Me: HI! I have run out of jokes. Maybe funnies next chapter.
Kurama files
"And then, you say the incantation." Said Professor.
"Uh, Mr. Minnamo, your owl." Said McGonnagal. The class began laughing at the owl sliding its beak up and down the window, making it look like it was dancing. Kurama opened the window and took Lesly.
"Couldn't you have waited until after class?" Kurama asked Lesly.
Lesly hooted and ruffled her feathers.
"OK ok, its important. Don't get your feathers in a ruffle." Said Kurama. He opened the letter and began to read it.
"Mr. Minnamo, may I have a word with you in the hall?" asked McGonnagal.
"Yes, Ma'am." Said Kurama. They both walked into the hall and closed the door.
"Is it urgent?" asked McGonnagal.
"Yes. I will need Hiei, Trixy and Yukina to come as well." Said Kurama.
"Yes. I will get them. You stay here." Said McGonnagal.
"thank you." Said Kurama.
"Mr. Janshi, Miss Janshi, and miss Minnamo; Dumbledor would like a word with you about the last test. He thinks you may need a higher level of education." Said McGonnagal.
"Yes ma'am." The three chimed.
"We have a mission. Lets go." Said Kurama.
"YES! Finally!" said Trixy.
"There you two are! Come on! Koenma sent me to give you a ride, although I have no idea what you were doing in that creepy broken down shack." Said Botan.
"Oh, you must be Botan. Kurama speaks highly of you." Said Trixy.
"Yes, I am Botan, but I am afraid I don't know your name." Said Botan.
"My name is Trixy. I am Kuramas' younger sister." Said Trixy.
"Oh! I didn't know you had a sister!" said Botan.
"I want this to be a surprise to mother and Suuichi-chan, so please keep silent about her." Said Kurama.
"About who?" asked Botan with a smile.
"Good. Let's get going." Said Kurama.
"The mission is in Maki again. There is another powerful demon who is trying to take over the Maki. Its in another creepy castle." Said Botan.
"Another one? The castles sure are popular among the powerful demons these days." Said Hiei.
"Yusuke and Kuwabara are waiting for you. This one is a dangerous one. He makes Jin look a mental turtle without a shell in the middle of a desert." Said Botan.
"sounds like a good challenge." Said Hiei.
"Indeed." Said Kurama.
"DOWN HERE!" yelled Yusuke. Her was below them waving while Kuwabara jumped up and down waving his arms like a monkey. They landed beside Kuwabara.
"Kazuma!" said Yukina as she hugged Kuwabara.
"Hey Kurama, Selestual is royally pissed off at you. You haven't been home for a long time! Where have you been?" asked Yusuke.
"Well, I am forbidden by Koenma to tell a single human soul. I will be back for Christmas." Said Kurama.
"Good. Lets go find this guy." Said Yusuke.
"His name is Wapunana. Just call him Wap. That ought to piss him off." Said Botan.
"Good." Said Hiei.
"He is hidden among these cliffs. Be careful. There are demons here who are territorial and are dangerous. They are on Waps' side." Said Botan.
"thank you for the warning." Said Kurama.
"your welcome. Be careful. I hear he is a master of disguise. By the way, Kurama, Poppy has been helping a lot with the kids. I swear, Josh is starting to look exactly like you." Said Botan.
"I have heard. Oh, Botan, here. If you need to contact us, just say my name and I will be there. It will work whenever you need to contact me." Said Kurama. He handed Botan a small pocket mirror.
"Uh, Kurama, this is a mirror." said Botan.
"just trust me." Said Kurama.
"Ok. Bye boys!" said Botan. She took Yukina and flew away.
"Now, shall we go and find this Wap guy? I need to hurt someone." Said Hiei.
"Ya. That place is no walk in the park." Said Kurama.
"Whatever." Said Kuwabara.
"Ok, this should help us." Said Kurama. He grew fox ears, a fox tail, the fangs, and the claws and his hair turn silver at the tips.
"What is wrong, Kurama? Are you like stuck between floors?" asked Kuwabara.
"No. this is my half demon form. I still have my fox senses, I am just not a full fox demon." Said Kurama.
"you never did that before." Said Yusuke.
"I just learned recently." Said Kurama.
"that is funny. Kurama learning something." Said Kuwabara.
"Hey. I may be an old dog, er, fox, but I can still learn new ticks." Said Kurama.
"Yuck. Judging by that fowl odor, our adversary is north of us." Said Kurama. The group began heading north.
"Kurama, I'm getting creepy vibes." Said Kuwabara.
"Your not the only ones. I also smell, that would be, cliff dwellers. They are lizard demons, well, more like iguanas, but to be precise, Monitor lizards, Gila Monsters, or Comoto Dragon demons. I'd say it was a mix of the three. All of them have quite a nasty bite and are venomous." Said Kurama.
"How do you know?" asked Yusuke.
