Hello Dolly Written, SpellChecked, & Posted by: SlingShotRubberDucky

Disclaimer: The only Gundam Wing things I own are: A Battle-Scarred DeathScythe Hell Custom toy(My friend gave dat to me) and I got the Gundam Wing manga's 1-4 Shooting Stars at Toys-R-Us(I dun own dat either).

I wanna thank the anonymous reviewer Tom for this idea:

Tom: keep going i beg of you make me laugh and 'have killer MS battles as well Quatre go zero' mwahahahahahaahahaahahahahaahahahahahqah

I think I'll try that, BUT I can't really remember how he normally would go Zero. I've read the Manga's where he go's Zero, but that was a while ago. Domo Arigato

SlingShot: Duo finally woke up, so I'll continue da ficcy!!!!!!

Duo:*Rubbing the spot on the back of his head where it met the floor* What hit me??

SS: I did...

Duo: Why?? What did I ever do to you??

SS*Mumbles under breath* You exist...

Duo: What??

SS:*To Duo* Oh...ummmmm...hee hee....You...errrrr....

Yume:*Pops out of the blue* DUOOOO!!!!!!!! You woke up!!!*Huggles da Braided-Blunder*

SS:*To self* Saved by the magically appearing Dream-girl...

Duo: Hello, Dreamy.....*Hugs Yume back* So SlingShot what hit me?? Hey?? SlingShot??

SS:*Vanished into thin air moments after Yume arrived* (SFX: The sounds of wind blowing)

Duo and Yume: Hey? Where'd the authoress go....???

SlingShot's pet duck named 'Demolition':*Waddles onto the scene, a plastic explosive in its bill and C-4 strapped to its back* QUACKKK!!!!!!!BOOMMMM!!!!!!!*the plastic explosive and C-4 blow up, all that is left of the smoke and debris form the words....*

On with the fiction

Demo:*Who is invulnerable to explosives and such, waddles off screen, quacking the song 'Taps'* Quack, Quack, Quack....Quack, Quack, Quack.........

Duo:*Hair all frizzed from the explosion, Duo coughs up some smoke* I'm gonna kill that duck!!! HE RUINED MY HAIR!!!!

Yume:*Hair all frizzed too* Duo, remember your anger management classes!!!

Chapter 4 Shinigami's awake, Trowa's in love, and what happened with 'Dolly'

"Heero? You 'kay?" Duo walked in front of Heero and waved a hand in his face, Heero paid no heed to the brown-haired boy. He just kept on staring at Yume. Duo grabbed the stoic pilot."Come on, dude. We need ta talk. Bye Dreamy."

The two dark haired boys left Yume in the hanger bay. Duo dragged Heero to a hall.

"What's your problem? Do you like her?" Heero blushed when Duo said that. Duo grew unusually nasty, Shinigami was awake. "You Leave Yume Alone! I Like Her And You Can't Have Her!"

"What makes you think I like her?" Heero scratched the bottom of his chin, trying to appear normal.

"Well duhhh...news flash lover boy! It's pretty darn obvious! The way you stare at her, talk to her, blush when someone mentions you liking her, I could go on and on and on!! But I won't 'cause I wanna pound you! Leave Dream Alone!" Duo raged, his darker persona Shinigami showing his face. .

Trowa, who had been following Yume, walked up to the fighting teens.

"Stop fighting! Yume is not a prize to be won!" Trowa growled, crossing his arms over his chest, his visable green eye glared down at the two, shorter boys.

"Why!? Why should we stop! So you can ask her out or something!?" Duo and Heero accused the taller pilot."Why have you been following her?!"

"I was just making sure Heero didn't do anything stupid that would cause him to end up in the hospital. Yume is quite cappable of hurting you two. Girls fight dirty," Trowa said, innocently.

"Yeah right Trowa, you were following her 'cause you lik-" Duo and the others stopped fighting when they heard a high-pitched scream from the hanger.

"Yume!" they exclamed in total unison. The boys ran to the large hanger to see Yume drenched in water and yelling at someone.

"Get Back Here, Hima!" Yume ran after the said boy.

