."I shall tell you no more!!"
"Uh...ok..." the other pilots sweatdropped."Right..."
"I'm out of here!" as the others were sweatdropping, Duo ran past them, knocking Heero and Trowa over."Sorry, dudes!!"
Heero and Trowa watched Duo run away, with little red anger marks popping up all over their heads.
Yume walked out of her room, fully dressed in a t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers.
"Ahh! You're still here!" Yume jumped when she saw the four boys."Hey, where's Duce??"
"Who???" the boys asked in unison.
"Heh heh, I mean Duo, yeah Duo..." Yume cutely scratched the back of her head. She then grabbed Heero's hand."Come on Teddy-Bear. Help me find the Braided-Blunder(A/N SS:AWWW....so KAWAII , very cute Yume. Yume: Thank you ^.^). Bye guys."
Heero blushed(A/N SS: Heh he blushed, now I'm scared...) as the brown haired girl dragged him down the hall.
'Hmmm, 'Teddy-Bear' I like that...' Heero smiled at the back of Yume's head.(A/N SS: AHHH!!! He smiled!!*faints* Yume: Freak...) He secretly enjoyed the nickname.'I can't let the others know!'
(After an hour and a half of dragging Heero around as she looked for 'Duce')
"Where the heck is he??! We've checked everywhere!!" Yume uncharacteristicly growled, now it was her turn to display her own anger marks."Oh wait, we didn't check everywhere! This way Teddy-Bear!!"
She pulled Heero to the Gundam hanger bay door.
"Stay here, I've got a plan,(A/N SS:*Wakes up* OH NO!!! Yume: Shut up!!!*wonks authoress in the head*)I'll be right back!" Yume walked into the hanger, leaving Heero at the metal door."Oh Duce!!!?? Where art thou???"
"YUME?!?!" Wing Gundams cockpit opened and Duo jumped out."Hello, Dreamy!!"
Duo ran up and squeezed the girl tight in a air depriving(Heh heh sp??) hug.
"Duce, what were you doing in Wing's cockpit??" Yume questioned him like a mother would to small child.
"Uhhh....nothin'!!" Duo smiled stupidly."Nothin' at all!"
"Liar, you were hiding from me and the others," Heero was standing unnoticed behind Duo.
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SlingShot: Let's end it here!
Yume:*pouts* But it's gettin' to the good part!!
Duo: Nani?? Where Heero, Trowa, and the others hang me by my tongue to the clothes line!?!?
SlingShot: Duce??
Duo: HEY!!!! ONLY YUME CAN CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!
SS: Shut up baka gink-oid!!! Plus I wouldn't let the other pilots do that to you, would I guys??
Duo and the others: YES!!!
SS: I think I'll continue this chappie!!!!!!!
Yume: YAYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Huggles the 'Braided-Blunder'*
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"Liar, you were hiding from me and the others," Heero was standing unnoticed behind Duo.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't let 'im kill me!!!!!" Duo hid behind Yume.
"Wha...?" Yume was totally clueless.
"Please move, Miss Yume..." Heero asked, POLITELY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Don't ever call me 'MISS' " Yume growled.
"Yes, whatever you say, Mistress YadaShime," Heero said, uncharacteristicly.
Yume sweatdropped and rolled her brown eyes.
"Dude?? You 'kay???" Duo walked in front of Heero and waved a hand in his face, Heero paid no heed to the brown-haired boy. He just kept on staring at Yume. Duo grabbed the stoic pilot."Come on, dude. We need ta talk. Bye Dreamy."
TBC...(If you people are lucky)____________________________________________
SlingShot: I need to end it here 'cuz tonight I got JUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Right, sure. I bet it's just an excuse to get away from me. You don't do Judo.
SS:*Shots daggers at Duo through a glare* Wanna bet?!*walks up to Duo and O` Sota-Gari's him*
Duo: AHHH!!!!!*gets tripped by the Judo move and bonks his head on the floor, knocking him out* @_@
Yume: Awww...poor stupid Duce.*Picks up the annoying boy and puts him in her lap and rocks him back and forth, she starts singing in her lovely voice, the InuYasha theme song* I want to change the world
kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni
ima yuuki to egao no kakera daite
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e
te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland
SS: Now do you people know why I can't finish the ficcy yet?? People: NO!!!! SS: 'cuz I knocked Duo out!!!!! Angry Fangirls:*Get anger marks* ARGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET HER LADIES!!!!!!!*Pounce on SlingShot*
SS:*After 20 minutes* Finally I'm free!!!*Looks in mirror* EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*SS has evil sparkly hot pink make-up on*
Now Happy Fangirls: WE WIN!!!!!!*SS pounces on fangirls, fangirls make-up gets smudged and their hair is ruined*
SS:*Washes off make-up* I WIN!!!!!!!!!