"The smell and I was most unfortunate to cross paths with one." Said Kurama.
"Kinda like the time you accidentally found that porcupine, huh Kurama. You never forgot the sent and you wouldn't go near a place with that sent." Said Trixy. Kurama blushed and the others were trying to surpress their laughter.
"I got a real handful of quills on that one. It was not something easily forgotten." Said Kurama.
"Ya. Mother laughed at you and while she was taking them out of your hand, she said, I told you. Porcupines are bad news unless you know how to kill them." Said Trixy.
"Porcupine meat is good to eat, but if you don't know how to make the kill, you will have a face full of quills." Kurama and Trixy said together.
"Freeze. Do not move. Get ready to defend yourselves." Said Hiei.
"they are tricky little lizards." Said Kurama. He slowly pulled a rose from his hair.
"There, on the other side of the canyon. They are aiming for us." Said Kuwabara.
"there are some above us, in front of us and behind us as well. Moving sideways is not an option. You will have a long time to wave goodbye before you hit the bottom of the canyon. And we have solid rock on the other side." Said Kurama.
"On the count of three." Said Hiei. an arrow was fired and hit the wall next to Kurama.
"THREE!" yelped Yusuke. They all sprung into action.
"ROSE WHIP!" yelled Kurama.
"SPIRIT SWORD!" yelled Kuwabara. Hiei and Yusuke used their fist on this. Kurama and Hiei were back to back fighting off the lizard demons.
"TAKE THIS LIZARD LIPS!" yelled Yusuke taking out one behind Kuwabara. They both went back to back and Kuwabara killed one with his spirit sword.
"Lizard lips, huh?" he asked.
"Ya." Said Yusuke.
"KURAMA! HIEI! UP!" Yelled Yusuke. The demons had lured them to a small ledge and pushed a boulder from the cliff above them. They were surrounded with no way to escape and the ledge was taken down, pulling Kurama and Hiei down with it.
"HIEI! KURAMA!" Yelled Yusuke.
Hiei was knocked out when a large chunk of the rock hit him in the head. They were too far away from the cliff to stop their little free fall without a parachute. Kurama grabbed hold of Hieis' arm and pulled him away from the cliff to keep him from getting injured. Hiei opened his eyes and looked down.
"This is an embarrassing way to die." He yelled.
"I know. Give me a moment to think." Yelled. Kurama.
"Too late! Were gonna HIT!" Hiei yelled.
"DABORA!" Kurama roared before both he and Hiei hit the side of the cliff and were knocked out.
Kurama files
"And then, you say the incantation." Said Professor.
"Uh, Mr. Minnamo, your owl." Said McGonnagal. The class began laughing at the owl sliding its beak up and down the window, making it look like it was dancing. Kurama opened the window and took Lesly.
"Couldn't you have waited until after class?" Kurama asked Lesly.
Lesly hooted and ruffled her feathers.
"OK ok, its important. Don't get your feathers in a ruffle." Said Kurama. He opened the letter and began to read it.
"Mr. Minnamo, may I have a word with you in the hall?" asked McGonnagal.
"Yes, Ma'am." Said Kurama. They both walked into the hall and closed the door.
"Is it urgent?" asked McGonnagal.
"Yes. I will need Hiei, Trixy and Yukina to come as well." Said Kurama.
"Yes. I will get them. You stay here." Said McGonnagal.
"thank you." Said Kurama.
"Mr. Janshi, Miss Janshi, and miss Minnamo; Dumbledor would like a word with you about the last test. He thinks you may need a higher level of education." Said McGonnagal.
"Yes ma'am." The three chimed.
"We have a mission. Lets go." Said Kurama.
"YES! Finally!" said Trixy.
"There you two are! Come on! Koenma sent me to give you a ride, although I have no idea what you were doing in that creepy broken down shack." Said Botan.
"Oh, you must be Botan. Kurama speaks highly of you." Said Trixy.
"Yes, I am Botan, but I am afraid I don't know your name." Said Botan.
"My name is Trixy. I am Kuramas' younger sister." Said Trixy.
"Oh! I didn't know you had a sister!" said Botan.
"I want this to be a surprise to mother and Suuichi-chan, so please keep silent about her." Said Kurama.
"About who?" asked Botan with a smile.
"Good. Let's get going." Said Kurama.
"The mission is in Maki again. There is another powerful demon who is trying to take over the Maki. Its in another creepy castle." Said Botan.
"Another one? The castles sure are popular among the powerful demons these days." Said Hiei.
"Yusuke and Kuwabara are waiting for you. This one is a dangerous one. He makes Jin look a mental turtle without a shell in the middle of a desert." Said Botan.
"sounds like a good challenge." Said Hiei.
"Indeed." Said Kurama.
"DOWN HERE!" yelled Yusuke. Her was below them waving while Kuwabara jumped up and down waving his arms like a monkey. They landed beside Kuwabara.