"No! It Wa Just A Joke! Please Don't Kill Me!" yelled back a young teenaged boy, running from the infuriated girl."I'm To Young To Die!"

"Oh No You're Not! You Baka Shounen[1]!" Yume tackled the smaller boy, who yelled in surprise."Hold Still! All I'm Gonna Do Is Tear Your Head Off!"

Yume sat on the trembling boys stomach, her hair was plastered to her face. Hima put his arms up to block his face as Yume drew her arm back, clenching her hand into a fist.

"Yume Rin Yadashime! Get off of Hima right now!" Doctor V walked into the hanger."Don't make me come over there!"

"Fine....no good...lousy...boke[2]...honto ni baka da[3]..." Yume grumbled as she got off of the smaller boy. Hima sat up.

"Ha you're always in trouble! Bad girl! Bad, bad,------" Hima stopped when Yume glared at him. He also grabbed the back of his head when the doc smacked him upside it."Itai![4]"

"You're grounded! I can't have you have the responsability of piloting a mobile suit. Now go to your room before I have to carry you myself!" Doc V pointed to the hanger door."Go!"

"Yessir...Gomen Nasai[5]...." Hima said rolling his eyes and walking away. He walked past the three pilots."Who are you??"

"Oh, Hima those are three of the gundam pilots I was telling you about before you dumped ice-water on my head The one with the braid is Duo Maxwell, the uni-banged one is Trowa Barton, and lastly the one who's blushing is Heero Yuy," Yume giggled when Heero's eyes widened."No Heero I was kidding."

"Eh I knew that..." Heero responded, relieved.

"Righhht..." Duo smirked.

"Whatever, come with me you three," Hima dragged the pilots out, shutting the hanger door behind them."Listen, I don't want you near Yume. Got that?!"

"Why? Who are you to tell us what to do?" Duo raised an eyebrow at the younger boy."How do you know Yume??"

"That's for me to know, and you to find out. Just keep your distance from her!" Hima turned and left for his room."I'm gonna keep an eye on her, go near her and die!"

"Well, he sure is cheerful," Duo said sarcasticlly.

"Come on, let's ask Yume who he is," Heero walked back into the hanger to see Yume getting into her Gundam Phoenix."Yume?!"

"I'm sorry Heero, but you'll need to stand back, Yume got orders to go out to bring back your friend Quatre," one scientist pushed Heero and the others back as Phoenix launched.

"What happened??" Duo asked.

"He just seemed crazy to me, you can ask your friend about it. He was there when he cracked and left with SandRock," the scientist bowed his head."Come with me and you can see her progress. Your one friend said it seemed to be 'Zero System'."

"Zero system?? But that shouldn't have any effect on him anymore?? How'd that happen??" Duo and the other two followed the scientist. They entered a large room with computers and gadgets galore. Wufei was already there, talking to Yume over the communication system.

"Are you positive??" Wufei spoke into the com-link.

"Only fools are positive, so I'll go with yes!!" Yume replied from her gundam."My gundam's picking up some traces of destroyed mobile suits. It looks like someone was having fun. It must be Dolly."

"Yume, find the boy and do anything you can to bring him back!" Doc V ordered the teen girl."Alive..."

"Hai[6], I'll do my best," Yume turned off the com-link in her gundam. She muttered under her breath."I'll find you Dolly, don't do anything too stupid."

'Be carefull, Yume,' Trowa thought.'I think I'm in love...'

TBC(If you are nice enough to review)_________________________________________

SS: I am learning Japanese and I used some in my fics, here are the translations for what I used:

[1]: Baka Shounen:: Stupid boy.

[2]: Boke:: Knucklehead

[3]: Honto Ni Baka Da: Truly you are an idiot/ truly you are stupid(I luv that one)

[4]: Itai: Painful, ouch(I us dat when I get thrown in Judo)

[5]: Gomen Nasai: I'm sorry

[6]: Hai: Yes

If you want to find out what made Quatre go bizzerk, you'll have to read the next chapter.

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Thank you for reading. If you don't like it then that's your problem!

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