Sry, people. I would've finished and posted this chappie earlier but while I was writing it my brain decided to return to that hollow spot between my ears and behind my eyes, heh heh.
Lady SlingShot: Okay, there shall be no convo right now...
Duo: Why not???? You don't like me???
Lady SS: Maybe, most likely not the reason. I just want people to read the ficcy and not our convo's. *HEY PEOPLE!!! I'm lying!! I like it when you read the convo's!!!!!^_^ *
Duo: But, people get to know what crazy stuff you talk about or sing.
Lady SS:*Gets EVIL grin* Namida ga ato kara afuradashite!!
Duo: NOO!!!!!!! NOT YUBIWA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs away screaming*(hey my sister does that when I sing Yubiwa, but she LOVES the song 'Sora'. I wonder why???^_^ )
Lady SS:*Acting to innocent for comfort* Oh well I guess I'll just start the ficcy...
Disclaimer: Repeat after me, I own nada(Ahhh...Short, sweet, and to the point ^^)
Chappie 3 Drooling Duo
"Well hello Dolly, lookin' swell Dolly," Yume sang in the shower.
"AHHH!!!! Make it stop!! Make it stop!!!" Quatre ran down the hall outside of Yume's room. Forgetting he was only in a towel. Quatre found Doctor V working on some new gizmo."Hey Doc Make it stop!!! Make her stop singing!!!!!!!"
The doctor didn't seem to notice Quatre's frantic yelling. That is until Quatre tapped him on the shoulder. The doc pulled some ear-plugs from his ears.
"Hmmm... what???" Doc V looked down at the blond haired boy."AHHH!!!!!"
Doctor V was shocked and slightly embarassed at the sight of Quatre in a towel.
"Boy, get some clothes on!" the doc exclaimed. The door of Yume's room opened. A fog of steam clouded the room.
"What's all the screamin' about?" Yume emerged from her room, tying her bathrobe. Duo, who had been watching Quatre run around like an idiot, couldn't help but stare.
"Who-o-oa!" Duo started drooling. Trowa, Heero, and Wufei walked by the four in the hallway.
"Ugh..." Trowa fainted as soon as he saw Yume in her knee length bathrobe.
"AHHHH!!!!!!!" Heero turned his head and covered his face.
"Arghh...women," Wufei only rolled his eyes.
"Ummm... Duo looks like you could use a towel," Yume looked at the puddle of drool pooling at Duo's feet."I'll be right back."
Yume went back to her room, disappearing into the bathroom. She came back with a dark blue towel. She handed it to Duo who wiped the drool off his face with it. When he was done, he tossed it on Trowa's head.
"Uhh...what hit me?" Trowa stirred, eyes opening.
"The sight of Yume in a bathrobe," Duo grinned."That was kinda like in the sickbay."
"What happened in the sickbay?" Heero asked suspiciously.
"Umm...you tell this one Duo, I gotta go get dressed, bye!" Yume quickly disappeared once more behind the door of her room, locking it shut.
"Well, we're waiting. Talk or we'll torture you 'til you spill!" Quatre threatened, holding up his towel with one hand, clenching his other into a fist in Duo's face.
"Hey Quat? I thought you were the pacifist of the five of us, did you and Wufei switch bodies or somethin'?" Duo chuckled nervously, backing into the wall, the other four blocked off all of his escape routes.
"Talk Maxwell!" Wufei glared slamming his fist into his palm. Duo's eyes widened, he fell to the floor, cowering on his knees, covering his head with his arms.
"OK!!YumeandIsaweachotherearlierinthesickbaywhenIwenttoseeifmynosewasbrokenI wenttowashthebloodoffmynoseandfaceandIwaslookingforatoweltocleanupthewatert hatgotonthe floorshecameingavemeatowelwetalkedsheturnedtoleaveandslippedinthewaterIcaugh therbeforeshewackedherhwadonthecounterIaskedherwhatIcouldcallherinsteadofcut eshetoldmeshewenttoleaveandslippedagain!!!!!!!!!!!"(A/N Translation:Yume and I saw each other earlier in the sick bay when I went to see if my nose was broken I went to wash the blood off my nose and face and I was looking for a towel to clean up the water that got on the floor she came in gave me a towel we talked she turned to leave and slipped in the water I caught her before she wacked her head on the counter I asked her what I could call her instead of cute she told me she went to leave and slipped again!!!!!!!!!!!) Duo said in one sentence."I shall tell you no more!!"
"Uh...ok..." the other pilots sweatdropped."Right..."