"Kazuma!" said Yukina as she hugged Kuwabara.
"Hey Kurama, Selestual is royally pissed off at you. You haven't been home for a long time! Where have you been?" asked Yusuke.
"Well, I am forbidden by Koenma to tell a single human soul. I will be back for Christmas." Said Kurama.
"Good. Lets go find this guy." Said Yusuke.
"His name is Wapunana. Just call him Wap. That ought to piss him off." Said Botan.
"Good." Said Hiei.
"He is hidden among these cliffs. Be careful. There are demons here who are territorial and are dangerous. They are on Waps' side." Said Botan.
"thank you for the warning." Said Kurama.
"your welcome. Be careful. I hear he is a master of disguise. By the way, Kurama, Poppy has been helping a lot with the kids. I swear, Josh is starting to look exactly like you." Said Botan.
"I have heard. Oh, Botan, here. If you need to contact us, just say my name and I will be there. It will work whenever you need to contact me." Said Kurama. He handed Botan a small pocket mirror.
"Uh, Kurama, this is a mirror." said Botan.
"just trust me." Said Kurama.
"Ok. Bye boys!" said Botan. She took Yukina and flew away.
"Now, shall we go and find this Wap guy? I need to hurt someone." Said Hiei.
"Ya. That place is no walk in the park." Said Kurama.
"Whatever." Said Kuwabara.
"Ok, this should help us." Said Kurama. He grew fox ears, a fox tail, the fangs, and the claws and his hair turn silver at the tips.
"What is wrong, Kurama? Are you like stuck between floors?" asked Kuwabara.
"No. this is my half demon form. I still have my fox senses, I am just not a full fox demon." Said Kurama.
"you never did that before." Said Yusuke.
"I just learned recently." Said Kurama.
"that is funny. Kurama learning something." Said Kuwabara.
"Hey. I may be an old dog, er, fox, but I can still learn new ticks." Said Kurama.
"Yuck. Judging by that fowl odor, our adversary is north of us." Said Kurama. The group began heading north.
"Kurama, I'm getting creepy vibes." Said Kuwabara.
"Your not the only ones. I also smell, that would be, cliff dwellers. They are lizard demons, well, more like iguanas, but to be precise, Monitor lizards, Gila Monsters, or Comoto Dragon demons. I'd say it was a mix of the three. All of them have quite a nasty bite and are venomous." Said Kurama.
"How do you know?" asked Yusuke.
"The smell and I was most unfortunate to cross paths with one." Said Kurama.
"Kinda like the time you accidentally found that porcupine, huh Kurama. You never forgot the sent and you wouldn't go near a place with that sent." Said Trixy. Kurama blushed and the others were trying to surpress their laughter.
"I got a real handful of quills on that one. It was not something easily forgotten." Said Kurama.
"Ya. Mother laughed at you and while she was taking them out of your hand, she said, I told you. Porcupines are bad news unless you know how to kill them." Said Trixy.
"Porcupine meat is good to eat, but if you don't know how to make the kill, you will have a face full of quills." Kurama and Trixy said together.
"Freeze. Do not move. Get ready to defend yourselves." Said Hiei.
"they are tricky little lizards." Said Kurama. He slowly pulled a rose from his hair.
"There, on the other side of the canyon. They are aiming for us." Said Kuwabara.
"there are some above us, in front of us and behind us as well. Moving sideways is not an option. You will have a long time to wave goodbye before you hit the bottom of the canyon. And we have solid rock on the other side." Said Kurama.
"On the count of three." Said Hiei. an arrow was fired and hit the wall next to Kurama.
"THREE!" yelped Yusuke. They all sprung into action.
"ROSE WHIP!" yelled Kurama.
"SPIRIT SWORD!" yelled Kuwabara. Hiei and Yusuke used their fist on this. Kurama and Hiei were back to back fighting off the lizard demons.
"TAKE THIS LIZARD LIPS!" yelled Yusuke taking out one behind Kuwabara. They both went back to back and Kuwabara killed one with his spirit sword.
"Lizard lips, huh?" he asked.
"Ya." Said Yusuke.
"KURAMA! HIEI! UP!" Yelled Yusuke. The demons had lured them to a small ledge and pushed a boulder from the cliff above them. They were surrounded with no way to escape and the ledge was taken down, pulling Kurama and Hiei down with it.
"HIEI! KURAMA!" Yelled Yusuke.
Hiei was knocked out when a large chunk of the rock hit him in the head. They were too far away from the cliff to stop their little free fall without a parachute. Kurama grabbed hold of Hieis' arm and pulled him away from the cliff to keep him from getting injured. Hiei opened his eyes and looked down.
"This is an embarrassing way to die." He yelled.
"I know. Give me a moment to think." Yelled. Kurama.
"Too late! Were gonna HIT!" Hiei yelled.
"DABORA!" Kurama roared before both he and Hiei hit the side of the cliff and were knocked out.