"I'm out of here!" as the others were sweatdropping, Duo ran past them, knocking Heero and Trowa over."Sorry, dudes!!"
Heero and Trowa watched Duo run away, with little red anger marks popping up all over their heads.
Yume walked out of her room, fully dressed in a t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers.
"Ahh! You're still here!" Yume jumped when she saw the four boys."Hey, where's Duce??"
"Who???" the boys asked in unison.
"Heh heh, I mean Duo, yeah Duo..." Yume cutely scratched the back of her head. She then grabbed Heero's hand."Come on Teddy-Bear. Help me find the Braided-Blunder(A/N SS:AWWW....so KAWAII , very cute Yume. Yume: Thank you ^.^). Bye guys."
Heero blushed(A/N SS: Heh he blushed, now I'm scared...) as the brown haired girl dragged him down the hall.
'Hmmm, 'Teddy-Bear' I like that...' Heero smiled at the back of Yume's head.(A/N SS: AHHH!!! He smiled!!*faints* Yume: Freak...) He secretly enjoyed the nickname.'I can't let the others know!'
(After an hour and a half of dragging Heero around as she looked for 'Duce')
"Where the heck is he??! We've checked everywhere!!" Yume uncharacteristicly growled, now it was her turn to display her own anger marks."Oh wait, we didn't check everywhere! This way Teddy-Bear!!"
She pulled Heero to the Gundam hanger bay door.
"Stay here, I've got a plan,(A/N SS:*Wakes up* OH NO!!! Yume: Shut up!!!*wonks authoress in the head*)I'll be right back!" Yume walked into the hanger, leaving Heero at the metal door."Oh Duce!!!?? Where art thou???"
"YUME?!?!" Wing Gundams cockpit opened and Duo jumped out."Hello, Dreamy!!"
Duo ran up and squeezed the girl tight in a air depriving(Heh heh sp??) hug.
"Duce, what were you doing in Wing's cockpit??" Yume questioned him like a mother would to small child.
"Uhhh....nothin'!!" Duo smiled stupidly."Nothin' at all!"
"Liar, you were hiding from me and the others," Heero was standing unnoticed behind Duo.
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SlingShot: Let's end it here!
Yume:*pouts* But it's gettin' to the good part!!
Duo: Nani?? Where Heero, Trowa, and the others hang me by my tongue to the clothes line!?!?
SlingShot: Duce??
Duo: HEY!!!! ONLY YUME CAN CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!
SS: Shut up baka gink-oid!!! Plus I wouldn't let the other pilots do that to you, would I guys??
Duo and the others: YES!!!
SS: I think I'll continue this chappie!!!!!!!
Yume: YAYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Huggles the 'Braided-Blunder'*
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"Liar, you were hiding from me and the others," Heero was standing unnoticed behind Duo.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't let 'im kill me!!!!!" Duo hid behind Yume.
"Wha...?" Yume was totally clueless.
"Please move, Miss Yume..." Heero asked, POLITELY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Don't ever call me 'MISS' " Yume growled.
"Yes, whatever you say, Mistress YadaShime," Heero said, uncharacteristicly.
Yume sweatdropped and rolled her brown eyes.
"Dude?? You 'kay???" Duo walked in front of Heero and waved a hand in his face, Heero paid no heed to the brown-haired boy. He just kept on staring at Yume. Duo grabbed the stoic pilot."Come on, dude. We need ta talk. Bye Dreamy."
TBC...(If you people are lucky)____________________________________________
SlingShot: I need to end it here 'cuz tonight I got JUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Right, sure. I bet it's just an excuse to get away from me. You don't do Judo.
SS:*Shots daggers at Duo through a glare* Wanna bet?!*walks up to Duo and O` Sota-Gari's him*
Duo: AHHH!!!!!*gets tripped by the Judo move and bonks his head on the floor, knocking him out* @_@
Yume: Awww...poor stupid Duce.*Picks up the annoying boy and puts him in her lap and rocks him back and forth, she starts singing in her lovely voice, the InuYasha theme song* I want to change the world
kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni
ima yuuki to egao no kakera daite
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e
te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland
SS: Now do you people know why I can't finish the ficcy yet?? People: NO!!!! SS: 'cuz I knocked Duo out!!!!! Angry Fangirls:*Get anger marks* ARGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET HER LADIES!!!!!!!*Pounce on SlingShot*
SS:*After 20 minutes* Finally I'm free!!!*Looks in mirror* EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*SS has evil sparkly hot pink make-up on*
Now Happy Fangirls: WE WIN!!!!!!*SS pounces on fangirls, fangirls make-up gets smudged and their hair is ruined*
SS:*Washes off make-up* I WIN!!!!!!!!!